Encounters with idiots.......

[NP99]

A few years back my daughter and I went to centre link to claim youth study allowance. We filled out the forms and did the 100 point check (drivers licence and passport), finished all good and left.

Next day we get a phone call, have to go back. There is a problem with the 100 point check. WTF - centre link pot plant informs us we exceeded the check we got 140 points instead of the 100 points. A bigger WTF now!!!!! I tried to explain their stupidity to no avail.

We had to find docs that matched 100 points or the pot plant would not process the application.

Tell us your experience with an idiot or pot plant:feedback:

[GUtsy ute]

Why am I not surprised?

[Astro]

Should've asked them for your 40 points back.

[happygu]

That's what you get on the roads north of Victoria.....

[NP99]

That's what you get on the roads north of Victoria.....

Wish she was in the middle of the Hume...............

[Clunk]

What a crock of sh*te, since when dud they make it a ruling that you had to supply documents that added up to 100 points!!!!!?????? Beggars belief.....................
I would take every single piece of points building documentation withyou and make them work out which ones add up correctly...... Friggin bureaucratic Idyuts

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

[Alitis007]

Thats problem with center link, if have most of your teeth and can spell your name it affects their fried brains to the point where it shuts down!! So something logical and easy turns into a mission!!


Had this junky walk into work a while ago trying to off load a GPS unit he nicked from a shop up the rd, he wanted 150 bux for it. I like to stir them up and give my brother and dad a good laugh so i offered him 20 bux and 25 if he had the box lol he started saying you know what these are worth in the shop and i had to remind him he wasn't a shop and coz the big white security tag was on the power cable i'll give 15 in 2 dollar coins. Well he chucked a darky and stormed off and yelled out "I'll sell you my Mrs for 20 bux" i couldn't help my self and yelled back " I'll give you 5" lmao

[Lieney]

Centrelink, where even the staff should be drug tested before receiving a pay check.
Tell the woman (I'm assuming its a woman) you are no good at maths and give her heaps of different paperwork and get her to work it out.

[threedogs]

WTF here I stand alone in a world full of weirdos,
present company aside

[NP99]

.......and if centre link reject you DVA will gladly hire you!

[Clunk]

This is exactly the thing I love about this great country. No matter how dumb you are; no matter how much brain matter you fried in your drug fuelled halcyon days; no matter you never read a book in your life or ever had an inkling to think for yourself; no matter you were born without common sense or that you fell off your skateboard and had 20 trucks roll over your head. No matter you chromed your face off as a kid. No matter how p!ssed off you are with society or your fellow man. There will always, always be the perfect job for you at centrelink. Jeez i love this country.

Hahahaha bloody gold

Don't stroke it, TAP it!!!!.....

[rottodiver]

This reminds me if an email that went around a few years ago..... Will make you laugh if you haven't read it http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
Scotty

[TPC]

This reminds me if an email that went around a few years ago..... Will make you laugh if you haven't read it http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
Scotty
Have read it before but still had me in stitches, a true classic.

[Bob]

This is unbelievable.
I suppose the they were unable to find enough change to give you back your 40 Points
LMAO

[NP99]

The worst part is these pot plants hold your file............if you ramp up on them..........oops, file 13, we can no longer find your record Sir!

[Bob]

Why dont you report this to "A Current Affair"
It would be interesting to hear their explanation for insisting on 100 Points Only.

[NP99]

It was a few years back now Bob. That Pot Plant is probably higher up in a Managers job now with the power to dick many people around at once!!!

[threedogs]

Drop them off a vial of blood and ask to extract DNA from it,
or better still get a Retina scan,lol what a pack of poons

[NP99]

When I was in the chemist the other day, a lady was filling a script, it was for 400mg of something. The chemist said we don't have 400,s but can script you up 200's, just need to take 2 tablets each time. She argued that it did not make sense, how could 2x200 = 400. The chemist just looked at me with that stare!

[3kids]

I think being employed by this agency is a pre-requisite to land a political career

[Ben-e-boy]

Gday

I received an email from the old man this morning with the same title as this post.
Here are the pictures from that email. Fitting for this thread IMO. Some are beyond belief I think.
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[threedogs]

Only in America, Some valid Questions there ,,,,,,,,NOT

[MC97GQ]

Only in America, Some valid Questions there ,,,,,,,,NOT

I don't think it's just confined to the good ole US of A threedogs.

I think it might be a sign of the facebook, twitter, myspace generation.

Mark

[taslucas]

Hahahaha where to start!? Oh god they are doomed!!

FanTapstic!

[Ben-e-boy]

I don't think it's just confined to the good ole US of A threedogs.

I think it might be a sign of the facebook, twitter, myspace generation.

Mark

either way its not good. Some of these people my hold positions of power "when" they grow up, or get older

[NP99]

And we breathe the same air as these morons. My brother in law argued with me that we lost millions of soldiers in the Vietnam war.....he too shares our oxygen!!!!