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AB
26th June 2015, 07:07 PM
I don't know what bug I have caught but I haven't experienced pain in my Adam's apple like this before.

Literally feels like someone has punched me very hard in the neck!

Johnathan!!!!????!!!!

AB
26th June 2015, 07:08 PM
I'm a big fan of suck it up princess attitude but this is messed up pain!

nissannewby
26th June 2015, 07:20 PM
Still smoking?

AB
26th June 2015, 07:28 PM
Still smoking? Yep!!!! :(

Dhuck
26th June 2015, 07:32 PM
a spoon full of cement makes a boy into a man

Sir Roofy
26th June 2015, 07:33 PM
Stop smoking drink some moonshine and get a flue shot

AB
26th June 2015, 07:40 PM
a spoon full of cement makes a boy into a man I wish you felt my pain old mate! It's actually getting better after a few beers now...lol

Bob
26th June 2015, 07:53 PM
Stop smoking drink some moonshine and get a flue shot

and stop being such a sook LMAO

Dhuck
26th June 2015, 07:53 PM
I wish you felt my pain old mate! It's actually getting better after a few beers now...lol

I reckon it was from my end lol. Had a few JD meds for you and went down a treat.

the evil twin
26th June 2015, 08:09 PM
I saw a Doco years ago about something similar... had heaps of specialist Dr's in it
Osopheagusitis something... no... Deep windpipe... no... uuuummm... hang on... Deep Throat, yeah that was the name of it, Deep Throat.
Was a bit full on but I s'pose we only learn about medical issues if they give us the raw details

Be careful AB, from memory a severe outbreak of ball rash on the chin is a known side effect

AB
26th June 2015, 08:14 PM
Tip for anyone, do not Google your symptoms!

According to the results from google I do not have long to live!!!

Anyways, I'm booked in for mr winch man tomorrow, I will be fine tomorrow, I will be fine!!!

Winnie
26th June 2015, 08:15 PM
Haha you idiot... I have just collected all my winch bits so tomorrow I will strip it down and give it a bit of a clean.

Bush Ranger
26th June 2015, 08:18 PM
Try gargling some vadgerine, I mean Listerine to see if that kills the bugs and or keeps them at bay.

jack
26th June 2015, 08:27 PM
oh you poor boy

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TPC
26th June 2015, 08:33 PM
I saw a Doco years ago about something similar... had heaps of specialist Dr's in it
Osopheagusitis something... no... Deep windpipe... no... uuuummm... hang on... Deep Throat, yeah that was the name of it, Deep Throat.
Was a bit full on but I s'pose we only learn about medical issues if they give us the raw details

Be careful AB, from memory a severe outbreak of ball rash on the chin is a known side effect

Ha Ha Ha
AB's new nickname will have to be Deep Throat.

Bloodyaussie
26th June 2015, 09:31 PM
If i punched you in the neck princess you wouldn't be posting about it.....lol

AB
26th June 2015, 09:37 PM
If i punched you in the neck princess you wouldn't be posting about it.....lol ooow tough guy!

Took you a long time to think that up buttercup ;)

Bloodyaussie
26th June 2015, 09:48 PM
Nup came to me straight away... been out to dinner.

Oh and stay well away from doctor Google... that shit will f%÷k with your head.

lucus30
27th June 2015, 12:26 AM
Sucking too many......









Beers I guess ha ha

Bloodyaussie
27th June 2015, 10:38 AM
OH one other thing princess..... It's Jonathan... not Johnathan ya nob !!!!!

threedogs
27th June 2015, 11:32 AM
Quick diagnostics of your Symptoms, I see heaps of doctors,lol
IMHO you have what I would call rusty eppiglottis syndrome, R.E.S
this will occur if left un lubricated for a period of time,
Remedy buy a bottle of wine remove cork and up end till finished,
if symtoms persist repeat the first step again, Enjoy

Bloodyaussie
27th June 2015, 12:20 PM
Quick diagnostics of your Symptoms, I see heaps of doctors,lol
IMHO you have what I would call rusty eppiglottis syndrome, R.E.S
this will occur if left un lubricated for a period of time,
Remedy buy a bottle of wine remove cork and up end till finished,
if symtoms persist repeat the first step again, Enjoy

Oh F$#K its doctor Kildare.... run for your lives !!!!

threedogs
27th June 2015, 12:24 PM
Older than that try Ben Casey

Maxhead
27th June 2015, 03:31 PM
Sook!!!! Did someone mention moonshine?? Lol





..........on the move

AB
27th June 2015, 03:33 PM
Sook!!!! Did someone mention moonshine?? Lol ..........on the move I'm on it and feel fantastic!!! ;)