Un fcking believable!

[LouisNel]

Its been more than a week everyday looking a service manual where i can see my cam timing and ignition timing for my Nissan Patrol TB45E!!
Ive got everything for ZD30,TB48DE,TB42,TD42 u name it! but nowhere on the god damn internet can i find a free one for my TB45E!
Every where i go, i must Pay or do some stupid shit to get it!

Finally found one here on this site but again! Must register 1st..... anyway did it blah blah, next thing i see, Oh you cant download must post 25 times....
Is the fcking TB45E so special that u have to work for that manual?? Like i said above.. i have one for all other engines!! just not mine!

Any you guys can cancel or ban me i don't mind, did not want anyone to touch my car besides me but i guess i'l have to take it to Nissan 2morow... cant wait longer honestly this is stupid!
25 posts my ass!

[macca]

See ya :animierte-smilies-f

[growler2058]

Its been more than a week everyday looking a service manual where i can see my cam timing and ignition timing for my Nissan Patrol TB45E!!
Ive got everything for ZD30,TB48DE,TB42,TD42 u name it! but nowhere on the god damn internet can i find a free one for my TB45E!
Every where i go, i must Pay or do some stupid shit to get it!

Finally found one here on this site but again! Must register 1st..... anyway did it blah blah, next thing i see, Oh you cant download must post 25 times....
Is the fcking TB45E so special that u have to work for that manual?? Like i said above.. i have one for all other engines!! just not mine!

Any you guys can cancel or ban me i don't mind, did not want anyone to touch my car besides me but i guess i'l have to take it to Nissan 2morow... cant wait longer honestly this is stupid!
25 posts my ass!

You nob head! You could have got the answer straight away by asking the forum. But you've proved you're a dick. Hope Nissan charge you a mootsa hahahhaha
Not gunna ban ya yet so everyone can see what a nob you are. Someone may even have pity on you and tell you anyway or pm it to you. Wont be me, and i know exactly what you're after. FOff

[BigRAWesty]

Bahahaha..
Not hard mate to welcome 24 other people..

And if you bothered maybe asking I'm sure a member or 2 would have kindly assisted with either directions or a page copy of the manual.
And then would have helped with any other questions you may have had..

24 more posts would take maybe 15 mins.. all ya gotta do is welcome a few and not spam..

But after a welcome like that...
See Ya Later...
Impatient $#*&......

[Bloodyaussie]

I bet you ring your mother a lot telling her how unfair things are and how its never your fault..... grow up.

[Dhuck]

Welcome to the forum mate. Bye bye

[jff45]

Age of entitlement.. breeds that kind of attitude

[Sir Roofy]

stupid wont get far in life like that mate

BYE

[growler2058]

I bet you ring your mother a lot telling her how infair things are and how its never your fault..... grow up.

"Unfair" mate bwahahahahahaa

[Maxhead]

What a farking tosser. Un-fcking believable!

[taslucas]

Jesus mate. You put more effort and words into 1 post than most people put into the 25 posts needed to get the manual.
You sound like a whingeing bitch.

>>>tappin from tassie

[Bloodyaussie]

"Unfair" mate bwahahahahahaa

Bloody fat fingers..lol

[Kimbo63]

Hahaha guess what I'm looking at right now mr fcking

[Touses]

Its been more than a week everyday looking a service manual where i can see my cam timing and ignition timing for my Nissan Patrol TB45E!!
Ive got everything for ZD30,TB48DE,TB42,TD42 u name it! but nowhere on the god damn internet can i find a free one for my TB45E!
Every where i go, i must Pay or do some stupid shit to get it!

Finally found one here on this site but again! Must register 1st..... anyway did it blah blah, next thing i see, Oh you cant download must post 25 times....
Is the fcking TB45E so special that u have to work for that manual?? Like i said above.. i have one for all other engines!! just not mine!

Any you guys can cancel or ban me i don't mind, did not want anyone to touch my car besides me but i guess i'l have to take it to Nissan 2morow... cant wait longer honestly this is stupid!
25 posts my ass!

Sword swallower!

[Maxhead]

Sword swallower!

I think you mean cock swallower

[Rossco]

Age of entitlement.. breeds that kind of attitude
Yes too true unfortunatly. What a great way to start off with people you don't know at all. You are a knob good luck with it. . .

[Clunk]

Well seeing as you've asked sooooo nicely, I'll happily send you a copy

[jack]

Its been more than a week everyday looking a service manual where i can see my cam timing and ignition timing for my Nissan Patrol TB45E!!
Ive got everything for ZD30,TB48DE,TB42,TD42 u name it! but nowhere on the god damn internet can i find a free one for my TB45E!
Every where i go, i must Pay or do some stupid shit to get it!

Finally found one here on this site but again! Must register 1st..... anyway did it blah blah, next thing i see, Oh you cant download must post 25 times....
Is the fcking TB45E so special that u have to work for that manual?? Like i said above.. i have one for all other engines!! just not mine!

Any you guys can cancel or ban me i don't mind, did not want anyone to touch my car besides me but i guess i'l have to take it to Nissan 2morow... cant wait longer honestly this is stupid!
25 posts my ass!

Gez I have to agree with you, it's just not fair is it.
I don't need the manual but I really feel your pain as I've been through something similar just yesterday. Would you believe it I had to wait for two other people before I could order my skinny soy vegetarian latte.
Life wasn't meant to be easy, just not fair.

[jcwbute]

Wow what a knob


Get out and get it dirty

[4bye4]

This says it all.
66010

[jay see]

You searched for a week and couldn't spend 10 mins, you probably could have find it yourself if you looked.

We don't need dicks like you.

Fark off and stay out.

[TPC]

Its been more than a week everyday looking a service manual where i can see my cam timing and ignition timing for my Nissan Patrol TB45E!!
Ive got everything for ZD30,TB48DE,TB42,TD42 u name it! but nowhere on the god damn internet can i find a free one for my TB45E!
Every where i go, i must Pay or do some stupid shit to get it!

Finally found one here on this site but again! Must register 1st..... anyway did it blah blah, next thing i see, Oh you cant download must post 25 times....
Is the fcking TB45E so special that u have to work for that manual?? Like i said above.. i have one for all other engines!! just not mine!

Any you guys can cancel or ban me i don't mind, did not want anyone to touch my car besides me but i guess i'l have to take it to Nissan 2morow... cant wait longer honestly this is stupid!
25 posts my ass!

We get a lot of W@NKERS come on here but you would have to take the prize as being the biggest of all.
Goodbye.

[the evil twin]

ROFLMAO... dude, your a dick!

I know everyone tells you that and you don't believe them but by virtue of the overwhelming opinion of a diverse sample of humanity, it is now proven by your own hand that you are, indeed, a dick.

Betcha you got up from your Poota, punched your missus, kicked your dog and burst into tears.

P.S. thanks for helping me with my post count tho...

[Enthree]

What a top bloke

[threedogs]

what sort of courtesy is that, not at my camp fire buddy bye Bye Blah BLAH BLAH

[TimE]

Sell the Patrol and buy a Toymota .......... and yes if you divorce your wife she is still your sister ....... nob

[threedogs]

You could apologize and ask like a human being and not like Lord Zod :superman 3:lol
I have what you want right in front of me, but you're not worthy with that outburst.
In all my time here I've never come across a dick like you ever, I really mean that and Ive met
heaps of ppls, WOW really all that in one post. seek help,
I see you dont say where you're from

[Cuppa]

Its been more than a week everyday looking a service manual where i can see my cam timing and ignition timing for my Nissan Patrol TB45E!!
Ive got everything for ZD30,TB48DE,TB42,TD42 u name it! but nowhere on the god damn internet can i find a free one for my TB45E!
Every where i go, i must Pay or do some stupid shit to get it!

Finally found one here on this site but again! Must register 1st..... anyway did it blah blah, next thing i see, Oh you cant download must post 25 times....
Is the fcking TB45E so special that u have to work for that manual?? Like i said above.. i have one for all other engines!! just not mine!

Any you guys can cancel or ban me i don't mind, did not want anyone to touch my car besides me but i guess i'l have to take it to Nissan 2morow... cant wait longer honestly this is stupid!
25 posts my ass!

Thanks so much for such a great first/last post. Great entertainment value. Without it I would’t have been able to read all the amusing responses you’ve drawn. Shame no-one offered the info you wanted.

[ova50]

Part Quote:
[Quote] "Every where i go, i must Pay or do some stupid shit to get it!"

Hmmm! Pay or do some stupid shit. Easy to see which choice you opted for.....:clownredpuff:

[Clunk]

Thanks so much for such a great first/last post. Great entertainment value. Without it I would’t have been able to read all the amusing responses you’ve drawn. Shame no-one offered the info you wanted.
Hey I offered..... [emoji12]

[ova50]

....................................

[NissanGQ4.2]

I bet you ring your mother a lot telling her how unfair things are and how its never your fault..... grow up.

I'm guessing he still lives with his mother and she owns the Patrol, don't think he would be intelligent enough 2 read the manual anyway

[threedogs]

For those in the know.
You made my day Butler lolo
Just getting the hang of these meme's

[mudski]

Its all about paying it forward to the forum mate. Members here are kind enough to supply the manuals. How about being kind enough to join and be part of the community? Its not hard. You might even learn a thing or ten. First thing to learn is etiquette.

[Stropp]

gee you lot are harsh, where is the welcoming forum ?? btw im gonna have a whinge cause im still waiting to get my manual because td42tdi<s dont break down lol now now lets not start a shitfight ;)

[jack]

gee you lot are harsh, where is the welcoming forum ?? btw im gonna have a whinge cause im still waiting to get my manual because td42tdi<s dont break down lol now now lets not start a shitfight ;)

That's not fair Stropp, I understand how he feels and showed empathy.

[Patrol-Guy]

Its been more than a week everyday looking a service manual where i can see my cam timing and ignition timing for my Nissan Patrol TB45E!!
Ive got everything for ZD30,TB48DE,TB42,TD42 u name it! but nowhere on the god damn internet can i find a free one for my TB45E!
Every where i go, i must Pay or do some stupid shit to get it!

Finally found one here on this site but again! Must register 1st..... anyway did it blah blah, next thing i see, Oh you cant download must post 25 times....
Is the fcking TB45E so special that u have to work for that manual?? Like i said above.. i have one for all other engines!! just not mine!

Any you guys can cancel or ban me i don't mind, did not want anyone to touch my car besides me but i guess i'l have to take it to Nissan 2morow... cant wait longer honestly this is stupid!
25 posts my ass!

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself on a forum that could have helped you.

Congratulations dikhed.

[Woof]

Made my day, thanks heaps mate

[Hodge]

Hey Louis. You could have simply asked mate.... The 25 post thing is to try and keep people hanging around as it is a great forum with some top knowledgeable blokes. Yeah a lot come for the manual and go. But reality is 99% of the knowledge here comes from the blokes who take time to reply and help, not the manual.
Cheers.

[threedogs]

I see you are still logged on, sure you made a mistake, let me be
the first to offer my hand for a hand shake and lets all start again.
Its true what they say the ppl here have more knowledge , like
I said my hand is there for you to except, lets start fesh eh lol

Just start another intro an take it from there..

[sooty_10]

Haha there has been more posts in this thread than the measly 25 you needed to do to get the manual. Oh well some entertaining responses....
I'm wondering if this was someone's 'alias' seeing what they can stir up 😈

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[BigRAWesty]

I see you are still logged on, sure you made a mistake, let me be
the first to offer my hand for a hand shake and lets all start again.
Its true what they say the ppl here have more knowledge , like
I said my hand is there for you to except, lets start fesh eh lol

Just start another intro an take it from there..
Totally agree..
We all have shit days..
We've all had a bit of fun..
Start fresh mate. This forum has more info than any manual.

[TimE]

- wondering if this was someone's 'alias' seeing what they can stir up 😈

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RLI returns ??

[sooty_10]

RLI returns ??
I'd doubt him, was just thinking someone for a bit of humour.

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[sangersanger]

So that's what happens if you're rude here...

[Touses]

You got it brother! Please tell me you are here for more than the manuals. Bang Head

[sangersanger]

You got it brother! Please tell me you are here for more than the manuals. Bang Head

I'm here to learn Australian too.

Kidding aside, there isn't exactly a local club for the patrol, so you guys are all I've got!

[Touses]

I'm here to learn Australian too.

Kidding aside, there isn't exactly a local club for the patrol, so you guys are all I've got!

With a handle like sangersanger you've got a bigger head start than you realise! :smile:

[sangersanger]

With a handle like sangersanger you've got a bigger head start than you realise! :smile:

Oh my god, my last name means sandwich in Australia.

[4bye4]

Oh my god, my last name means sandwich in Australia.

You got it mate :biggrin:

[mudnut]

Yep, so your new nickname is 4 breads:)

[growler2058]

So that's what happens if you're rude here...

Never did ban that dude, left it here for all to see. Normally woulda just pressed the button on him, but this dude seemed special

[mudnut]

Never did ban that dude, left it here for all to see. Normally woulda just pressed the button on him, but this dude seemed special

I think this might be why, maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO8Hv_4KP4s

[Touses]

Oh my god, my last name means sandwich in Australia.

Garn! You're just takin' the piss now aint ya!

Let the education begin! :biggrin:

[sangersanger]

Garn! You're just takin' the piss now aint ya!

Let the education begin! :biggrin:

I don't even know what that means.

[Clunk]

I don't even know what that means.

taking the piss (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taking+the+piss&defid=174952)
1) to do/say something without intent

2) to do/say something for the hell of it

3) joking
Is Touses being serious or is he just taking the piss?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_the_piss

[sangersanger]

It was more the garn part...

[Touses]

It was more the garn part...

Garn! Expressed with a drawl, generally means, oh go on, as in I don't believe it, you are joking? There will be other derivations state by state.

I do hope you aren't overly religious cos a lot of Aussie slang borders on the vulgar! Our convict, and I for one am proud of it, legacy.

[BigRAWesty]

Yep, so your new nickname is 4 breads:)
Bahahaha that's brilliant..

[sangersanger]

Garn! Expressed with a drawl, generally means, oh go on, as in I don't believe it, you are joking? There will be other derivations state by state.

I do hope you aren't overly religious cos a lot of Aussie slang borders on the vulgar! Our convict, and I for one am proud of it, legacy.

Very hard to offend.

[4bye4]

I do hope you aren't overly religious cos a lot of Aussie slang borders on the vulgar!

Like the name of this thread??

[blocko05]

I think his mother and father were brother and sister. cant handle people like him.

[mudski]

Thread of the year!

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[Touses]

So that's what happens if you're rude here...

I reiterate:- should be a sticky and compulsory reading for new prospects. (There's that effing horse again :sterb003: got him this time! LOL )

Absolutely no offence meant to you 4 breads.

[Irish]

Its been more than a week everyday looking a service manual where i can see my cam timing and ignition timing for my Nissan Patrol TB45E!!
Ive got everything for ZD30,TB48DE,TB42,TD42 u name it! but nowhere on the god damn internet can i find a free one for my TB45E!
Every where i go, i must Pay or do some stupid shit to get it!

Finally found one here on this site but again! Must register 1st..... anyway did it blah blah, next thing i see, Oh you cant download must post 25 times....
Is the fcking TB45E so special that u have to work for that manual?? Like i said above.. i have one for all other engines!! just not mine!

Any you guys can cancel or ban me i don't mind, did not want anyone to touch my car besides me but i guess i'l have to take it to Nissan 2morow... cant wait longer honestly this is stupid!
25 posts my ass!

Christ on a bike, if all you wanted was the tb45 manual here's the bloody link mate...

TB45 Manual (https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

[Bloodyaussie]

Christ on a bike, if all you wanted was the tb45 manual here's the bloody link mate...

TB45 Manual (https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.ja.

[Rossco]

Classic ! ☺

[Patrol-Guy]

Hey 4 breads can we be besties?

[mudski]

66527
Shoulda' passed on some of these to old mate.

[sangersanger]

Hey 4 breads can we be besties?

Yes, I'm comfortable with that.

[Nightjar]

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww! He sure got the response he wanted, still ROFPHSL??

[MyGU8]

I can understand your frustration and you got it all out in your post.

Now I hope you are cooled down and time to think back and apologies and start fresh.

Have a good day.

Cheers,

[tomlandry]

what a dick...some people think the world owes them everything...the forum owes you nothing as you have one post. Seriously look at yourself what your mother think....

[Makka]

g'day mate ..... fair suck of the sav there fella ya got ya nighty in a twist over spilt milk you poor mong .......

what ya recon we go the the ruberdy dub and neck a few coldies........ and discuss your shoet commings .....

sanger old mate there is some dinky di stralian speak :D

basicly what im saying is stop being a wanker and lighten the f*ck up

[Robo]

8 wasted pages

[the evil twin]

8 wasted pages

3 more posts to make it 9

[Avo]

3 more posts to make it 9

did you check?

[Clunk]

3 more posts to make it 9

might as well crack on then :)

[Clunk]

are we there yet?

[Clunk]

Now we are

[4bye4]

Nearly there

[Avo]

onto page 9

[growler2058]

Ive got 40 posts per page so keep going

[Makka]

Oh awesome growler the magnificent one edited me ............ might have to chuck a massive wobbly

[growler2058]

Oh awesome growler the magnificent one edited me ............ might have to chuck a massive wobbly

Shucks thanks mate

[Makka]

I'm an arse monkey.......... i was a mod on the mini forums used to do the same lol:animierte-smilies-f

[Makka]

sombitch wrong emoji

[growler2058]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/05/2.jpg

[Makka]

AB AB help im being repressed........

[Robo]

Here comes page 10

[mudnut]

4 breads has disappeared;(

[Makka]

im still being repressed

[shai.dawson]

Hasnt this escalated fast 😝

[Touses]

4 breads has disappeared;(

No bloke I reckon he is still about! Researching old threads, no dill that one!

Edit:- I checked this morning he was on net. Time difference?

[dads tractor]

Mc Brat a subspecies of humans full of entitlement but total lack of commitment . Gooooooooooooooooood Riddance .