MIA! My stubby holder has been kidnapped by a Toyota owner

[MudRunnerTD]

ATTENTION MEMBERS!

My NISSANPATROL.COM.AU stubby holder has been kidnapped during a Grand Final BBQ. I am in dire straights.

A ransom has been asked for and threats have been made to said stubby holder. This is very concerning.

A number of photos have been received to prove "Proof of Life". I have posted them here for all to see. If any members come in to possession of any info or further proof of life pics I would ask that you post them here.

Thank you all

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/d7347149.jpg

Threats to Kill!!

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/5521790f.jpg

They considered trading it for more Party food

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/a2625e5a.jpg

He is really getting nasty now

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/8515a10f.jpg

This frisky fellow has evil on his mind

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/ea1fac7b.jpg

And then an hour later and things got personal!!!!

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/23bbb317.jpg

We need all eyes out for this fiend, bring back the stubbie holder.... Has anyone seen or heard anything?

[MudRunnerTD]

Just got another pic,

He is flying in the face of decency and using my stubby holder with his Toffy bloody dinner.

DAMN!!

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/46c6d21d.jpg

[MudRunnerTD]

^^^^ Its kinda got a nice "Hour Glass" figure there though...... It's looking kinda happy :shivering:

[Clunk]

I feeol for you mate I really do, I hope you find the culprit soon and are able to bring back Capitol punishment for such a hanus crime..................... the culprit to be no less than hung, drawn and quartered!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha

[NissanGQ4.2]

hahahahahahaha, think the stubby holder has had one 2 many beers in it 2day *LMAO*

[patch697]

Mr.... Your in serious dodo mate.......

How can we help?????????

A Victorian members posy perhaps?????................................... hahahahahahahahaha


P.s. The dunny was taking thing way to far........ W e need to act ppl, who's with MR?????

[MudRunnerTD]

Oh he thinks its Pi55 funny, galavanting around with my Nissan Stubby holder. He drives an 80 series with an LS2 (ok its pretty cool) but this has just taken it all too far!

If you see the Stubbie holder in your area try and get a pic for me and post it up...








(planking anyone)

[djc123]

Well it will be in the Bacchus Marsh area for about another hour. Who knows where it will go then ...

[MudRunnerTD]

Well it will be in the Bacchus Marsh area for about another hour. Who knows where it will go then ...


No intro required here folks ^^^^^^ Thats the bloody Toyota Driver that started all this!!!!

[MudRunnerTD]

Is nothing sacred!

[NissanGQ4.2]

I found this one at a pub in Sydney mate, is it yours???

8584

[MudRunnerTD]

Hey Tod, it could be mate but your pic is an error. Post it again mate

[Clunk]

hahahahahahaha, think the stubby holder has had one 2 many beers in it 2day *LMAO*

as long as it's only beer it's had inside it1!!!!!??????

[MudRunnerTD]

Look what he is doing now, Tormenting really

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/5bc9714a.jpg

Speechless!

[NissanGQ4.2]

Hey Tod, it could be mate but your pic is an error. Post it again mate

Changed the link, is it yours??????, if it is I'll send it back home

[MudRunnerTD]

I found this one at a pub in Sydney mate, is it yours???

8584

Nah mate i think thats his cousin, he came from a fairly big family. The search is still on gentlemen and ladies,

[Sir Roofy]

the truth of the matter is he wantts to be part of the nissan family

[AB]

What a crack up...lol

Shame Dazz, thats just cruel, especially putting it on the Yoda...lol....I have mates in Bacchus Marsh who also drive Toyotas, bloody feral's...LMAO

[chester]

LOL funny stuff MR, im thinking an eye for an eye.

[djc123]

... and here is the hardcore beer that MudRunner brought over with him ...
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/Beer.jpg

[MudRunnerTD]

:smileyvault-cute-bi

LMAO

Notice how there is still six!! Thats all i had in my fridge and we did a deal on a swap for Carlton Draughts out of his fridge.

Great swap my way i thought.

I cant believe you put my stubbie hold through such torment.

I note the pic you sent where it was entwined with your winch at the FRONT of your toyota. Was that in position for if you got stuck and needed some Nissan Help.

[djc123]

I thought I could use it as some sort of winch rope protector maybe ....

The stubby holder is getting tired after a long day out ... so I have put it to bed for the night with some of the other captives ...

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/GoodNight.jpg

[MudRunnerTD]

See! See! This is what i have got to put up with.

Ban him!!!!!

[Finly Owner]

Only after we get your cooler back. Now what nasty pic of his yota do you have we could use as leveridge against him, so we can twist his hand to return that cooler. Bogged and snatch by Patrol, or worse by a Zook. On a chicken track. Something!


Tim

[frenzy]

Dear oh dear..... What did you think was going to happen if you let toymota drivers into your house!!!!! Everyone must remain diligent! LOL!

I make my praaaaaaado driving mate park down the street! And, I make him turn out his pockets before he leaves...LOL!

[Maxhead]

This is tragic news Dazz, I think we all need to band together and attack this the right way. I'm sure the Toyo driver is just a bit overwhelmed and now wishes he had a Patrol.

We should surround the Toyo with all our Patrols and rescue you're stubby holder....C'mon guys!!!

[MudRunnerTD]

Yeah he has realised the error in owning a Toyota, dont you worry about that. He has stripped it of all the bits that Break and replaced them with Quality parts from other manufacturers.

Toyota Donk out => LS2 in
Toyota Gear box Out => HSV 6 speed Auto in

He acknowledges that the Toyota drive train is Pi55 weak and cant handle the power of the conversion and has imported a full set of Chromolly CVs and Axles that have to go in before he can plant the foot off the line....wouldn't happen in a Nissan!

He knows that my :bowdown: TD42Ti pulls like a train and anything less is just a try hard........:049:

:fish:

[djc123]

I thought that the holder had grown legs and run away this morning - I couldnt find it anywhere until I asked my daughter. She said that it was perfect to use as a blanket for her dolls ...

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/Dollhouse.jpg

[patch697]

When is carnage going to end?????

MR what the hell were you doing associating with such a fiendish dude??????

there should be a law against Tojo drivers.........................hahahahahahahahaha ha


When you get that stubby holder back, just say the word mate & I'll splat min right outta here...............hahahahahahaha

[MudRunnerTD]

Paul!!!! Mate!! its going down hill fast, damn it!! his house is heavily fortified...I am concerned for the welfare of my Stubby holder / Barbie sleeping bag!! Look even i am loosing sight!

[AB]

Miss Piggy looks pretty snug in that photo though....lol

[MudRunnerTD]

Dont encourage him AB!! Who knows what else he has planned for my poor bloody stubby holder

[djc123]

Well here we go ... has anyone seen the website 'Will It Blend'?

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/Blender.jpg

[AB]

The scary thing is that the power is turned on too....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get that puppy back to a good home quick smart MR!!!

[djc123]

Awesome! I'm glad someone noticed it plugged in and turned on.

[patch697]

AB...... AB........ Are we going to let this Debaucherous Tojo driving fiend get away with this???......

Let alone have him loose on our forum?????..........

Something has to be done,....He must be stopped.....

AT ALL COSTS

[nowoolies]

AB...... AB........ Are we going to let this Debaucherous Tojo driving fiend get away with this???......

Let alone have him loose on our forum?????..........

Something has to be done,....He must be stopped.....

AT ALL COSTS:sterb003::blowup::cheers::drunk::1062::1062: :210::groupwave::clapping::hpfredgeorge1::icon_dri ving::driving2:
no more toymota hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[MudRunnerTD]

Well here we go ... has anyone seen the website 'Will It Blend'?

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/Blender.jpg

Ummm! mate...... did i call you a fiend? I really did mean friend...It was a typo, promise.

Step Away from the ON button and noone gets hurt, everyone goes home to their families. :210:


Awesome! I'm glad someone noticed it plugged in and turned on.




Its a Toyota! =====> Its a Keeper!! ....... Got an LS2 in it BONUS!!

Love your SIG line....................speechless :spammouth: Seems kinda familiar.....but different?? :hijacked:


AB...... AB........ Are we going to let this Debaucherous Tojo driving fiend get away with this???......

Let alone have him loose on our forum?????..........

Something has to be done,....He must be stopped.....

AT ALL COSTS

I'd agree with you Paul but the Admin, amongst others, have given him 6, count them 6! thank you's for useful posts!! He is thriving... :drunk:



no more toymota hahahahahaha

Hey nowoolies you have hit the nail right on the head there. My point exactly, check out his sig line "No more Toy-mota" he swapped it out for an :bowdown: LS2 cause it blew smoke and was gutless..hahahahahaha :049:

Well if my Stubbie holder lives through the night, tomorrow will be a good day. It is going to be mid 20's and Mr Toymota might need a beer and will likely choose our superior product to keep his beer cold. :cheers:


Hey Patch, can you change his forum name? "Toymota" might be a winner! Or "Feral Toyota Driver" :first:

[djc123]

he swapped it out for an :bowdown: LS2 cause it blew smoke and was gutless..hahahahahaha :049:


MR - smoke? it wasnt a diesel remember .... Umm Excuse me mam....Do you smoke?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixAMwN11cfQ

[nowoolies]

itsza what??????? and a what ever?????????? ...........................itsza beeper hahahahahahahahahaha

[djc123]

It survived the night and is very happy this morning ... nice and snug.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/3eb0f340.jpg

[djc123]

Toyotas just don't can't keep up with the Patrol pace.

hahahaha ... nice one. But what does "just don't can't" mean? Is that Nissan engrish?

lol

[nowoolies]

hahahaha ... nice one. But what does "just don't can't" mean? Is that Nissan engrish?

lol

tomota driver just dont not understand hahahahahahahah

[AB]

hahahaha ... nice one. But what does "just don't can't" mean? Is that Nissan engrish?

lol

All fixed...haha....It's Ninglish.

[MudRunnerTD]

MR - smoke? it wasnt a diesel remember .... Umm Excuse me mam....Do you smoke?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixAMwN11cfQ

Damn i walked right into that one.

He's good i'll give that.........

New vote for a change of user name "Rogue Toyota Driver" every Nissan forum needs one.

[MudRunnerTD]

All fixed...haha....It's Ninglish.

Yeah not before the Bugger added the line to his sig line. On the up side, out of context it makes him look like an idiot!!!! :049:

[MudRunnerTD]

And lets face it even Toyota Japan realised their deficiencies and allowed Toyota Australia to build their Brand Advertising around the theory of "I drive a Toyota --- BUGGER", Hey that could be my pay back. might buy a BUGGER sticker and put it on his car for some happy snaps.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfzUx6PiNd8

Looks like they breed em tough but kinda dopey.......hahahahaha

[nowoolies]

And lets face it even Toyota Japan realised their deficiencies and allowed Toyota Australia to build their Brand Advertising around the theory of "I drive a Toyota --- BUGGER", Hey that could be my pay back. might buy a BUGGER sticker and put it on his car for some happy snaps.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfzUx6PiNd8

Looks like they breed em tough but kinda dopey.......hahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha....roflmfao hahahahahahahah...luv it

[MudRunnerTD]

and then there was the Nissan videos


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_GzBAi_DOg

Old mate Mr Toymota ^^^^ was the camera man on that one.....

[nowoolies]

and then there was the Nissan videos


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_GzBAi_DOg

Old mate Mr Toymota ^^^^ was the camera man on that one.....

impressive very very impressive ...............i did notice a ....NISSAN..... badge there hahahahahahahaha

[AB]

You know what would make a great Nissan add?

The Toyota and Nissan stop at the bottom of the hill and look up. They turn to each other and the cocky Toyota driver says "Toyota built tough, See you at the top buddy, if you can make it...haha"....He takes off and gets stuck.

Nissan driver says "I'll show this pelican" and cuts to Dazz's video of him powering up the hill, goes past the bogged Toyota, beeps the horn and says "Yeah, real tough mate" and screams past. Suddenly the powerful GQ sprays all those boulders over the bogged Toyota, smashes the lights and the diff snaps from a rock and a bit of steam comes out of the engine bay with the Toyota driver saying..."BUGGER"....LMAO

[djc123]

Actually .... I might have some footage you can use for your ad of a vehicle driving up that hill, stopping, and steam coming out of the engine bay .... hey Darren :-)

[AB]

Actually .... I might have some footage you can use for your ad of a vehicle driving up that hill, stopping, and steam coming out of the engine bay .... hey Darren :-)

With fear of getting stuff thrown at me I would love to see that vid...haha

[MudRunnerTD]

Actually .... I might have some footage you can use for your ad of a vehicle driving up that hill, stopping, and steam coming out of the engine bay .... hey Darren :-)

Yep that was a sad day. fortunately not mine steaming away and the Nissan that did die will never turn another wheel. damn it. Tough hill, Very Tough Hill.

We went back for another taste of it a few weeks ago and i did no less than 5 winch pulls up it and the only car to drive it unassisted was a GU IV 4.8, fully locked Running 37s and a rev limiter....hahahaha. Monster Hill.

We Dragged a very dead GQ with a fully balanced and blueprinted JPC prepped engine home that bounced off its rev limiter once too often before going pop. Very big error. very expensive.

Hey Danny, post up the video of the Toyota that drove the hill mate........Bugger! that didn't happen. hahahahaha. I think i had my stubby holder that day though so the stubbie holder got to the top ;)

[MudRunnerTD]

Post the Video Danny, they will love it mate

[djc123]

Got a few more pics of 'Nubby', the Nissan Patrol Stubby Holder today ... looks like it had a fun day to me!

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/c4d9631f.jpg

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/d8dfa880.jpg

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/06fc1888.jpg

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/b058b3b3.jpg

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/414ab7b7.jpg

Yes, looks very happy to me.

[nowoolies]

best looking piccies of toymotas iv`e seen in a while .....pretty sad they have to use the MIGHTY NISSAN PATROL STUBBIE HOLDER to make look 1/4 way to sorta well ...cant say it ...crapola`s hahahahahhahahahahaha

[MudRunnerTD]

It truly does make each and every one of those photos look 100% better. Did you photoshop the back grounds up or did the "Nubbie" just lift the shots??

[djc123]

Ahhh ... you want some photochopped ones do ya.

[MudRunnerTD]

I heard your pretty good at photoshop!!

From this point on Dont believe a word ladies and gentlemen!! Game On!

[djc123]

Sal said it needed training wheels ....

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/Training-Wheels.jpg

[patch697]

Sal said it needed training wheels ....

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/Training-Wheels.jpg

I don't know who you are mate but when I find you your sure gonna know who I am........................hahahahahahahahahahahah

[MudRunnerTD]

somehow i doubt daz's stubbie cooler needs training wheels. Woulda thought it was one of the most experienced going around! :trink13:

gold!!! :049:

[djc123]

Post the Video Danny, they will love it mate


Is this the video you meant Darren? I tried to keep it short and just put the highlights ....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCdDN70evmk

[AB]

That poor stubby holder is going to need serious therapy after all this...lol

[djc123]

Rogue Dung Bettle

hahahaaha - more Ninglish .... what is a Bettle?

hahaha - I love it!

[AB]

hahahaaha - more Ninglish .... what is a Bettle?

hahaha - I love it!

I don't know what your talking about....Moving along now...lol

[djc123]

As Google would say: Did you mean: beetle

LOL

[djc123]

man - this thread really brightens my day :thumbup:

[AB]

8 more posts too and you can get special access to some real 4wd manuals.

We have a 25 post rule to get access to manuals and I never thought a dedicated Toyota owner could get this far....I'm speechless..lol

[patch697]

8 more posts too and you can get special access to some real 4wd manuals.

We have a 25 post rule to get access to manuals and I never thought a dedicated Toyota owner could get this far....I'm speechless..lol



Don't make friends with him AB...... He's the enemy..............................hahahahahahahah ahahahahaha

[patch697]

man - this thread really brightens my day :thumbup:



Come into the light my son...................hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[chester]

and then there was the Nissan videos


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_GzBAi_DOg

Old mate Mr Toymota ^^^^ was the camera man on that one.....And not a broken CV,axle or diff in sight.Lets see Mr toyota do that.

[frenzy]

Come into the light my son...................hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I suppose you could trade the thing with the LS2 in on a Patrol, but I'm afraid you wouldn't get much for it! :tease:

[djc123]

8 more posts too and you can get special access to some real 4wd manuals.

We have a 25 post rule to get access to manuals and I never thought a dedicated Toyota owner could get this far....I'm speechless..lol

8 more posts ... I better be on my best behaviour with the photos tomorrow ...

[MudRunnerTD]

Rogue Dung Beetle!!! I love it!!!

Yep, 25 post count and you can download a full Nissan Workshop Manual for any model you like Danny...In English mate ;) 1200 pages per manual.

Hang on.....you dont need a Nissan Manual as there is not a manual for the use of a Nissan Stubbie holder other than Insert cold Beer, twist cap. Drink.

You need a Toyota Manual for the Body,
A Holden Manual for the Gear Box
A Chev Manual for the Engine
Google for everything else
And a Slab of Beer for the stubbie holder to drown your sorrows my friend.

Life is good in a Nissan

[Finly Owner]

and then there was the Nissan videos


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_GzBAi_DOg

Old mate Mr Toymota ^^^^ was the camera man on that one.....
That's one tough climb Dazz!



Tim

[Clunk]

So MR, I'm guessing the main reason for lifting your fantastic stubby holder is because your Landcrab mate cant afford his own, due to all the necessary repairs and much needed upgrades to his rig!!!????/ lmao

[MudRunnerTD]

That's one tough climb Dazz!



Tim

Cheers Tim,

Mate i tell ya, that is one HARD CORE HILL mate. That video was shot in Feb 2011. I stood on the hill right where i lifted that left wheel near the start a month ago and fair dinkum mate i was sh1tting myself!! if i had not driven it back in February in that Vid i would have thought that is was truly un-drive-able... SICK mate

I fair dinkum had an OMG moment mate, pure bloody madness. I should have ticked it off the list of thing that needed to be done after the first trip up it in that vid, when we went back a month ago it was a beast of a hill.

Nearly un-walkable. Parts near the bottom where i lifted the wheel were probably pushing 45 degrees. Where i am winching in the other video was the easiest section at around 30 degrees. It goes at that angle for at least 200m of driving.

Its Hard Core, Its a Nissan Hill. Bring it. Use it if ya got it. Damn!!!!!

[MudRunnerTD]

So MR, I'm guessing the main reason for lifting your fantastic stubby holder is because your Landcrab mate cant afford his own, due to all the necessary repairs and much needed upgrades to his rig!!!????/ lmao

Thats what i thought too until he put it in perspective for me on the 3rd page with this little gem

VVVVVVVVVVV


I thought I could use it as some sort of winch rope protector maybe ....

The stubby holder is getting tired after a long day out ... so I have put it to bed for the night with some of the other captives ...

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/GoodNight.jpg

It is obvious he is a Stubby holder Tart. Playing the field without loyalty.


Who Does That????:jawdrop:

[Clunk]

Thats what i thought too until he put it in perspective for me on the 3rd page with this little gem

VVVVVVVVVVV



It is obvious he is a Stubby holder Tart. Playing the field without loyalty.


Who Does That????:jawdrop:

ahh yes, definitely a man who shows no loyalty to friends or brands............. what with his ChevHolTa Frankenstein creation!!!! lol

[Clunk]

is he seeing someone about his severe stubby holder fetish??????

[MudRunnerTD]

is he seeing someone about his severe stubby holder fetish??????

He is suggesting that they are ALL Hostages........Damn!! What hope have i got?? It looks like he looses track and denies responsibility and moves on.

The weather is getting into the Beer Drinking Season, i am going to have to get this sorted.

[patch697]

He is suggesting that they are ALL Hostages........Damn!! What hope have i got?? It looks like he looses track and denies responsibility and moves on.

The weather is getting into the Beer Drinking Season, i am going to have to get this sorted.

Good luck with that mate.....

By the looks he's a repetitive offending crazy bugger..........

But that being said ain't all Tojo drivers that way inclined???

I mean, look at what they have to go through just to keep up.... Bits of this, bits of that.... It'd send me screwy too.....................hahahahahahahahahahahahaha h


& to think???.... It all could have been so simple if only he brought & Patrol in the first place...............ROFLMFAO

[djc123]

Good morning all ... breakfast anyone?

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/3cc8069d.jpg

[djc123]

Hey Danny, post up the video of the Toyota that drove the hill mate........Bugger! that didn't happen. hahahahaha.

You mean when Paul drove it in his 80? Yes, that DID happen.

[MudRunnerTD]

You mean when Paul drove it in his 80? Yes, that DID happen.

Yep true he did. 80 series running 4.8 diffs. new 37s twin locked limped to the top with the assistance of a winch rope.



We went back for another taste of it a few weeks ago and i did no less than 5 winch pulls up it and the only car to drive it unassisted was a GU IV 4.8, fully locked Running 37s and a rev limiter....hahahaha. Monster Hill.

Hey Danny, post up the video of the Toyota that drove the hill mate........Bugger! that didn't happen. hahahahaha. I think i had my stubby holder that day though so the stubbie holder got to the top ;)

but i wanna see the Toyota that did an unassisted drive like the GUIV....... Feel free to go back into the archives for vision from the February drives if ya have to mate..? Hilux with multiple winching and That same 80 got let back down on a strap from memory. hahahahahaaaaa



hehehe

Mate that hill is a Monster. Anything that has got up it has my vote. Beast

[MudRunnerTD]

be careful you will give that fish a belly ache... and it wont be my fault.

give it to Nemo

[chester]

MR i think it's time you stepped up to the plate mate,fight for it.Think of something of his you can take and hold for ransom.something like ummmm the badge off his tossota,maybe something prized he hang's on his wall.Surelly there is something in his shed he could'nt live without,owning a Tossota that would be his toolbox.Once you have the said item,it's easy if the stubbie holder is returned unharmed with a slab to keep it company,the said item will be returned.
OR
second option,
Take him out for a day trip get him badly bogged or hanging off the side of a hill(disconnect his winch first).Then kindly tell him give me stubbie holder and i will help you out,if not leave him there. :devilred:

[djc123]

Nubbie had a great day today ... his eyes started to bug out though when he saw the 80 on the dyno making 224kw at the wheels on 35's

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/9aecd922.jpg

[patch697]

Nubbie had a great day today ... his eyes started to bug out though when he saw the 80 on the dyno making 224kw at the wheels on 35's

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/9aecd922.jpg

Man..... Im growing to hate you more & more each day...................hahahahahaha

Thats simply smashing power...........

So when do the Patrol diffs go in???..... Or are they already in???........................hahahahahahahaha


Oh.... & I see you've your hostages blind fold of........................hahahahahaha

[MudRunnerTD]

Nubbie had a great day today ... his eyes started to bug out though when he saw the 80 on the dyno making 224kw at the wheels on 35's

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/9aecd922.jpg


:spam::spam::spam::spam:


:hijacked::hijacked::hijacked:


Wow mate, my eyes are bogged out too!!! that is a wicked straight line to an awesome peak at 224RWKW. Very cool. no doubting that.

I'd show you my graph mate for my TD42Ti but you''d be embarrassed. Stomping 96RWKWs.....Hell Yeah!!

Hang on????? Um? Yeah What ever :eck05:

[djc123]

So when do the Patrol diffs go in???..... Or are they already in???........................hahahahahahahaha


hahaha - no Patrol diffs in yet

chromoly axles all round & longfield CV's

[patch697]

hahaha - no Patrol diffs in yet

chromoly axles all round & longfield CV's

I hope thats enough to put all that power down.............

I'd say take Dazza with ya so you got someone to drag you home, but im tipping he'd tell you to stick it where the sun don't shine right about now............................ ROFLMFAO

[Maxhead]

Hahhaaa, power on a bit of paper is one thing, the ability of the PATROL is another.......NOW.time to get the stubby holder back!...LOLOLOL

[Finly Owner]

Nubbie had a great day today ... his eyes started to bug out though when he saw the 80 on the dyno making 224kw at the wheels on 35's

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/9aecd922.jpg

Nice photo shopped test- check out the bodgie vehicle particulars and odometer reading, so how do we know the rest is real....Aye...Aye. Now it's time to give back the stubbie cooler before you loose that prized possession hanging in the bar room!

Tim

[NissanGQ4.2]

22 posts and still no intro in the intro thread yet.....................thinks its time 2 put this Tojo driver out of his misery and ban him for life

[Maxhead]

Hahahaha, lov3we it

[djc123]

I tried spinning Nubby up on the dyno today but it kept just giving zero's

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/dynoNub.jpg

[MudRunnerTD]

^^^^Well there is the secret to your power curve right there!!! your wheels were rolling on Nissan Power. That would have been good for 96RWKWs right there.

So it is all making sense now, you stole my stubby holder cause you knew you had your Dyno run coming this week and you were concerned about the outcome. The Stubby holder was like taking out insurance. If the numbers look like crap, roll out the stubby holder to save the day and voila 234RWKW. And look it did not even work up a sweat, not even a skid mark. Tough as Guts right there. :bowdown:Nissan Tough!!

[MudRunnerTD]

Hey 23 posts, 2 more posts and you get that Factory Manual mate, You know you want it!!!

[AB]

Your not that bloke that went around a few years back and stole those garden gnomes from peoples home's and took photos of them in funny places and sent postcards back to the owners homes are you?

I'm starting to see a trend here....LMAO

[Silver]

I think the stubby holder would perform better on the dyno if it contained a stubby :-)

[patch697]

I hope you were planning on strapping that stubby holder down before firing it up on the Dyno?????

It is a NISSANPATROL.com.au stubby holder after all......

Did I mention pre programed & also packs a wireless cam & mic plus a remote controlled self destruct......

Very dangerous thing to have around........ I'd watch myself it I was you...... Oh maybe you can..... When we post all the secretly filmed footage we have one you...............hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[djc123]

I think the stubby holder would perform better on the dyno if it contained a stubby :-)

ahhh, like pumping the tyres right up for less rolling resistance. I tried putting a stubby in it but the only ones it seems to be able to handle are ones like this ...

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/6bb027df.jpg

[djc123]

woot!!

25 posts and no ban ... do I get my prize now?

[growler2058]

ahhh, like pumping the tyres right up for less rolling resistance. I tried putting a stubby in it but the only ones it seems to be able to handle are ones like this ...

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/hostage%20stubby%20holder/6bb027df.jpg

your a bad bad man...................

[AB]

woot!!

25 posts and no ban ... do I get my prize now?

Here it is fancy pants....

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2011/10/4.jpg

[AB]

ahhh, like pumping the tyres right up for less rolling resistance. I tried putting a stubby in it but the only ones it seems to be able to handle are ones like this ...

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/6bb027df.jpg

I have to ask though, how does a tough Toyota driver like yourself get your hands on a pink Vodka, hey, hey...lol

Now that your settling into the forum your true colours are starting to shine old mate...:049:

[MudRunnerTD]

He's an Animal!! that pink Vodka is obviously the Toyota influence from the last week apart from me that is rubbing off on it now. Danny be nice mate. you will wreck it forever, it will never be the same again if you keep this treatment up

[patch697]

woot!!

25 posts and no ban ... do I get my prize now?

My fingers on the button AB...... Just say the word old mate.........................hahahahahahahahahahah a

[patch697]

ahhh, like pumping the tyres right up for less rolling resistance. I tried putting a stubby in it but the only ones it seems to be able to handle are ones like this ...

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/6bb027df.jpg



The fact you even had this lolly pop juice in your possession says it all really.......

Got a hand bag to go with that???????............................ ROFLMFAO

[Clunk]

Not only does he drive a really tough rig, I see he also likes a drop of the really hard stuff!!!!!!! Hahahaha

[Silver]

I reckon if that pink lolly water is in the house there must be female to drink it. Just think of it - they will breed!!

[djc123]

I reckon if that pink lolly water is in the house there must be female to drink it. Just think of it - they will breed!!

Too late - we already have Toyota loving offspring. She is too young to run the winch cable yet, but it's only a matter of time. Oh, MudRunner's young fella likes the Toyota too ... doesn't he MR.

[djc123]

I took Nubby for a drive this afternoon and all of a sudden he starts yelling 'PULL OVER, PULL OVER'. I stopped, and he wanted me to take another picture of him out and about. He said that the forum guys would really love this one ... so here it is.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/0e250f02.jpg

[MudRunnerTD]

Hahaha your a sh1t bag. Ya just got yours back after fixing all the Toyota weak spots and your at the dealership looking to trade it in already. Ghee ya must be disappointed in it!! What ya goin? A Yaris I bet???


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[MudRunnerTD]

Too late - we already have Toyota loving offspring. She is too young to run the winch cable yet, but it's only a matter of time. Oh, MudRunner's young fella likes the Toyota too ... doesn't he MR.

He is just being polite and friendly to your little one mate.


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[frenzy]

Nubbie had a great day today ... his eyes started to bug out though when he saw the 80 on the dyno making 224kw at the wheels on 35's

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/9aecd922.jpg

Customer: 4WD TV Danny
Operator: Phonsy (or is that Phony?)
Rego No: OUR80

I've passed on your details to the authorities. We got you now!

Oh, and welcome to the forum! LOL!

[AB]

i just spoke to Darren and he has confirmed that this is a phony and photoshopped dyno report.

I managed to swindle the real dyno which you can all see below...lol

[Silver]

I took Nubby for a drive this afternoon and all of a sudden he starts yelling 'PULL OVER, PULL OVER'. I stopped, and he wanted me to take another picture of him out and about. He said that the forum guys would really love this one ... so here it is.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/0e250f02.jpg

Nubby does rather improve the scene, you will probably have to admit :-)

[Silver]

Nice work on the Dyno, when are you fitting the Nissan diffs to handle all that power from the GM motor? :-)

[MudRunnerTD]

Customer: 4WD TV Danny
Operator: Phonsy (or is that Phony?)
Rego No: OUR80

I've passed on your details to the authorities. We got you now!

Oh, and welcome to the forum! LOL!

Danny your secrets out mate.. They all know you now. It will be interesting to see if they still wanna talk to you.

hehehehe

And who said you needed to post an intro, we could just move this thread to the intro section. lol

Frenzy there is no mistakes there mate. lol. ;)

[frenzy]

Danny your secrets out mate.. They all know you now. It will be interesting to see if they still wanna talk to you.

hehehehe

And who said you needed to post an intro, we could just move this thread to the intro section. lol

Frenzy there is no mistakes there mate. lol. ;)

ooooooooooohhwaaaaaaaaahhahhahhahhaa (evil laugh)

[djc123]

Danny your secrets out mate.. They all know you now. It will be interesting to see if they still wanna talk to you.

hehehehe



Hey - you know who I am and still talk to me ... hmm, maybe not now that I have the stubby holder though!

[MudRunnerTD]

YOu only talk to me cause ya need someone to tow you out when you break stuff.

I talk to you cause ya might get me on TV one day hehehehehehehehe Oh and Sal is pretty cool ;)

[djc123]

i just spoke to Darren and he has confirmed that this is a phony and photoshopped dyno report.

I managed to swindle the real dyno which you can all see below...lol

That power dropoff on the dyno chart looks more to me like a diseasal ... are you sure thats not what you meant?

[frenzy]

Righto, I've got confirmation. See below for details everyone.


Subject: RE: Dyno report dated 5 Oct 2011
Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2011 16:25:35 +1000
From: phonsy@gmmotorsport.com.au
To: frenzy

Dear Frenzy,

LOL! That's a funny one! One of the boys in the workshop laughed so hard we were nearly going to call tripleO! Who would believe that a crappy old 80 series could generate power like that? Even if it could (and I assure you it couldn't) the rest of the Toyota driveline is made from soft poo and would disintegrate before he even got halfway to that bogus figure!

Never heard of any 4WD Danny or whatever.

I'm glad I could help you clear this one up.

Regards and thanks for the laugh,

Phonsy
GM Motor Sport

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Dyno report dated 5 Oct 2011
Date: Thu, 06 Oct 2011 16:07:54 +1000
From: frenzy
To: phonsy@gmmotorsport.com.au

Hi,

We have a rogue dung beetle on our forum claiming to have been to your shop for a dyno run (see attachment). Can you please confirm if the report attached was generated in you shop and if such a report is actually possible?

Thanks and best regards,

Frenzy

NissanPatrol.com.au forum member and concerned citizen

This is fun!

[djc123]

righto, i've got confirmation. See below for details everyone.



This is fun!

gold!!!!!!

[MudRunnerTD]

This thread just keeps getting funnier!!!! ROFLMHO


Yeah but the bugger has still got my stubby holder..............................

[Clunk]

Gotta admit he's got some good imagination! And I'm kinda hoping he steps it up to the next level!! hahaha

errr....sorry about that daz. hahaha!

Sorry MR but I'm with Plassy on this one....... Bloody funny as. I'll donate you one of my nubbies if need be!!!! Lmao

[patch697]

Righto, I've got confirmation. See below for details everyone.



This is fun!

hqahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a.................................. Outstanding job mate..........................hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

Oh sh1t....... I think I just coughed up a lung......................hahahahahahahahahahaha

[MudRunnerTD]

See Danny, NO ONE LIKES YOU HERE MATE!! Its clear!

Bet ya couldn't find a Toyota owners Forum that showed you this much love mate....and we hate you ....mwahhhhhhh

You have got the Super Moderator on the transplant list looking for a lung and the Admin just confused.

And well the rest of this lot?? they are cheering for the bloody Toyota Owner and abandoned the fight for the poor stubby Holder. Next thing you will be putting it upside down on your tow ball as protection to keep the ball shiny cause ya lost the half cut tennis ball you used to use. Post a pic of that and see how much love you get. hehehehe

[Clunk]

We care mate, honest we do..... I even offered to donate on of mine........ Can't help it if this thread us funny as....... Lmao

[frenzy]

Next thing you will be putting it upside down on your tow ball as protection to keep the ball shiny cause ya lots the half cut tennis ball you used to use. Post a pic of that and see how much love you get. hehehehe

He wouldn't dare MR..... would he?

Seriously....... DON'T MAKE US COME DOWN THERE!!!!!

[patch697]

We care mate, honest we do..... I even offered to donate on of mine........ Can't help it if this thread us funny as....... Lmao

Have you lot lost your bloody minds???...... Are you all going crazy on Diesel fumes?????

All I here is, oh look how funny he is??????.......... WTF??????

HE IS THE BLOODY ENEMY PPL & what he's doing is bloody sacrilege ...........

Now find some high ground & take a deep breath..... & when your heads clear, focus on the fact that HE IS A TOJO DRIVER ON OUR BLOODY FORUM & he has one of our members HOSTAGE.

If I new where this bugger lived the next time he saw his Tojo badge would be on a beach in Thailand somewhere.........................hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

have you lot lost your bloody minds???...... Are you all going crazy on diesel fumes?????

All i here is, oh look how funny he is??????.......... Wtf??????

he is the bloody enemy ppl & what he's doing is bloody sacrilege ...........

Now find some high ground & take a deep breath..... & when your heads clear, focus on the fact that he is a tojo driver on our bloody forum & he has one of our members hostage.

If i new where this bugger lived the next time he saw his tojo badge would be on a beach in thailand somewhere.........................hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
give him a fair trial tonight ...........................and shoot him in the morning hahahahahahaha

[AB]

I'm lost for words with this thread. Has to be in the top ten of the WTF threads....lol

I'll be lying if I said I didn't go to this thread first when I log in each day to see what evil things this dodgy Toyo driver has done to Dazz's poor stubby holder.

[djc123]

If I new where this bugger lived the next time he saw his Tojo badge would be on a beach in Thailand somewhere.........................hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

.... like this? I guess it's hard to stand out when they all look the same.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/beach1.jpg

[MudRunnerTD]

^^^^^^^

Gold!

Hey Dung beetle, i just visited your profile and this is what i found:

This is the message from your friends list "djc123 has not made any friends yet" hmmmmmmm Oh well

Hey i love the new Avatar, what does the key chain say, its a little small for my eyes

[djc123]

Hey Dung beetle, i just visited your profile and this is what i found:

This is the message from your friends list "djc123 has not made any friends yet" hmmmmmmm Oh well


Friends? I don't need friends. I've got Nubby!

[patch697]

.... like this? I guess it's hard to stand out when they all look the same.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/beach1.jpg

OMFG.................???????

Scrap Thailind for a joke, I'd be lucky to find a spare patch of sand to do a photo shoot...................hahahahahahahaha

I'll think of something............................hahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[patch697]

^^^^^^^

Gold!

Hey Dung beetle, i just visited your profile and this is what i found:

This is the message from your friends list "djc123 has not made any friends yet" hmmmmmmm Oh well

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................. Side splitting .................. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

Friends? I don't need friends. I've got Nubby!

no chance of gettin any either hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
time to round up a possie i recon ...................ma git my gun lol

[patch697]

Friends? I don't need friends. I've got Nubby!

Is that the best you can come back with?????

No wonder you got no friends............................ROFLMFAO

[patch697]

no chance of gettin any either hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
time to round up a possie i recon ...................ma git my gun lol

Oh im with you ol mate..................

Im thinking the .22, at 4c a shot its not a waste & being a Tojo driver he won't be too heavy in the cranial department either.........................hahahahahahahahahah ahahah

[nowoolies]

hay Paul
send him a piccie of what hes dealing with hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

Oh im with you ol mate..................

Im thinking the .22, at 4c a shot its not a waste & being a Tojo driver he won't be too heavy in the cranial department either.........................hahahahahahahahahah ahahah

bugga spilt my coffee hahahahahahahahahahahaha...big breath ...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

[MudRunnerTD]

I'm lost for words with this thread. Has to be in the top ten of the WTF threads....lol

I'll be lying if I said I didn't go to this thread first when I log in each day to see what evil things this dodgy Toyo driver has done to Dazz's poor stubby holder.

Does that mean we are Number 1 on Google????

:first:


:cheers:

[patch697]

hay Paul
send him a piccie of what hes dealing with hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Maybe I'll take another pic with just the goodies & not the attire................................hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

Maybe I'll take another pic with just the goodies & not the attire................................hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

way to go that`ll do it hahahahahahaha waitin waitin waitin lol

[nowoolies]

Does that mean we are Number 1 on Google????

:first:


:cheers:

you think that there is a chance we are not sir hahahahahahaha
of course we are .....by far

[djc123]

as protection to keep the ball shiny

You want me to WHAT? Put it on my balls? If that's what you really want then I guess ....











http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/balls.jpg

[frenzy]

You want me to WHAT? Put it on my balls? If that's what you really want then I guess ....


http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/balls.jpg

Aaaaaaaaargh! He's crossed the line now lads. Lets get im!

[patch697]

You want me to WHAT? Put it on my balls? If that's what you really want then I guess ....











http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/balls.jpg

Oh MR......... I really think you need to stop & have a look at how your choosing your friends mate.....................hahahahahahahahahahah


Very distasteful Danny................. I really think you need some form of counseling.................... hahahahahahahaha

[nowoolies]

Oh MR......... I really think you need to stop & have a look at how your choosing your friends mate.....................hahahahahahahahahahah


Very distasteful Danny................. I really think you need some form of counseling.................... hahahahahahahaha

you think a shrink could sort out a crapola driver hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[AB]

That avatar cracked me up....lol

[patch697]

That avatar cracked me up....lol

Bloody hell AB.......... Not you too???????


He's the bloody enemy old mate, don't be bloody nice to him......... Sheesh


:210::sterb003::blowup::icon_victory::049::smileyv ault-cute-bi

[mrs_djc123]

Hello Boys!! Just popped in to say I've got my eye on you all :o

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/sal2125/Patrol/eyes.jpg

[NissanGQ4.2]

Hello Boys!! Just popped in to say I've got my eye on you all :o

Post up an intro or get banned for life *LMAO*

p.s: i hope you drive a real 4wd unlike your hubby

[NissanGQ4.2]

p.s.s: Welcome to the forum

[mrs_djc123]

Post up an intro or get banned for life *LMAO*

p.s: i hope you drive a real 4wd unlike your hubby


I didn't think that I would need an intro :thumbup:

It's not called "OUR80" for no reason!!!, it's not just for the man :-)

[NissanGQ4.2]

It's not called "OUR80" for no reason!!!, it's not just for the man :-)

Your right, Its not a mans 4b at all, the man of the house just puts up with driving a woman's car *LMAO*

[belzi82]

DJC - this is what you will need if you continue on here!

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/USED-CRUISE-Nissan-GQ-Patrol-Landcruiser-4WD-T-Shirt-/170703123971?pt=Men_s_Clothing&var=&hash=item6d70b192ad

[patch697]

Hello Boys!! Just popped in to say I've got my eye on you all :o

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/sal2125/Patrol/eyes.jpg

Well bugger me........... If one Tojo driver wasn't enough new we got 2........

AB....... We're being invaded here ^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is nothing short of impure......... Let me pust the BIG RED BUTTON...... PLEASE

LMAO

P.s. I'd like to be able to welcome you aboard but I won't, cos that would be sacrilege.

[frenzy]

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

2 of em!

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[DX grunt]

"Security reporting for duty, SIR"

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/DXgrunt/Paul.jpg

Sorry MR, this pic just WON'T go away. Sorry Paul, it was the perfect opportunity. lolol hahaha

[DX grunt]

Oh sh!t I just spat out a lung!!!!!! ROTFPML!!!

Don't you laugh too hard. You'll be dusting it off when it returns. lololol hahahahaha

[frenzy]

Wtf!!!! Lmfao!!!

[patch697]

"Security reporting for duty, SIR"

Sorry MR, this pic just WON'T go away. Sorry Paul, it was the perfect opportunity. lolol hahaha

You bloody shit bag Rossco................ I wouldn't be opening any emails from me for a while if I was you, or that lovely new lap top of yours might just go poof ........................ hahahahahahahahahahah


Oh sh!t I just spat out a lung!!!!!! ROTFPML!!!

& as for you.... I hope it bloody hurt...............................hahahahahahahah ahaha

[frenzy]

Hang on, wasn't this thread about a missing stubby holder????

[DX grunt]

& as for you.... I hope it bloody hurt...............................hahahahahahahah ahaha

Don't worry Paul. He's gunna be pictured dusting off the stubby holder. lol hahahahaha

[DX grunt]

Hang on, wasn't this thread about a missing stubby holder????

It was, but I'm a couple of steps ahead, awaiting its arrival. The stubby holder needs protection upon it's return. lol

[Yendor]

Toyo's on a Patrol forum........thats a bit like cross dressing.....(sorry MR)....ahahahahahahha

[DX grunt]

........thats a bit like cross dressing.....(sorry MR)....ahahahahahahha

Aint that the truth.....Rossco, Plassy and Paul. lol.

No more hyjacking, promise. lol

[patch697]

Well I've got my posy together MR so all I need from you is an address for this scoundrel & me & the girls will be there momentarily.


8859

8860


To rescue your stubby holder of course ................... hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[patch697]

Oh.... & MR..... Meet my secrete weapon.....


8861

[djc123]

Your right, Its not a mans 4b at all, the man of the house just puts up with driving a woman's car *LMAO*

LMAO - with all the Patrol drivers in dresses on here I think you must be a little confused .... hahahaha bloody funny pics

[MudRunnerTD]

Ummmmmmm?? DANNY!!!!! They are all yours mate................. Do your worst.

[djc123]

Just got back from dinner with Darren ... poor bugger had nothing to keep his beer cold.

I'll let him post the next photo.

[patch697]

Ummmmmmm?? DANNY!!!!! They are all yours mate................. Do your worst.

Well bloody thanks MR, Stick a hand out to help a mate & thats all the thanks me & the girls get.......................hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha

[patch697]

Just got back from dinner with Darren ... poor bugger had nothing to keep his beer cold.

I'll let him post the next photo.




"WHAT"

Your having dinner with this bloke MR?????????

How many bloody time do I have to point this out...

HE'S THE ENEMY

[MudRunnerTD]

Well i have jsut had a mediation dinner with said Toyo driver and Mrs Toyo driver. It went well. good night, nice food. I had an expectation that we may find peace among us.... But! I sat at the table and had 2 stubbies over dinner and had to go naked. (not as naked as you lot above) (what is with that, i know i have not been to a forum meet-up but now i think i am just scare to go???)

He laughed at me ladies and Gentlemen, sat there across the table and laughed at my naked stubby. Oh by the way, he drank lemonade by the pint. His Mrs, she's into the Vodka though ;)

So bugger me, we are loading the family into our car and they drive off from behind us and hang the bloody stubby holder out the window like some trophy. (I reckon it has pride of place as predicted over the transfer business stick)

All the way home he is driving with his window down teasing me while hanging my stubby holder out the drivers window Michael Jackson style!!!!

[patch697]

Just got back from dinner with Darren ... poor bugger had nothing to keep his beer cold.

I'll let him post the next photo.

Im surprised anyones got something to keep there beer cold out your way with the size of the collection of hostages your got..................hahahahahahahahaha

[djc123]

MR - And when you were loading the family into the car, which car was that? The GQ? The GU? no, which one was it again? Scared because it was raining?

[MudRunnerTD]

"WHAT"

Your having dinner with this bloke MR?????????

How many bloody time do I have to point this out...

HE'S THE ENEMY

Mediation Paul, i really thought that we could find a middle ground.

Going out on Sunday to put the LS2 into low range for the first time. The Patrol will be there to drag him out of what ever pooop he gets into.

If there is a photo opportunity i promise it will be taken



*****Side Note***** AB that sticker arrived well packed and nice and straight mate. I will make sure i get it on TV mate.

[djc123]

*****Side Note***** AB that sticker arrived well packed and nice and straight mate. I will make sure i get it on TV mate.

Ahhh, you will ay?

[MudRunnerTD]

Ahhh, you will ay?

Friend...Pal...Buddy... You love these guys...Karn mate......play nice They have been so nice to you and all. letting you hang around with us.

[djc123]

Maybe Nubby will have to make an appearance too ...

[patch697]

Breathe easy mate, the pics are results of losing bets on the forum, definately not a cross-dressing party!

Yes.... We lost standing by our team hay old mate............ Notice how we weren't silly enough to do it twice...... Not like the other goose.............................hahahahahahahaha hahahaha

[patch697]

Mediation Paul, i really thought that we could find a middle ground.

Going out on Sunday to put the LS2 into low range for the first time. The Patrol will be there to drag him out of what ever pooop he gets into.

If there is a photo opportunity i promise it will be taken



*****Side Note***** AB that sticker arrived well packed and nice and straight mate. I will make sure i get it on TV mate.

I take it things didn't go to well then.................. & how much did that cost????????????

I tould ya old mate..... An address is all I need & the posy will be deployed.........................................h ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[MudRunnerTD]

Well i have just had a mediation dinner with said Toyo driver and Mrs Toyo driver. It went well. good night, nice food. I had an expectation that we may find peace among us.... But! I sat at the table and had 2 stubbies over dinner and had to go naked.

He laughed at me ladies and Gentlemen, he drank lemonade by the pint. His Mrs, she's into the Vodka though ;)



All the way home he is driving with his window down teasing me while hanging my stubby holder out the drivers window Michael Jackson style!!!!


And here is the photographic evidence taken at 80km/h. Look he is laughing at us people.

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/02d42f9c.jpg?t=

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/f6ba3192.jpg

And that is what he looks like without his mask on.

[patch697]

And here is the photographic evidence taken at 80km/h. Look he is laughing at us people.

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/02d42f9c.jpg?t=

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/f6ba3192.jpg

And that is what he looks like without his mask on.

You might want to take photo shop lessons before you post anymore of the live shots MR???

He ain't pretty mate....................hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

Oh.... & BTW....... He's snorkels on the wrong side....................hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[djc123]

I still haven't heard which of the mighty Nissan's you were driving tonight MR?

[MudRunnerTD]

You might want to take photo shop lessons before you post anymore of the live shots MR???

He ain't pretty mate....................hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

Oh.... & BTW....... He's snorkels on the wrong side....................hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah it aint pretty.

He is talking about trashing the snorkel as it is restrictive and costing him 20rwkw. On the dyno he did a run without being hooked up and using a pod filter for a 20rwkw improvement....Damn!!

I think he will go a foooly sik twin stack 4" stainless jobbie. one each side ;)

[MudRunnerTD]

I still haven't heard which of the mighty Nissan's you were driving tonight MR?

Nah left the Nissans at home in favour of the wife's car mate. that has the baby seat in it and 12 airbags and SIPS and ROPS and all the safe stuff the Europeans have that the Japanese are copying...

I did note that the V50 Volvo beat the LS2 off the line in the wet?? what is with that?? Nice car too. ;) Smart arse!!

[djc123]

I think he will go a foooly sik twin stack 4" stainless jobbie. one each side ;)

I have the fluffy dice on order too ...

[djc123]

I did note that the V50 Volvo beat the LS2 off the line in the wet?? what is with that?? Nice car too. ;) Smart arse!!

Which line? The one on the side of the road heading into the gutter?

[MudRunnerTD]

Hey Dung Beetle..... Lets talk about your Avatar??? can you tell the crowd were it originated from?? Funny! Laughed my guts off (and there is a fair bit of that) LOL

[MudRunnerTD]

So Danny, No more skype chat mate? those were the days! Now we hang our laundry here. hehehehehe

[djc123]

Hey Dung Beetle..... Lets talk about your Avatar??? can you tell the crowd were it originated from?? Funny! Laughed my guts off (and there is a fair bit of that) LOL

nope


can't tell you



honest



ummm ... actually.

I started getting PMs recently and low and behold there was one from frenzy. What a top bloke ... pretty talented - I couldn't stop laughing when I opened the attachment.

[djc123]

So Danny, No more skype chat mate? those were the days! Now we hang our laundry here. hehehehehe

sooo much better than Skype - photos, videos ... all for the world to see.

[MudRunnerTD]

^^^^^^^ That is a Highlight^^^^^^^^




Um Frenzy!!! we gotta chat?? i dont look anything like that?? I'm a big fat bloke with no hair!! Little ears and a Red nose..

Treachery i tell you!!

[mrs_djc123]

It's o.k .... Mumma is looking after the poor baby!!
Seems Nubby didn't enjoying being hung out the window doing 80km/h down the highway in the pouring rain...

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/sal2125/Patrol/Nappy.jpg

[MudRunnerTD]

lol, we breed em young. ^^^^^^^^^ Her name is Amelia and she was born 16/5/2011. Do you like her singlet..........

^^^^I so need one of them

[frenzy]

Oh.... & MR..... Meet my secrete weapon.....


CENSORED - DIDNT WANT A REPEAT PHOTO

AB, can we have an "Un Thanks" or a "No Thanks" button please? Or do I just click on the little exclamation mark thingy? LOL

Wrong, very wrong......

[Maxhead]

It's o.k .... Mumma is looking after the poor baby!!
Seems Nubby didn't enjoying being hung out the window doing 80km/h down the highway in the pouring rain...

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/sal2125/Patrol/Nappy.jpg


I love it, we have to start our youngens early these days , especially when patrols are the main attire for the little ones ...Thanks MRS DJC123

[mrs_djc123]

lol, we breed em young. ^^^^^^^^^ Her name is Amelia and she was born 16/5/2011. Do you like her singlet..........

^^^^I so need one of them

Amelia hates the car, cries all the time. Unlike our little girl, loves all things 4wd. And especially her 80 :)

And Zach also love the toyota, I remember hearing him say "Dad I want to go in the Toyota" just the other night !! Hey !!

[AB]

Your right, Its not a mans 4b at all, the man of the house just puts up with driving a woman's car *LMAO*

That Cruiser model is actually called the "F" series. If you look closely the ciggy lighter is actually a lipstick holder...LMAO

[AB]

*****Side Note***** AB that sticker arrived well packed and nice and straight mate. I will make sure i get it on TV mate.

Thank bloody god!!!

I rang up at lunchtime and they hadn't sent it yet and I stressed how important this was so I'm glad it made it mate!

[AB]

And here is the photographic evidence taken at 80km/h. Look he is laughing at us people.

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/02d42f9c.jpg?t=

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/f6ba3192.jpg

And that is what he looks like without his mask on.

It's hideous!!!!

They only come out at night...LMAO


EDIT.....That was mission reading through all those pages of ship giving to and fro...Funny stuff!!!

[djc123]

Well guys … I don't really know how to tell you this, so I'll just come out with it. Bit of a long story so please stick with me.

I was out in the backyard this morning chopping some firewood for the spit when Nubby comes out and asks what all the noise is about. I told him I was chopping firewood, and that he could watch if he stayed out of the road. He was well behaved …. for a few minutes.

He kept moving about and looking from all around, and then he just got too close and with one quick swing of the axe, he was …. split in half!

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/photo1.jpg

I was shocked! I had just told him to stand clear as I didn't want him to get hurt but it was too late. I wrapped him up and jumped into the Cruiser and headed to the local hospital. Luckily we have the LS2 in the Cruiser and not some smokey old turbo diesel, as time is the key with accidents like this.

We were in town at the hospital in no time and headed straight to emergency (the little blighter even let me stop and take a photo on the way).

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/photo2.jpg

When we walked into emergency they put him straight on a bed as they could see it was touch and go. I must admit he hardly said a thing throughout this whole ordeal … tough? Maybe … could also be that I had put the axe straight through his mouth.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/photo3.jpg

The doctors checked him out and informed me that I hadn't hit any major organs or arteries and that they should be able to save him. Phew! I'd never hear the end of it from Darren if the little guy died. The head surgeon told me that the would have to staple up the wounds (he assured me that he would use dissolvable staples, but you look at the photos and tell me if you think they will dissolve) and bandage him up and given a few days he should come good.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/PHOTO4.jpg

So all stapled up and bandages going on I started to feel better about axe-a-ma-dentally slicing him up, and bundled him into the car for the ride home. He must have been feeling better by now as he kept telling me how awesome the V8 sounded and just loved how it drove and handled. I know Nubby … I know!

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/PHOTO5.jpg

So now he is safely back at my place and resting in bed. I think I'll let him sleep for the rest of the night and see how he pulls up in the morning.

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/PHOTO6.jpg

Oh - nearly forgot. With all the bandages on him, I thought I would sign one of them … you know, like people do when they break an arm or a leg and have to have a cast put on it …

http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g350/ddjjcc112233/Hostage%20Stubby%20Holder/PHOTO7.jpg

[AB]

MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait till Darren see's this, youw in twouble...lol

[Warnie]

Leave Nubby alone, poor guy has been through enough, without being branded with such a heinous symbol

[AB]

I think nubby's got a stand-in!! Bloody funny story though!

Stunt double...lol

[NissanGQ4.2]

Only use for a Tojo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRjlZadaH5I

[Finly Owner]

This thread needs to be you tubed!


Tim

[patch697]

MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait till Darren see's this, youw in twouble...lol



AB, AB,AB............ What do I have to do here....... Beg???????

I really need to hit the "BIG RED BUTTON".....

Its calling me....

These stupid bloody Tojo drivers (on our forum non the less) are all but begging me to do it....


I even went out & brought a special RED sticker that says " To trash stupid Tojo drives press here"...

Im going out of my mind here just watching these buggers flaunt there crap in my face & to deface a much loved forum member like Nubby & then thow it in my face like that???

You gotta let me AB, you just gotta...........

[Clunk]

Only use for a Tojo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRjlZadaH5I

hahahahahah so much for being indestructable!!!!!!!!!!

[patch697]

djc123


As long as I drew breath, I swear im gonna get a NISSANPATROL.com.au sticker on your crapota & post it on every Tojo forum I can lay my keyboard to.......

Oh.... & YOUTUBE as well......................... hahahaha hahaha hahaha hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

[MudRunnerTD]

Well well well! It seems that things have taken a turn for the worse!!! What have you done friend??? i have tried and tried to keep this civil! but you cut him up with a bloody axe!! WTF

That Stapler did not look very surgical to me people and i bet those staples are not even stainless steel.

I truly believed that you would at least be a responsible Toyota Terrorist and treat your hostages with some respect. Man? to go him with an axe just defies belief and certainly breaks the Geneva Convention.

It is absurd to blame the poor Nubby for getting in your way?? Surely your the adult here and should have taken more care and a courtesy call to keep me informed of his condition would have been appreciated. Damn!!

Mate let me introduce you to my Bandsaw! 1 finger at a time!!!

[MudRunnerTD]

Tomorrow will be Snatch Straps at 8metres. Bring your game face!!

[patch697]

Hey patchy, I don't think you'd get registered on a yota forum. They'd sense the flames in your eyes and ban you before you even logged on!!!!!

Something tells me you may be right old mate......... Grrrrrrrrrrr

[patch697]

Tomorrow will be Snatch Straps at 8metres. Bring your game face!!

Go get him MR......

Go drag him half way to hell by he's recovery points.................hahaha hahaha hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[timbar]

Tomorrow will be Snatch Straps at 8metres. Bring your game face!!

yeah with D shackles on the ends hahahahahah Window smashing time

[nowoolies]

time to blow that oil guzzeling piece of junk up and get nubby back hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

[MudRunnerTD]

Well had a great day, the hostage was on display. I have some pics to put up later. we nearly came to blows with bull bars and the hostage cushioned the blow.

Got my finger on the Nubby..................but missed it by [.........] that much...

[MudRunnerTD]

****** AB*****

i was wearing a forum Tshirt and the sticker went centre of the windscreen mate. The Forum is officially going to be on TV.. Trust me they cant edit it out! hahahahaha

[AB]

****** AB*****

i was wearing a forum Tshirt and the sticker went centre of the windscreen mate. The Forum is officially going to be on TV.. Trust me they cant edit it out! hahahahaha

That's great mate and a million thank you's!!!

Can you or your so called "Buddy" let us know when you'll be on the show. I try and watch it every week but sometimes miss out so if you could let the forum know that would great to see mate!!!

[djc123]

Well had a great day, the hostage was on display. I have some pics to put up later. we nearly came to blows with bull bars and the hostage cushioned the blow.

Got my finger on the Nubby..................but missed it by [.........] that much...

Yes ... this is what happened ....

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/sal2125/Patrol/Nubby-On-The-Tracks.gif

[MudRunnerTD]

That's great mate and a million thank you's!!!

Can you or your so called "Buddy" let us know when you'll be on the show. I try and watch it every week but sometimes miss out so if you could let the forum know that would great to see mate!!!

Mate once its cut and ready i will see if we can get it posted up here in either this thread or my build or both or maybe a new thread for it

all good mate

[AB]

What a crack up...I didn't know you could do a slideshow from Photobucket. I'm very surprised a Toyota driver has computer skills to that extent...I'm shocked!!!

[frenzy]

Yes ... this is what happened ....

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/sal2125/Patrol/Nubby-On-The-Tracks.gif

Looks a bit like a reenactment of your avatar! LOL! Were you too tight to put a beer in it? OR was nubby not up to that yet?

[Yendor]

Classic, pure gold......hahahahahaha...good one guys.

[mrs_djc123]

Were you too tight to put a beer in it? OR was nubby not up to that yet?

Poor Nubby is still recovering from his surgery yesterday, give him a break!!, and his pain medication says "caution - may cause drowsiness - avoid alcohol"

[belzi82]

djc - I have seen your Tojo around, I think you may have tooted and waved last year when I was driving my old car (RAV 4) that was done up with Going4WD TV stickers all over it!!!

[MudRunnerTD]

So Danny and Sally turned up today wearing some bling on their 80

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/f5021362.jpg?t=

I gotta say it looked sexy as with that on, fair dinkum!

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/9d30e786.jpg

[patch697]

So Danny and Sally turned up today wearing some bling on their 80

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/f5021362.jpg?t=

I gotta say it looked sexy as with that on, fair dinkum!

http://nissanpatrol.com.au/images/Kidnapped%20Stubbie%20Holder/9d30e786.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha........................ Priceless

[djc123]

It's amazing - everytime I walk away from the 80, people come over and want to touch it, check it out, take photos .... you should have seen how many photos MR took of it yesterday - I think he wants one.

[nowoolies]

now we know what we are going hunting for hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha:210:

[mrs_djc123]

Good Morning Guys, thought I would share with you all the fun the kids had yesterday out on the tracks.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/sal2125/Patrol/Little-Kids-on-the-tracks.gif

[nowoolies]

someone hit the delete button and fast ............not funny

[patch697]

Good Morning Guys, thought I would share with you all the fun the kids had yesterday out on the tracks.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/sal2125/Patrol/Little-Kids-on-the-tracks.gif

I was excited by Chev power when I was a youngster as well........ Still am....................................hahahahahaha hahahahahahahah

[AB]

Here's the new Toyota slogan they didn't mention....lol

[MudRunnerTD]

^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey that looks just like Danny!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[AB]

^^^^^^^^^^^ Hey that looks just like Danny!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Without a word of a lie the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the photo of Danny was the old yellow Wiggle.

Sorry Danny, no offence intended at all by this. I have a new baby girl and the wiggles is drummed into my head every day, but there is some resemblance there...lol

http://gadgetress.freedomblogging.com/files/2009/11/the-wiggles-pic.gif

[djc123]

... if only I was paid as much as him!

[MudRunnerTD]

Hmmmmmmmm????????????


Here's the new Toyota slogan they didn't mention....lol
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=8889&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1318205933

Without a word of a lie the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the photo of Danny was the old yellow Wiggle.

there is some resemblance there...lol

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2011/10/1.gif

And This VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV



http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f184/sal2125/Patrol/Nubby-On-The-Tracks.gif

Scary Isn't it!!!

Danny! Mate! I dont think i will be able to look at you the same way ever again mate.:clownredpuff:


:smileyvault-cute-bi

[djc123]

I'll have to go shopping for a yellow scivvy for the next club meeting ...

[AB]

I'll have to go shopping for a yellow scivvy for the next club meeting ...

We need a picture of Danny doing the index finger gun shooting wiggle trademark....lol

That would be some splitting entertainment for the kiddies...