Simple truths

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1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
3. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk.

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5.Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment

I read this somewhere but I can't remember where...