Free to Good Home - pick up only within 2 weeks max

[PeeBee]

I have 5 off 7.50R16 split rims from a GU I believe, fitted with 4 off Simex ST-10 rock tires and a fifth with some other cross ply. Tyres are NOT roadworthy, however for a paddock bomb or a heavy duty trailer, perfect. Rims were new when I bought them maybe 15 yrs ago. They have been sitting outside so have some superficial corrosion. All fitted with tubes and tube protector and no punctures from memory. When they were new they were an unstoppable combo with a bit of deflation. The tires are 10 and 12 ply so pretty stiff. They are a nightmare to drive on the road when wet, but off road great tire. Still plenty of traction with the side lugs. I ran them on my GQ and they fitted under the factory flares and guards with a 2" lift. Brilliant with rocky stuff - they were a specialist rock tyre developed for the WA mining arena i was told, lugs are maybe 50mm thick, plenty of ground digging pressure.

Pick up from Knoxfield Vic 3180. I am home until June 29

Want them gone. PM me if interested. First time stamped PM gets them81258

[PeeBee]

Based upon the staggering number of PM's received last night, I have been advised by my real estate marketing friend to 'dress' the advert up a bit, so here goes.

On offer are 5 limited edition Nissan patrol 16" split rims, collector edition, silver in colour, only driven with delivery kilometers. they are fitted with custon made SIMEC ST-10 purposes built rock tires and make any vehicle unstoppable in either wet or dry conditions, on or off the road, Fuel economy will mirror that of a motorised rickshaw and reproductive organs will expand to 3 times their normal size when using these traction aids. These units are no longer required as I no lnger require the use or feeling of an enlarged 3rd member, however i am sure others could binifit( KIWI spelling to appeal to a wider audience) from the experience. I need these cleared within 2 weeks as Kim K is visiting soon and i hear she goes absolutely 'OFF' with anything rubber, and I just don't need the hassle. PM me with a suitable time for pick up. Due to the expected high interest in this offering, make sure you get in early. Oh, and the Federal Government 25K first home building stimulus package grant is also applicable to this transaction - that SCOMMO fella is a great dude I reckon. PM me now before you pass out from genetic material dehydration on your keyboard.

[mudnut]

Good luck, Phil. My 2" LIFT IS STILL HERE!!

[PeeBee]

Come on guys, bargain of a lifetime, take them home and store them for 10 yrs and them pass them off to someone else - unsure what else i can say?

[mudnut]

We should run a comp to see who gets someone to take their stuff first.

[PeeBee]

Just got the word from Big Dan that these tyres and wheels will protect anyone from the Covid-19 virus, plus qualify the new owner for a winning Division 1 Lotto ticket every week for the rest of their life, plus a family will be protected from swooping seagulls at the beach, anywhere in the world - absolutely true dinks. There, try and find a tyre and wheel deal that beats that. Clock is ticking, these won't last long, and they are roooolly egcellent for snow weekends as well.

[mudnut]

Just got the word from Big Dan that these tyres and wheels will protect anyone from the Covid-19 virus, plus qualify the new owner for a winning Division 1 Lotto ticket every week for the rest of their life, plus a family will be protected from swooping seagulls at the beach, anywhere in the world - absolutely true dinks. There, try and find a tyre and wheel deal that beats that. Clock is ticking, these won't last long, and they are roooolly egcellent for snow weekends as well.

But do they come with steak knives?

[rusty_nail]

i reckon you might have more luck on facebook, if youre not on it want me to post up for you?

[PeeBee]

i reckon you might have more luck on facebook, if you're not on it want me to post up for you?

You are probably right, more gullible lot out there than here!

I will list it on the swap site, free to a good home blah blah

[PeeBee]

But do they come with steak knives?

Don't be a greedy b8stard Craig!

[rusty_nail]

Put it up for shits and giggles on FB. Less than 2 mins on matehttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2020/06/108.jpg

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[PeeBee]

Thanks, I just listed them on the Vic Patrol Buy/Swap/sell site now, hope they go this weekend, good prompting Nico.

[PeeBee]

Looks like rustynail came thru with the goods, guy is driving from Geelong to Melb SE suburbs today for the tires, for farm ute, so happy as.

[PeeBee]

Young farmer finally arrived today and took away the wheels, happy as a pig in mud he was, so thats a good end to the day.

[rusty_nail]

happy days mate!