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rusty_nail
24th January 2013, 10:34 AM
Hi all,

Thought i'd put a thread up about what everyone is up to this weekend with the looming celebration of the first fleet arriving in australia!

I will be having a gathering at mine with some family and friends, well have a BBQ, listen to the Hottest 100 on triple J and chill out on the river (my place is on the river), theres a rope swing and im sure there will be more than a few back slaps and drunken fails.

there may be a few games of goon of fortune, which should be interesting.

also this went around on my facebook last year and im in no way clever enough to come up with somthing like this but i thought everyone would get a giggle out of this speal below:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN WHEN: You believe that stubbies can either be drunk or worn. You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'. You believe that the letter 'l' in Australia is optional, and it's perfectly ok to call it 'Straya'. You think 'Wooloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife. You believe it makes perfect sense for a country to have a......... $1 coin thats twice as big as a $2 coin. You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' cannot be just 'Woy'. Beetroot with your hamburger...of course! You wear ugg boots outside the house. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name, the more you like them. You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, but 'scuse me' is always polite. You know what its like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle and a seat belt buckle becomes a pretty good branding iron. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in "o": arvo, convo, garbo, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, servo, smoko, rego, speedo, righto, etc,....you know that there is a universal place called 'Woop Woop' located in the middle of nowhere, no matter where you actually are! And you can understand all of this, had a giggle, and tell all your aussie and international friends. I love Australia! :-)

Finally, have a great day where ever you are and what ever you are doing!!!

Cheers

Rusty

stevogq
24th January 2013, 12:16 PM
Mondi tusdi Wendi fursdi fridi satdi sundi

Like every Australia day beer barbi and family.

Can't beat it! I love australia
Sent from my RM-821_apac_australia_new_zealand_218 using Board Express

wildgu6
24th January 2013, 12:32 PM
Bloody oath mate,


TAPPN OUT

Kev223
24th January 2013, 12:36 PM
Good you guys.... make sure you enjoy every moment of it the sad thing is im working this whole weekend yeah

Kast
24th January 2013, 12:56 PM
Like ying and yang Kev, by being one of the many hard working Aussie's toiling away on Straya day, you're enabling us good folks the time to do FA except drink, fish, eat, drive, swim and laze around.

You young Kev are a true Aussie. And the time for us to swap will most certainly come, because sharing the load is the strayan way.

I'm sure you'll squeeze a few in, so have fun and stay safe.

threedogs
24th January 2013, 02:09 PM
No family left, but sure the beer fridge will suffice filled with my newest BFF JACK

TPC
24th January 2013, 02:37 PM
I will be the same place I go every Aust Day weekend, Canooeing and camping in the backwaters off the Murray in Chowilla National Park.
I dont think there is a better way to celebrate Aust Day than sitting on the bank of the river drinking, fishing, drinking, yabbying, drinking and drinking.

mudski
24th January 2013, 02:47 PM
I though Woop Woop was located in the Middle of Shit Creek. Av a great weekend everyone and be safe!

nissannewby
24th January 2013, 02:57 PM
Good you guys.... make sure you enjoy every moment of it the sad thing is im working this whole weekend yeah

Don't worry Kev your not the only one.

taslucas
24th January 2013, 06:53 PM
Cheers rusty! That's a great looking swing.
Another nice looking spot TPC, I will have to visit Mr Murray one day:-)

FanTapstic!

pearcey
24th January 2013, 07:43 PM
Australia Day Blood oath. Heres to all true AUSSIES enjoy the day cause I`m bloody gunna.
Up to the Barrossa for a few days of relaxing eating drinking and bull shxt.
It`s our day and I for one will enjoj