Can't believe my eyes

[MEGOMONSTER]

Open the local ads from the letter box and found this.
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NO THAT'S NOT A TYPO.


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K

[growler2058]

Pity theres only 1 bottle here. Id get a box of the stuff ;)

[threedogs]

Put me down for 2 please, do they come in cans??

[Yendor]

Must be your shout.

[krbrooking]

You'd want to get p&$?/d off just smelling it if you built up the courage to open it.

[MEGOMONSTER]

It say a rare blend distilled in 1952, so some donkey happen to stumble over an old barrel and says shit that's full, it's an olden, bugger that I'm gonna put it in a fancy stubby and knock it off for 200grand.


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K

[lorrieandjas]

Ok - so that's nearly 4 new Patrols worth there. Dunno 'bout you guys but know what I'd spend my money on....

[MudRunnerTD]

Not a bad price!

Just $5,714.28 per shot,

Double shot on ice thanks

[MEGOMONSTER]

$285 odd per milli litre. Bloody hell


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K

[Wine_maker]

One more exotic thing, but not so expensive.

The world's strongest beer! 65%

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2012/11/113.jpg

[MEGOMONSTER]

One more exotic thing, but not so expensive.

The world's strongest beer! 65%

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2012/11/113.jpg

I wonder if it still tastes like beer


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K

[Maxhead]

Geez 200000 for a bottle....it would wanna be nice!!

[Wine_maker]

I wonder if it still tastes like beer


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K

If trust http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armageddon_%28beer%29

Armageddon is a Scottish beer scheduled for introduction on November 3, 2012.
Ingredients include crystal malt, wheat, flaked oats and Scottish spring water.
It is labelled as the "world's strongest beer" with an ABV rating of 65%.[1][2]

Its should have beer taste. BUT they must have real mutant yeasts that can live in so alcoholized environment.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Sounds like beer flavoured bubbly scotch.


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K

[macca86]

After 9% alcohol it is no longer beer it is classed as barley or hop wine. It is fermented rather than brewed. Go Scotland my home country. Tennents larger is their xxxx/vb type beer at 4% instead of making a midy like gold or a like they made super larger at 9%. As for the scotch jw is shite give me a good single malt over a blend any day.

[MEGOMONSTER]

The 2nd most expensive bottle of alcohol22913


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K

[MEGOMONSTER]

The No.1 MOST expensive bottle of alcohol. 22914


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience. Y2K

[MEGOMONSTER]

Unf..king believable, I would have shit my pants. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm3rHONOr9o&sns=em


Never argue with an idiot, cos he'll bring you down to his level, then beat you with experience.
Pog mo th'oin.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Here's something you won't see everyday. http://youtu.be/lXp95EMf4fw

[threedogs]

Mego after meeting you a few times I'm on those JD cans nows Thanks.

[DX grunt]

Can't be much stronger than the ex father-in-law's home made grappa, I mean, rocket fuel.

1 part grappa, 50 parts lemonade or other diluter. lol.

Man, that stuff used to put hairs on my chest! PML.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Mego after meeting you a few times I'm on those JD cans nows Thanks.

Your welcome.

[happygu]

:D So....who went online and bought the Scotch......

[lorrieandjas]

Scotch? I bought the $2M dollar sort. Yeah right!

Jas

[Wine_maker]

Can't be much stronger than the ex father-in-law's home made grappa, I mean, rocket fuel.

1 part grappa, 50 parts lemonade or other diluter. lol.

Man, that stuff used to put hairs on my chest! PML.

Cheers mate!
My father's home made alcohol made from grape strong enough too 75%.
But after his alco ordinary vodka is like burning fire in throat.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Went to buy some large pots for the front yard today and saw these three strange looking water features.
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What do you make of them.

[taslucas]

What do you make of them.

Babies??


FanTapstic!

[MEGOMONSTER]

Babies??
!

Of them, not with them!!!!!!PML

[MEGOMONSTER]

Truly amazing.
http://youtu.be/phGyJyp3MBg

[BigRAWesty]

Went to buy some large pots for the front yard today and saw these three strange looking water features.
2785527856
278572785827859
What do you make of them.

Gob smacked.. or would the be lock jaw.. :what:

You gotta wonder if the manufacturing joint is full quid or not.. all sittin around smoking pork bongs..

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[BigRAWesty]

Truly amazing.
http://youtu.be/phGyJyp3MBg

That was brilliant..

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[MEGOMONSTER]

What was he thinking.
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[MC97GQ]

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Look what happened next
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[Maxhead]

Look what happened next
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Jeez, how fast was this thing going??????






.........on the move

[growler2058]

Went to buy some large pots for the front yard today and saw these three strange looking water features.
2785527856
278572785827859
What do you make of them.

I thought they were married men's tomb stones hahahahahahaha but that's probably not quite right it. It would be more like balls in a jar for married blokes hahahahahahahaha

[MEGOMONSTER]

I found this in today's Melbourne's MX paper. 28477

[BigRAWesty]

That just reminded me of this Jem...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[MEGOMONSTER]

Went to my mechanic and said I want a car that flies , so he built me this. 30671

I go to an Audi dealership and say, I want to buy a car that flies and he shows me this. 30672

[MEGOMONSTER]

Not for the Squamish
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[chipppa]

pretty impresive... im glad i stubbled across this thread lol

[MEGOMONSTER]

Toyota are looking at adding a new fleet of work vans to the Australian market, target market is the younger generation
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[MEGOMONSTER]

Looks like someone used Peanut oil, instead of Penrite oil.
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[MEGOMONSTER]

Saw this beast yesterday on the Westgate fwy yesterday.
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Have a look at rear tyre. That's Fat.
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Check out the skull on the front.

[threedogs]

I think they have 350 mm tyres ATM must handle well,,,,,,,,not
Few $$$$ Spent there that's for sure

[JonnoD]

Not bad at all

[mudski]

Saw this beast yesterday on the Westgate fwy yesterday.
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Have a look at rear tyre. That's Fat.
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Check out the skull on the front.

I hate Harley's with a passion but that bike with the skull on it does look good. Still wouldn't own it though.

[MEGOMONSTER]

I hate Harley's with a passion but that bike with the skull on it does look good. Still wouldn't own it though.

Looks uncomfortable to ride aswell.

[macca86]

http://www.victorymotorcycles.com/en-au/choose-motorcycle.aspx?WT.ac=VIC-link-header-enus-choosebike

I don't like Harley's either but I want the highball or orange jackpot these bikes look sexy as and don't come with the Harley price tag

[MEGOMONSTER]

My missus tells me she's been near an accident and then shows me this.

[thebrod]

LOL, I can sell you some super expensive Coca-Cola to go with that. Specially blended - only $2000 for a 2L bottle. :cheers:

[MEGOMONSTER]

LOL, I can sell you some super expensive Coca-Cola to go with that. Specially blended - only $2000 for a 2L bottle. :cheers:

Nah mate, the LA ICE cola.

[MEGOMONSTER]

This would make the rednecks of SWAMP PEOPLE shit themselves.

[krbrooking]

This would make the rednecks of SWAMP PEOPLE shit themselves.

Is that even real????

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[threedogs]

That's real enough Have you ever seen or heard of "Sweet heart" up in Darwin.
6.5mt saltie that used to bite the props off out board motors and used 20ltr drums as a chew toy.
6.5 is a bloody big croc, she's in the NT museum

[MEGOMONSTER]

That's real enough Have you ever seen or heard of "Sweet heart" up in Darwin. 6.5mt saltie that used to bite the props off out board motors and used 20ltr drums as a chew toy. 6.5 is a bloody big croc, she's in the NT museum

Sorry John, but Sweetheart was just over 5 mtrs.

[menace 2]

Sorry John, but Sweetheart was just over 5 mtrs.

I think TD may be going by what they tell you up there..I think he is right....I am sure they actually have it written up on the plaque in the museum there that it is over 6 mtrs..though now having self doubt myself ..lol

[menace 2]

don't get too complacent with these things ..!

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[MEGOMONSTER]

How's this for a nice plastic looking truck by MERC.

[Avo]

that croc looks as though it has swollen up a bit,sometimes they die..imagine popping that with a shottie.

[TimE]

Why O why :(


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[healy]

How's this for a nice plastic looking truck by MERC.

That would have some serious power

[Alitis007]

don't get too complacent with these things ..! <img src="http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=44166"/> <img src="http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=44167"/> <img src="http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=44168"/>

Looks funny skinned lol


that croc looks as though it has swollen up a bit,sometimes they die..imagine popping that with a shottie.

They're human remains mate look closely.....

[threedogs]

Sorry John, but Sweetheart was just over 5 mtrs.

Might be thinking of the life size model down at Larimah roadhouse, been a while since I've been that way

[MEGOMONSTER]

Why O why :( <img src="http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=44189"/>
Just because they can.

[threedogs]

Used to work with a guy who was a croc shooter back in the sixties him not me.
I think the biggest recorded croc is 6.5, not sure if that's Sarge in the Cairnes croc farm
or Graeme in the Darwin Croc farm.
Sarge ate the local police sergeants blue heeler when he was walking along the beach in Cape York,
Bamaga to be exact.

[MEGOMONSTER]

I need a new watch. This one, I'd love to buy. Only $100k plus. http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2015/06/87.jpg De Bethune DB28 Dark Shadows

[threedogs]

Stick with the casio's eh, I have a heap of skeleton pocket and wrist watches ,some quarzt some wind up
Dont wear them just to look at now and then

[MEGOMONSTER]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2015/06/90.jpg
But it's a sexy watch

[MEGOMONSTER]

Beast of a bike. http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2015/06/170.jpg

[krbrooking]

That's pretty nice.


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[MEGOMONSTER]

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2016/10/268.jpg

I suppose it's all carbon fibre, so body won't rust.


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