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NP99
1st January 2014, 04:13 AM
A court has rejected a 60-year-old man's attempt to invoke the ancient right to trial by combat, rather than pay a £25 fine for a minor motoring offence.

Leon Humphreys remained adamant yesterday that his right to fight a champion nominated by the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency (DVLA) was still valid under European human rights legislation. He said it would have been a "reasonable" way to settle the matter.

Magistrates sitting at Bury St Edmunds on Friday had disagreed and instead of accepting his offer to take on a clerk from Swansea with "samurai swords, Ghurka knives or heavy hammers", fined him £200 with £100 costs.

Humphreys, an unemployed mechanic, was taken to court after refusing to pay the original £25 fixed penalty for failing to notify the DVLA that his Suzuki motorcycle was off the road.
After entering a not guilty plea, he threw down his unconventional challenge. Humphreys, from Bury St Edmunds, said: "I was willing to fight a champion put up by the DVLA, but it would have been a fight to the death."

Irish
1st January 2014, 10:05 AM
I would have offered to fight to the pain if I was him, much more reasonable.

the evil twin
1st January 2014, 12:40 PM
... be just my luck for the local MMA champ to have a part time job at the DMV if I tried that

MudRunnerTD
1st January 2014, 12:50 PM
These look bloody glued up! Only place open today ya gotta deal with it then ispose
38623

Wrong thread ya wally!

threedogs
1st January 2014, 12:50 PM
"Aussie Joe" might work part time at VIC roads

the evil twin
1st January 2014, 12:53 PM
Wrong thread ya wally!

Thank #$&# for that, I thought that was the aftermath of Growlers last speeding fine.

I was just about to cross South Australia off my places to visit... permanently

growler2058
1st January 2014, 01:03 PM
Wrong thread ya wally!


Phukn Motor CRAP