FORUM GAME: Good Luck, Bad Luck!

[Timbo]

In this game, the member above you gets a bad ending to their good luck. Try and be creative and make them suffer for having such good luck!

Example:

Timbo: "Good Luck: I found a nickel."

AB replies: "Bad Luck: It's actually a dried piece of bird poo."
AB says: "Good Luck: I bought a house!"

Patch replies "Bad Luck: Pity it was a cardboard box"
Patch says "Good Luck: I just had air lockers fitted to my 4wd"

Dogman replies "Bad Luck: Now you cannot pay your mortage on the house in time"
Dogman says "Good Luck: I'm going out for dinner tonight"

Timbo replies "Bad Luck: You only have enough money for 1 dim sim"
Timbo says "Good Luck: I won a Holden SS ute"

So on and so forth..

Rules:

1. As per usual, I like to keep these things somewhat clean of excessive profanity. Use your common sense.

2. Cannot post twice in a row. If you reply to a post and someone has beaten you to it, please edit your post to suit the member above you, or alternatively, just type, "I'M TOO SLOW!" :D!

3. You can comment on a funny reply in your post as long as you are replying with your funny good luck/bad luck response. Try and post your comments first, and then post your "game response" afterwards.

You can shorten the Good Luck/ Bad luck to GL or BL to save some typing if you wish. ;)


I'll Start..

GL: I just posted another awesome forum game!

[AB]

BL: The administrator banned it...lol
GL: I just found $100 in my jocks!

[Timbo]

lol you cannot silence me!

BL: It smells and no-one will accept it.
GL: My 4wd is going to the mechanics

[AB]

BL: Your engine needs a complete rebuild "again"
GL: I have a cheap skooter you can buy off me.

[Timbo]

BL: It was your first scooter that your mum and dad bought for you 2 years ago.
GL: I found a unique polished rock on the ground.

[AB]

BL: it wasn't a rock, it was a brown nugget
GL: Santa Claus is coming to my house!

[RustyNails]

You guys are too quick

BL: And he is bringing the coal truck.
GL: A genie gave me three wishes.

[AB]

BL: But you accidently rubbed the wrong bottle and the three wishes had bad consequences.
GL: I caught a massive fish in the bay today

[the ferret]

BL it's what we call a poo fish.
GL it's good for my garden tho

[Timbo]

BL: if you call weeds a garden.
GL: Im about to go home!

[AB]

BL: your patrol won't start
GL: you can still buy my scooter if you like?

[Timbo]

BL: its your only mode of transportation for you and your family
GL: I live just around the corner from work.

[AB]

BL: It pours down rain and you get a cold
GL: It's Friday tomorrow and the weekend is sunny!

[Timbo]

BL: You wake up and your in your jox in the middle of the yard.
GL: My patrol starts every time.

[the ferret]

BL hope it blows smoke
GL Just had a win on the nags

[RustyNails]

BL: And got a speeding ticket on the way home.
GL: The boss just gave me a promotion.

[Woof]

BL: you are now to drive and look after the Landcrab fleet and sell your Patrol.
GL: I own a GQ and they are great at recovering GU's

[Woof]

BL: but the guide dog disagreed
GL: I'm a Moderator on the best Patrol forum around

[NissanGQ4.2]

BL: thats only because they haven't me a moderator yet *L*
GL: 2morrow is Friday and now is bourbon o'clock :)

[AB]

BL: You pick up the wrong can which has 7 weeks of ciggy butts.
GL: I just won 11 million in Tattslotto

[Woof]

BL: but you owe 11 million in unpaid bills
GL: I amaze myself.................finally got it posted

[AB]

BL: Your only comparing yourself to the 7 dwarfs though.....Badoom ching!!! take that Doggy!!!....lol
GL: I found a Rolex watch today

[Woof]

BL: but it was made in Taiwan
GL: Admin and Moderator working together for the greater good of the forum

[AB]

BL: Admin presses wrong button and 6 months of knowledge is lost
GL: The doctor says Im all clear of STD's

[Woof]

BL: STD means Something To Delete
GL: haven't laughed so much for a long time

[AB]

BL: They just changed ownership and the room was filled with new 2010 Patrols.
GL: You have insurance!

[NissanGQ4.2]

BL: she got to your house then met me
GL: she is now coming back to my place

[wildgu6]

BL: At the local cells.
GL: I'm going to get a V8 diesel twin turbo

[Woof]

BL: it's a mix of VB and XXXX
GL: it's 32 degrees and the sun is still shining over here in the best state

[wildgu6]

BL: And when the sun goes down its freezing
GL: IM going jetskiing sunday

[Woof]

BL: but you have to use the oars
GL: I have got a reply to all of Plassy's postshttp://209.85.48.9/1806/9/emo/Yahoo%21.gif

[Finly Owner]

BL: his post back will be better
GL: I'm going to catch up on 48 hours of forum

[Finly Owner]

BL: you still ain't gonna get any
GL: I will be entertained here

[wildgu6]

BL: By Andys manboobs
GL: I am going to get paid tomorrow

[Woof]

BL: what your worth
GL: finally going off the black stuff for the first time in 5 months, come on the 28th

[wildgu6]

BL: But your 4b breaks down on the 27th
GL: I just got a carton of Glenlivet Scotch for free

[Finly Owner]

BL: I think you mean Glenfiddiech
GL: I'm stealing a box of scotch fro you tonight.

[wildgu6]

BL: But my dog bites your leg off........Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
GL: Diesel is 50c a litre at my local servo

[Finly Owner]

BL: itis cheap blend bio diesel
GL: I made you feel Blue and me happy

[wildgu6]

BL: LOL.............No you didnt, I didnt buy any
GL: Got 6 months paid leave coming up

[the ferret]

GL they'll be glad ta get rid if ya
BL hope ya get bogged and a Lada niva pulls ya out!!

[Maxhead]

BL: Better then a Land Cruiser
GL: Weekend is one day away

[AB]

BL: It pours rain, the house leaks and you get eaten by mozzies all night and the beer is warm.
GL: My misses is going away all weekend and I have the house to myself.

[Timbo]

BL: The hot water system goes ca-put.
GL: It's friday

[AB]

BL: It's almost Monday again...lol
GL: 4 weeks till holidays!!!!

[the ferret]

BL The Govt has banned hollidays for residents of Yarra Glen.
GL I'm on holliday, fulltime he he

[Timbo]

BL: You're broke
GL: I'm hungry and the shop is only a 1 minute walk from work!

[patch697]

BL: but thay seen you coming & locked the doors
GL: Im going 4WDring with AB next w/end............woohoo

[AB]

BL: AB has gastro and blasts your seats with porridge
GL: it cleans his system and he is ok the next day

[Timbo]

BL: Then Timbo blasts patch's seat with porridge
GL: I feel better.

[AB]

BL: Patch is a big guy and throws Timbo around like a rag doll
GL: He lands in soft cushy bushes and nothing is broken

[patch697]

BL: so patch runs over both AB & timbo in he's mighty Mav.
GL: then drives to the nearest wreckers for a new seat...lolol

[AB]

BL: they only have pink seats with yellow daisy's printed on them
GL: He gets 2 for the price of 1

[patch697]

BL: but had to pay extra for a matching back seat.
GL: thay match my bag & shoes...lolol

[Timbo]

BL: But not your Hat and Scarf
GL: Its just after 2:00pm.. going to fit my intercooler to my VL tomorrow!

[patch697]

BL: just to find out thay supplied you one for a WRX

GL: I got a new phone & its a ripper

[AB]

BL: The only way to get reception is to stand on the tin roof naked waving a coat hanger in a storm
GL: It's almost knock off time and the weekend is coming!

[patch697]

BL: then the boss comes in & tells you your expected to work all week end.

GL: The Mav's getting a bath this afternoon.

[Maxhead]

BL: ...but its a mud bath
GL: aaahhhhh, the rum is tasting fantastic

[AB]

BL: the last one you drink was mysteriously tampered with and tastes warm and salty.
GL: I am ready to stain the deck tomorrow, sun is shining, birds are singing!

[Maxhead]

hahahahahahahaaha, i poured a clean one ...lololol

BL: Heavy storms predicted for after the stain goes on!
GL: spending 2 weeks in Manly enjoying life

[patch697]

BL: then the cops pic you up on an old warrant & locked you up for the hole 2 weeks

GL: My grand son & he's mum are coming to visit....woohoo

[AB]

BL: you take him for a ride in the mav and he throws up all over your new pink car seats and hat
GL: It's almost beer O'clock on the AB watch!

[the ferret]

BL They havn't got a seat with inbuilt toilet seat.
GL I have a big bucket with a cushion on top, might fit!!

[patch697]

BL: & now your being sued for copy right.

GL: Rod from Ferret engineering is a forum member, I'll have a chat with him & see if he will go easy on you....lolol

[Maxhead]

B L: but get shot with a home turned twin barrel
GL: The night is getting better and better by the minute

[Bigrig]

BL: Till the burglars realise the same thing and break into your house.
GL: I'm throwing down a few coldies on a relaxing Friday night.

[Woof]

BL: but it attracts ants
GL: Still better than XXXX

[wildgu6]

BL: not when its got ants in it
GL: Sitting here having a scotch with a hot lookin lady .........cheers

[Bigrig]

BL: Shame he's already taken!
GL: Christmas is just around the corner

[AB]

BL: But Santa Claus isnt coming to Shanty Town...lol
GL: He's coming to my house because I left a glass of milk out for him.

[Finly Owner]

BL:Santas going to bigrigs cause he's got topshelf out for him
GL: I've got my pressies early

[AB]

BL: It's illegal to steal, especially off Santa Claus....lol
GL: I borrowed my brother's lawn mower to mow my jungle tomorrow.

[Bigrig]

BL: he wants to show you!
GL: He has beer in the fridge.

[patch697]

BL: But its a combo of XXX & some other crap you cant pronounce.

GL: Patch rocks up with Jack Daniels.

[NissanGQ4.2]

BL: I broke in and drank them all
GL: I managed to stumble out of there before he got home

[Dark 1]

BL: As Toddrhind left he fell down an old empty mine shaft .
GL: AB's got a winch ready.

[patch697]

BL: but after Todd doing what he did, Andy decided he didn't care anymore so he left him there...lol

GL: For some reason Todd had mobile reception in the mine shaft

[NissanGQ4.2]

BL: Todd started to sober up:
GL: The local grog shop delivered more bourbon to him

[Dark 1]

BL; What a shame the bottles broke when they hit the bottom.
GL; Todd was able to escape the shaft.

[Maxhead]

BL: and had to put his hand in plaster and couldn't work
GL: so he got drunk out on the back veranda everyday

[NissanGQ4.2]

BL: he started to neglect to forum
GL: we all told him, without him there is no forum, he then seen the light

[Dark 1]

BL; Then the light blind him
GL; but the forum lives on

[Maxhead]

BL: many light years away though and our internet speeds are too slow
GL: but we jump into a space ship and get to it before our broadband speeds

[Dark 1]

BL; Then our broadband slows to dial-up.
GL; But the spaceship is based on a patrol.

[Bigrig]

BL: unfortunately, a 4.2 petrol patrol, so like the internet, costs a bucket to run
GL: but it sure is good fun and reliable

[Chris72GQ]

BL: until a lancrab runs into the back of it
GL: insurance pays out for a new 1

[patch697]

BL: It will never be as good as the GQ.

GL: But theirs one less Tojo on the read to block the tracks & beg us Patrol owners to recover them...lol

[Dark 1]

BL; But there's still shiploads of tojo's out there needing recoveries.
GL; But even more able trols out there to do the recoveries.

[Bigrig]

BL: but the novelty of recovering them is wearing off
GL: there's always plenty of soft roaders getting bogged for us to do doughnuts around and mock (as I did to a Kluger at Moreton Island recently ... naughty boy!!! LMFAO)

[Timbo]

BL: Soft roaders are more comfortable
GL: Finally getting my remote control rock crawler shipped out again after months of being lost in mail in the states.

[AB]

BL: It gets switched in transit and you open your box to find a limited edition Barbie doll collection.
GL: I finally hooked up sprinklers to the garden so I just press a button now and kick back with a beer rather then running around like a pork chop everynight.

[Timbo]

BL: Your sprinkler heads seize up and cause a back pressure of water through the lines and explode, sending the sprinklers shooting off like bullets
GL: Going to be a nice day

[the ferret]

BL: That's if the rain stays away!!
GL; My crabbing spot is 5 metres from my workshop door, eat ya heart out guys.

[AB]

BL: The cream for the crabs is just not working anyme...lol
GL: My misses just found my sunglasses that were lost for over 6 months.

[patch697]

BL: & thay are so scratched you now wish she hadn't.

GL: I recon today has a real feeling of summer about it for S/E Vic

[AB]

BL: We are hitting 35 degrees this week in Melbourne and we will melt down and sook like Melbournians do about the weather.
GL: It's better then 12 degrees and rain.

[patch697]

(You make us sound like a bunch of hand bags AB??? Whats you trying to do here? get in good with the W/A boys or something???...lololol)( Thay think we suck too)....lolol

BL: It could be 22 degrees & not a whisper of wind with bays like glass in Melbourne & someone will try to ruin it for you.

GL: I don't live in Melbourne anymore I just stay down here from time to time...WooHoo

[Bigrig]

BL: "time to time" is still too much!! LOL
GL: There's always spray on tan places you can use to lose the pasty skin and pretend to be 'just visiting'!!

[AB]

BL: They use the wrong tan mixture and they spray you green like THE HULK
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GL: I bought a new pair of boots at a good price!

[Bigrig]

BL: But now you're green and somewhat built like a brick outhouse, they don't fit.
GL: Santa is bringing me some toys for my Tank (the patrol).

[wildgu6]

BL: the toys santas bringing are to suit a RAV-4
GL: Its 31* here in Adelaide and we just bought a swimming pool

[Bigrig]

BL: It's a public pool in Wilcannia
GL: Going to the Ashes match in January (just found out - corporate box!!!)

[AB]

BL: The corporate cardboard box just under the spit tray at the bar...lol
GL: My misses just baked choco chip cookies for the first time....haha....wait for it...???

[AB]

BL: There's no toilet paper
GL: The neighbours fluffy white cat just walked by....lol

[AB]

BL: Neighbour has it all on tape
GL: He doesn't know about You Tube...lol

[Bigrig]

BL: He will if we have anything to do with it
GL: There's clean towels in the cupboard

[Woof]

BL: not touching that one Bigrig
GL: to anyone who does

[AB]

BL: There not towels they are my mums undies...lol....OK, change subject...haha
GL: I just checked the mail for the first time in 2 weeks and there were no bills...YAY!!!

[NissanGQ4.2]

BL: The electricity bill is on the way
GL: The sale of the Patrol should cover it

[Bigrig]

BL: already owe the patrol to the phone company
GL: there's always the new 100,000 litre water tank to live in

[AB]

BL: There's no toilet though.
GL: Atleast it will be cool in summer

[Bigrig]

BL: no good being cool, when you're covered in stool !!! LMFAO (I'm a poet!!!)
GL: no more electricity or phone bills

[Timbo]

BL: You go insane with no form of communication due to no electricity.
GL: You create 50 friends in your head to hang out with.

[patch697]

BL: But thay all turn on you & now your still on your own & you have a mob of 50 angry imaginary ppl wanting to kill you.

GL: there is medication out there now for such an infliction.

[AB]

BL: they give you the wrong meds and you are severly tripping out in your concrete tank
GL: You are serverly tripping out in your concrete tank....lol

[Timbo]

BL: you are tripping out..
GL: you are tripping out..

[Bigrig]

BL: uh oh ... no food ...
GL: ahhhhh ... more medications ...

[Finly Owner]

BL: little men are coming
GL: they are bringing more meds

[Bigrig]

BL: oops ... wrong kind of meds (lolol)
GL: You're well prepared for a serious nosebleed!!!

[Finly Owner]

BL: not the nose bleeding
GL: didn't feel that active anyway

[Bigrig]

BL: but mushrooms not growing yet
GL: plenty of cockies to tide you over

[patch697]

BL: the cookies were switch with butter nut snaps & the mind bending buzz is fading.

GL: You pulled out of it just in time for Christmas ( cant miss out on Christmas...lol)

[Bigrig]

BL: but Santa didn't remember you after being "down the well"
GL: but we did!!!

[Woof]

BL: but we just don't care
GL: My family is having a get together for Xmas over East and I won't be therehttp://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/

[AB]

BL: You really wish you were here in the best part of Australia...lol
GL: Catching up with the Vic forum boys soon!

[Bigrig]

BL: Except on this occassion, we all blow up as the gas ignites
GL: God drives a Patrol !!

[wildgu6]

BL: But theres no rocks, hills, sand, creeks, quarries or mud up there.
GL: We all drive Patrols

[Bigrig]

BL: We have to deal with those that don't
GL: But it gives us plenty of opportunity to practice our recovery techniques (on others) lol