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growler2058
22nd December 2011, 10:57 AM
You, on average, use about fifty seven squares of toilet paper every day.
An average person's body - both male and female bodies - produces about half a liter of farts every day, causing them to fart approximately 14 times a day.
The gas we fart leaves our body at a speed of ten feet (approximately 3 meters) per second.
Yep, folks, scientists have actually measured all of that! Isn't science great?
Imagine being the person responsible for measuring the speed of people's farts!
Next, imagine being that person at a party and being asked what you do.
gec
22nd December 2011, 11:37 AM
Whats worse is admitting that you paid to go to University to get that job in the first place lol.
beansathome
22nd December 2011, 11:39 AM
You, on average, use about fifty seven squares of toilet paper every day.
An average person's body - both male and female bodies - produces about half a liter of farts every day, causing them to fart approximately 14 times a day.
The gas we fart leaves our body at a speed of ten feet (approximately 3 meters) per second.
Yep, folks, scientists have actually measured all of that! Isn't science great?
Imagine being the person responsible for measuring the speed of people's farts!
Next, imagine being that person at a party and being asked what you do.
hahahah that really is usless infomation but i giggled like a school girl lol
i realy recon i do way more then half a lt and more then 14 times lol.
how in the hell would the mesure the speed of a fart. i could imagin a cop sitting there with a radar gun clocking the speed lol.
i recon fartologist could be there job title lol
Clunk
22nd December 2011, 11:45 AM
hahahah that really is usless infomation but i giggled like a school girl lol
i realy recon i do way more then half a lt and more then 14 times lol.
how in the hell would the mesure the speed of a fart. i could imagin a cop sitting there with a radar gun clocking the speed lol.
i recon fartologist could be there job title lol
reckon they must get you to lay back down, legs akimbo bum facing up and a liberal sprinkling of talc over the blast off region and wait for the impending bottom burp!!!
AB
22nd December 2011, 12:03 PM
Jeeesh....Don't you guys know they measured the speed of farts....Watch and learn my furry friends....lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROxnmeAESfw&feature=fvwrel
gec
22nd December 2011, 02:48 PM
A bit like this aye Clunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bZaAomW7ik&feature=related
Clunk
22nd December 2011, 05:09 PM
A bit like this aye Clunk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bZaAomW7ik&feature=related
aye thats the one GEC, gotta love Mr Methane!!!! hahahahaha
Silver
22nd December 2011, 06:41 PM
57 square metres. Must have a very big very grotty botty
Maxhead
22nd December 2011, 07:32 PM
I reckon I can get a litre farts after a big night...lolol
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