A Blonde, Car and Matress - No Joke!

[AB]

A Blonde ran over a mattress on the highway,
and decided not to worry -- and kept on driving.

The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough
to tear a hole in the fuel tank.

The Subsequent Lack Of Fuel Is What Finally
Brought Her Vehicle To Its Knees.

She Had Still Managed To Drive 30 More Miles
With A 60-Pound Tangle of Stuff Wrapped Around Her Drive shaft.

She Had it Towed To Her Dealership And Complained
That The Vehicle Had A "Sort Of Shimmy"
When She Was Driving At High Speeds.


Below Are The Photos Of What They
Found At Her Dealership....................

The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.

"Sort Of A Shimmy" -- I'll Bet It Did!

[growler2058]

That's alright isn't it?

[Aquarian51]

Unreal. Imagine trying to cut all that lot off!

[trollman]

fk yeah; seen that happen on the beach; a dude reversing up the beach run over a half buried mattress.

he went forward; still stuck, reversed back, then couldn't go forward.

I tried to help but the shitty pliers i had were no match for the wire springs wrapped around the driveshaft.

He pulled out the esky, we drank beer. He called a mate who was too drunk to drive, so he got his misses to drive the road section he took over at the beach section. when he saw the mess, he grabbed a beer. then called a couple of mates to bring down a generator and grinder and a gas axe.

took about 4hrs on the beach to untangle the mess.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x213/krustytheklown/26042009001.jpg

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x213/krustytheklown/26042009.jpg

sorry; shitty images; shitty camera.

p.s Do Not Run Over a Mattress.

EDIT, the photos make more sense if you tilt your head to the left.
Tony

[Maxhead]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH Ah.
Bloody unreal

[AB]

I couldn't imagine anything worse then untaggling that mess...lol

[MQ MAD]

So HHHMMM,
Lets run over a pedestrian ,or a dude on a pushy

[big_fletch]

HAHA thats gold, i wouldnt try to untangle that AB, i would be straight under there with a angle grinder lol

[Finly Owner]

AB your original post here is flawed, as I happen to know the original version of this story, had the mechanics(in light blue shirts) showing the owner (maroon shirt) why he had a bad vibration. He replied I ran over a mattress on the highway "x" amount of days ago.

Tim

[Finly Owner]

Hmmm, who's internet theory is correct? lolThe original is about three years old.

[MQ MAD]

Definately qualifies for
"The idiot of the year reward"

[Black Rock]

This will keep me smiling all day long :smileyvault-cute-bi