Tasmanian Postcard

[Warnie]

My boss gave me this from a trip to Tasmania, and I cracked up, so I thought I would share it. The Tasmanian's here will agree and the rest of us might raise an eyebrow or two.

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2012/09/2.png (http://postimage.org/)

[taslucas]

Haha awesome. I like it cause it's true!

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[patch697]

It does explain a lot..............hahahahahahahahah

[rusty_nail]

where is the part about people having two heads etc? lol good one warnie. thanks for sharing.

[patch697]

where is the part about people having two heads etc? lol good one warnie. thanks for sharing.

hahahahahahahahahahaha................ I think I just lost a lung...................... hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[taslucas]

hahahahahahahahahahaha................ I think I just lost a lung...................... hahahahahahahahahahahaha

And thats why we laugh at your northerners..... An old joke, poorly executed and it had you simpletons in stitches!!
Hahaha

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[patch697]

And thats why we laugh at your northerners..... An old joke, poorly executed and it had you simpletons in stitches!!
Hahaha

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Call us northerners what you like......... We're still gonna think those old Tasmanian jokes are funny as F%$# & we're still gonna giggle our a55's off accordingly..................LMFAO

[sam697]

where is the part about people having two heads etc? lol good one warnie. thanks for sharing.



And thats why we laugh at your northerners..... An old joke, poorly executed and it had you simpletons in stitches!!
Hahaha

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Was that a joke ??? Here I was ready with the camera LMAO

[taslucas]

Was that a joke ??? Here I was ready with the camera LMAO

Hahaha now that's a good one:)

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[taslucas]

Call us northerners what you like......... We're still gonna think those old Tasmanian jokes are funny as F%$# & we're still gonna giggle our a55's off accordingly..................LMFAO

I prefer not to call ya's at all!!! Lol

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[rusty_nail]

Was that a joke ??? Here I was ready with the camera LMAO

hahah good one sam!

[sam697]

I prefer not to call ya's at all!!! Lol

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And yet, when there is a problem....................... hahahaha

[patch697]

I prefer not to call ya's at all!!! Lol

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I can see how that could get confusing for you...... 2 heads 4 ears.... Yep, I'd be that same.................... ROFLMFAO

[sam697]

hahah good one sam!

Taking a bow :)

[taslucas]

I can see how that could get confusing for you...... 2 heads 4 ears.... Yep, I'd be that same.................... ROFLMFAO

Fore....??

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[rusty_nail]

Fore....??

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i always correct peoples spelling too when im loosing an argument =P

[patch697]

Fore....??

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You know, all those ears & only one phone...... & you call us Northerners simpletons???................ROFLMFAO

[taslucas]

i always correct peoples spelling too when im loosing an argument =P

Loosing......?

Lol

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[sam697]

i always correct peoples spelling too when im loosing an argument =P

Nice :smileyvault-cute-bi

[taslucas]

You know, all those ears & only one phone...... & you call us Northerners simpletons???................ROFLMFAO

Haha I wish I could get the same mileage out of my patrol as you get out of the two heads lol.

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[sam697]

loosing......?

Lol

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roflmfao......

[sam697]

Haha I wish I could get the same mileage out of my patrol as you get out of the two heads lol.

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You still have room for a set of headphones. Now that is impressive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Winnie]

Haha I wish I could get the same mileage out of my patrol as you get out of the two heads lol.

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Tappatalk????? Thought there was only one "p"?

[patch697]

Tappatalk????? Thought there was only one "p"?

Priceless ............................ ROFLMFAO

[taslucas]

Tappatalk????? Thought there was only one "p"?

Nope. (and it's only funny if your actually correcting the spelling).
It's deafeenatelly onlee gott won pee

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[sam697]

Nope. (and it's only funny if your actually correcting the spelling).
It's deafeenatelly onlee gott won pee

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Is that a Taswegian thing, correcting then uncorrecting yourself? Is that why water separates us? Is that why you have an island all to yourselves?

Please help me, I need to understand.........................

Sincerely yours,
Confused

[rusty_nail]

i think this argument is biased lucas, why no let your other half put in their 2 heads worth, at the moment it seems like your fighting a one man battle, there are so many other sides to you we havent seen yet hahahahaha

[taslucas]

i think this argument is biased lucas, why no let your other half put in their 2 heads worth, at the moment it seems like your fighting a one man battle, there are so many other sides to you we havent seen yet hahahahaha

Jump on the drunk and rambling thread later and meet one more

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[sam697]

i think this argument is biased lucas, why no let your other half put in their 2 heads worth, at the moment it seems like your fighting a one man battle, there are so many other sides to you we havent seen yet hahahahaha

Lmao, can't breathe ............

[rusty_nail]

Jump on the drunk and rambling thread later and meet one more

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haha i plan on being that plastered tonight also. its been a slow week. might as well do somthing exciting tonight for a change.

[Winnie]

I have one of those new 5L party kegs so yeah should be pretty hammered LMAO but NOT coming on here this time!

[taslucas]

haha i plan on being that plastered tonight also. its been a slow week. might as well do somthing exciting tonight for a change.

Sweet well I'll see you about:-)






I have one of those new 5L party kegs so yeah should be pretty hammered LMAO but NOT coming on here this time!

Haha saw a few of them kicking round at a party last weekend.
You do know that it only works out to be 13.333333333 cans? That's like having two 6 packs and stealing a can off a mate lol

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[Winnie]

I know but it comes in a f**king keg!!!!!

[rusty_nail]

when did we stop picking on lucas, that was more fun all this talk about beer is just making me thirsty!!!

[taslucas]

You can put your keg next to your clutch box:-)

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[sam697]

when did we stop picking on lucas, that was more fun all this talk about beer is just making me thirsty!!!

Tell me about it !!!! Me thinks he can't keep up lol

[rusty_nail]

x2 sam! maybe he thinks we wont notice him constantly changing the subject. mmm beer in 40 minutes... here i come

[sam697]

I know but it comes in a f**king keg!!!!!

Here you go KRISTOFFA, you can win one

http://www.bottlemart.com.au/JimBeamPartyKeg

[sam697]

x2 sam! maybe he thinks we wont notice him constantly changing the subject. mmm beer in 40 minutes... here i come

Ahhh beer o'clock Friday........ my fav time of the week :)
BTW I did notice but he took his bat and ball and won't let us play now :(

[MC97GQ]

Ahhh! Tasmania,

The only state where mother and father are brother and sister.

[rusty_nail]

Ahhh! Tasmania,

The only state where mother and father are brother and sister.

was wondering when that one was gonna pop up.

[taslucas]

That's the trouble with having only one head. You lose focus too easy...

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[sam697]

was wondering when that one was gonna pop up.

LMAO at least it wasn't us :P

[taslucas]

Ahhh! Tasmania,

The only state where mother and father are brother and sister.

Christmas is cheap

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[sam697]

That's the trouble with having only one head. You lose focus too easy...

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I beg to differ !!! I am fairly sure it is easier to concentrate on the one thing you are doing than to decide which head you are going to deal with first Lmao

[sam697]

christmas is cheap



roflmfao................

[rusty_nail]

LMAO at least it wasn't us :P

yeah i wasnt really keen to go there, two heads etc is funny but some would find that kinda offensive.

[Winnie]

45 mins until party keg time!

[sam697]

yeah i wasnt really keen to go there, two heads etc is funny but some would find that kinda offensive.

Yeah I agree. Better some else gets in trouble for that one. At least we are reasonably nice to him lol

[sam697]

45 mins until party keg time!

WHOOT WHOOT bring it on !!!!

[Winnie]

I'm gonna take my keg camping this weekend. Gonna sleep with it in my swag. HEY I've got an idea... is it safe to fill a camelbak with alcohol?

[taslucas]

Yeah I agree. Better some else gets in trouble for that one. At least we are reasonably nice to him lol

Backpeddle, backpeddle, backpeddle

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[rusty_nail]

Backpeddle, backpeddle, backpeddle

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I'm not loosing here, just keen to dish out your own medicine, don't you mean:

back pedal? this is unless of course your trying to sell me somthing... haha

[sam697]

I'm not loosing here, just keen to dish out your own medicine, don't you mean:

back pedal? this is unless of course your trying to sell me somthing... haha

Bahahahahahaha

[sam697]

Backpeddle, backpeddle, backpeddle

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No back pedaling here but lots of holding back :)

p.s notice my great spelling

[stets]

Tasmania.... The only place in the world where you can be married and divorced 3 times and still have the same inlaws


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[taslucas]

I'm gonna take my keg camping this weekend. Gonna sleep with it in my swag. HEY I've got an idea... is it safe to fill a camelbak with alcohol?

Yeah it's fun but hard to get the smell out of it afterwards

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[taslucas]

No back pedaling here but lots of holding back :)

p.s notice my great spelling

Don't hold back now, I'm no limp wristed, slack jawed, yellow belly northerner;-)
Bring it!

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[sam697]

Don't hold back now, I'm no limp wristed, slack jawed, yellow belly northerner;-)
Bring it!




Give me a minute, google is slow. I have something special for you :)

[Winnie]

Yeah it's fun but hard to get the smell out of it afterwards

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I'm probably never gonna use it for water ever again, sold my bike a long time ago and haven't used it since.

[taslucas]

I'm probably never gonna use it for water ever again, sold my bike a long time ago and haven't used it since.

Go hard then:-)

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[taslucas]

What's so bad about the St Helens pub?

Absolutely nothing, it's a great pub:-)

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[sam697]

Don't hold back now, I'm no limp wristed, slack jawed, yellow belly northerner;-)
Bring it!



I hope you enjoy :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOSuY-8qtg

[taslucas]

Give me a minute, google is slow. I have something special for you :)

Content not available on Mobile, I'll look tonight

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[patch697]

I hope you enjoy :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOSuY-8qtg

OMFG................... ROFLMFAO.................. Can you come rescue me out of the office please Baby, I think I just had a stroke............hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[sam697]

Content not available on Mobile, I'll look tonight



Although I am disappointed at this sad turn of events I WILL be looking forward to your opinion later on :smileyvault-cute-bi

[sam697]

BTW you did ask for it :P

[taslucas]

Although I am disappointed at this sad turn of events I WILL be looking forward to your opinion later on :smileyvault-cute-bi

Whatever turns you on!

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[pooroll]

that is F+_K((G funny cant stop laughing.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOSuY-8qtg

[Winnie]

Me and my friend here are ready to party!

Tip tap tippity tip tappity tap tap ding dong tipsy topsy wopsy mopsy tippy tap tap tipitty wee

[sam697]

that is F+_K((G funny cant stop laughing.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOSuY-8qtg

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[sam697]

Me and my friend here are ready to party!



Yay, now when you get home, crack the keg and play my link :)

[stets]

Tasmainia, where your mom, your sister, your aunt and her best friend are all the same bloke


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[Winnie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sam that's the best video! I'm in tears!

[MC97GQ]

My goodness what did I start, I'm outa this thread I can see this turning south in a big way especially after that keg.

Oh what the hell, in for a penny in for a pound.

Play nice guys.

[Winnie]

The keg won't be opened until tomorrow night and I won't have phone reception, so no being a retard on here!

[sam697]

Oh what the hell, in for a penny in for a pound.

Play nice guys.

Oh you tell us that now !!!!

[sam697]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sam that's the best video! I'm in tears!

Glad you liked it :) ...........*wonders what taslucas will think*

[Winnie]

*wonders what taslucas will think*

Who cares?

[sam697]

Who cares?


No one really but I like to entertain myself :)