Stuck for words

[ova50]

Ever wish you could have found the words for some situations. These may help. :cheers:


Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for 20mins.
Of course I talk like an idiot, how else could you understand me.
I don’t know what makes you like you are, but whatever it is, it’s working.
I’m sorry; I am not prepared to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Mostly, I just sit around being fantastic all day.
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
I’m not saying you are stupid. I’m just saying you’ve got bad luck when it comes to thinking.
I want you to know that someone out there does care, I don’t, but someone does.
I am a little stumped, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
I'm busy now. May I ignore you some other time?
My favourite position ?? I would have to say a CEO.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

[ova50]

Intelligence isn’t everything. In fact, in your case it’s nothing.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
If anyone has ever told you to be yourself, they couldn’t have given you any worse advice
I don't think you are an idiot, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.
Have you set aside this special time to humiliate yourself.
I thought you were a colossal pain in the butt. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
Words cannot express how much I don’t care
I would have liked to insult you, but the truth is, you wouldn't understand me.
I could make a fool out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
So, a thought crossed your mind? That must have been a long and lonely journey.
I am so good, I scream out my own name during sex
You act like your arrogance is a virtue.
I have no idea what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
My Goal ?: To have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
Youth and talent is no match for age and treachery
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental

[ova50]

Sex is like air, it’s not real important until you are not getting any.
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened..
Organised people are just too lazy to look for things.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand
Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it the most never use it.
Just reminding you there is a very fine line between a hobby and mental illness.
I only drink on two occasions, when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
He's so dense that light bends around him.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
And:
Ladies, I haven’t forgotten about you, my wife uses this one often.
All men are idiots. I know, I married their King.
:cheers:

[threedogs]

old school love it