When the cats away....

[mudski]

So the wife and and kids have gone down the coast for the rest of the week. And my staple diet for tonight is...
woops wrong section. too many beers had already...





I tapped that app...

[MC97GQ]

No wonder the wifes gone away,

You know they call that sh1t "wife beater" Mudski, Good to see your getting plenty of salt so you don't cramp up.

Mark

[threedogs]

Shite if I'd known that Would of got one of my sons to drive over for a couple...............?

[mudski]

Actually TD I'm home most of tomorrow. BA has convinced me its too hot to work .You can come for the fridge tomorrow if it suits. And have a frothy too...or three

[wildgu6]

mmmmmmm any wonder they went away if thats all the food in the house lol,
Gotta love your own space now and then..... so wheres the burgers Mudski

[mudski]

No wonder the wifes gone away,

You know they call that sh1t "wife beater" Mudski, Good to see your getting plenty of salt so you don't cramp up.

Mark

Wouldn't dare beat my wife, everythings in her name so I'm stuffed. Always good to have some salt beofre I let the ferret out for a run too :D
@ wild, theres plenty of food in my house but i CBFéd cooking it. Burgers are too far to walk now. I'd blow the bag into space if I got caught right now :D

[threedogs]

Sounds like a plan , will see you about the same time as saturday

[mudski]

Sounds good mate. just ring or text me first, may not be awake

[Yendor]

Don't you have pizza down your way?

Beer and pizza now that's a stable diet.....lol

[MC97GQ]

Wouldn't dare beat my wife, everythings in her name so I'm stuffed. Always good to have some salt beofre I let the ferret out for a run too :D
@ wild, theres plenty of food in my house but i CBFéd cooking it. Burgers are too far to walk now. I'd blow the bag into space if I got caught right now :D

Mate,

I'm a little worried about you giving a ferret a run, seeing as the wife's gone away, I hope you haven't decided to become an owner/operator.

[mudski]

We do but its like eating dog chit. The only good pizza is in the next suburb where I used to live. Same owner for 30 years, pizza is exactly the same EVERYtime you order it, and taste's wicked. But I'm too far for them to deliver now. I even offered them once double of what the order cost to deliver it and they wouldn't. So now I have to drive there. But now you bastard you got me hanking for a pizza.

[mudski]

Mate,

I'm a little worried about you giving a ferret a run, seeing as the wife's gone away, I hope you haven't decided to become an owner/operator.
all hands on deck....

[MC97GQ]

deck....

Mate, I think there is a problem with the I key on your keyboard

[mudski]

Mate, I think there is a problem with the I key on your keyboard

Sorry I'm dyslexic...

Chips done. Now to ring a mate to see if he can get a pizza for me...

[Bloodyaussie]

You make me sick you pathetic man .......................................... god I wish I was you right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maxhead]

Go hard brother! Don't waste any of that precious time

.........on the move

[mudski]

You make me sick you pathetic man .......................................... god I wish I was you right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you told me yesterday. And yes I am pathetic but I have NO wife and NO kids to remind me of it. HA!

Bloody hell i feel like a pizza now.....that your fault yendor.

[Yendor]

As long as it's not like a "Marshall" ferret thing, cause that just messed up........lol

Enjoy your pizza :biggrin:

[mudski]

Yer thanks mate. I'll have to pretend I'm eating a pizza. Now to raid the pantry as I'm starving....

[threedogs]

Down to the undies yet?? potatoe chips, cold ale ,watching that chick that screams playing tennis, ah thats the dream.
yellow stain on y fronts turns them off a bit but you get that on the big jobs. Don't you ????

[mudski]

Y fronts!? I got the missus g banger on mate. It's so cool down there now. Gotta put them on the right way though. I looked like Luey the fly before.

[Lonicus]

You know how much we like pics on this forum, there's really no need carry on that practice on this thread mate :)

[mudski]

Sorry this is a family forum, talk is as far as I go here. Maybe we need a "Sealed Section". Hrmm, nuva beer now.

[mudski]

Holy chit! Since the ball and chain has been gone I have drunk nearly a slab! A slab would last me over a week. No wonder my farts really smell :O Damn it. Now I have to clean up the house now before I go to bed. I'm up early working tomorrow all day and the wife will be coming home. Anyhow, back to reality tomorrow. I have enjoyed it while it lasted.

[mudski]

No probs. I have had a few myself, giving myself dutchies, then I tried it on my cat and he nearly peirced one of my nuts with his claw. I don't think he appreciated it...

[threedogs]

Yo Mudski started to disassemble the ice chest, looking good been trying to send you pics.
Put new knotty ply front doors on and the masonite painted sides I'll remove and replace with
some knotty 10mm plywood. No stain ,thinking just au natural in a full gloss clear, I'll keep pics so you can
show your folks.

What were you thinking playing with your pussy after a few drinks, you know they have claws right.

[mudski]

Yeah ripper mate. I'd love to see the finished product.

[threedogs]

A bit of cypress pine too as that has a great grain, wood not my strong point but very confident this will end up as a great indoor wine cabinet finished.

[Bloodyaussie]

I still hate you...I am sick as a dog and have to work tomorrow and all you have done is drink beer and fart!!!!!!

I hate summer flu's.

[Winnie]

I'm bloody crook too. It's been over 40 degrees and I have a frawkin cold!???

[mudski]

I still hate you...I am sick as a dog and have to work tomorrow and all you have done is drink beer and fart!!!!!!

I hate summer flu's.

Your just saying that so I don't bring the engine crane over aren't you. i worked all day today from 7:30 to around 6pm if its any help.

[Bloodyaussie]

Makes me feel a little better...... still though I am but a mere male with a cold... I need cuddles and told by my wife it's all right???? Yeah fat chance...

[threedogs]

Man colds are the worse kind of sickness a male can catch.
Don't forget to lay it on thick, a few tears usually helps too' then you get either man cold or pity , you know.
and good luck with that

[mudski]

I cant remember what a cold feels like. I reckon its been three years since my ladt cold.



I tapped that app...

[threedogs]

You still up, take a BEX and have a lie down and PM me in the morning if feeling the same.
Not mixing cold pills with back pills????

[Winnie]

I cant remember what a cold feels like. I reckon its been three years since my ladt cold.



I tapped that app...

Hate you... I never get sick apart from colds, I get one every winter and every summer without fail.

[mudski]

sometimes I get close to a cold so I just dose up on Cold & Flu tabs, the one with the pseudoephedrine in it. The one without wont work. And it kills it straight away.

[threedogs]

Or drink heaps of vitiman C over summer so you have heaps to combat winter flu's,
this is pic of one set of bolts that held my back together.