Aussie rules

[patch697]

Remember the pic has to be just like the one of Jessica Simpson............lolololololol

[AB]

Remember the pic has to be just like the one of Jessica Simpson............lolololololol

Looks painful that shot, Im not sure my back can arc like that...lol

[patch697]

I can almost see the moisture beading up on your braes from here...........lolololol

[DX grunt]

Who's ne ne ne nervous? lololol

[AB]

Who's ne ne ne nervous? lololol

not m m m meeee Rossss ssss sss co....I'm fffff fine!!!!

[DX grunt]

not m m m meeee Rossss ssss sss co....I'm fffff fine!!!!

Hey AB

We need to get it together by not putting pressure on ourselves. Let this lot do it! lolol

[AB]

I agree and at the end of the day were the ones with enough courage and ba*lls to do this mate!

Seems we have created a forum of a bunch of pansies!!!...lol

[DX grunt]

I agree and at the end of the day were the ones with enough courage and ba*lls to do this mate!

Seems we have created a forum of a bunch of pansies!!!...lol

Glad u said it and not me. "Them's fighting words" lolololol hahahahahaha

[AB]

I think I've got the prequisite behind me to be able to hang it on you guys. It's the others that haven't put their berries on the line in the past that shouldn't be giving too much cheek.

Come to think of it they haven't really. It's mainly been Timbo and myself! Haha!!

Rohan, I dunno mate, the dogman likes to throw a few bones in here and there and watch the mongrels fight over it.

Dogman, I think It's time to put the balls on the line old mate, unless they got snipped already???

[DX grunt]

I think I've got the prequisite behind me to be able to hang it on you guys. It's the others that haven't put their berries on the line in the past that shouldn't be giving too much cheek.

Come to think of it they haven't really. It's mainly been Timbo and myself! Haha!!

I'll give you credit, coz it's due. This bet is putting the berries on the line. lololol

[AB]

I'll give you credit, coz it's due. This bet is putting the berries on the line. lololol

Berries on the line... I like to call it the hairy mangos...lol

[DX grunt]

Berries on the line... I like to call it the hairy mangos...lol

Time out! lololol

We're drawing the crowd in now, AB. 3,380 views to this thread and growing. lololol

[AB]

Time out! lololol

We're drawing the crowd in now, AB. 3,380 views to this thread and growing. lololol

It's all good mate, the more the merrier to see hot chicks spanked up with the style and suds mate...lol

[DX grunt]

Only 4 more sleeps till bounce down.

[DX grunt]

It's all good mate, the more the merrier to see hot chicks spanked up with the style and suds mate...lol

How's the ne nerves?

[AB]

5 cans under Rossco, the misses is away all week and im ready for the photo shoot as we speak!!!

Bring it on Rossco...lol

EDIT: Yep, confidence ++++

[DX grunt]

5 cans under Rossco, the misses is away all week and im ready for the photo shoot as we speak!!!

Bring it on Rossco...lol

EDIT: Yep, confidence ++++

I told you AB. Stop drinking that full strength crap. You'll last longer. lololol

[AB]

I told you AB. Stop drinking that full strength crap. You'll last longer. lololol
Are you guys still drinking sarsaparilla over there...lol?

[DX grunt]

Are you guys still drinking sarsaparilla over there...lol?

:hijacked: :hijacked:

Didn't the Moderator explain to you about hyjacking threads? lol

This is about Aussie Rules, not sarsaparilla. hahahahahaha

[DX grunt]

5 cans under Rossco, the misses is away all week and im ready for the photo shoot as we speak!!!

Bring it on Rossco...lol

EDIT: Yep, confidence ++++



Edit. AB - U dressed already? lololol

Quick, phone a neighbour, while you're still motivated. lololol

I guarantee, it'll take the pressure off you on Friday night. hahahahaha

[AB]

Quick, phone a neighbour, while you're still motivated. lololol

I guarantee, it'll take the pressure off you on Friday night. hahahahaha


I'm trying to keep this little bet under the wraps mate...lol

If I tell my neighbour It''ll go around town in a flash and the photo will get posted up at the local pub!

[AB]

Edit. AB - U dressed already? lololol

Quick, phone a neighbour, while you're still motivated. lololol

I guarantee, it'll take the pressure off you on Friday night. hahahahaha

hang on a sec, are you saying you have already taken a photo of yourself in a mankini Rossco?

[DX grunt]

I'm trying to keep this little bet under the wraps mate...lol

If I tell my neighbour It''ll go around town in a flash and the photo will get posted up at the local pub!

Not my problem. lololol I know what small town gossip is like - dangerous. lolol

U dressed already and having a private dress rehearsal?

[AB]

Not my problem. lololol I know what small town gossip is like - dangerous. lolol

U dressed already and having a private dress rehearsal?

Far from it, rugged up in a bluey, freezing my you know what off...lol

[DX grunt]

hang on a sec, are you saying you have already taken a photo of yourself in a mankini Rossco?

Nah. I'm just trying to work out how I can work a snatch strap or a tree hugger into the pic. lololol

EDIT:. Disregard. That's another bet. lololol

[AB]

Hey, I love sarsaparilla! Have since 1983. Weird eh?

I remember at age 7 at the local Warrandyte pub with dad and my older brother drunk sars...I hated it, but still drunk it as it was a mans drink at a pub when your 7 years old...haha

[Finly Owner]

I think I've got the prequisite behind me to be able to hang it on you guys. It's the others that haven't put their berries on the line in the past that shouldn't be giving too much cheek.

Come to think of it they haven't really. It's mainly been Timbo and myself! Haha!!

And paul.........................................

[patch697]

And paul.........................................

Thanks Tim.

[Finly Owner]

who us................................................ .............?rossco?

oops bumped

[DX grunt]

who us................................................ .............?rossco?

oops bumped

I knew I could trust u to regurgitate it back to life. Doh.

[Finly Owner]

I'm a mongrel....aren't I ?

Now I'm lmho

[DX grunt]

I'm a mongrel....aren't I ?

Now I'm lmho

Nah. You're ok. Paybacks on the weekend when AB shows us his wares hahahahahahahah

[AB]

Nah. You're ok. Paybacks on the weekend when AB shows us his wares hahahahahahahah

Poor Rossco, now your on stage 7 = DENIAL:1062:

[DX grunt]

Poor Rossco, now your on stage 7 = DENIAL:1062:

Damn you AB. I thought u were in bed already. lolololol

[Finly Owner]

geez AB is still lurking around in the shadows being v..e..r..y.. q...u...i..e...t.

[AB]

Sleep, whats that???

Careful Rossco, I'm watching you!...lol

[AB]

I'm trying to keep up with all these new members tonight and trying to figure out where they all coming from.

I have no idea...lol

[DX grunt]

The last couple of nights has been very quiet. It's like the calm before the storm.....lololol

3 sleeps till bouncedown. hahahahahahah

[patch697]

The last couple of nights has been very quiet. It's like the calm before the storm.....lololol

3 sleeps till bouncedown. hahahahahahah

Maybe thats it, the words got out & on one wants to miss it?.....lolololol

[DX grunt]

Maybe thats it, the words got out & on one wants to miss it?.....lolololol

I'm spewing. I gotta work and I'll miss the game. U got my mobile number. Text me the name of the winner... no BS either. lololol

[Finly Owner]

I'm spewing. I gotta work and I'll miss the game. U got my mobile number. Text me the name of the winner... no BS either. lololol

set it so you can get sms from afl.com.au. These bloke would do anything to see some skin.

[patch697]

I'm spewing. I gotta work and I'll miss the game. U got my mobile number. Text me the name of the winner... no BS either. lololol

No mate I promise you I wouldn't BS you on this one, this is way to big...... Consider it done.

[DX grunt]

No mate I promise you I wouldn't BS you on this one, this is way to big...... Consider it done.

Thanks Paul

Tim....I gotta warn you. I got a really good sun tan in Bali. lolol Not quite all over, but nearly. lololol

[DX grunt]

Bump.

This forum is out of control. The other day there was 2 pages of threads for the one day! lol

Gotta keep the Aussie Rules thread on top.

2 sleeps to go AB! lalalalal hahahahahaha

[patch697]

Can you afford ti be typing Rossco??????? You seemed a shaky in you last post....

Hows the nerves?????...........................lolololololo lolololol

[AB]

Ive been pretty cool and calm lately until you mongrels bump it up to remind me.

Ive been waking up at 3am some nights thinking of my pose or what ill wear and how I can get take a shot using the timer...lol

Crazy buggers, no more bets after this unless Tim or doggy come out of the doghouse and show some courage to bet too.

Even Kris doesnt mind throwing some comments in these days....lol...Kicking the man when hes down!

[DX grunt]

Ive been pretty cool and calm lately until you mongrels bump it up to remind me.

Ive been waking up at 3am some nights thinking of my pose or what ill wear and how I can get take a shot using the timer...lol

Crazy buggers, no more bets after this unless Tim or doggy come out of the doghouse and show some courage to bet too.

To quote you AB, you only need to remember 3 words.......'G Banger, bullbar'. hahahahahahahahah

[Woof]

Ive been pretty cool and calm lately until you mongrels bump it up to remind me.

Ive been waking up at 3am some nights thinking of my pose or what ill wear and how I can get take a shot using the timer...lol

Crazy buggers, no more bets after this unless Tim or doggy come out of the doghouse and show some courage to bet too.

Even Kris doesnt mind throwing some comments in these days....lol...Kicking the man when hes down!

Hey AB, this Doggy is not getting involved in this one mate, but maybe at a later stage............................maybe...lol

[AB]

Hey AB, this Doggy is not getting involved in this one mate, but maybe at a later stage............................maybe...lol

Mate, you just dobbed yourself in...Ok, next week Dogman versus Tim....done deal...lol

[patch697]

He'll need a steady hand when he's shaving the old 'kini line!! Hahaha!

Come on Friday!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.....................on the floor LMAO..........Thats a keyboard....lol

[DX grunt]

Ive been pretty cool and calm lately until you mongrels bump it up to remind me.

Ive been waking up at 3am some nights thinking of my pose or what ill wear and how I can get take a shot using the timer...lol

Crazy buggers, no more bets after this unless Tim or doggy come out of the doghouse and show some courage to bet too.

Even Kris doesnt mind throwing some comments in these days....lol...Kicking the man when hes down!

Seriously, I think AB and I should be granted 'Legend Status' whether we win or come runner up. lololol

EDIT: AB, you're not alone. I've lost a bit of sleep too. lolololol

[patch697]

I can not include it as a status BUT you are both permitted to include it in your signatures.......

[Finly Owner]

ummmm everyone turned me down after my pic I posted. I am not worried to go full monty matr, you black out the unwanted parts.

[DX grunt]

ummmm everyone turned me down after my pic I posted. I am not worried to go full monty matr, you black out the unwanted parts.

My issue is the computer nerds knowing how to 'un black out' the wanted parts. lololol Anyway, I have a reputation to keep. lololol

[DX grunt]

Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.



One more sleep, AB - tonight

One of us will win, one will come runner-up. Either way, thanks for being a great sport.

[DX grunt]

Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.



One more sleep, AB - tonight


One of us will win, one will come runner-up. Either way, thanks for being a great sport.

bump - again

[patch697]

By the power vested in me I hereby bestow upon AB & DX Grunt the official Title Of Legend & from this day forth you will both be known as AB Legend & DX Grunt Legend.

Congratulations to you both, You have conducted yourselves with courage & honor....

Now let see which one comes away with there dignity in tact...?????????


Win or loose Its how you play the game & you have both played a top one & I take my hat off to you both.......

[DX grunt]

He'll need a steady hand when he's shaving the old 'kini line!! Hahaha!

Come on Friday!!

Waxed on, waxed off. lololololol

[AB]

one more sleep...YAY!

Its going to be an exciting Friday night folks!!!

[DX grunt]

one more sleep...YAY!

Its going to be an exciting Friday night folks!!!

Paul is having a pre-game sale of plastic keyboard and monitor covers in readiness for THAT photo. PM him if you need one or the other, or both. lolololol.

Hurry, as stocks are limited. lolololol hahahahahahahaha

[patch697]

Paul is having a pre-game sale of plastic keyboard and monitor covers in readiness for THAT photo. PM him if you need one or the other, or both. lolololol.

Hurry, as stocks are limited. lolololol hahahahahahahaha

Im thinking it needs to be a buy a keyboard cover & get a monitor cover free cos im tipping there gonna be needing them.....lololol

[AB]

(pending proof) I'm sooo disappointed with this Fevola issue. I NEVER thought he'd be someone to do anything stupid like that.......

As much as i loved him at Carlton snapping goals i was kinda glad he left....Any club should have seen that from a mile away.

[AB]

Getting ready for tomorrow night boys!
http://oilersnation.com/uploads/old/2009/02/pileohair2.jpg

[AB]

Cant believe we dont have one...

You could have substituted with this one mate...:icon_bonk:

[DX grunt]

OK. I'm back. I've got a trick up my sleeve too AB, but you'll have to wait. lol

[AB]

OK. I'm back. I've got a trick up my sleeve too AB, but you'll have to wait. lol

Rossco, you can't just rock back in here and say that without delilvering some goods mate????

[DX grunt]

Rossco, you can't just rock back in here and say that without delilvering some goods mate????

OK.....To add to the suspense, I'll blow my cover.

This is purely my intention and my intention only. I don't expect AB to follow suit...but he is more than willing to participate.

If I lose, which is highly unlikely, I will come good with the bet. So, you lot will see 2 bikini clad babes! Comments please.

[AB]

Hang on, I'm lost....lol.....Are you saying that even if you win you will still post a shot of you anyway?

[patch697]

^^^^^^ Yeah what he said????????

[DX grunt]

Hang on, I'm lost....lol.....Are you saying that even if you win you will still post a shot of you anyway?

I will post a yummy grandpa photo of myself, on this thread, even if I win. lololol

My explanation:

I have had that much fun on this forum, it's the least I can do. It is a still photograph and not an issue. If it was a 2 minute video, then it is an issue. lololol

If I can make somebody smile or laugh, that makes me happy too. It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I try to be as positive as I can. I have my good days and my better days too.

Forums are all about people and people are what make a forum. I'm not mechanically minded, so I sweat off on advice, so I like to have a laugh, and help out where I can.

So people, get your popcorn and fizzy drink ready, put your sunnies on and enjoy the ride. lololol

Carn the Dockers.

Take care out there.

Ross
DX grunt

[AB]

i'm speechless mate. That takes some serious ba*lls of steel to do that big guy!!!

Well done Rossco, you crazy bugger...lol

EDIT:....That really moved me mate but no chance in hell I'm participating in that suggestion...lol....Carn the CATS!!!

[patch697]

Rossco are you for real?????

Your still gonna post a pic of yourself in a 2 piece even if you WIN?????

[AB]

But maybe he'll trick us and pose with one of his chooks dressed in a bikini!!!!!!!!!

I'm still laughing....hahahahaha

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/09/8.jpg

[DX grunt]

Hang on a minute there, let me try to get my head around this.

If AB loses, he'll pose in a bikini and Rossco will be off the hook.

If DX loses, he'll pose in a bikine and Andy will be off the hook. But Rossco says we'll see 2 bikini babes if he loses. So who's the second?? Is Rossco is going to pose with Jessica Simpson?? Hopefully so!! But maybe he'll trick us and pose with one of his chooks dressed in a bikini!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Posted this wayyyy too late.

Stop confusing us Plassy.

If AB win's, I show him the full monty
If I win, AB shows me the full monty, and I show him the full monty.

That's just to tantalize your eye sockets. Stay tuned. There's more - but not tonight. lololol

[patch697]

I'm still laughing....hahahahaha

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/09/8.jpg

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...................Nice one AB & quick to....lolol

[patch697]

Nope Im still lost ??????????? Thats not how its meant to work??????????

[DX grunt]

Nope Im still lost ??????????? Thats not how its meant to work??????????

Don't stress Paul. It'll work out better than you think. I think the pressure's got to me and this is how to release it. lolol

[AB]

Well I'm still chitting bricks guys so the bet is still very very very real to me dont worry about that...haha

[Finly Owner]

Go Roscoe! I dig where you're coming from.

A free laugh no matter what for all who is game to look.

[DX grunt]

Well I'm still chitting bricks guys so the bet is still very very very real to me dont worry about that...haha

Don't forget, there's a few of us that have risked life and limb to flaunt it.

Me, Plassy and Paul, still have to strutt the catwalk in 2012 with our dresses and me and AB tomorrow night. lolol

It's all great, clean fun. I've got my seatbelt fastened for the ride. lololol

[DX grunt]

I will post a yummy grandpa photo of myself, on this thread, even if I win. lololol

My explanation:

I have had that much fun on this forum, it's the least I can do. It is a still photograph and not an issue. If it was a 2 minute video, then it is an issue. lololol

If I can make somebody smile or laugh, that makes me happy too. It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I try to be as positive as I can. I have my good days and my better days too.

Forums are all about people and people are what make a forum. I'm not mechanically minded, so I sweat off on advice, so I like to have a laugh, and help out where I can.

So people, get your popcorn and fizzy drink ready, put your sunnies on and enjoy the ride. lololol

Carn the Dockers.

Take care out there.

Ross
DX grunt

Guys.... just kidding.. Guys, Guys, please... or am I? Stay tuned. Same AFL time, Same AFL channel. lololol

[Finly Owner]

what
have
we
done?

[DX grunt]

what
have
we
done?

You've done nothing wrong. It's me, I'm nervous yet excited - which is a worry. My brain is all over the place. Please, have some grace. The pressure's on to perform. I'm feeling sorry for AB lololol[/SIZE]

[DX grunt]

Well AB, mate.

This is it. No more sleeps. It's countdown to bouncedown and the final siren. All the best to you and the Cats, bro.

Is your outfit going to be in Cats' colours? lolololol

Take care out there.

Ross

[Maxhead]

D Day...good luck all

And now that I'm an expert because I washed a Swans game,,,,Go the Swans tomorrow:eck05:

[DX grunt]

D Day...good luck all

And now that I'm an expert because I washed a Swans game,,,,Go the Swans tomorrow:eck05:

Thanks NissPat

[DX grunt]

Good luck AB (FL) and DX (FL). Can't wait for the game tonight. There's a lot riding on this one!!

Don't make the iron too hot, AB. You'll burn your 'kini. LOLolol

What's that song about a "teeny weenie yellow poker dot bikini" lololololololol

Counting down.

[patch697]

Don't make the iron too hot, AB. You'll burn your 'kini. LOLolol

What's that song about a "teeny weenie yellow poker dot bikini" lololololololol

Counting down.

LOLOLOLOL..............& the physicking out of your opponent begins.......lolol

[DX grunt]

Andrew D of the AFL said on WA radio this morning that there was an err with the Dockers not playing on the G this year until now!

I want results, not excuses! lololol

[patch697]

I want results, not excuses! lololol

So do we, so keep that in mind......lolololol

[DX grunt]

So do we, so keep that in mind......lolololol

Do what U like. lolol

I'm spewing. I gotta start work earlier than my missus finishes and I was going to get a 'Just in case I lose' photo, before the game, to take some of the pressure off, but it aint gunna happen. Bugger.

It adds to the mistique of it all. lolololololol. I should be used to handling pressure, but now I'm getting ne ne nervous. hahahahahahahah

[patch697]

Do what U like. lolol

I'm spewing. I gotta start work earlier than my missus finishes and I was going to get a 'Just in case I lose' photo, before the game, to take some of the pressure off, but it aint gunna happen. Bugger.

It adds to the mistique of it all. lolololololol. I should be used to handling pressure, but now I'm getting ne ne nervous. hahahahahahahah

I still got you covered on the game front Rossco quarter time updates cool with you?

[DX grunt]

I still got you covered on the game front Rossco quarter time updates cool with you?

Absolutely. lololol

[DX grunt]

Well guys this is my last post before THE game. I've gotta work arvo shift.

My destiny is in the hands of the Fremantle Dockers.

My preferred outcome for the game is: 1. Dockers win 2. It's a draw 3. I come runner up

Should I come runner up, or the game is a draw, my pic will be up by Saturday night. I'm a shift worker and I'm down to my last half of woodbox of wood.

I'm not fobbing my responsibilities.... I'm just not keen on an 8am, 2 degree photoshoot, and I need wood to keep myself warm after the photo. lolololol

I have absolutely enjoyed this 'curry banter' to the max.

With Matthew Pavlovich signing up for another 4 years, and the young guns pumped, the Dockers will be on fire tonight!

Thanks to Paul, in advance, for keeping me updated, too.

I hope AB's photo puts a smile on your dial. lololol hahahahahahahahahaha

Carn the Dockers. "Freo, heave ho, Freo heave ho"

Take care and enjoy the game.

Ross
DX grunt

[AB]

see you on the othe side Rossco!!!

[patch697]

see you on the othe side Rossco!!!

One way or the other............LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO>OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[patch697]

Hows the nerves AB??????? I'd be sh!tting myself right about now if I was you???.....lolololol

[Woof]

Sorry AB, but you are going DOWN mate.:trink13:
GO THE MIGHTY DOCKERS

[patch697]

Sorry AB, but you are going DOWN mate.:trink13:
GO THE MIGHTY DOCKERS

Yeah well I would have said the same with the form the Dockers have been showing of late, but after reading all the stats from when these to teams have met in the past & theirs the lack of experience playing on the "G" I'd call the Dockers the "under Dogs" here.

[AB]

West is the best...yeah yeah yeah....more like the west dresses less.....yeharrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

[patch697]

West is the best...yeah yeah yeah....more like the west dresses less.....yeharrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahah............ & this time it wont be because of the weather....lolololololololololol

[DX grunt]

Don't think it's all over coz Geelong kicked the first goal.

I zipped home for 5. lolol

[AB]

Im watching the TV guys so no radio updates...lol

It hasnt started here yet Rossco...Not sure whats going on

[patch697]

Isn't that a sackable offense Rossco?????

[AB]

Ad just came on....8pm start!

No radio comments...I want to stress hard by myself the whole way through...lol

[patch697]

14 min in, Cats 25, Dockers yet to score.

[Maxhead]

OK lads, hope you had your dress rehearsals......LOLOLOLOLO

[patch697]

Update:

Cats 6.1.37

Dockers 1.1.7

[Woof]

Look out now

[Finly Owner]

Think the Cats have it already.

[AB]

Poor Rossco....lol

He's like a firey Jack Russel taking on a Rotty....Never gives up!

[AB]

oh yeah!!!

I like what I'm hearing boys...lol

[patch697]

End of first Q: Update

Gel 8.1.49

Doc 1.1.7

[Maxhead]

Keep the updates coming
This unknown game doesn't start here till 10:30 I think

[Woof]

Hey AB, how much start did you give Ross:smile:

[AB]

only 1 block with 3 fences Doggy...lol

[Woof]

Just wait, we will get better in the next 3/4's, for Ross's sake I hope so anyway.

[Maxhead]

:wink:OK, got it live on the net:wink:

[Woof]

only 1 block with 3 fences Doggy...lol

I can just see Ross in his mankini jumping those 3 fences, it would not be a good sight.

[Finly Owner]

Wake up freo supporters , you are too far behind now. 7 goals down, is enough to put the best teams off their game.

[patch697]

Q2 Update

Gel 9.3.57

Doc 2.2.14

[AB]

Game over Rossco already!!!

We are the Navy blues, Geelong Cats are.... ok too...

We're the team that never lets you down...

Rossco, dressing up again like a clown...lol...sorry mate, had to let it out!!!!!!!!

Man, imagine if they come back...I would look like such a tool!!!!

[patch697]

Q2 Update

Gel 10.6.66

Doc 3.2.20

[AB]

have you been telling Rossco the score Pauly?

Just heard there was a power surge in WA????

[Finly Owner]

Q2 Update

Gel 10.6.66

Doc 3.2.20

That's 7 goals, 2 behinds in front.
Roscoe had a preminition by saying no matter what we would see him up here. I think AB owes him a consolation prize and flash his chest in photo. Moral support as to speak of.

[AB]

That's 7 goals, 2 behinds in front.
Roscoe had a preminition by saying no matter what we would see him up here. I think AB owes him a consolation prize and flash his chest in photo. Moral support as to speak of.

Nice try Timbo, but no cigar mate!...haha

[DX grunt]

Man, imagine if they come back...I would look like such a tool!!!!

Yes U would, wouldn't you? LOLOLOL


Don't get too anxious to pop the champaign cork just yet, AB. LOLOLOL

[AB]

Yes U would, wouldn't you? LOLOLOL


Don't get too anxious to pop the champaign cork just yet, AB. LOLOLOL
What the hell are you doing here mate???

Snuck out of nowhere!!!

[Finly Owner]

I bet geelong can't win the big one!

[DX grunt]

Just popped home.

Us in the West are watching it live on TV. hahahahah The 2nd half will be better.

[Finly Owner]

Just popped home.

Us in the West are watching it live on TV. hahahahah The 2nd half will be better.
you're hoping

[patch697]

HT Update

Gel 10.7.67

Doc 4.2.26

[Woof]

Just popped home.

Us in the West are watching it live on TV. hahahahah The 2nd half will be better.

I'm behind you all the way Ross.........................................but not too close though mate.

[DX grunt]

I'm behind you all the way Ross.........................................but not too close though mate.

Hopefully you're close enough to slip into a 'kini for a quick pic. lololololo. Moral support ect.... lol

[Woof]

Hopefully you're close enough to slip into a 'kini for a quick pic. lololololo. Moral support ect.... lol

Sorry Ross this OLD DOG knows better:bananarock:

[DX grunt]

Pav's the man. yeahhhhh

[DX grunt]

Sorry Ross this OLD DOG knows better:bananarock:

You can teach an old dog new tricks! Shut up Rossco, he's on your side. lolololol

[patch697]

Q3 Update

Gel 12.12.84

Doc 6.3.39

[DX grunt]

This is too painful to watch live on TV. I'll just have to believe in a miracle. lololololol

[Woof]

Here we come

[AB]

This is too painful to watch live on TV. I'll just have to believe in a miracle. lololololol

Hope you shaved Rossco, I like my ladies prickle free old camp dog!!!...lol

[patch697]

End of Q3 Update

Gel 14.13.97

Doc 7.6.48

[AB]

Sorry Rossco but I am so damn happy right now!

[patch697]

Its all over for the Dockers......8 min to go & its:

Gel 116

Doc 54

Sorry Rossco but you are looking like the runner up....

[patch697]

Final score

Gel 20.15.135

Doc 10.6.66

[patch697]

Well congrats AB you are the winner of one hell of a bet.

& to Rossco, you are one gutsy bloke for starting that one mate but you are the runner up so you know what you have to do....lol

[AB]

Thank god for that!

Massive weight off my shoulders, thanks Rossco for your crazy idea, not backing down and making me loose sleep this week!

So, where's the photos mate??...lol

[patch697]

show us the money honey

[Maxhead]

show us the money honey
http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/09/15.jpg

[Finly Owner]

final score

gel 20.15.135

doc 10.6.66

flogged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[AB]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/09/15.jpg

hahahaha....Good find Kris!

[patch697]

Does anyone know if Rossco can photo shop??????????..........lolololololol

[DX grunt]

Well, well well. I'm speechless. What a performance!!!!

I collected some stats between 1.22pm yesterday arvo and 6am this morning, and there were 61 replies and 377 views. That puts this thread, Aussie rules, the first thread on this forum with over 4,000 views. Well done to everybody.

Now about my bet....... How do I change my forum name, say, about now. lolol

Congratulations AB. I'll still stand by my team.... for better or for worse...... till death do us part. lolol

Like I said, It'll be posted by Saturday night.

I'll take it like a man!

Time to utilize the box of tissues I bought earlier. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I came home from work last night with my battle armour on, ready to deflect anything that came my way,
and u lot were in bed. Thank you.

The armour was so heavy. lololol. Reminds me of an add on TV many years ago.. "my girdle is killing me" lololol

I'll talk to you by way of a picture - coz a picture is worth a thousand words. lolololol.

Take care out there.

Ross
DX grunt

[AB]

Well done Rossco, can't wait to see the photos tonight mate...lol

[DX grunt]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/09/15.jpg

Looks like my identical twin brother. Will that photo do? lolololololol

[AB]

Looks like my identical twin brother. Will that photo do? lolololololol

If you dress up like that Rossco you will be the all time forum legend!!!...haha

[DX grunt]

If you dress up like that Rossco you will be the all time forum legend!!!...haha

Nah, the bet was a 2 piece. Just remember to wear your sunnies. lololol

How'd u sleep last night, by the way? lolol

[AB]

Solid 7 hours mate, like a log...haha

Woke up, stress free and skipping around the house!

[DX grunt]

Solid 7 hours mate, like a log...haha

Woke up, stress free and skipping around the house!

lolololololol. You'll never catch up on the sleep u lost, but you can reset your sleep metre from now. lololol

[DX grunt]

Guys. I'm just waiting for it to warm up for THE historic photoshoot. I don't want you to see me in too many goose 'bumps'.

The hot soapy water will still turn into ice as it's still only 3 deg outside. I'm nice and toasty by the fire atm. hahahhahahahahahah

[patch697]

HAHAHAHAH................... You just take your time Rossco.......We know your good for it.......lololol

[DX grunt]

Well done Rossco, can't wait to see the photos tonight mate...lol

I don't recall agreeing to photos - plural - but I'll see what I can do. lololol

[patch697]

I don't recall agreeing to photos - plural - but I'll see what I can do. lololol


If I recall the bet was: A pic of you posing just like the one of Jessica Simpson & we will be comparing.......lololol

Am I right on this one Plassy?????

[DX grunt]

If I recall the bet was: A pic of you posing just like the one of Jessica Simpson & we will be comparing.......lololol

Am I right on this one Plassy?????

Fair go. I can't suck my guts in that much. lolololol

[patch697]

Fair go. I can't suck my guts in that much. lolololol

LOLOLOLOL...........To tell you the truth i cant remember if it was part of the bet or just sh1t we were adding on top so I guess its time to have a read......lololol

You may be safe from that one mate......lol

[DX grunt]

LOLOLOLOL...........To tell you the truth i cant remember if it was part of the bet or just sh1t we were adding on top so I guess its time to have a read......lololol

You may be safe from that one mate......lol

It was an add on. lololol

[patch697]

It was an add on. lololol

LOLOLOLOLOL...........SAVED.....................lo lolololol

No need for gut sucking now Rossco............lolololol

I was wondering how you were gonna make your Ute look like the General Lee........lolololol

[DX grunt]

LOLOLOLOLOL...........SAVED.....................lo lolololol

No need for gut sucking now Rossco............lolololol

I was wondering how you were gonna make your Ute look like the General Lee........lolololol

I saved my butt by not promoting my home based club in the pic. Had a new windsceen put in last Thursday and need a new windscreen sticker. Phew!

[patch697]

I saved my butt by not promoting my home based club in the pic. Had a new windsceen put in last Thursday and need a new windscreen sticker. Phew!

Ohhhh Doggy............ Can you take care of this one??????????...............LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[DX grunt]

THE Bet - as promised.

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/DXgrunt/THEdare001.jpg

[patch697]

Hay??????????? Top pic Rossco & bloody good cover up to but, what happened to the bikini?

[DX grunt]

Hay??????????? what happened to the bikini?

Unfortunately It had to be a compromise.... agreed to by AB. My missus doesn't own a bikini and my nearest op shop is 140km away. Sorry, but that's the best I could do.

Bit of a shock, but hope you enjoyed. lololol

[patch697]

Unfortunately It had to be a compromise.... agreed to by AB. My missus doesn't own a bikini and my nearest op shop is 140km away. Sorry, but that's the best I could do.

Bit of a shock, but hope you enjoyed. lololol

HAHAHAHAHAH.............. Good enough mate & Top sportsmanship too, where all about compromise here otherwise non of us would even be aloud on.......lolololololol

Speaking for myself of course.........lolololololol

Nice work on retaining your forever famous Norks too....................lolololololol

[DX grunt]

Nice work on retaining your forever famous Norks too....................lolololololol

They 'came to life' in the cold weather! lolololol

[patch697]

Three cheers for AB & Rossco honorary Forum legends....

[DX grunt]

Good on ya Rossco! You're a bloody legend mate and the photo was very funny! Definately made me LOL!

Well done for putting your berries on the line and honouring that promise!

Gotta say though, given the choice between your pic and the Jessica Simpson pic, there's not much doubt about which one I'd rather look at!!

I'm mentally exhausted. Time to hang up my bets until next footy season. lololol

[AB]

THE Bet - as promised.

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/DXgrunt/THEdare001.jpg

Rossco my man, nice hooters, leg up and looking the goods mate!!!

Sorry about my late reply, been working outside and my tosser friend bought his cousin up with his brand new semi truck and has just whiped out 3 plants, 1 tree and knocked down 3 posts and my dog fence...not happy!!!

Anyways, well done on the bet mate!

Done well!

[AB]

Where the hell did you get that face mask too mate...lol.

Looks EVIL!!!

[patch697]

Did anyone notice him sticking he's tong out through those waked out teeth.....cheeky bugger......lolololol

[Finly Owner]

Hey roscoe , nice payment mate. Obviously some people here only think of bikinis as nipple holders. LOL

How many guys remember bikinis being that big when your sister was young and showing her maturing body was still frowned upon?

My missus says to tell u roscoe, you're a brave man!

[patch697]

Hey roscoe , nice payment mate. Obviously some people here only think of bikinis as nipple holders. LOL

How many guys remember bikinis being that big when your sister was young and showing her maturing body was still frowned upon?

My missus says to tell u roscoe, you're a brave man!

Bikini,....... frowned upon,.......... Is it even legal in this country to have these three words in the same sentence?????????

[Finly Owner]

what a year!

[DX grunt]

you a regular down the at the local nuddy beach?? :biggrin:

sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


lolololol

[DX grunt]

Did anyone notice him sticking he's tong out through those waked out teeth.....cheeky bugger......lolololol

I love it when u guys pay particular interest in everything but miss the important stuff.

My troll is insulted that you counted the hairs on my legs rather than 'spot the mod'

[patch697]

I love it when u guys pay particular interest in everything but miss the important stuff.

My troll is insulted that you counted the hairs on my legs rather than 'spot the mod'

Ok you got me?..... Apart from your flashy new windscreen I cant pick it so you'll have to give it up.

[DX grunt]

Ok you got me?..... Apart from your flashy new windscreen I cant pick it so you'll have to give it up.

Have another really good look.

[patch697]

Now im gonna ask???? is there one or aare you just trying to get me to look at your pic some more?????

[DX grunt]

Now im gonna ask???? is there one or aare you just trying to get me to look at your pic some more?????

Sucked in!

Yes I did want you to look at my fugly bod, just one more time. lololololol

[patch697]

Sucked in! Yes I did want you to look at my fugly bod, just one more time - just for good measure. lololololol

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.............I thought as much ya bugger.....lololol

[Maxhead]

THE Bet - as promised.

http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af279/DXgrunt/THEdare001.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA,

You are braver then me Rossco, top job mate....very sexy

[Woof]

Ross mate, I am sooo tempted to put this on our Club forum but I will not........................maybe

[Finly Owner]

I noticed the Mod. You added an ugly mole to passenger side.

HaHahaa...Heheheee

[AB]

Ross mate, I am sooo tempted to put this on our Club forum but I will not........................maybe

He's got one over you now Rossco, better play your cards right mate!...lol

[Finly Owner]

it's jessica simpson in 30 years!!

yuk............................................... .

[DX grunt]

Ross mate, I am sooo tempted to put this on our Club forum but I will not........................maybe

Doggy do that and I'll never recover you again. lolololo

Let em work for it to find the photo. lololol

[DX grunt]

He's got one over you now Rossco, better play your cards right mate!...lol

And I thought it was all over. Now my stress levels are up again. lololol

[DX grunt]

Fe, Fi, fo, fum, I smell a bet, coming from someone. lolol

Come on guys, nothing serious. It's the Preliminary Final. Ya gotta at least talk about who's gunna win this coming weekend.

[DX grunt]

It's Jessica Simpson in 30 years!!

Fair go mate. That's some poor mothers' son in the pic! lolololol hahahahahaha

[AB]

Fe, Fi, fo, fum, I smell a bet, coming from someone. lolol

Come on guys, nothing serious. It's the Preliminary Final. Ya gotta at least talk about who's gunna win this coming weekend.

Ok, well I think It should be Dogman, Kris, Timbo and Tonys time to shine!

C'mon fellas, what do you think???....hehe

[Finly Owner]

saints to beat cats

[DX grunt]

Onya Finly. I was thinking of asking AB to close this thread down until footy season next year. lolol

[Finly Owner]

Footy season is not finished until the fat lady sings after the last whistle.

[Finly Owner]

saints and pies in grand final

[DX grunt]

Yes exactly Rossco. Your poor mother's son has gone off the rails!!

Somebody had to give birth to me, because I couldn't lololol

[Finly Owner]

Ok bets please:

Collingwood Magies V Geelong Cats

St Kilda Saints V Western Bulldogs

Winners go to GRAND FINAL

My picks are pies, saints and Collingwood to win GRAND FINAL

[patch697]

Ok bets please:

Collingwood Magies V Geelong Cats

St Kilda Saints V Western Bulldogs

Winners go to GRAND FINAL

My picks are pies, saints and Collingwood to win GRAND FINAL

I think you may have been right on this one all along Tim.

[Finly Owner]

yeah Iwas backing my Hawks v Pies for GF but when they fell out it was obvious to me what is laid out. If Geelong run out a lead in 1st qtr then they will win, but, if pies reign them in(which I believe they will) then they will loose.

[DX grunt]

Bump.

We've put too much effort into this thread to let it slip back into the wilderness. lolol

It's 'Legend' material and it's Preliminary Final Day. Hip, Hip, Hooray.

Any one wanna add to Finly's predictions? Forum thread bet only. lololol

[patch697]

I haven't seen anyone on here put there hand up for the Pies so I ask the question. Do the Pies have any supporters here?????

I would have expected someone to show there hand by now>>>>>

[Woof]

Go The Mighty Pies...............Collingwood forever

[Finly Owner]

I would have expected someone to show there hand by now>>>>>


I am only talking with my head that they will take cup. Personally I can't stand the hysteria they have in their supporters.

[DX grunt]

Nice pick, Tim

[AB]

yep, spot on Tim!

Going to be a good granny Pies Vs Saints.

I hate them both and like Plassy says "it makes me want to spit chunks"...lol

But my girlfriend barracks for the pies so I would hope the Saints win...lol

[DX grunt]

yep, spot on Tim!

But my girlfriend barracks for the pies so I would hope the Saints win...lol

Wanna bet? lolololololol

[DX grunt]

Let me think about that...............................
NO! :biggrin:

Pretty please?

Just kidding. I'm over betting - this footy season. lololol

[DX grunt]

Congratulations everybody - 5,000 views to Aussie rules.:bananarock: :bigthumbup: :icon_victory:

Wow. Thanks everybody for looking and contributing. I owe this thread my 'Legend' status.

I've got a few ideas for next year's bets. lol. Start off small, and work our way up..

Take care out there.

Ross
DX grunt

[AB]

Congratulations everybody - 5,000 views to Aussie rules.:bananarock: :bigthumbup: :icon_victory:

Wow. Thanks everybody for looking and contributing. I owe this thread my 'Legend' status.

I've got a few ideas for next year's bets. lol. Start off small, and work our way up..

Take care out there.

Ross
DX grunt

What evil stuff are you conjuring up now Rossco?

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/09/17.jpg

[Maxhead]

I've got a few ideas for next year's bets. lol. Start off small, and work our way up..

Take care out there.

Ross
DX grunt

This could be intereting...

[DX grunt]

Let's maybe start off at the derbys.

Crows V Port Adelaide and Dockers V Eagles. lololol

There's enough members from SA on here now to start a bit of friendly rivalry. lololol

[Finly Owner]

yep, spot on Tim!

Going to be a good granny Pies Vs Saints.

I hate them both and like Plassy says "it makes me want to spit chunks"...lol



But my girlfriend barracks for the pies so I would hope the Saints win...lol

You'll get no se*x if you keep that up mate.

[AB]

You'll get no se*x if you keep that up mate.

I don't anyway mate so theres no diffrerence what I do...haha

[Maxhead]

So what's the consensus, who's gonna win the BIG one?

[Woof]

The Mighty Dockers..........................oh sorry that's next year................this year hopefully St Kilda as I cannot stand bloody Collingwood.

[Maxhead]

Is or was Eddie Mcquire associated with Collingwood? If so then I'm going for StKilda as well

[AB]

God damn, I'm don't gamble "anymore" ..lol....but Judd was paying $26 to win last night.

If anyone had a lazy grand that would have paid out very nicely!!!

[AB]

Well the WA folks are bragging about how good their weather is but thank god that the granny this weekend is a nice "Melbournian toasty" 20 and blue skies...lol

Has anyone got anything special planned for the grand final day?

I'm just doing the usual sitting in my brothers shed with a BBQ and TV soaking up the toasty Melbourne beau...ti.....ful sunshine...haha

[DX grunt]

Can you tell me which one of them is playing in the Granny this weekend??

Oh that's right, it's a full Vic card this weekend, the way life should be! Heh heh!

Start building those crocodile tears up brother. In a couple of years it'll be called the MC what?

The curtin will have closed in a couple of years for an all Vic card weekend. Too many interstate teams for u Vics to handle.

Soak it up and suck it up while you can. lololol

[DX grunt]

I am mate, I am!!

I've only been to one grand final and that was in 2005 - Sydney v West Coast. No vics to be seen anywhere that day! Was a great game too with a 1 point win to Sydney. My mate who's a mad Eagle was shattered.

So I appreciate it a lot more these days when it's Vic v Vic in the GF. It's great but I know it's not always going to be the case.

I wasn't going to bring that up.... but now that you mention it. hahahahahahahahahah

[DX grunt]

Yeah, I actually felt a bit guilty after I hit the send button. Must be a bit of 'car lag'. Sorry bro. Done about 1,100k in the past 3 days. Driving takes a bit out of me these days. lololol

[DX grunt]

Hmmmm....OK. You're forgiven Rossco!

Jeeeezzzzz, how weak am I????? Haha!

No worries. Don't feel sorry for me, because I feel sorry for you after what I said and saying sorry. lol

[DX grunt]

Bump

Leave the computer for a few hours and you have to go back 3 or 4 pages to catch up on the goss. lol

2 sleeps till bounce down.

[AB]

Care for a sneaky little bet Rossco....lol

[DX grunt]

Care for a sneaky little bet Rossco....lol

Funny you should mention that. lol

Lets revert to the 'Cone of Silence' - PM'ing. lol

[AB]

Here we go again...lol

[DX grunt]

Dogman, where are you???

Freo Dockers are considering changing their 'Home and Away' jumpers and club song! What the!

[AB]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/09/18.jpg

[DX grunt]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2010/09/18.jpg

Give me a break, pe lease. I'm trying to be serious for once. lol. Somebody reckons the anchor is weighing them down and they're looking at another version - not happy Jannnnnnnn

[AB]

Nah fare call Rossco, I would be pissed too. Especially the theme song thats just wrong!

[DX grunt]

Nah fare call Rossco, I would be pissed too. Especially the theme song thats just wrong!

About this bet......

I've got nothing left worth showing, so how about we bet about how many clothes we can put on, not take off? lol

[AB]

thats a very good bet mate, ill be in on that, good thinking!

Do you want Pies?

[DX grunt]

thats a very good bet mate, ill be in on that, good thinking!

Do you want Pies?

That was too easy. Let me rethink. lolol

[Woof]

Hooray, if I had to see anymore of you lot getting your gear off I would have to cancel my membership on this forum and ask for my money back.:049:

[DX grunt]

Jeez Doggie.

I nearly fell of my chair with that big bright red font. LOLOL

What do u think of the Dockers considering a jumper change?

[DX grunt]

For what it's worth, I like the Freo outfit and I think they should keep it.

But the song...............well.................

If you know Fremantle, you'll understand the song. lol

Tough wharfies, luscious lattees, sea containers being loaded and unloaded, etc, etc, etc

[DX grunt]

Sorry Rossco, didn't see your reply while I was typing mine.

That's OK. Just remember to look both ways before u cross the road. lolol

[AB]

Typical Melbourne weather, now we may get showers for tomorrow...lol

[DX grunt]

Typical Melbourne weather, now we may get showers for tomorrow...lol

Time to break out the 30+ over here. lol That's why the West is best.

Snakes and Bobtails are dying on our roads - it's spring time with wildflowers coming out and
trees and plants in bloom.

[AB]

Time to break out the 30+ over here. lol That's why the West is best.

Snakes and Bobtails are dying on our roads - it's spring time with wildflowers coming out and
trees and plants in bloom.
But its 21 today Rossco, I havent heard the words 20-21 degrees melbourne for a long long time!!!...lol

[DX grunt]

But its 21 today Rossco, I havent heard the words 20-21 degrees melbourne for a long long time!!!...lol


Heat Wave !!!!! Take all the necessary precautions.

[AB]

So whats the bet for tomorrow Rossco, are we doing the how many clothes on bet...lol

Thats actually going to be a pain putting 35 t-shirts and 12 jumpers and 5 pairs of pants back in the cupboard again mate...haha