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Agreed very much so
Our son just sent me a text about a girl with 12 nipples. Dozen tit sound a bit suspect?
Well Gary is the geezer who got home late one night and Marilyn his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Gary replies "I was getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? She frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar note on my penis" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? She said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar note tattooed on his penis?"
"Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want."
Gary is now in The Critical Care Unit, Room 233. No visitors until further notice.
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Just goes to show
Seriously WTF,
There is a blue vein joke in here somewhere!
http://www.theatlanticcities.com/art...bacteria/7659/
I opened it, saw the title and could not read it, WTF!Quote:
Originally Posted by SonOf
Belly fluff does have a purpose...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by SonOf
Easy way to build a bridge!
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forum...chmentid=37533