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Bloodyaussie
25th December 2013, 10:57 AM
I want to start drinking but know I will be a mess if I dont eat... who gets on it before 12pm and do you crash and burn!!!!!!!

Are you the embarrassing drunken uncle...??

Or should I go back to polishing the wifes new car...

TPC
25th December 2013, 11:01 AM
I want to start drinking but know I will be a mess if I dont eat... who gets on it before 12pm and do you crash and burn!!!!!!!

Are you the embarrassing drunken uncle...??

Or should I go back to polishing the wifes new car...

Your post made me look at the clock and realise its time for elevensies, thanks mate.

Maxhead
25th December 2013, 11:02 AM
Nevaaaa ;) LOL

growler2058
25th December 2013, 11:06 AM
Not like;ly tshat irsposableity.................lllllllllllllknjmv n

Winnie
25th December 2013, 11:15 AM
I want to start drinking but know I will be a mess if I dont eat... who gets on it before 12pm and do you crash and burn!!!!!!!

Are you the embarrassing drunken uncle...??

Or should I go back to polishing the wifes new car...

Mate I had one with breakfast.

Hodge
25th December 2013, 11:19 AM
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Or should I go back to polishing the wifes new car...

Get onto the grog while polishing wifes new car.
We're off to a xmas do / birthday soon. But my travellers are ready to go. Considering how much sleep I've had last night, won't take long before I'm next level messed up.
All in the spirit of holidays so why not! lol

menace 2
25th December 2013, 11:22 AM
didnt end up going to bed ...went through the night installing the UHF unit in the dash and winch switches etc ..started drinking with it about 6.00 pm....just had a jack and coke with breakfast ..WTF...think i will have my xmas day nanny nap now....so no , you would be doing alright to start now lololol

Avo
25th December 2013, 11:26 AM
yep the kids have lollies and lemonade for brekkie so I have to have something to charge up aswell....And yep I crash and burn way early but then get up and do it all again...grandpa syndrome(even though I'm only 42)I still play the Poppy card

threedogs
25th December 2013, 11:32 AM
Don't drink but when I did I went buy NZ time easier

Bloodyaussie
25th December 2013, 11:38 AM
You lot crack me up!!!!!!! started laughing from the first response on....

I ended up finishing up the polishing and now its after midday and time for a drinky!!!!

Here's looking at you kid!!!!!! cheers!!!!!

Dales300exc
25th December 2013, 12:36 PM
Had a beer at chrissy breaky with the neighbours. 8.30 am. Theres no shame haha

Yendor
25th December 2013, 01:31 PM
nope........not me :biggrin:

Alitis007
25th December 2013, 02:13 PM
Got onto the beers before lunch, helps carve the lamb off the spit easier lol

Edit: thanks cuppa :)

Cuppa
25th December 2013, 04:04 PM
Cooked brekky this morning followed by a a 5km bush walk, followed by pressie opening.
I'm not much of a drinker, but washed Christmas dinner down with a cup of tea followed by a bottle of Old Speckled Hen, followed by more food. Gonna have a lay down now before more food & a few home distilled 'Bundy's', courtesy of a mate.

NP99
25th December 2013, 05:12 PM
Drink when your thirsty.....I've been known to crack the odd stubby or two at 6 in the morning while sheeting a roof. Sometimes I don't drink for months at a time, then bundy o'clock kicks in.....

growler2058
25th December 2013, 05:35 PM
Nearly time for nanna nap

Cuppa
25th December 2013, 05:36 PM
Got onto the beers before lunch, helps carve the lamp off the spit easier lol

Clearly doesn't help the English much though. Hope you spat all the glass out before swallowing. :)

AB
25th December 2013, 05:45 PM
Nearly time for nanna nap

You can't sleep now, this when everyone leaves, couple of quiet beverages whilst watching national lampoons at 7:30...lol

NP99
25th December 2013, 05:47 PM
You can't sleep now, this when everyone leaves, couple of quiet beverages whilst watching national lampoons at 7:30...lol

That is our family movie along with the Princess Bride :)

growler2058
25th December 2013, 05:47 PM
You can't sleep now, this when everyone leaves, couple of quiet beverages whilst watching national lampoons at 7:30...lol


Coupla Reds while checking for nobs spamming the forum...................a mods work is never done

TPC
25th December 2013, 05:48 PM
Coupla Reds while checking for nobs spamming the forum...................a mods work is never done

Was it you that fixed the guy this morning?

growler2058
25th December 2013, 05:50 PM
Was it you that fixed the guy this morning?



YuP hahahahahahha :) I tried the chrissie spirit thing but he couldn't take a hint so SLAP!!! F.O.

sil3nt_dr3ams
25th December 2013, 05:52 PM
I must admit I walked past the kettle at 10am this morning straight to esky for a beer.

Alitis007
25th December 2013, 06:24 PM
Clearly doesn't help the English much though. Hope you spat all the glass out before swallowing. :)

Mate when you start the morning off with some imported grapper then stay hydrated with beer from 6am, English becomes a second language hahahaha!!

MEGOMONSTER
25th December 2013, 06:28 PM
We were in the cognac by 11 o'clock.

growler2058
25th December 2013, 06:29 PM
You should be doing the local stuff maaaaaaannn

rustbucket89
25th December 2013, 06:32 PM
This year I had to wait till 1 to start! I had to drive from south side to north side Brisbane. But had quite a few since!

growler2058
25th December 2013, 06:33 PM
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MEGOMONSTER
25th December 2013, 06:37 PM
You should be doing the local stuff maaaaaaannn

We were on the locally made stuff after the cognac.
After the cognac, we started on the homemade Rakija (grapa), then the in laws homemade wine with our lunch, the ladies on the homemade peach liquor, then after dessert we all ended the afternoon with the homemade Muscat. See all local.

Drewboyaus
25th December 2013, 06:38 PM
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Where's a mod when you need one.....?

MEGOMONSTER
25th December 2013, 06:41 PM
Where's a mod when you need one.....?

I think all the mods are speaking the same language today.


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growler2058
25th December 2013, 06:41 PM
Where's a mod when you need one.....?


SHitzenfaced (that's german for pissd)

MEGOMONSTER
25th December 2013, 06:51 PM
SHitzenfaced (that's german for pissd)

O'PITI. in Slovak.

TPC
25th December 2013, 06:55 PM
пьяный.....

NissanGQ4.2
25th December 2013, 08:05 PM
Had my first bourbon @ 10am when I started the BBQ.

I'm happy drinking it slow, bought the bottle yesterday arvo and after the next drink it will be gone :( then I'll go 2 bed and have a little cry

Woof
25th December 2013, 08:16 PM
How are the burns Todd.............................and what lesson did we learn today mate..lol

NissanGQ4.2
25th December 2013, 08:22 PM
How are the burns Todd.............................and what lesson did we learn today mate..lol

I didn't learn any lesson today. Not the first time and won't be the last time................and that's why I drink when I cook.........it lessons the pain I feel *L*

Bloodyaussie
26th December 2013, 08:27 AM
My bloody head hurts........ stopped drinking after lunch for a few hours but then the family came round about 5pm and started up again.... oohh the pain!!!!

All the things I wanted to do today and I dont feel like doing any of them now.. yeah I know I am soft!!!!

growler2058
26th December 2013, 08:31 AM
SOFT BA terribly SOFT, time to get back on it then brother

Bloodyaussie
26th December 2013, 08:46 AM
I actually wouldnt mind but I think I would get in big trouble........ yes I know ... SOFT!!!!!

growler2058
26th December 2013, 08:58 AM
I actually wouldnt mind but I think I would get in big trouble........ yes I know ... SOFT!!!!!


Just sneak a quiet one in while no ones looking mate, youll feel a million bucks after

Maxhead
26th December 2013, 11:15 AM
I'm ganna sneak a few today...lol

38359

growler2058
26th December 2013, 11:31 AM
I'm ganna sneak a few today...lol

38359

That's good stuff I likey


Ive had a big arsed glass of red but it hasn't really done the trick so I think I better go grab a coupla brewskis down the bottlo

Winnie
26th December 2013, 11:35 AM
I'm ganna sneak a few today...lol

38359

I been on the Bundy since the cricket started bahaha

Maxhead
26th December 2013, 11:38 AM
That's good stuff I likey


Ive had a big arsed glass of red but it hasn't really done the trick so I think I better go grab a coupla brewskis down the bottlo

Hmmm, FAT YACK...yummmooooo!!!

Get down the bottlo Gman...Under $50 at Dan's :)

Maxhead
26th December 2013, 11:39 AM
I been on the Bundy since the cricket started bahaha


My guts have a hole burned into them from all the spirits I drunk over the last few days...LOL.....

growler2058
26th December 2013, 11:53 AM
Had to please wife so got this
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Winnie
26th December 2013, 12:43 PM
Had to please wife so got this
38361

Farkin coronas again? You're turning into a poof mate.

growler2058
26th December 2013, 12:55 PM
Farkin coronas again? You're turning into a poof mate.


Just trying to prep myself for when I meet you Poo :)

GroundCrawler
26th December 2013, 12:59 PM
need to down a few to recuperate from yesterday...go Aussie....need some early wickets