Robo
26th February 2013, 03:46 PM
A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university,
but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his
money.
He calls home.
'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is
developing...they actually have a program here in Brisbane that
will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.'
'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that
program?'
'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo says,
'I'll get him in the course.'
So his father sends the dog and $2,000.
About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out.
The boy calls home.
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know.
'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm... But you just won't
believe this. They've had such good results with talking, they've
begun to teach the animals how to read.'
'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue
in that program?'
'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.'
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the
end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk
nor read.
So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the
year, his father is all excited.
'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see
him read something!'
'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning,
just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living
room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street
Journal. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your
daddy still bonking that little redhead barmaid at the pub?''
The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that bastard
before he talks to your Mother!'
'I sure did, Dad!'
'That's my boy!'
The kid went on to be a successful lawyer with ###########.
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but halfway through the semester he has squandered all of his
money.
He calls home.
'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is
developing...they actually have a program here in Brisbane that
will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.'
'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that
program?'
'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo says,
'I'll get him in the course.'
So his father sends the dog and $2,000.
About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out.
The boy calls home.
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know.
'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm... But you just won't
believe this. They've had such good results with talking, they've
begun to teach the animals how to read.'
'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue
in that program?'
'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.'
The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the
end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk
nor read.
So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the
year, his father is all excited.
'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see
him read something!'
'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning,
just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living
room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street
Journal. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your
daddy still bonking that little redhead barmaid at the pub?''
The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that bastard
before he talks to your Mother!'
'I sure did, Dad!'
'That's my boy!'
The kid went on to be a successful lawyer with ###########.
:icon_bonk: