The 3 word game!

[Patrol'n]

How to operate

[mudnut]

nice and smoothly

[93patrol]

Down a waterslide

[mudnut]

dressed in skimpy

[93patrol]

Tie-died fluffy onsie

[Punderhead]

For the paparazzi

[93patrol]

To cat call

[Punderhead]

Or wolf whistle

[MEGOMONSTER]

At Clunks naked

[Clunk]

crusty big toe

[Punderhead]

Put a shoe

[Clunk]

on a string

[Punderhead]

And dangle it

[93patrol]

Over barramundi rivers

[MEGOMONSTER]

And wait for

[Clunk]

a big bite

[Punderhead]

By your neighbour

[mudnut]

-hood saltwater croc

[ova50]

odile will eat

[Patrol'n]

Krispy Kreme donuts

[mudnut]

off your thighs

[Punderhead]

Yum Krispy creme!!!

[Punderhead]

Now I'm hungry.

[mudnut]

for leather boots

[Punderhead]

Nope guess again

[93patrol]

Chocolate salty balls??

[Punderhead]

Closer, try again!

[93patrol]

Nice cold frothy

[MEGOMONSTER]

Honey flavoured beer

[Patrol'n]

Sounds very tasty

[LaughingBeagles]

Snatch them away

[Clunk]

from your missus

[Punderhead]

Don't have one!

[93patrol]

Maybe some bundy

[growler2058]

with elephant snot

[93patrol]

Anda dose of

[LaughingBeagles]

good 'ol fashioned

[Punderhead]

Paddling from the

[mudnut]

women in cloaks

[Bush Ranger]

at the nunnery

[chicco]

founded by hitler

[Punderhead]

To combat the

[MEGOMONSTER]

onslaught of serious

[Clunk]

case of flatulence

[Punderhead]

Brought by beans

[Clunk]

from the beanstalk

[Patrol'n]

Which got chopped

[LaughingBeagles]

From the front

[MEGOMONSTER]

, the big bad

[LaughingBeagles]

wolf saw me

[klompy]

taking a dump

[93patrol]

And blew my

[Punderhead]

Cover. That meant

[Clunk]

nice poop stains

[mudnut]

on the yota

[93patrol]

Mixing with salty

[Patrol'n]

Pub beer nuts

[LaughingBeagles]

That make you

[Bush Ranger]

hornier than a

[Punderhead]

Goat at dinner

[93patrol]

And thonging for

[chicco]

A piña colada

[93patrol]

And walks in

[Clunk]

covered in custard

[93patrol]

Holding Apple pies

[Clunk]

on its dick

[MEGOMONSTER]

Which is only

[93patrol]

3 foot longs

[Patrol'n]

Subway meatball sandwiches

[93patrol]

With spicy chilli

[MEGOMONSTER]

And thousand island

[Punderhead]

Sauce on top

[BigRAWesty]

Of the island

[93patrol]

3rd from left

[jay see]

Can't go wrong

[Punderhead]

Well actually ican

[BigRAWesty]

Not do it






...

[Punderhead]

At all because

[93patrol]

I've gotta lovely

[93patrol]

Bunch of coconuts

[Patrol'n]

Which had drooped

[Punderhead]

On my head

[MEGOMONSTER]

masters sexy mistress

[growler2058]

under the desk

[AB]

You will find

[Clunk]

little bits of

[Punderhead]

Rope tied in

[growler2058]

clunks pubic hair

[AB]

Stuck in your

[MEGOMONSTER]

Shitty little hole

[Clunk]

take it Mego

[Clunk]

you love it

[growler2058]

very very small

[Clunk]

poop shoot which

[MEGOMONSTER]

I like to.....

[93patrol]

Clean with wetwipes

[Punderhead]

Because they are

[growler2058]

Wet and slippery

[BigRAWesty]

Smear for front

[93patrol]

Bum but its

[Punderhead]

Not for kids

[mudnut]

either's this thread

[BigRAWesty]

But were all

[Punderhead]

Happy to change

[MEGOMONSTER]

Our dirty jocks

[mudnut]

but only yearly

[93patrol]

And can get

[Punderhead]

A special treat

[BigRAWesty]

Little golden nuggets

[Punderhead]

Taste really good

[MEGOMONSTER]

With surprise centres

[Punderhead]

What's the surprise?

[Bush Ranger]

richards cheese sauce

[MEGOMONSTER]

From under the

[Punderhead]

Rock of doom

[93patrol]

Ohh no its

[Clunk]

Mr Creosote, quick

[Bush Ranger]

and the dead

[93patrol]

Good, bad, ugly

[Punderhead]

And altogether unpleasant

[MEGOMONSTER]

For she's a

[jay see]

Jolly good lass

[mudnut]

Hip hip! Hooray

[Winnie]

now let's have

[Punderhead]

A big cake

[Clunk]

laced with hashish

[MEGOMONSTER]

Lebanese gold stamped

[Punderhead]

And chrome plated

[Clunk]

black leather seats

[mudnut]

need to be

[Clunk]

psychedelic furry balls

[Punderhead]

Of unfathomable power

[93patrol]

To eat shrooms

[growler2058]

mmmmmmm mushroom sauce

[Punderhead]

Makes me see

[mudnut]

Yotas as good

[Punderhead]

A terrifying thought

[mudnut]

Quit shrooms then

[Punderhead]

But Idont wanna!!!!

[mudnut]

rock and roll

[93patrol]

Party all night

[Clunk]

whizzing on speed

[BigRAWesty]

Td turbo spooling

[growler2058]

Gee ford sux

[mudnut]

so do alternators

[mudnut]

only got 450000

[mudnut]

kilometres out of

[Clunk]

Pubic lice in

[BigRAWesty]

A Swedish hottub

[93patrol]

Good run down

[BigRAWesty]

The street naked

[mudnut]

chased by bulls

[BigRAWesty]

Twirling purple batons

[MEGOMONSTER]

And no-one cares

[BigRAWesty]

That they have

[Punderhead]

Forgotten to give

[BigRAWesty]

Their wands a

[93patrol]

Greasing readying themselves

[Punderhead]

For the battle

[Punderhead]

Ofgood vs evil

[mudnut]

Patrol vs Landcrab

[Punderhead]

Sense vs nonsense

[93patrol]

I like landrovers

[Punderhead]

You're talking nonsense

[BigRAWesty]

That's a flogging

[Punderhead]

Or a paddlin

[mudnut]

with a 2by4

[Punderhead]

Or a steel

[93patrol]

Spiked baseball bat

[Punderhead]

That could hurt

[BigRAWesty]

No worse than

[MEGOMONSTER]

An arse whooping

[93patrol]

From Megomonster when

[Punderhead]

He grows up

[mudnut]

big and strong

[93patrol]

Eating lots of

[Clunk]

chocolate salty balls

[BigRAWesty]

With a side

[Punderhead]

Of roast beef

[Clunk]

curtains topped with

[93patrol]

AB's special sauce

[BigRAWesty]

, white creamy mustard

[mudnut]

and peanut shells

[Punderhead]

Formed an army

[Bush Ranger]

of hardcore crusty

[BigRAWesty]

Off white dags

[Clunk]

up ya crack

[Punderhead]

In the roof

[Clunk]

oooooooh big crack

[SonOf]

from behind looked

[Clunk]

over ample boobies

[SonOf]

of milky white

[Clunk]

and silky smooth

[Punderhead]

Pyjamas that glow

[mudnut]

in the dark

[Punderhead]

Not unlike the

[93patrol]

The glowworms arse

[mudnut]

but make noise

[MEGOMONSTER]

Like a V8.......

[Clunk]

powered rampant rabbit

[MEGOMONSTER]

With infectious mixo

[Avo]

doing bugger all

[93patrol]

Just relaxing, readying

[Punderhead]

Itself for the

[mudnut]

coming punch up

[93patrol]

With small toddlers

[Clunk]

chewing your legs

[93patrol]

Looking for the

[MEGOMONSTER]

Ultimate in alternative

[93patrol]

Drum'n base music

[Bush Ranger]

that deafens you

[93patrol]

But gets your

[Clunk]

body groove going

[MEGOMONSTER]

All the way

[Bush Ranger]

to the bank

[MEGOMONSTER]

To get money

[Bush Ranger]

for the rent

[93patrol]

I'm 3weeks behind

[MEGOMONSTER]

But you still

[jay see]

Haven't got off

[SonOf]

From that weird

[Clunk]

steam locomotive called

[MEGOMONSTER]

the Magic Dragon

[93patrol]

Partial to puff

[Bush Ranger]

wheat cereal for

[MEGOMONSTER]

A change of

[CPOCSM]

brekkie cereal consumption

[MEGOMONSTER]

To some Yummy

[Bush Ranger]

mummy dieting regime

[93patrol]

Lots of quinoa

[Dave_H]

seeds being eaten

[93patrol]

By Andrew Batty

[Clunk]

who likesa fatty

[SonOf]

placed in bread

[93patrol]

Yummy sandwich time

[Bush Ranger]

with lashings of

[MEGOMONSTER]

Halal short bacon

[93patrol]

Covered in homus

[Clunk]

you sick bastard

[MEGOMONSTER]

Only when im

[Clunk]

swallowing ABs balls

[93patrol]

Hold'em in hand


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[Clunk]

and squeeze hard

[LaughingBeagles]

Before it's too

[Clunk]

late and explodes

[93patrol]

With great fury


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[Bush Ranger]

unleashed of almighty

[Bush Ranger]

vein popping proportion

[Clunk]

over your buns

[Patrol'n]

Fresh out of