The clocks gone

[Sir Roofy]

Have we noticed no clock or is it just me

[patch697]

Getting it sorted mate.

[Sir Roofy]

getting it sorted mate.

always on the job patch ,how are you mate

[patch697]

haha...... I try to be mate.

Im doing ok thanks roofy.

[Sir Roofy]

haha...... I try to be mate.

Im doing ok thanks roofy.


YOU COMMING DOWN TO ABs IN JAN FOR THE MEET

[nowoolies]

g`day Roofy and Patch
not just the clock missing
my end tells me web page cannot be found ??????
yet i have been typing away half the night

hows the day panning out for you`s

[Sir Roofy]

g`day roofy and patch
not just the clock missing
my end tells me web page cannot be found ??????
Yet i have been typing away half the night

hows the day panning out for you`s

g,day woolies sorry to hear your not to well mate
and they left your gate undone,hope it wasnt the hiefer paddock

[patch697]

YOU COMMING DOWN TO ABs IN JAN FOR THE MEET

Yeah mate I'm traveling down with Plassy, I can't wait.

[patch697]

g`day Roofy and Patch
not just the clock missing
my end tells me web page cannot be found ??????
yet i have been typing away half the night

hows the day panning out for you`s

Better then you by the sounds & yeah it was my fattery that when blat...................hahahahahahaha

[Sir Roofy]

yeah mate i'm traveling down with plassy, i can't wait.


excellent will be able to catch up for a coldie then

[nowoolies]

g,day woolies sorry to hear your not to well mate
and they left your gate undone,hope it wasnt the hiefer paddock

g`day mate
not my cattle grid if it was i would have shot someone by now for it lol
yup it was their heffer paddock ,and no cattle grid either.
yesterday was a couple of needle`s in the neck to relive the ache
you have to be put under for it
and so far no relief ...bugga hay hahahahahaha

[patch697]

excellent will be able to catch up for a coldie then

Thats the plan mate as I said, I can't wait.

[Sir Roofy]

g`day mate
not my cattle grid if it was i would have shot someone by now for it lol
yup it was their heffer paddock ,and no cattle grid either.
yesterday was a couple of needle`s in the neck to relive the ache
you have to be put under for it
and so far no relief ...bugga hay hahahahahaha


FELL FOR YA BUDDY I HAVE CONSANTANT PAIN AS WELL BUT NOTHIN LIKE YOU HAVE

THINK POSITIVE MATE HAS TO WORK SHORTLY
THEM DAMD TOURISTS THAT LEAVE GATES OPEN NEED TO BE Weeeeeeeeeeeeell YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING

[Sir Roofy]

thats the plan mate as i said, i can't wait.


yeah got some mean tracks out that way a few deep holes im sure ab will get stuck in pml dont know if that boy will ever learn but hey thats what the young fellas like to do

[nowoolies]

yeah got some mean tracks out that way a few deep holes im sure ab will get stuck in pml dont know if that boy will ever learn but hey thats what the young fellas like to do

question sir do`es .....A B , stand for always bogged ....roflmfao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[patch697]

yeah got some mean tracks out that way a few deep holes im sure ab will get stuck in pml dont know if that boy will ever learn but hey thats what the young fellas like to do


question sir do`es .....A B , stand for always bogged ....roflmfao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



I can't stand with ya on this one fellas being forum hierarchy & all but know im quietly LMFAO

[Sir Roofy]

i can't stand with ya on this one fellas being forum hierarchy & all but know im quietly lmfao


well guys gotta go the boss,s home you know how it goes with ====hurry up hurry up

yes dear comming,well come on then , lmfao

[patch697]

well guys gotta go the boss,s home you know how it goes with ====hurry up hurry up

yes dear comming,well come on then , lmfao

I just pinched this from the joke thread although its hardly a joke. Maybe I will move to the other manuals section?


The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules' From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!

1.. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.

If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday + GOOD WEATHER = Sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1.. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as CARS OR BOOBS

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Woman always claim to read the instructions before attempting things so now she has a set I hope it helps.....................hahahahahahaha

[AB]

You guys will hijack anything giving the opportunity...LMAO