Usless facts..

[BigRAWesty]

Post them away..

87% of all statistics are made up on the spot... :p

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
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[NP99]

You can't roll steam with a steam roller!

[MudRunnerTD]

Toyota make a 4wd too....... WTF??

[NP99]

You can't hang mince on a butchers hook!

[TPC]

Bogart never said "play it again Sam"

[BigRAWesty]

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
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[healy]

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

[healy]

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

[healy]

A whale's penis is called a dork.

[BigRAWesty]

315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
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[Alitis007]

Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile. So, if being chased by one, run in a zigzag line to lose him or her.

[Alitis007]

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

[NP99]

Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be
right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil.

[TPC]

60% of people use the internet for porn.
(and the other 40% lie)

[Alitis007]

There is approximately one chicken for every human being in the world.

[BigRAWesty]

Roses MAY be red, but violets ARE, indeed, violet

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
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[TPC]

Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile. So, if being chased by one, run in a zigzag line to lose him or her.
That is a very usefull fact.

[Alitis007]

That is a very usefull fact.

Its useless for me theres no croc's in victoria!!

[Alitis007]

It has NEVER rained in Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile.

[TPC]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

[Ben-e-boy]

the majority of trade qualified boilermakers have actually never made a boiler.

[Alitis007]

When you sneeze, air and particles travel through the nostrils at speeds over100 mph. During this time, all bodily functions stop, including your heart, contributing to the impossibility of keeping one's eyes open during a sneeze.

[TPC]

3.9% of all women do not wear underwear.

[NP99]

3.9% of all women do not wear underwear.

I seen one of them recently!

[DX grunt]

I wear budgies. PML.

[MudRunnerTD]

TIL (today I learned)

[growler2058]

When you sneeze, air and particles travel through the nostrils at speeds over100 mph. During this time, all bodily functions stop, including your heart, contributing to the impossibility of keeping one's eyes open during a sneeze.

I can......

[Maxhead]

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
.

Trust you to know that....lol

[growler2058]

Eggplant snitties are not as good as the real thing

[Maxhead]

Eggplant snitties are not as good as the real thing

Bewahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha, yeah Rohen!!!

[NP99]

If you held in every fart during your life you would let out a 16 hour ripper when you carked it.

Done that!!!!!

[Alitis007]

I can......

Thats coz your desensitized from eating chillies grown in nuclear waste !!

[my third 256]

nah mate roses are definatly violet and violets are red cos ive seen them hanging on the line

[BigRAWesty]

While we're in the mood. Why not dig this gem up.

Did you know a pumpkin is not a fruit or vegetable.. It is actually a berry..

Today's useless fact was bought to you by Wikipedia..

[Winnie]

"Strawberries are not really berries, but watermelon, pumpkins, bananas, and avocados are"

[Punderhead]

Tomatoes are fruit not vegetables

[Clunk]

I wet farted and it didnt leave a skiddy in me jocks

[BigRAWesty]

Water is in fact a chemical...

[Clunk]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111= 12345678987654321

[Winnie]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321


111,111,111 x 111,111,111= 12345678987654321

sloooooooooooooooooooooooow

[Cuppa]

Water is in fact a chemical...

So is ice.

[Clunk]

sloooooooooooooooooooooooow

you can blame my broken nail for that

[Clunk]

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck

[Clunk]

Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.

[Clunk]

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

[BigRAWesty]

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

Bugger that. You can loose the same by having a wank...

[Maxhead]

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka

[mudnut]

But a 100% of Russian government officials drink vodka so that would make them self sufficient wouldn't it?

[AB]

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka if they bought that vodka you showed us at the meet up into Australia I reckon we could be on par....lol

That was tasty!

[Winnie]

if they bought that vodka you showed us at the meet up into Australia I reckon we could be on par....lol

That was tasty!

Mmm I can still taste the warmth from that

[DX grunt]

So is ice.

And probably steam, too.

[Winnie]

And probably steam, too.

I don't believe it!!

[Avo]

Bugger that. You can loose the same by having a wank...

not pulling hard enough then are you

[mudnut]

Rats can survive without water for longer than a camel can.

[the evil twin]

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour


Bugger that. You can loose the same by having a wank...

Is that a fact.
It would hurt less thats for sure.


Anyway,
Sometimes a useless fact is actually useful purely by revealing who knows it...

[Punderhead]

the majority of trade qualified boilermakers have actually never made a boiler.

The majority don't even know what a boiler is!

[the evil twin]

The majority don't even know what a boiler is!

A really old chick usually found at RSL Clubs on pension night

Therefore most Boilermakers don't even need qualifications, just a set of Beer Goggles... and a good strong stomach the next morning

[BigRAWesty]

The majority don't even know what a boiler is!
I do. And made a few.

[the evil twin]

I do. And made a few.

I 'made' a few as well, thats why I drink... I'm trying to forget

[BigRAWesty]

I 'made' a few as well, thats why I drink... I'm trying to forget

Wrong boiler bloke.

[the evil twin]

Wrong boiler bloke.

Nah...
I tried a fair few different ones but they were all pretty much the same

[katwoman]

Australians consume 1.7 million coffees a day, spending more than $2.15 BILLION a year..

[TPC]

Spilling beer is the adult equivalent to letting go of a balloon.

[growler2058]

Australians consume 1.7 million coffees a day, spending more than $2.15 BILLION a year..

That'd be partly my fault :)
But got a free coffee machine at work so the $'s are safe