The 3 word game!

Ok, everyone needs to get in on this. This has been on every good forum I've been on. It's the game of GODS!

Rules are simple:

1. Post 3 words to carry the story along from what was written by the member above you.
2. Keep it reasonably clean. It's a family site, be sensible. I'm sure we can get away with a few of the lesser profanities.
3. If you finish a sentence off in your post, put a full stop and start a new sentence with a Capital. Basic English here. ;)
4. If someone beats you to a reply and the story doesn't make sense, try and edit your post to continue on the story from the member above.
5. Cannot post twice!

Example -

Timbo says: One day I
AB says: was walking through
Patch says: a Toyota dealership
Dogman says: when a Nissan
Plasnart says: drove through the
Timbo says: dealership window. It
AB says: was heavenly karma.

I'll start..


Once upon a

time, I saw

Timbo driving through

a massive mud

pit, then suddenly

, out of nowhere

aliens came down

with photon rays

and blasted the

rear of Timbo's

engine, which gave

everyone a big ..

shock because the

oil spurted everywhere.

The 4wd suddenly

had superpowers and

flew off to

Bert Newtons house

in the hills,

where the aliens

headquaters are. Bert's

toupe was the

leader of the

extraterristial Toyota club

for intergalactical losers

. When Bert gave

his toupe to

his son Mathew

he became violent

and started beating

his bratwurst with

hot chilli mustard

which burnt like

a flamming hot

galah. When the

aliens saw Paul

, they were horrified

because he was

wearing a dress