Can I talk sh1t to......

[fracster]

Get to a thousand posts?

Can`t add anything about the car, works bloody great since I put the old Y60 engine in. Don`t do any mods as it has what I need and it gets me where I need to go.

Suppose I could rip the piss about cricket, probably not a good idea.

So what do I do?

[rusty_nail]

Get to a thousand posts?

Can`t add anything about the car, works bloody great since I put the old Y60 engine in. Don`t do any mods as it has what I need and it gets me where I need to go.

Suppose I could rip the piss about cricket, probably not a good idea.

So what do I do?

hahahaha of course you can talk shit mate, but honestly? why do you really want to get more posts? lol, it just shows that you have nothing better to do with your time like growlers and threedogs... haha

[Bob]

You could always post up some updates on what the Royal family are up to. LOL

[TPC]

I noticed your guys beat the Aussie Prime Ministers 11 in the cricket, but that only proves that Abbot is a moron who does not know how to pick a cricket side. :)

[fracster]

I was thinking about Clunks level of drivel to be honest.......:biggrin:
hahahaha of course you can talk shit mate, but honestly? why do you really want to get more posts? lol, it just shows that you have nothing better to do with your time like growlers and threedogs... haha

[Cuppa]

Photos of the crap pommie weather so we can commiserate/take the mick?

Try your hand at non essential car maintenance so you can have something go wrong to whinge about.

Nah..... only thing to do is to get yourself & cameras onto a plane & nick down under for a bit of a tour so you can show all the armchair aussie’s their country!

[Bloodyaussie]

Being you are not far from my family you could pop in and see how they all are they report back here...... it would probably involve spending all your time at the pub.

[rusty_nail]

Photos of the crap pommie weather so we can commiserate/take the mick?

Try your hand at non essential car maintenance so you can have something go wrong to whinge about.

Nah..... only thing to do is to get yourself & cameras onto a plane & nick down under for a bit of a tour so you can show all the armchair aussie’s their country!

i agree cuppa! why arent you coming to the meet at nissheads fracster??? that would give you somthing to talk about for the next 12 months at least! you could even experience your first Australia day! us celebrating you sending the lucky ones over here!

[jack]

I was thinking about Clunks level of drivel to be honest.......:biggrin:
Nah, not possible to get to that level.
There's a level AND then there's Clunks.

[threedogs]

you regret now that your fore folks never stole a loaf of bread hey lol

[rusty_nail]

i cant believe clunk hasnt tainted this thread with his brush yet!

[threedogs]

10,,9,,,8,,7,,,6,,5,,,4,,,3,,,2,, lol

[mudnut]

You're a Pom, so when don't youse talk Shite?

[rusty_nail]

10,,9,,,8,,7,,,6,,5,,,4,,,3,,,2,, lol

i cant believe you havent reached 20000 posts yet TD lol, with dribble like that i would have thought you get there ages ago!

[threedogs]

some of my best work but Clunk let me down, could of been the
"post of the century" lol

[93patrol]

Still too early for clunk. He's probably just rolled over in Bed and farted. We are 3 hour behind you lot but 8 in front of fracster.


Hey frac. Post in the 3 word game thread to get your posts up haha

[mudski]

You could always post up some updates on what the Royal family are up to. LOL

And bore the shite out of us.

[TimE]

Discuss

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[MEGOMONSTER]

You could just get a pair of these


53944

You'll get a thousand posts just using the photo. Lol

[MEGOMONSTER]

Then you can do stuff like this

[jack]

Or this pic of Megos bedroom

[jack]

Actually tell how much you'd love to live here..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMdbVHPmCW0 (turn up the volume)

[threedogs]

If Mego can break a couch just "sitting" on it
I'm sure he could destroy that bed just "lying" in it lol

[megatexture]

Get to a thousand posts?

Can`t add anything about the car, works bloody great since I put the old Y60 engine in. Don`t do any mods as it has what I need and it gets me where I need to go.

Suppose I could rip the piss about cricket, probably not a good idea.

So what do I do?

Get in your car and go for a drive but first you need to invite everyone and call it a national meet up. They are all the craze ATM.

Also buy one of these silly selfie sticks as without pics it didn't happen!

[Clunk]

I was thinking about Clunks level of drivel to be honest.......:biggrin:

Ade, you would never be able to reach my heights of drivel. It's something that just comes naturally and unfortunately northerners are not exactly known for their quick thinking ;)

[Clunk]

some of my best work but Clunk let me down, could of been the
"post of the century" lol

I saw it but was quite happy to wait and make you look silly ;)

[Clunk]

Still too early for clunk. He's probably just rolled over in Bed and farted. We are 3 hour behind you lot but 8 in front of fracster.


Hey frac. Post in the 3 word game thread to get your posts up haha

Actually I farted then rolled over...... couldn't deal with the smell

[mudnut]

Hows the weather, where you are, fracster. I saw a report that Thunder Snow, causing havoc on the roads has been reported.

[taslucas]

Hey fracster, get threedogs to show you how to post a link and with that added to random news stories, you'll have 1000 posts in no time! Oh also, just answer every thread

[megatexture]

Hey fracster, get threedogs to show you how to post a link and with that added to random news stories, you'll have 1000 posts in no time! Oh also, just answer every thread

Don't forget to buy a Trojan battery with a water kit and tell every one about it lol

[04OFF]

Do what your good at frackie ole chap, post up some more pics for us all :wink:

[Clunk]

talking of Trojans...... stick one of these on your head, blow them up and take a couple of selfies

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2015/01/10.jpg

[megatexture]

Threedogs is out posing you in your own dribbling thread lol

[MEGOMONSTER]

What, starts this thread to make his thousand and just stopped posting. Really.

[TimE]

Chuck has something to say about this thread ;)

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[Clunk]

What starts this thread to make his thousand and just stopped posting. Really.

Told ya mate, northerners are slow. Will probably take a couple of days to think of something witty to post

[MEGOMONSTER]

Or the snow storm caved his roof in, and were bagging him. Lol
Let's hope not.
Maybe nodded off after his milk and cookies.

[93patrol]

More like he's got in touch with johnathons family and is stuck at the pub with them lot trying to get out of buying his round.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Even grandma's getting in on this

[MEGOMONSTER]

Xhibit, would like to say a word.

[threedogs]

@ Fracster want to talk cricket its 4/40 in the ODI ATM ,
Sorry that should read you are 4 out for 40,, come on man at least send a team lol

[mudnut]

Actually tell how much you'd love to live here..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMdbVHPmCW0 (turn up the volume)

That was gold, AF.

[fracster]

Jesus, just catching up with the cricket, same old story there.

Thinking about buying some chrome spinners for the patrol and a JAMF amp for the back. Bling it up a bit.

[TPC]

Jesus, just catching up with the cricket, same old story there.

Thinking about buying some chrome spinners for the patrol and a JAMF amp for the back. Bling it up a bit.
Are you going to lower it too?

[fracster]

Ade, you would never be able to reach my heights of drivel. It's something that just comes naturally and unfortunately northerners are not exactly known for their quick thinking ;)That is not entirely true mate, we just don`t spout drivel as much as the fairies that live down south............:smile:

[fracster]

Are you going to lower it too?I think it is called "slamming" it. Making your car look like it has had a very large weight left on it, that would be perfect for certain members who never take their cars off the tarmac......:)

[kevin07]

Get to a thousand posts?

Can`t add anything about the car, works bloody great since I put the old Y60 engine in. Don`t do any mods as it has what I need and it gets me where I need to go.

Suppose I could rip the piss about cricket, probably not a good idea.

So what do I do?
ade I think rippin the piss about the cricket is a very good idea you could comment on all the pommy bashing we will do you will pass a thousand in a few minutes.

[kevin07]

like we could start with lucky you had the Irishman in your team we would have whipped you lot in 10 overs

[lucus30]

Sure why not. Just like a manual hit and run member

[93patrol]

Next Fracster will be dressed like Ali G. Aiiiiight

[fracster]

like we could start with lucky you had the Irishman in your team we would have whipped you lot in 10 overs
Kepler Wessel, end of. Plus, how any non Aussies play rugby for you?

[threedogs]

Kepler Wessel, end of. Plus, how any non Aussies play rugby for you?

Good point you need to be an Islander to receive a jumper thats for sure.

[TPC]

Kepler Wessel, end of. Plus, how any non Aussies play rugby for you?
Whats rugby? don't have that in SA.
We did have Kepler Wessel but I seem to remember England had 4 South Africans in the same English side and have had many over the years.

[Bob]

Comon Fracster you not really trying. Only 9 more Posts and you are there

[BigRAWesty]

Comon Fracster you not really trying. Only 9 more Posts and you are there

Yea he's not really getting the whole point of his own thread hey

[fracster]

Do you guys pour scorn on each other like we do? Though deep down we are all poms.

Us northerners think southerners are loud mouth pooftas and them down south think we are northern monkeys. Is it similar in Aus? Or are you all whingers.

[Bob]

Do you guys pour scorn on each other like we do? Though deep down we are all poms.

Us northerners think southerners are loud mouth pooftas and them down south think we are northern monkeys. Is it similar in Aus? Or are you all whingers.

Now that is better. Talk a bit more Shite like that and you will soon get to 1000.

[Bloodyaussie]

Do you guys pour scorn on each other like we do? Though deep down we are all poms.

Us northerners think southerners are loud mouth pooftas and them down south think we are northern monkeys. Is it similar in Aus? Or are you all whingers.

Yes exactly the same... ha ha ha

[Ben-e-boy]

Actually tell how much you'd love to live here..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMdbVHPmCW0 (turn up the volume)

I prefer this one :D

http://youtu.be/oVKngijexnw

[Ben-e-boy]

54020..........

[threedogs]

Gold Bene Gold , think its bed time for Fracster
might have to hit the big 1000 tomorrow

[TPC]

Do you guys pour scorn on each other like we do? Though deep down we are all poms.

Us northerners think southerners are loud mouth pooftas and them down south think we are northern monkeys. Is it similar in Aus? Or are you all whingers.

In Aus we all equally think Victorians are w@nkers.

[threedogs]

In Aus we all equally think Victorians are w@nkers.

Mexican at least get the term right lol

[TPC]

Mexican at least get the term right lol

I was told only NSW and QLD can call you Mexicans as you are down south of them, we call you w@nkers or a$$holes for stealing our Grand Prix.

I went to all the Adelaide GP's and have never gone to a Melbourne GP but have decided to end my boycott and have my tickets for this year, the boycott was only hurting myself as I love motor racing.:icon_bonk:

[threedogs]

that hurts lol you can have the grand prix IMO, we have Phillip island just 1 1/2hrs away
Found when in the Territory they call Vics Mexicans as well, I always say Im from Darwin ha ha

[93patrol]

And the west coast might as well be a whole other country because it's so far away from everything and any famous band that come to oz forget that we are here. Haha.

[BigRAWesty]

that hurts lol you can have the grand prix IMO, we have Phillip island just 1 1/2hrs away
Found when in the Territory they call Vics Mexicans as well, I always say Im from Darwin ha ha

Meh. We have the best endurance race in Australia.

[taslucas]

But everyone loves Tasmanians cause we the bestest

[threedogs]

But everyone loves Tasmanians cause we the bestest

you have some of the best country Australia has on offer

[Ben-e-boy]

Mexican at least get the term right lol

Mexican are NSW they are south of the border.

Victorians are further south like this country

http://youtu.be/O2ioB_6Aifg

[mudnut]

In Aus we all equally think Victorians are w@nkers.

Ha haa! Got that one wrong. TPC. All the w@nkers are in Canberra.

[mudski]

In Aus we all equally think Victorians are w@nkers.

Lol. You do know that S.A people are proof that Taswegians can swim?

[mudski]

Ha haa! Got that one wrong. TPC. All the w@nkers are in Canberra.

Hey! They have all the fun there mate. Porn and fireworks. What more could you want?

[MudRunnerTD]

Mexican are NSW they are south of the border.

Victorians are further south like this country

http://youtu.be/O2ioB_6Aifg

Gold bene. Heard that Advance Australia Fare on the radio the other day. He did pretty well

[MEGOMONSTER]

All the w@nkers are in Canberra.

No, I'm still in Noosa, QLD.

[TimE]

Ha haa! Got that one wrong. TPC. All the w@nkers are in Canberra.

I resemble that remark :(

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/victoria/i-said-wacker-beleaguered-mp-denies-wanker-slur-20121023-284hg.html

[TPC]

Lol. You do know that S.A people are proof that Taswegians can swim?

You do know that nobody has swum between SA and Tas but people have swum Bass Strait.
Taswegians are good at long distance swimming as one head can be turned to the side for breathing while the other head is looking forward.

[taslucas]

Good for lots of fun things!

[mudski]

Good for lots of fun things!

Haha! Eating a pie and downing a pint at the same time?