Is the forum ready for more RLI yarns!

[PMC]

G'day Lounge lizards!

I am contemplating of writing some more ripping yarns about my life's adventures! (Fark the last time i did this Patch retired. lol.)

I cannot help but use color language at times to describe certain situations, however if the members do not what me to write colorful stories, please advise!

PS, i await your verdict!

Regards, your humble servant!

RLI
:bowdown:

[NissanGQ4.2]

You know the rules mate and I'm sure you could tell us some rippin yarns without the fark work used 2 often, just remeber these symbols on the keyboard #%!#@$!@#$!@!

Cheers

Toddie

[Bloodyaussie]

Mate I am not fussed and dont mind mild swearing with the right bits blotted out %$£" .... Patch is the only one to have censored me mate?

[Steve4wdin]

Paul, would love another ripper of a yarn. Moderators are like fun police. I say, "If ya find it offensive, read mills and boon" Your sense of humour could make a manic depressive chuckle
Steve

[Maxhead]

Hey Paul, go for it I say. Most moderators are fine with a good write up, but you will find its too many precious members acting like little princesses having a whinge which will ruin a good story!

Farking GO for it!!!

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[NissanGQ4.2]

There is nothing really fun about moderating Steve, the swear words are kept out for two reasons

1) Google rankings
2) We would like to keep it as a family friendly forum

I know a lot of people use there phones / tablets to view the forum, but me like others have there computers left open where kids can view it.

It does not offend me to see swear words but I respect the forum rules

[growler2058]

Your yarns are spun with Golden Fleece mate no problems this end digger But AB's the brass around here and he will no doubt advise ;)

[Winnie]

Farkin love reading a good old RLI yarn!

EDIT: Being that family friendly language is quite heavily moderated on the forum, why do we not have a swear filter??

[P4trol]

Because people find some fairly inventive ways around them.

Looking forward to the stories. Could some f#&*!n' exclamation marks be used instead?

[NissanGQ4.2]

EDIT: Being that family friendly language is quite heavily moderated on the forum, why do we not have a swear filter??

I believe because there is no swear filter currently available for this version of Vbulletin

[NissanGQ4.2]

Could some f#&*!n' exclamation marks be used instead?

That is fine, Google does not flag it when it is written like that

[growler2058]

Yeah Paul (RLI) you're a $&@$ hahahahahahahahaha

[Maxhead]

I believe because there is no swear filter currently available for this version of Vbulletin

Yeah right!! cough cough, f$&$#+t

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[growler2058]

Yeah right!! cough cough, f$&$#+t

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*+£€¥*#&$@""&&&@!??,.;;Knut

[AB]

My god I might need to create a dedicated forum for you mate....LMAO

As mentioned above just abbreviate the swearing if you can for both search engines and general users who have their computers in family rooms. I don't mind occasional swear words if in the right context of course but a story sounds crap when two paragraphs have 38 swear words in it.

Yarn up mate!

[Winnie]

bum wee tits

[AB]

I did find a swear filter but it can only change nominated keywords to ***** symbols which doesn't read right in a story.

So if I wanted to say Growler you fookn ship lips it would just read "Growler you **** **** ****"....Takes the fun out of it...lol

[Bloodyaussie]

bum wee tits

He he he he!!!!!!!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

Yeah right!! cough cough, f$&$#+t

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Feel free to point us a Vbulletin mod that does filter out swearwords beside the one that AB already knows about

[Maxhead]

Just because i think Todd is a ****** doesn't mean anything

Read into it what you like:)

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[Bloodyaussie]

So Paul you are a big man and I think you get the jist of it........

[AB]

Just because i think Todd is a ****** doesn't mean anything

Read into it what you like:)

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I can also change back what the original text was put in to see what the person actually wrote...

As per your post below you sly dog you.....



Just because i think Todd is a sexy hunk doesn't mean anything

[Avo]

SH!T this is not all what it's crack up to be,i'm familiar with family friendly, my computers in the loungroom,i just tell the deliquents to p!ssoff especially if there t!ts on the screen.

[Maxhead]

I can also change back what the original text was put in to see what the person actually wrote...

As per your post below you sly dog you.....

Smart arse, yes i know but most have read it differently and the clever ones read between the lines

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[nissannewby]

bum wee tits

I reported you Winnie :p. You really gotta get ya shit together lol.

[Winnie]

I reported you Winnie :p. You really gotta get ya shit together lol.

Fark sake I'm a disgrace! Hahahahah.

Trying to use Motorculture

[Stropp]

Well for me I also have no firkin problem, I think it makes for interesting and funny reading!

[jack]

Hey Paul,
I think you got your answer, go for it. Still chuckle recalling some of your past stories, for f?!'j& sake don't get yourself banned.:smile:

[93patrol]

Bring it on cockerel. Love a good yarn


Guns don't kill people, people with mustachios kill people

[P4trol]

Where are these stories RLI? I just made a coffee, and am in the comfy lounge.

[TPC]

I thought we would have a yarn by now, guess it takes time to change the letters U & C to # & $, especially when you have to do it 500 times.
Hope you have something for us tomorrow.

[growler2058]

I talk the FNQ's regularly in a daily basis and get told to tone it down cause the y work gen doesn't like my p'S n q's well phuk the lot of wm I'm pssd n happy G4t pharqued

[NP99]

My god I might need to create a dedicated forum for you mate....LMAO

As mentioned above just abbreviate the swearing if you can for both search engines and general users who have their computers in family rooms. I don't mind occasional swear words if in the right context of course but a story sounds crap when two paragraphs have 38 swear words in it.

Yarn up mate!

Keep it to 37 to be on the safe side....

[NP99]

bum wee tits

Shoosh, the adults are talking.

[BigRAWesty]

Go for it Paul.. last yarn of yours my sides hurt so bad I had to sit down...

Love em. Bring on the farkin yarns..

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[Lonicus]

Love the yarns Paul, bring em on!!


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[Steve4wdin]

So where the yarn PAUL, I didn't get in trouble from the fun police for nothing did I???? hahahahahahahahah Flocking h*ll mate.

[Yendor]

Looks like he has been silenced..............lol

Hurry up mate, where's this yarn

[NissanGQ4.2]

Holly Fark, RLI is spamming the intro section!!!!!!!!! quick someone ban him before he gets access to the manuals!!!!!!!!!!!

[jack]

Holly Fark, RLI is spamming the intro section!!!!!!!!! quick someone ban him before he gets access to the manuals!!!!!!!!!!!

Just noticed that as well, he's practicing his keyboard stills for the coming 'yarns'

[PMC]

Where are these stories RLI? I just made a coffee, and am in the comfy lounge.

Coming soon young Skywalker!

Regards,

RLI

[P4trol]

*goes to make another coffee.