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PMC
31st January 2014, 08:37 PM
G'day lounge lizards,

"Farkk, the world needs an enema!"

Well folks, i thought if Threedogs can post up bull-shite threads from time to time, lol, i thought i would do the same!

PS, over the years, I have been violated on numerous occasions by having an warm enema up the "gazzots" (Arse,to you trendsetters!) lol. They way the world is travelling, i personally think that the world needs an enema! lol

Kind Regards,

RLI
:devilred:

MudRunnerTD
31st January 2014, 08:39 PM
And g'day to you there mate! You sound like your on the improve!!

PMC
31st January 2014, 08:42 PM
And g'day to you there mate! You sound like your on the improve!!

G'evening Darren,

I have sampled a little beer or two tonight mate! lol

PS, how did you go with your decks that your were working on, before i rudely interrupted your craftsmanship? lol

Regards,

RLI

MudRunnerTD
31st January 2014, 08:44 PM
G'evening Darren,

I have sampled a little beer or two tonight mate! lol

PS, how did you go with your decks that your were working on, before i rudely interrupted your craftsmanship? lol

Regards,

RLI

Mate I installed them last weekend and they look a Million bux!

AB
31st January 2014, 08:44 PM
Enemas are fun!!!...lol

The problem with having an enema is the reason why your having it in the first place!!!

Cleanse the rectum for an inspection!!!

I once had a water balloon shoved up my ass which was then pumped with water to test my nerves and guess what???

That was released very quickly old mate.


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AB
31st January 2014, 08:46 PM
Mate I installed them last weekend and they look a Million bux!

Did the job go smoothly mr Darren? Be honest...I know things...lol


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PMC
31st January 2014, 08:47 PM
Enemas are fun!!!...lol

The problem with having an enema is the reason why your having it in the first place!!!

Cleanse the rectum for an inspection!!!

I once had a water balloon shoved up my ass which was then pumped with water to test my nerves and guess what???

That was released very quickly old mate.


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G' evening AB,

He we must be Bros. lol

PS, what am i wearing on the GQ float boss?

Regards,

RLI

MudRunnerTD
31st January 2014, 08:48 PM
Did the job go smoothly mr Darren? Be honest...I know things...lol


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Shhhhhhhh! Yeah piece a cake mate!! Nah I sorted out the trouble with the clear coat and came up great. :p

TPC
31st January 2014, 08:50 PM
G' evening AB,

He we must be Bros. lol


Regards,

RLI
WTF does that mean?
You must be drunk.

AB
31st January 2014, 08:50 PM
G' evening AB,

He we must be Bros. lol

PS, what am i wearing on the GQ float boss?

Regards,

RLI

You've drawn the short straw unfortunately old mate...lol




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jack
31st January 2014, 08:53 PM
G'day lounge lizards,

"Farkk, the world needs an enema!"

Well folks, i thought if Threedogs can post up bull-shite threads from time to time, lol, i thought i would do the same!
:devilred:

Hahaha. What do you mean from time to time? Never seen anyone start some many threads or comment on so many threads in my life. I've given up checking the 'what's new' button.:smileyvault-cute-bi

jack
31st January 2014, 08:56 PM
And guys to much detail on the enemas. Two replies in one post I may get to 1000 after all.

Drewboyaus
31st January 2014, 08:56 PM
PS, what am i wearing on the GQ float boss?

Regards,

RLI

Ummmmm.......a water balloon up the date??

AB
31st January 2014, 08:59 PM
Ummmmm.......a water balloon up the date??

Yeah me and Paul are bros...lol

I actually had half my colon chopped out with a disease im not even going to try and spell and cannot be bothered googling for the spelling...lol




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PMC
31st January 2014, 09:10 PM
You've drawn the short straw unfortunately old mate...lol




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Gees AB,

Not the short straw again, that's the tenth time i have drawn that bloody straw.lol

PS, as long has TPC is on the same float, i will be happy. lol

Regards,

RLI

megatexture
31st January 2014, 09:11 PM
So that's why you run about with only tights on lmao

PMC
31st January 2014, 09:14 PM
So that's why you run about with only tights on lmao

Has Threedogs would say, "you can be so cruel, however, i really like you!"lol

Regards,

AB

TPC
31st January 2014, 09:15 PM
Gees AB,

Not the short straw again, that's the tenth time i have drawn that bloody straw.lol

PS, as long has TPC is on the same float, i will be happy. lol

Regards,

RLI

I am only going on if I can pick my own costume, I am way too fat for a mankini but would be happy in black leather.

PMC
31st January 2014, 09:19 PM
I am only going on if I can pick my own costume, I am way too fat for a mankini but would be happy in black leather.

G'evening mate,

I cannot wait to see MudRunner and Winnie in those Borat mankini's lol

PS, the thought is frightening. lol

Regards,

RLI

jack
31st January 2014, 09:23 PM
I'm almost afraid to read the next post. I need to start taking meds to block out the image in my mind.

PMC
31st January 2014, 09:27 PM
I'm almost afraid to read the next post. I need to start taking meds to block out the image in my mind.

G'day mate,

Then again, you can have this image of Threedogs singing his famous song! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ

Regards,

RLI

AB
31st January 2014, 09:27 PM
I'm almost afraid to read the next post. I need to start taking meds to block out the image in my mind.

So what's your outfit?


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TPC
31st January 2014, 09:27 PM
G'evening mate,

I cannot wait to see MudRunner and Winnie in those Borat mankini's lol

PS, the thought is frightening. lol

Regards,

RLI
I heard AB was making them for the event, even saw the sample.

gaddy
31st January 2014, 09:29 PM
........ ..........40031

PMC
31st January 2014, 09:32 PM
G'day mate,

Then again, you can have this image of Threedogs singing his famous song! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqttbRlJUQ

Regards,

RLI

Bump

Kind regards,

AB

AB
31st January 2014, 09:33 PM
Bump

Kind regards,

AB

I have no sound on my phone...lol




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jack
31st January 2014, 09:39 PM
So what's your outfit?

Probably something from Walmart

Edit: AB ring RLI he's always singing it.

megatexture
31st January 2014, 09:42 PM
Bump

Kind regards,

AB

That's made my day lmao

megatexture
31st January 2014, 09:45 PM
I heard AB was making them for the event, even saw the sample.

This is the last time I'm trying on these outfits ! You promised me it wouldn't be pubic till the big day ! And I don't understand why ab had to take so many photos of it either !?!??

AB
31st January 2014, 09:48 PM
You promised me it wouldn't be pubic till the big day

What the?.....lol

megatexture
31st January 2014, 09:51 PM
Lmfao on the float

Stropp
31st January 2014, 10:38 PM
And you lot are worried about our WA possum hugs, you lot are into the "float" in the mardi gra with mankinis and water balloons? We are the ones that are worried I can tell you.

Wine_maker
1st February 2014, 12:05 AM
Agree!

40045

mudnut
1st February 2014, 01:24 AM
Good to see you are feeling good enough to post BS. What's all this about costumes? Tell the truth... you will be dressed to look like Butch.

PMC
1st February 2014, 11:07 AM
Good to see you are feeling good enough to post BS. What's all this about costumes? Tell the truth... you will be dressed to look like Butch.

G'day mate,

With you wearing your Borat mankini and Butch wearing her uniform, you two will look great on that GQ float as well. lol

PS, then again you could help Threedogs singing his famous song on the float! lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=YIqttbRlJUQ

Regards,

RLI

macca
1st February 2014, 05:44 PM
Seems like you have brightened up a bit Paul, real good to see.
As for the "outfits" probably better to remain unseen :thumbup:

PMC
1st February 2014, 08:39 PM
Seems like you have brightened up a bit Paul, real good to see.
As for the "outfits" probably better to remain unseen :thumbup:

G'evening mate,

First time i had a drink last night to celebrate being a human being again. lol

PS, i hope i did not make a dick of myself. lol

Regards,

RLI

trekster
1st February 2014, 08:50 PM
PS, i hope i did not make a dick of myself. lol

Trust me when I say you do not need to drink to achieve that :p


Cheers,
Eric.

PMC
1st February 2014, 09:09 PM
Trust me when I say you do not need to drink to achieve that :p


Cheers,
Eric.

I was going to give you that light bar!

Regards,

RLI

the evil twin
1st February 2014, 09:57 PM
Enemas are fun!!!...lol

The problem with having an enema is the reason why your having it in the first place!!!

Cleanse the rectum for an inspection!!!

I once had a water balloon shoved up my ass which was then pumped with water to test my nerves and guess what???

That was released very quickly old mate.


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I started reading the thread and got as far as this post... and quickly realised that you guys have lifted the bar WAAAAAAY past my experiences as a World Class Faggot Racer.

I'll bow out and leave you mob too it

AB
2nd February 2014, 08:18 AM
I started reading the thread and got as far as this post... and quickly realised that you guys have lifted the bar WAAAAAAY past my experiences as a World Class Faggot Racer.

I'll bow out and leave you mob too it

I need to stop coming on here after a few drinks...lol

It might be time to start a forum sponsors forum to keep this stuff out of the main forum me thinks.

Winnie
2nd February 2014, 08:28 AM
I need to stop coming on here after a few drinks...lol

It might be time to start a forum sponsors forum to keep this stuff out of the main forum me thinks.

We do, it's Facebook hahaha