The 3 word game!

[wildgu6]

with out Bobs

[AB]

approval but It's

[Finly Owner]

going to have

[Sir Roofy]

a big lobotomy

[patch697]

to manage he's

[Sir Roofy]

bad habit -chips

[patch697]

& he's new

[Sir Roofy]

crush of late

[patch697]

I wonder what

[DX grunt]

Jenny Craig said

[GUte]

to the limbless

[Clunk]

"Lose weight now"

[DX grunt]

99 legged centipede

[Clunk]

is all wobbly

[DX grunt]

, cant keep balanced

[Clunk]

needs an artificial

[DX grunt]

'Jake the Peg'

[Clunk]

diddle diddle diddle

[DX grunt]

roasted, toasted marshmelow

[DX grunt]

cooked via campfire

[DX grunt]

on the riverbank

[DX grunt]

after he'd cracked-a-can

[DX grunt]

of flatulance causiing

[Clunk]

of whoop a##e (Damn Ross your too quick mate)

edit: re-fried beans and

[DX grunt]

lovely, luscious tripe.

[DX grunt]

And there's more................... edited to make some sort of 'story'

Then Daffy squealed, “who dares wins’. It’s Peter Pan, No, Captain Hook, and Wendy too, lost her marbles, while watching muppets eat their porridge before the three midday news service and weather presenters rode dirt bikes on the yellow edge line of the double lines of a brick road, near ice-cream factory, outside of town, in the forest of the Murry, displaying their skills on one wheel across 5 tojos.

When in Rome, eating pasta and chips and cream – which make a horrible meal for the crapotas and the bears, but yummy 4me – “on your own you sick puppy”.

More than 3 bears are a pain in the ar$e when cold lubricant isn’t applied properly around the right orifice – so try to apply gently, and don’t slip, coz you might end up bear bummed with a broom up your seriously fungus infested bungholio.

“No, that’s not how to make it M-Rated for a paperback Mills and Boon. People magazine might pick it up and use it against oz magazine to create competition between the bunyups and the bears”. “Bears – what bear's being looked into by The Bear Commission for doing that for 200 pages”?

So where to from here, now? We start again – so here goes……………………..

Which is better at eating chips? The chip monks or seagulls? Maybe, I’d go Bigrig – he loves chips amongst other odditys of this forum – such as mmmmmmm? He’s awesome though.

Talking about Dhuck. He has just stolen the limelight, opened another bottle, and rightly so – as it’s time to call it ‘more beer time’. “No way hosay” with more chips amongst other things. “Bundy ok then”? “No, just coke would be Liz Hurley’s favourite”.

No way is Warnie to be celibate – he will be ….. pigs will fly, maybe anal retentive. “Not touching that without Bob’s approval”. But it’s going to have a big labotomy to manage his bad habit – chips and his new crush of late.

I wonder what Jenny Craig said to the limbless ‘lose weight now’, 99 legged centipede that’s all wobbly, can’t keep balanced, needs an artificial ‘Jake the Peg’ diddle, diddle, diddle roasted, toasted marshmallow, cooked via campfire, on the riverbank – after he’d cracked-a-can of flatulence causing re-fried beans and lovely, luscious tripe.

Making less sense – laptop batteries dying. Going, going, GONE. “Must keep aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggh”

[Clunk]

Making less sense

[Clunk]

laptop batteries dying

[DX grunt]

going, going, GONE !!!! LOL

[Clunk]

must keep aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

[Clunk]

nite all said

[Sir Roofy]

said to self

[Dhuck]

as all disappeared

[Sir Roofy]

into the nite

[Bigrig]

but they're back

[Sir Roofy]

as dawn breakes

[MQ MAD]

in the 200B

[Sir Roofy]

with narrow tyres

[Bob]

for cutting pizza

[Sir Roofy]

into small shapes

[MQ MAD]

looking like lovehearts
(Oh how sweeeeeet )

[patch697]

then all of

[Sir Roofy]

they were crushed

[MQ MAD]

to make corollas

[Sir Roofy]

that are fast

[Bob]

going down hill

[MQ MAD]

chased by pushbikes

[Sir Roofy]

and kids scooters

[Bob]

followed by parents

[Sir Roofy]

in monaros with

[patch697]

lift kits &

[Sir Roofy]

big rubber&

[Bob]

rubbing on flares

[Sir Roofy]

smoking up the

[patch697]

joint big time

[Sir Roofy]

setting alarms off

[DX grunt]

and automated reticulation

[Bob]

at Police Headquarters

[patch697]

but alas, no

[Bob]

one was booked

[DX grunt]

for too fast

[Bob]

for a GQ......

[DX grunt]

, car went sideways,

[Sir Roofy]

Snaked away but

[DX grunt]

, bounced off beanbag

[Bob]

into a ditch

[DX grunt]

resting on a poufee'

[Sir Roofy]

With wheels splayed

[Bob]

GU to rescue

[AB]

itself from bog

[patch697]

Whilst recovering a

[Bob]

old beatup GQ

[Sir Roofy]

A tojo as well

[patch697]

old beatup GQ

Very close to an infraction here Bob??????????

[Bob]

with consumate ease

[Bob]

Very close to an infraction here Bob??????????

sorry should have put LOL in Post

[patch697]

sorry should have put LOL in Post

No the correct answer was "I shouldn't have said GQ"..................LMAO

[Sir Roofy]

The gu shone

[Sir Roofy]

With pride as

[Bob]

it rescued &%

Not game to say GQ

[Sir Roofy]

ABs GQ WAS

[AB]

insanely super powered

[Bob]

even without turbo

[Sir Roofy]

power that lifted

[MQ MAD]

front wheels 4foot

[Bigrig]

forwards, then stopped

[Sir Roofy]

in a leaping

[MQ MAD]

movement of faith

[Sir Roofy]

dropped back axles

[patch697]

it rescued &%

not game to say gq

roflmfao...

[patch697]

dropped back axles

And dug deep

[Sir Roofy]

almost got sucked

[patch697]

into a black

[AB]

hole that aliens

[molongmick]

deficated in weekly

[molongmick]

deficated in weekly

I think I'm in trouble now

[Dhuck]

just for molongmick

[molongmick]

so cruisers can't

[Dhuck]

escape the hole

[molongmick]

and sink like

[Dhuck]

me in water

[Sir Roofy]

floating like butterflys

[Pete's GU3]

anf sting like

[Sir Roofy]

bees in heat

[Dark 1]

buzzing about roofy's

[molongmick]

I will leave this one alone, I don't know Roofy well enough

[Dark 1]

I will leave this one alone, I don't know Roofy well enough

Scaredy cat.

[big_fletch]

Open honey jar

[molongmick]

Scaredy cat.

alright then........

his great big

Got beaten to the three words, bummer

[big_fletch]

alright then........

his great big

Got beaten to the three words, bummer

Haha sorry mate, we can go off yours to make up for it lol

"His great big"

Long hard plastic

[Dhuck]

thing hidden away

[Dhuck]

in side drawer

[Dhuck]

gently vibrating away



(Sorry peeps had a few drinks and on a roll. I will stop for now)

[molongmick]

like buzzing bees

[Dhuck]

in full hives

[big_fletch]

Full of gooey

[molongmick]

sticky runny liquid

[Spock]

pumped by hand

[Dhuck]

more baby please

[big_fletch]

That's what she

[Spock]

squealed in delight

[Dhuck]

when held tightly

[big_fletch]

By Dhucks strong

[Spock]

she called out

[Dhuck]

(arrgh it stopped making sense and I was enjoying it)

[big_fletch]

To her Nissan

[nowoolies]

more rubber please

[molongmick]

I need more

[Dhuck]

door trim seals

[nowoolies]

with cream ontop

[Dhuck]

to stop dust

[big_fletch]

From filling my

[patch697]

Makeup bag with

[Dhuck]

improvised body cracks

[big_fletch]

Red desert sand

[patch697]

That can embarrass

[big_fletch]

improvised body cracks

(Damn u beat me haha)

[Dhuck]

sexy smurfette in

[molongmick]

tight lycra bodysuits

[Dhuck]

in mass orgies

[big_fletch]

With experimental scientists

[nowoolies]

dousing with diffoil

[Dhuck]

after big days

[patch697]

Of recovering Tojo's

[Dhuck]

in simple bogs

[Dark 1]

of 2inch mud

[nowoolies]

in that blackstuff

[Dhuck]

between bigrigs crack

[Bigrig]

in the driveway (lol ... )

[Dhuck]

of the Rubicom

[Bigrig]

which needed lifting

[Dhuck]

from dramatic stock

[Clunk]

to earth shattering

[patch697]

heights of extreme

[nowoolies]

Pleasing pastoral pleasure

[Clunk]

bowel control, which

[patch697]

helps with the

[Clunk]

bouncing on rough

[patch697]

finished bean bags

[Dhuck]

of farmers crops

[Clunk]

kippers and manure

[patch697]

stinks the place

[nowoolies]

threw me off

[Clunk]

the wagon with

[patch697]

a big bang

[Clunk]

yippee kie yay

[Dhuck]

and mmmmmm baby

[patch697]

so who's changing

[nowoolies]

4th gear down

[Clunk]

the old man's

[patch697]

MQ short with

[Clunk]

his balls swaying

[nowoolies]

and dragging in

[patch697]

Patty Newton's left

[Clunk]

nostril, like a

[patch697]

Bunyip on heat

[Clunk]

she just couldn't

[timbar]

blow it out

[Clunk]

no matter how

[molongmick]

much Clunk71 tickled

[Bigrig]

it's underbelly, so

[Dark 1]

patty karked it

[MQ MAD]

.Oh poor patty,

[Bigrig]

hate her anyway

[MQ MAD]

but burt doesnt,

[AB]

give a flying

[Bob]

horses arse or

[Sir Roofy]

or does he

[DX grunt]

wash the car

[MQ MAD]

maybe he doesnt,

[Sir Roofy]

Give a rats

[Bob]

no horses arse

[patch697]

But the bunyips

[Sir Roofy]

piebald and all

[patch697]

are still in

[Sir Roofy]

in the race

[patch697]

& here comes

[Bob]

that fantastic GQ


(is that smarmy enough Patch)

[Sir Roofy]

all shiny new

[Bob]

but no roadworthy

[Bigrig]

, time to sell

[Sir Roofy]

To mqmad( lol)

[Bob]

bigrig is interested

[Dhuck]

in xxxx gold

[Bob]

or Hahn Light

[DX grunt]

whichever's the cheapest

[MQ MAD]

but not VB

[Bob]

Air Fare to

[DX grunt]

Bali, any one?

[Bob]

taking bookings now

[DX grunt]

cheap rates, too.

[DX grunt]

Nah mate, sorry

[DX grunt]

I'm just an

[DX grunt]

Aussie touring Australia

[Bob]

OK Lake Eyre

[DX grunt]

But I love

[DX grunt]

Sandgroper country, ay.

[Bob]

where the sand

[Bob]

gets in beer

[MQ MAD]

not in jocks

[Bob]

oh so glad

[MQ MAD]

i wore socks

[DX grunt]

i wore socks

Help. Please Bigrig

[DX grunt]

they're ganging up

[DX grunt]

on beer now.

[DX grunt]

HELP buddy. HELP!!!

[Clunk]

Big girls blouse

[DX grunt]

will fit nicely

[Clunk]

with DX's G-string

[Dark 1]

on clunk's boiudure[don't know how to spell it properly basically french for body]

[Clunk]

,now I can

[DX grunt]

watch Plassy dance

[Bob]

the can can

[DX grunt]

and techno robot

[Clunk]

going doofff doofff

[Dark 1]

and duff duff

[DX grunt]

sailing around everywhere

[Clunk]

in a decrepid

[DX grunt]

let me say,

[Clunk]

wooden rowing boat

[Dark 1]

Oh no! What

[Sir Roofy]

Lol no oars

[Clunk]

only fart power

[Sir Roofy]

Only if you

[Clunk]

ate more beans

[Sir Roofy]

To hit sales

[Sir Roofy]

Fart power is

[Clunk]

(looks like we're having a spot of trouble with this one right now lol)

carry on Plassy - and by the way, ignore this post when it comes to re-writing the thread.

[Bob]

an old GQ....

[Clunk]

Bob's at it