The 3 word game!

[Punderhead]

To clean your

[BigRAWesty]

Whiskers from dags

[Punderhead]

In order to

[93patrol]

Get waxed crack

[growler2058]

back and sack

[Punderhead]

While on crack

[93patrol]

Iced to thaeyeballs

[Punderhead]

Don't forget booze

[MEGOMONSTER]

From the Pyrenees

[Punderhead]

To be fancy

[MEGOMONSTER]

Dressed in evening

[BigRAWesty]

Pyjamas to see

[93patrol]

Unicorns dancing on

[Clunk]

invisible lady boys

[Punderhead]

At the club

[MEGOMONSTER]

With the oldies

[Punderhead]

From the house

[Bush Ranger]

of ill repute

[BigRAWesty]

Right next door

[Bob]

to Police Station

[Punderhead]

Like the crooks

[93patrol]

That play banjos

[Bob]

and eat burritos

[93patrol]

Drinking moonshine smoking

[Bob]

that funny baccy

[Bush Ranger]

making you whacky

[MEGOMONSTER]

Till the guards

[Punderhead]

All join in

[growler2058]

and start kissing

[Clunk]

Growlers baby smooth

[growler2058]

polished left.............................cheek

[BigRAWesty]

Of sum young

[Punderhead]

Little veggie patch

[mudnut]

in good old

[Punderhead]

London Town. The

[mudnut]

rotten egg gas

[MEGOMONSTER]

From the beans

[Punderhead]

Has really stunk

[MEGOMONSTER]

So I ate.....

[BigRAWesty]

The little pickles

[growler2058]

In a burger

[Punderhead]

I love burgers!

[mudnut]

from a bin

[Punderhead]

In an alley

[mudnut]

with Batman looking

[MEGOMONSTER]

And Robin spanking

[BigRAWesty]

His little tail

[Punderhead]

Which was wagging

[Clunk]

away at batgirl

[TroutNut]

who was reaching

[Clunk]

for the lube

[Punderhead]

Why is that?

[93patrol]

Servicing the batmobile

[Punderhead]

Ok makes sense

[TroutNut]

she installed dropboxes

[BigRAWesty]

To carry her

[Punderhead]

To awesome places

[mudnut]

competing in races

[Punderhead]

But always losing

[mudnut]

Her frilly lingerie

[Punderhead]

In the mud

[mudnut]

and leeches bite

[93patrol]

The inside thigh

[MEGOMONSTER]

Just below the

[Punderhead]

Rectum area. It

[timbar]

stunk a little

[MEGOMONSTER]

Again it stinks

[growler2058]

just like arse

[MEGOMONSTER]

Perfume made from

[mudnut]

crushed roo poo

[Punderhead]

Flung by senators

[Patto]

At each other

[MEGOMONSTER]

During parliamentary recess

[Punderhead]

On the playground

[MEGOMONSTER]

On Spring street

[mudnut]

give them dummies

[93patrol]

To hand out

[Punderhead]

To the morons

[mudnut]

selling our assets

[93patrol]

To iron ore

[Punderhead]

Not iron man?

[BigRAWesty]

Play boy man

[jay see]

Yeah playboy got

[Patrol'n]

A bad case

[Punderhead]

Of sti and

[Patrol'n]

Began to leak

[93patrol]

Out the backend

[MEGOMONSTER]

Before long it

[Punderhead]

Exploded and was

[growler2058]

covered in puss

[Patrol'n]

In boots is

[mudnut]

good for tinea

[Punderhead]

But not acne

[MEGOMONSTER]

Mt Etna sized

[Punderhead]

Pimples are bad

[Patrol'n]

But not as

[93patrol]

Bad as haemorrhoids

[MEGOMONSTER]

That burst when

[Punderhead]

You least expect

[MEGOMONSTER]

It to, but

[mudnut]

staining leather seats

[93patrol]

Is the least

[Punderhead]

Of megos worries

[mudnut]

His pie-warmer kaput

[Bush Ranger]

after defrosting his

[Punderhead]

Sauce covered hotdogs

[MEGOMONSTER]

Somebody say seats

[mudnut]

settle down Mego

[Punderhead]

Seats are overrated

[Patrol'n]

Better to sit

[BigRAWesty]

On gq seats

[Patrol'n]

Covered in mud

[BigRAWesty]

Than on leather

[MEGOMONSTER]

I tried that

[MEGOMONSTER]

Very bumpy ride

[Punderhead]

On the leather

[Punderhead]

Just to clarify

[mudnut]

did you sniff

[Punderhead]

Out the truffles

[mudnut]

growing in the

[Bush Ranger]

composting drivers seat

[MEGOMONSTER]

Yes I did.......

[timbar]

I licked the

[Punderhead]

Backside of a

[timbar]

poor little old

[Punderhead]

Lady who scammed

[BigRAWesty]

Some fresh fruit

[93patrol]

Off the little

[Punderhead]

Old man who

[MEGOMONSTER]

Really likes young

[BigRAWesty]

Unripe bananas for

[93patrol]

Making banana cheesecake

[Punderhead]

Sounds delicious mate!

[mudnut]

until you see

[mjr350]

The absolute monstrosity

[Patrol'n]

That is mouldy

[Punderhead]

Bread and butter

[MEGOMONSTER]

Cup cakes that

[BigRAWesty]

Have grown legs

[93patrol]

And now tattoos

[Dave_H]

Vanished off my

[mudnut]

menu last night

[Punderhead]

To my dissapointment

[BigRAWesty]

The had put

[Punderhead]

Out the candles

[BigRAWesty]

...............

So it was

[mudnut]

dark and cold

[Punderhead]

And raining aswell

[BigRAWesty]

And slipped on

[Punderhead]

A banana peel

[93patrol]

Felt like ice

[Punderhead]

But not meth

[93patrol]

More like powdered

[Clunk]

roast beef dinner

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[Patrol'n]

With slimy gravy

[MEGOMONSTER]

That's not brown

[Patrol'n]

Like my all

[BigRAWesty]

Important wood grain

[mudnut]

in a cruiser

[Punderhead]

Like a girl

[93patrol]

Dressed to recieve

[mudnut]

high military honours

[Clunk]

flavoured with mango

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[Bush Ranger]

chutney lavishly spread

[Clunk]

over a moist

[93patrol]

Chicken tikka served

[Clunk]

with peshwari nan

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[mudnut]

I'm hungry now

[MEGOMONSTER]

For hot passionate

[Punderhead]

You mean passion- fruit

[SonOf]

Dripping slowly into

[Punderhead]

The evil abyss

[Clunk]

of Megos gob

[MEGOMONSTER]

But not my

[SonOf]

Left trouser leg

[MEGOMONSTER]

Or right for

[mudnut]

that matter too

[MEGOMONSTER]

Is this the

[Clunk]

best of boobies

[Punderhead]

In the world

[93patrol]

Or only dreams

[MEGOMONSTER]

Of total nakedness

[BigRAWesty]

Where to go

[Punderhead]

From here? I

[BigRAWesty]

Better get the

[93patrol]

SCBA if we

[BigRAWesty]

Wanna dig our

[Bush Ranger]

way out of

[Woodsta1704]

this boggy crap

[mudnut]

that stinks like

[93patrol]

Soggy interior carpets

[mudnut]

nooooooo not again

[BigRAWesty]

Mudrunner is balls

[Clunk]

against the wall

[93patrol]

Hungry for sandriving

[Punderhead]

In an awesome

[Clunk]

little Suzuki Vitara

[SonOf]

Mud lovin, big

[Punderhead]

Tyres diffs locked

[MEGOMONSTER]

Ball tearing power

[93patrol]

Screaming 1.4l donk

[mudnut]

rev limiter working

[MEGOMONSTER]

Like the new

[MEGOMONSTER]

Ford mustang coming

[MEGOMONSTER]

2.3L- 4 cylinder

[MEGOMONSTER]

American muscle car

[jay see]

Not, a true

[Punderhead]

Word around here

[Clunk]

is ever spoken

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[Woodsta1704]

That's because we

[Clunk]

kiss eachothers arse



I am not a number, I am a free man

[93patrol]

To feel stubbly

[Punderhead]

Hairs on the

[93patrol]

Outside thigh gap

[Punderhead]

Not to be......

[Punderhead]

Mistaken for the

[Avo]

confused with this

[93patrol]

What happened now

[Punderhead]

We got confused

[mudnut]

what did happen?

[Clunk]

i just farted



I am not a number, I am a free man

[Mrs Possum]

It's all his

[Avo]

crap stacked up

[BigRAWesty]

Wa lag causes

[Clunk]

speak English boy



I am not a number, I am a free man

[mudnut]

are you confused

[Clunk]

I'm always confused



I am not a number, I am a free man

[mudnut]

about the opposite

[MEGOMONSTER]

Of what is

[Punderhead]

Not meant toconfuse

[93patrol]

But to enlighten

[Punderhead]

Those who don't

[Clunk]

give a rats

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[Punderhead]

Just like clunkster

[mudnut]

he does so

[Avo]

so much crap

[Punderhead]

Don't we all?

[93patrol]

Enjoy the cricket

[Clunk]

helps me sleep

[mudnut]

like the poms

[Patrol'n]

Whose empire is

[Clunk]

crumbling all around

[Patrol'n]

Just look at

[93patrol]

Top gears Clarkson

[BigRAWesty]

Slammed harder than

[Patrol'n]

A two dollar

[mudnut]

coin into a

[Punderhead]

Girly boy band

[Patrol'n]

Whose fans have

[Bush Ranger]

no bloody idea