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Agronaught
29th December 2014, 10:25 PM
Well after a crap year of multiple illnesses and other problems, I'm not going through it again. In my case a couple of resolutions I've already started on.

What's on your plans to improve your life/situation/health?

I've set the following goals:

Lose 30kg over the year. I really need to lose more but I think that's an achievable goal.

Buy a house/property. It's been 10 years since I lost everything in a divorce, I'm finally in a good place to take that next step.

Spend more quality time with my boys, they are growing up fast.

Get out on the tracks more often. I love the bush, I need to get out there more.

All doable.

AB
30th December 2014, 05:32 AM
Get on top of finance, less work and get out camping more!l

The above sentence doesn't make sense though.

Maxhead
30th December 2014, 05:59 AM
To retire out the scrub and live like a hillbilly:)

Bloodyaussie
30th December 2014, 07:20 AM
To make my life better than it has been and find a new direction ...

Lose weight and enjoy the outdoors more this year.

lucus30
30th December 2014, 07:26 AM
More camping, more 4wding all with less fatty bits

jay see
30th December 2014, 07:56 AM
More camping, more 4wding all with less fatty bits
X2 on the camping and wheeling.

Sir Roofy
30th December 2014, 08:43 AM
To retire out the scrub and live like a hillbilly:)
Roofy and I will join you!! Love to do that :)

TPC
30th December 2014, 09:40 AM
My new years resolution is to not drink anymore.
































But I wont drink any less either.:trink13:

4bye4
30th December 2014, 09:59 AM
Eat and drink less and exercise more - starting next month.

rusty_nail
30th December 2014, 11:13 AM
loose weight and quit smoking... how cliche right?

Stropp
30th December 2014, 12:02 PM
me well besides trying to be more grumpy than i am already (yes Daz more grumpy and miserable lol) i am selling my house and putting the business on the market and looking for a small home around Denmark down on the south coast of wa and then will be looking at doing some extended trips towing a van, the moon and stars just need to align so it will fall into place but i will be doing my best to make it happen, im over working and putting up with customers and the stress of running a small business.

Clunk
30th December 2014, 12:29 PM
my new years resolution is to not make a new years resolution

taslucas
30th December 2014, 12:48 PM
my new years resolution is to not make a new years resolution

*Mind blown!

Clunk
30th December 2014, 12:56 PM
*Mind blown!
yeah deep hey

93patrol
30th December 2014, 12:56 PM
To annoy the crap out of you guy with pajero photos

Agronaught
30th December 2014, 01:04 PM
To annoy the crap out of you guy with pajero photos

Just for the record, washing one doesn't count as 'offroading'...

rusty_nail
30th December 2014, 01:08 PM
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threedogs
30th December 2014, 01:40 PM
Well after a crap year of multiple illnesses and other problems, I'm not going through it again. In my case a couple of resolutions I've already started on.

What's on your plans to improve your life/situation/health?

I've set the following goals:

Lose 30kg over the year. I really need to lose more but I think that's an achievable goal.

Buy a house/property. It's been 10 years since I lost everything in a divorce, I'm finally in a good place to take that next step.

Spend more quality time with my boys, they are growing up fast.

Get out on the tracks more often. I love the bush, I need to get out there more.

All doable.

Goodluck with the 30kg weight loss my youngest son lost 45kg in about a year, just doing skipping sit ups now he's at 90kg
and a weapon no more fat boy jokes which hurt and being a parent I could see him hurting,.
As for the weapon part he took up MMA boxing, won his first fight in November good he's not in that Vladimir Glichgo weight division
but at 6.4" he can now hold his own.
For my self I hope to get rid of this back pain if having another Op is required so be it.
All the best to everyone on the forum for 2015.

Gary Vansleve
30th December 2014, 02:49 PM
Takin a year off work to do some travelin arround the country in my delicious off road van and nifty patrol ute. Oh I forgot it's goin to happen already been approved for leave for me and the missus.

Just thought I would post up to brag ha ha .

Crate
30th December 2014, 03:01 PM
Seems I am not the only one keen to get out camping/4x4ing more in 2015, also I am making it a resolution to not buy from the big chains where possible (woolies/coles in particular) and spending my money with the little local guys.

Also on a slightly different note, a 2014 resolution of mine was to get healthier and fitter so I am now eating paleo, haven't had a alcoholic drink since May and I am lighter at 27 than I have ever been since about year 9. For those thinking about a healthy change with weight loss to boot look at binning the processed foods and sugars and moving to paleo/wholefood diet, its not easy at the start but very worthwhile.

So in 2015 bring on more of the same plus perhaps a bit more vertical leap so I can start dunking at basketball :-P

threedogs
30th December 2014, 03:31 PM
loose weight and quit smoking... how cliche right?

Not going to harp on it but go to your doctor get some Champix tablets.
I smoked over 60 a day, more if I go camping with drinking and such.
Havent had a durry now for 3 years plus dont even think of them.
Mate if I can give up anyone can here to help, your body will thank you too.
Get onto those "E" smokes while you are quitting.
After quitting my weight stayed the same 83kg, been like that for years
and 183cm tall

Woof
30th December 2014, 05:04 PM
To retire and live in the scrub permanently like I have been for the last 3.5 months as I cruise around our country

mudnut
30th December 2014, 06:39 PM
To stop eating treats (GF free biscuits and Kalamata olives), and to put the money saved towards a good off road camper.

Have a great New Everyone!! Cheers MN

Ben-e-boy
30th December 2014, 07:09 PM
300 rwhp td42.

Stropp
30th December 2014, 07:17 PM
300 rwhp td42.

thats what im talking about :)

Patrol-Guy
30th December 2014, 07:20 PM
I will think of a password other than "password" or "hello"

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be more imaginative.

I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....

I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).

I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"

I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).

I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.

Start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

Remember to brush teeth with bristly end of toothbrush.

Don't eat medicine just because it looks like candy.

Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.

I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

I will not wet the bed and blame it on my younger brother.

I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven't cleaned it more than once in the last year.

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".

Never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.

Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head.

Gain weight, at least 40 pounds. Didn't your mom always say you were bit skinny.

Cut down on exercise. Too much is bad for your health, it can even kill you.

Watch more TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.

Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in the past year, get your own back on them in the next year!

Drink more. Wasn't it Benjamin Franklin who said, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.

Eat more nice things like candy, Big Macs, popcorn and ice cream. Eat less crap like fresh fruit, vegetables and soy nuts.

Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy or girl.

Play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for you and improve your visual skills. But you always knew that.

Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.

I will drink less beer, last year I drank enough beer to have kept the Titanic afloat.

I will spend less money on buying useless stuff like this new DVD Rewinder I had ordered for christmas.

I will drive more carefully, people are starting to notice the dozens of dents in my car.

I will treat my girlfriend better, I won't make her carry all the groceries the next time we go to the market.

I promise to be nice to my dog. I won't starve him to death more than 10 times.... in a month.

I will no longer interfere in a game.

I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I will never again eat a jack fruit before going to a public function.

I resolve to hold my breath and pull in my paunch when I cross my young secretary.

I will stop saying," Ooh, that feels nice" whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.

I resolve not to see any serial or movie in which any dead character is brought alive.

I resolve not to call any phone number of any TV contest as they are always kept off the hook.

I resolve not to swim in any swimming pool without water.

I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.

My New Year resolution is: 1024 by 968 pixels!

Learn what the hell "resolution" means.

I promise to stick to these resolutions for more than a week (even though I never do).

rusty_nail
30th December 2014, 07:33 PM
Not going to harp on it but go to your doctor get some Champix tablets.
I smoked over 60 a day, more if I go camping with drinking and such.
Havent had a durry now for 3 years plus dont even think of them.
Mate if I can give up anyone can here to help, your body will thank you too.
Get onto those "E" smokes while you are quitting.
After quitting my weight stayed the same 83kg, been like that for years
and 183cm tall

I can't take Champix, I'm on warfarin and nexium and they don't work with champix

Oh and I have an ecigarette I'm working on that lol

mudski
30th December 2014, 07:35 PM
300 rwhp td42.

Lol. I would be happy with just a TD42.

Work less and more play!

Avo
30th December 2014, 08:05 PM
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Stropp
30th December 2014, 09:05 PM
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That's a frog not a possum :)

Gary Vansleve
30th December 2014, 09:22 PM
300 rwhp td42.

Shiat makes my 146 shetland ponies look a bit lame

SonOf
30th December 2014, 10:50 PM
Get the farm under control so I am not always playing catch up

Go fishing more & learn to cast a fly without fear of ending up with a new ear ring.

Get out hunting for deer instead of thinking about it.

Stay in touch with friends more regular