Merry Christmas

[AB]

Too early?

Annnd I've disabled the ability for members to take them off their own profiles Bahaha, Bob Doggy

Bloody hell, Mia has already heard them and jumped out of her seat to smash them...lol

[garett]

hmmm it's not even December ......

[MudRunnerTD]

You know tradition dictates Christmas trees from 1st December . You know I can Ban you!!

[Woof]

Hate you AB, I wonder if I can hit you with the Infraction stick..............73738

[Woof]

Nice try mate, but at least it does not make any sound...............hahahaha

[MudRunnerTD]

Nice try mate, but at least it does not make any sound...............hahahaha

dont tell him that!!!!

[growler2058]

CHaMPION AB
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2017/11/160.jpg

[growler2058]

Arrrrgggghh NO SOUND!! Whats going on @AB

[Woof]

dont tell him that!!!!

Sorry Daz, but he will never work it out only crash the forum trying to

[Touses]

I want my Christmas lights. Where's my feckin' Christmas lights !!??

[Bob]

I don't have any Bells or anything
I must have more Power than you Andy
@ab

But I will wish everybody a Merry Christmas

[BillsGU]

Arrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Again a month of bits of glass clogging up the keys in my keyboard!!!! Thanks AB ........................:sterb003:

[Cuppa]

Aww come on Andy give us sound.

What is the point of truly irritating christmas lights if I can't irritate MrsTea with the sound of breaking glass ......... at least for the first few days until I disable the lights.

It's embarrasing, MrsTea has already seen the lights & is sniggering about the lack of sound. I need the sound to return, just to see the look on her face. It's an annual event, the first sound of breaking glass, followed by "Oh not those bl**dy lights again!.

[TPC]

I still don't get the lights at all, have not seen them for a couple of years. :(

[GQtdauto]

Moderators ban those in favour now .

[Bob]

Aww come on Andy give us sound.

What is the point of truly irritating christmas lights if I can't irritate MrsTea with the sound of breaking glass ......... at least for the first few days until I disable the lights.

It's embarrasing, MrsTea has already seen the lights & is sniggering about the lack of sound. I need the sound to return, just to see the look on her face. It's an annual event, the first sound of breaking glass, followed by "Oh not those bl**dy lights again!.

Isnt it about time you continued your trip around Oz
LMAO

[Cuppa]

MrsTea say "Thank you Bob".

Ha... little does she realise that Andy will switch on the sound & it will follow us around Tassie.

[Avo]

I still don't get the lights at all, have not seen them for a couple of years. :(

same same..

[AB]

Avo and TPC can you see them now?

Are you sure your speakers are working gents, I have smashing sound?

Anyone else have that blissful sound of glass smashing?

[Winnie]

I've got no lights AB?

[AB]

I've got no lights AB?

On PC?

Check your flash is enabled, do you see the scrolling patrols on the home page of the website, not forum, the original nissanpatrol.com.au home page?

[GQtdauto]

Ahh thank god I don't have that .

[AB]

Ahh thank god I don't have that .

I can work out something special for you then lol

[Winnie]

On PC?

Check your flash is enabled, do you see the scrolling patrols on the home page of the website, not forum, the original nissanpatrol.com.au home page?

It wasn't, but is now. Still no lights though.

[Avo]

yeah no sound no lights..cheerrs

[Avo]

On PC?

Check your flash is enabled, do you see the scrolling patrols on the home page of the website, not forum, the original nissanpatrol.com.au home page?

so went out into the street,flashed heaps,no one came so that was a winner for all invloved

[Clunk]

Don't get them on Tappa......win win

[TPC]

Avo and TPC can you see them now?

Are you sure your speakers are working gents, I have smashing sound?

Anyone else have that blissful sound of glass smashing?

I have lights now. :)
But no sound. :(

[GQtdauto]

I have lights now. :)
But no sound. :(

The lights are on but no one is home .

[Clunk]

nothing on the lappy woooohoooo

[Bob]

As usual I have nothing and don't bloody want anything

[GQtdauto]

As usual I have nothing and don't bloody want anything

Aww cmon Bob let him turn the bloody things on at 11.45 pm on the 24th of December.

[Avo]

still nothing AB

[GQtdauto]

still nothing AB

Aaahhhh some things you can't unsee !

[PeeBee]

Aaahhhh some things you can't unsee !

That is simply HORRIBLE

[GQtdauto]

Hey look it's Troy Dan !

[mudski]

Ad blocker stops all those annoying things. But it doesn't stop my retina's from burning out after seeing that^^^^

[Avo]

can i have my xmas lights now please

[GQtdauto]

Please AB we beg you give him what he wants in small unmarked LED's and no one else has to get hurt !

[Wine_maker]

Wohoo! Christmass lights again!
My youngest reeealy like it!
Thanks, AB and great Marry Christmass to all!

[Bob]

Aww cmon Bob let him turn the bloody things on at 11.45 pm on the 24th of December.

Now that is the best idea that I have heard

[GQtdauto]

Hey AVO someone has cut and pasted your photo and put on the gay dating app Grinder , you have 10,000 likes .

[GQtdauto]

Last minute Christmas gift ideas for children .

737577375873759

[AB]

Christ, they are actually quite annoying these lights...lol

[AB]

Annnnd now Lachy has worked it out. The next generation has reached its milestone!

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[MB]

LB singing.........”All I want for Christmas is a Potato Sack”


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[TPC]

Should we take up a collection for AB to buy his kids some clothes?

[Avo]

still no ffn lights...i might have to go extreme

[MB]

No need Tony mate, LB wouldn’t wear em he says since the pool got re-installed for Chrissy by his Super Dad! Reindeer dropping’s he can beat too :-)


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[Touses]

Christmas meh,73764

[Bush Ranger]

^^ Do the socks get placed next to the baubles on the Christmas tree?

[Avo]

still no lights @AB

[Touses]

^^ Do the socks get placed next to the baubles on the Christmas tree?

You can put your socks on your baubles if you like mate. Your Christmas, your tree.
Personally I need bigger socks.

[TimE]

Too early?

Annnd I've disabled the ability for members to take them off their own profiles Bahaha, Bob Doggy

...lol

......................... smart City Bastard ............... Adblocker Ultimate fixed your little red wagon ..... :smileyvault-cute-bi

[AB]

......................... smart City Bastard ............... Adblocker Ultimate fixed your little red wagon ..... :smileyvault-cute-bi

Sshh, you'll teach them and they will learn...lol

[AB]

Avo Winnie can you guys see the awesomeness now?

[Avo]

Avo Winnie can you guys see the awesomeness now?

oh yeah.........,.i take back all them things i posted all over the internet last night now

[PeeBee]

They look like flashing bull testicles.

[TPC]

When do we get sound with the lights?

[PeeBee]

When do we get sound with the lights?

Great noisy flashing bulls testicles, can hardly wait!

[AB]

Ive had my fun, users can now disable the lights if they want to.

[AB]

When do we get sound with the lights?

Sounds work Tony, have you got speakers on lol

[TPC]

Sounds work Tony, have you got speakers on lol

Speakers are on and sound works on other things but no sound with the lights smashing.

[Touses]

I GOT CHRISTMAS LIGHTS !!!!
Now how do I smash 'em? I'm leaning toward :sterb003:

[Touses]

BAHAHAHAHAHA. That is feckin tops. Bahahahaha

[DX grunt]

Ive had my fun, users can now disable the lights if they want to.

Thank you for giving me the option of putting up with that hiddeous 'bang, crash, smash' noise or enjoying the serenity of peace and quiet, with visual display only.

In this case, no noise is good noise. lol.

[TimE]

Sshh, you'll teach them and they will learn...lol

Adblocker turned off, Forum Actions>Edit Profile>Holiday Visual Effects turned off :santa: :smile:

[Plasnart]

I got no sound, but then again I got no speakers!

[TPC]

I want sound AB :(

[Bush Ranger]

You can put your socks on your baubles if you like mate. Your Christmas, your tree.
Personally I need bigger socks.

Footy socks do??

[Bob]

Ive had my fun, users can now disable the lights if they want to.

I have had them disabled all along and have not seen the Lights at all. Which I don't mind one little bit

[Touses]

Footy socks do??

You can put 'em on your footies mate. Then put your shoesies on over 'em. Seems to be the done thing.

[Touses]

I have had them disabled all along and have not seen the Lights at all. Which I don't mind one little bit

Now there's a thought, lights for the disabled. C'mon AB brighter ones so the vision impaired get a fair go.
You get 'em up, I'll have a few beers tonight n get back to you. :cool::drunk:

[Clunk]

Do you have them in braile?

[Touses]

Do you have them in braile?

Steady on brother, we don't want anybody cutting themselves.

[Bush Ranger]

You can put 'em on your footies mate. Then put your shoesies on over 'em. Seems to be the done thing.

I was thinking of putting my booties on instead.

[Plasnart]

How do I disable these flashies on Samsung tablet? Making it as slow as my 100m sprint!

Might just be signal strength, Mabo or The Vibe, but I'm blaming the lights! :D

[TPC]

It would not be the lights and probably not the tablet, more likely the stage before the keyboard that is the problem.

[Plasnart]

It would not be the lights and probably not the tablet, more likely the stage before the keyboard that is the problem.

Nah mate I is typen ok just was taken ages to refresh before so it was bloody mabo i reckon.

[AB]

In your settings Plassy, let us know if you get stuck.

[92GQ]

Yay the lights are back!
... but no sound? :(

[threedogs]

All the best to everyone main thing is stay safe and enjoy the ppl around you

[Avo]

All the best to everyone main thing is stay safe and enjoy the ppl around you

cheers mate....take care of yaself to hey....

[AB]

ab test..............

[growler2058]

ab test..............
My lights ahve nooooooo sound :(

[AB]

Turn your volume up guys!!!


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[TPC]

Turn your volume up guys!!!


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Doesn't matter what sound settings I have, there is no sound.

We want sound! :(

[Avo]

yeah no sounfd

[GQtdauto]

Thanks AB I knew you could keep the sound off , don't worry they will never catch on just tell em some crap like "turn your sound up" I don't think they'll catch on till after Christmas .

I'm sure this is how we send a private message !

[PeeBee]

BS, sound is fine. All working as it should in Melbourne, the cultural centre of the universe

[growler2058]

AB still NO SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AB]

@AB (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/member.php?u=1) still NO SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're missing out bro.

I have no idea why some of you don't have sound.

[AB]

Check Flash settings to allow sound?

[growler2058]

Check Flash settings to allow sound?
Whats that???

[growler2058]

Using firefox

[AB]

Is there a lego block icon next to the URL at the top left?

Click that and check your options mate.


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[TPC]

I have tried all settings on Firefox and Google Chrome and cannot get sound from the lights but sound works for everything else but can get sound with the lights on Internet Explorer so will use that for the next month. :)

[Cuppa]

Is there a lego block icon next to the URL at the top left?

Click that and check your options mate.


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Did that, reloaded the page & hey presto I now have sound to p*ss MrsTea off with. Yeehaa! (Firefox v57)

[growler2058]

Is there a lego block icon next to the URL at the top left?

Click that and check your options mate.


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YAAAAYy it works I am complete

[Cuppa]

Yup did that and allowed flash plug in? Still no sound :(

After allowing the flash plugin I had to refresh the page before the sound worked. If you want it to keep working you have to 'always allow'. I was going to 'cos MrsTea's exasperated looks were a classic, but as Firefox says, flash can slow it down, & it did on my current Telstra connection. (Our month of NBN broadband ran out a couple of days ago :( )

EDIT
Aha, I see you sussed it whilst I was typing & are now a complete ..... um...... individual. ;)

[growler2058]

After allowing the flash plugin I had to refresh the page before the sound worked. If you want it to keep working you have to 'always allow'. I was going to 'cos MrsTea's exasperated looks were a classic, but as Firefox says, flash can slow it down, & it did on my current Telstra connection. (Our month of NBN broadband ran out a couple of days ago :( )

Aha, I see you sussed it whilst I was typing & are now a complete ..... um...... individual. ;)
Yeah mate got it now soooooooooo happy bwahahahahahaha.

[AB]

Did that, reloaded the page & hey presto I now have sound to p*ss MrsTea off with. Yeehaa! (Firefox v57)

Haha, cheers Cuppa, there you go gents, get on it!

[DX grunt]

Let's turn this thread around. lol

Merry Christmas everybody, to you and your family.

Take care out there.

Rossco

[Avo]

merry xmas grunter...hope it's a good one.i'm sure you'll let us knoiw,and if you do get lost this way...yell out..could alewaqys do with a new drinking parntwer around chrissie time

[mudnut]

I did find that activating the sound caused the computer to play up.

[Avo]

chrissie cracklikn

[Bush Ranger]

chrissie cracklikn

Cracklin Rosie too, may be?

[growler2058]

I did find that activating the sound caused the computer to play up.

I got a message saying it was slowing it down but it seems ok

[jack]

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the Door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree