I told her I loved her. Whats my wife gonna say?

[mudski]

It was a cool night on the freeway to Geelong. She's running so right, the air outside was so perfect for the drive. The time felt right, I couldn't help myself, my emotions just took over. I've never felt so much toward my new girl...

[the ferret]

I think you should organise some protection mate, till ya know fer sure lol.
Cheers, the ferret.

[Bloodyaussie]

I think you should organise some protection mate, till ya know fer sure lol.
Cheers, the ferret.
My wife has accepted that she has to share me with my other girl!!!!!!!

[Bigrig]

It was a cool night on the freeway to Geelong. She's running so right, the air outside was so perfect for the drive. The time felt right, I couldn't help myself, my emotions just took over. I've never felt so much toward my new girl...

Crack up!!! The missus needs to be very assured that your new "love" isn't gunna challenge her for the house and custody of the kids!!! lmao

[Steve4wdin]

So ask yourself, who is your favourit. If you turn the key on both do both start and stop on command?

[Wetty]

No doubt about it, you're in the carp when they find out about each other, and gang up on you!

[my third 256]

one wants rings and tyers and the other wants rings only
who is the cheeper to feed
once asleep one will keep you warm and the other gets bloody cold

[Stropp]

she will be ok when you tell her there is enough love for both of them, and especially when the wife feels the love too.

[taslucas]

Both will put you in the cr@p, only one will help you get out!

Tap, crackle, pop

[mudski]

Both will put you in the cr@p, only one will help you get out!

Tap, crackle, pop

I'm trying to figure out which one it is...

[the ferret]

Just remember, ya need good rubber, a good bar, and comfy seats, soft music etc etc lol
Cheers, the ferret.

[mudski]

Just remember, ya need good rubber, a good bar, and comfy seats, soft music etc etc lol
Cheers, the ferret.

Good rubber. Check. Always keep one in the wallet.
A good bar. Well. I had a good one last night!
Comfy seat. Yep my heart shape love lounge.
Soft music. 70's porn music good enough?

O.h wait. Your talking about the car aren't you?

[taslucas]

I'm trying to figure out which one it is...

Arent we all!!

[megatexture]

dirty bunch of swingers!! i like it! most ppl hate back seat drivers but i bet you all love it:bananadancing: haha

[taslucas]

dirty bunch of swingers!! i like it! most ppl hate back seat drivers but i bet you all love it:bananadancing: haha

Hahaha your the one that put a banana into the mix!!

[Drew]

one wants rings and tyers and the other wants rings only
who is the cheeper to feed
once asleep one will keep you warm and the other gets bloody cold

I'm confused, who are you referring to with the last part :tongue:

[Steve4wdin]

I know it is off topic but it reminded me of how to tell your best friend ."Wife or Dog" Put both in boot of car for an hour, open boot and who is happier to see you.