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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet...

Planking.....Everyones doing it!

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Yep its finally here our very 1st Birthday & let me be the first to say a very big thanks to AB for making it happen in the first place & to our Mods for all there efforts to keep this the place to...

Around age 10 my dad got me one of those little badass compound bow beginner kits. Of course, the first month I went around our land sticking arrows in anything that could get stuck by an arrow. Did...

I like it!! Reminds me of another ...

"The doctor told me I need an optrectumy. Apparently it's an operation that severs the chord that joins my eyes to my @rsehole, and gets rid of my sh!tty...

A smartarse is someone that can sit on an ice cream and tell you what flavour it is......

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad...

Have a happy and safe easter time folks!

This time tomorrow I'll be sitting on the Murray with a beer and fishing rod...lol....Actually I'm leaving sparrows tomorrow morning so this time tomorrow...

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for
years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would...