Meat coma

[Bloodyaussie]

Yesterday I was best man at Peter's (Irish) wedding and it was a simple affair but one of the best weddings I have been to in some time.

The reception was held at the Young and Jackson in the city in the Chloe bar and for me it was an open bar (yippee) but as I only drink beer or wine these days the lovely array of scotches was not to be?

The food was so good I over dosed in a big way, I love my steak and these were just magic..

They were about 5 stories thick and cooked rare, we had already had the lamb for starters and the steak was so nice and large I had to force myself to finish it... and I did!!

We had ordered dessert but my wife had to leave early to pick the kids up so I walked her to her car and made it back in time for the grooms speech then desserts in which I ate both mine and my wifes.

Another 30 min later it was time for my speech and this is when the meat coma was taking affect.. I felt sick from over eating.... the sweat was starting and I could not concentrate.

I spent the rest of the time feeling awful and even though I was having a good time I just wanted to go and lie down.... I got cornered in the bar with Petes dad who was over from Ireland and wanted to enjoy a good yarn with him but all I could think was I am so full !!!!

I managed to make my escape and got a cab home to where the recovery would take place...

The food was so bloody nice I could not stop myself and normally when on a big drinking session I would hardly eat..

Now I am still digesting and do not want to eat a bloody thing... Monty Python came to mind while I was there...

Meat Coma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[growler2058]

Shoulda stuck ya fingers down ya neck and emptied ya guts so ya could keep drinking hahahahahahhahahaha

[Bloodyaussie]

Shoulda stuck ya fingers down ya neck and emptied ya guts so ya could keep drinking hahahahahahhahahaha

How uncouth!!!!!!!!!

Bloody funny though.

[threedogs]

Hear that thud,,,,,,,,,THUD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it was Plas hitting the floor, very cruel BA,,,,,,,, Plas wake up,,,Plas

[growler2058]

How uncouth!!!!!!!!!

Bloody funny though.

Gotta get ya priorities right hahahahahahahaha

[TPC]

Was desert a wafer thin mint.

[threedogs]

Joey from Friends used to get the MEAT SWEATS.lol

[Alitis007]

Hahaha, that normally happens when people don't eat meat too often eg after fasting. Meat is hard to digest and you will find you will have sore guts for a day or too, but i would of thought the after grog bog would have deflated you a bit lol. BTW chili helps you digest!!

[Bloodyaussie]

You lot are too funny..... my wife and I have not stopped talking about about how good the food was and what an affect it has had.

We are talking about light vegetarian meal for dinner as we are still full.....???

[Alitis007]

I'd go for a Gino's pizza mate some thing lite like a family Margarita with salami on it for my self lol.

[Drewboyaus]

I'd go for a Gino's pizza mate some thing lite like a family Margarita with salami on it for my self lol.

What? Not the barbecue meat lovers with double cheese?


Tap this.........

[Alitis007]

What? Not the barbecue meat lovers with double cheese?


Tap this.........

I prefer A Stellas special from Stella pizza cafe on pier st in Altona, that was last nights dinner hahahttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2013/02/52.jpg

[threedogs]

Just as an experiment weigh yourself so you'll know how much is you and how much is kar ka
Nice looking Pizza there to, Universal pizza in Carlton were awesome pizza hot chilli flake with Calibressi OMG

[TPC]

I prefer A Stellas special from Stella pizza cafe on pier st in Altona, that was last nights dinner hahahttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2013/02/52.jpg

Seeing that pic makes me want to cross the border into mexico just to get a pizza.

[Bloodyaussie]

Seeing that pic makes me want to cross the border into mexico just to get a pizza.

You know you cant do that.. your explosive neck collar will be triggered!!!!!

[mudski]

You know you cant do that.. your explosive neck collar will be triggered!!!!!
Hehe. The Running Man....

[TPC]

You know you cant do that.. your explosive neck collar will be triggered!!!!!

We don't have those, they are only put on people in the convict states and SA never had convicts.

[Bloodyaussie]

Well why is it that you buggers wont cross the state line and play???????

I cant believe I had a pie and a sausage roll for lunch.... something wrong with me that's for sure??

Kept active today if only in a sluggish way but think it has helped.... now going to make love to my couch!!!!!!!!

[Alitis007]

Well why is it that you buggers wont cross the state line and play???????

I cant believe I had a pie and a sausage roll for lunch.... something wrong with me that's for sure??

Kept active today if only in a sluggish way but think it has helped.... now going to make love to my couch!!!!!!!!

Make sure you turn the pillow over when your done (soggy pillow) lmao

[threedogs]

Could be worms,
now was it joey from friends ,homer or The dad Peter griffith from Family guy that got meat sweats

[chester]

How uncouth!!!!!!!!!

Bloody funny though.What BA you never done that????????

[growler2058]

Even if ya hadn't been eating
When the bars open a blokes gotta do what a blokes gotta do bwahahahahaha


Sent from the crapper while on tappa

[Irish]

I can vouch for BA's meat coma, after downing possibly the best steak I've ever had at my wedding, good speeches too :-p
I have had bbq meat three out of the last four days, pretty sure I can't feel my face any more.

[Bloodyaussie]

I can vouch for BA's meat coma, after downing possibly the best steak I've ever had at my wedding, good speeches too :-p
I have had bbq meat three out of the last four days, pretty sure I can't feel my face any more.

I could not handle that at all..... reckon I who is the most regular person in the world would be backed up for a week!!!

I have only now resumed normal production.

Really wanted a steak last night and ended up with lasagna from epping plaza and it was shit so now I have that feeling of unfinished business ??????

[taslucas]

Ya all wee Jessies, a real man thrives off an abundance of meat:-)

FanTapstic!

[Winnie]

What are vegetables?

[Drewboyaus]

What are vegetables?

What MY food eats!


Tip tip tip......tap tap tap....

[Irish]

^Hahahahaha

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2013/02/87.jpg

Since my last post I've had an all Pork evening(Homemade panfried dumplings and sliced Pork belly marinated in a honey/soy/green chilli sauce yesterday) and an Indian tonight, now I know how Elvis felt just before he died.

[Bloodyaussie]

All the work you put into fitting into your wedding dress all gone and out the window...... you get too fat she will leave you!!!

[Irish]

I've already been too fat, remember the pics from that Cobaw day? Hahaha

[Bloodyaussie]

Yeah thats where I am now....... by the way you are all pricks...all of you!!!!!!!!!