Then I said...

[Tolch]

Apologies if this one has already done the rounds.

Cheers
Tolch

[rusty_nail]

shoudl throw that up in the meme thread mate!

[MudRunnerTD]

My brother in law is a real wanker. When I first bought my patrol I went to his place and standing in his driveway next to his 2x4 cab chassis alloy tray triton he said" yeah my ute will go anywhere you want to go"

And then I said!


"Yeah mate, right up until I use that little gear leaver there. Then you stop and I wave goodbye"

D1ckhead!

[4bye4]

My son rang me one day and said his new Holden 4x4 work uste was very hard to steer and was making a noise in the front end.
And then I said!
Have you put it in four wheel drive? Whispered "yea thanks" and hung up.

[MudRunnerTD]

I met this bloke and he was telling me how much better his 80series was than my Patrol....

Then I Said......


Get A Black One Up Ya! Idiot.

[Rossco]

I met this bloke and he was telling me how much better his 80series was than my Patrol....

Then I Said......


Get A Black One Up Ya! Idiot.
How much better at exploding front diffs!!! Bwahahaha. . . .

[Hodge]

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