The 3 word game!

[growler2058]

landcrab owners rings

[AB]

That were blistered

[Punderhead]

From poor workmanship

[BigRAWesty]

And friction from

[Punderhead]

Constantly being towed

[growler2058]

like a dog

[growler2058]

with worms and

[MEGOMONSTER]

An owner who

[growler2058]

spends much time

[growler2058]

to Winnie's lips

[Bush Ranger]

applying the medication

[SonOf]

for those mysterious

[BigRAWesty]

Red rashy spots

[93patrol]

But it's not

[Bob]

what you think

[93patrol]

It's alot worse

[mudnut]

than what you

[93patrol]

Could ever imagine

[Gecko17]

in your wildest

[Bush Ranger]

dreams coming true

[growler2058]

for winnie poo

[BigRAWesty]

And friends in

[growler2058]

the std clinic

[Punderhead]

Stupid turd disorder

[growler2058]

always gets winnie

[MEGOMONSTER]

Poo into trouble

[growler2058]

he needs nappies

[BigRAWesty]

Burly man nappies

[Fruitloop]

he's that big ?

[SonOf]

with red spots

[growler2058]

BIG red spots

[Fruitloop]

I'm a nurse

[Fruitloop]

I can help

[growler2058]

no helping winnie

[Warwick89]

Because he is

[growler2058]

still chewing nappies

[Fruitloop]

Hope they're dependables

[growler2058]

that bunyips wear

[Fruitloop]

Cost 20 cents

[Fruitloop]

to see the

[Fruitloop]

Bunyip at MurrayBridge

[Punderhead]

Howling at the

[mudnut]

nappies floating in

[MEGOMONSTER]

The already brown

[93patrol]

VB river of

[SonOf]

festering brown froth

[Bush Ranger]

ouzing from behind

[fxst78]

An enormously bloated

[BigRAWesty]

Fat man in

[BigRAWesty]

A red suit

[Fruitloop]

OH !! Its Santa :D

[mudnut]

riding in a

[Punderhead]

Reliable patrol because

[Clunk]

Rudolphs red nose

[Warwick89]

Never leads Santa

[TPC]

anyware but offroad

[Warwick89]

To find the

[93patrol]

Golden stream of

[Warwick89]

Free diesel, left

[Punderhead]

Mistakenly by rich

[93patrol]

Volkswagen drivers tearing

[SonOf]

about in tweed

[93patrol]

Pants'n jeans jacket

[MEGOMONSTER]

With wool on

[threedogs]

like a wolf

[MEGOMONSTER]

In Sheeps clothing

[93patrol]

Licking the screaming

[Fruitloop]

child left behind

[93patrol]

That's also laughing

[SonOf]

at the toyota

[GUtsy ute]

driver's brown stained

[93patrol]

leather backed chair

[Punderhead]

That smells like

[Clunk]

Old man's piss

[SonOf]

and chunky fries

[Punderhead]

Taste much better

[Bush Ranger]

with a dose

[taslucas]

of honey scented

[MEGOMONSTER]

Parmesan sesame crusted

[93patrol]

chocolate salty balls

[MEGOMONSTER]

Witha pincha peppa

[SonOf]

and cats whiskers

[MEGOMONSTER]

Forda witches brew

[93patrol]

So we can.......

[Bush Ranger]

belch putrid burps

[Kwarte]

Over the airwaves

[SonOf]

disturbing the old

[Bush Ranger]

age homes of

[Kwarte]

Decrepit old toyota

[93patrol]

200 series drivers

[Warwick89]

Pretending like they

[Clunk]

give a rats

[93patrol]

About the environment

[mudnut]

After they have

[93patrol]

Ruined great recreation

[mudnut]

areas by spinning

[BigRAWesty]

Big webs of

[growler2058]

lies and deceit

[93patrol]

tearing up all

[mudnut]

hope of becoming

[93patrol]

Avalued member of

[Clunk]

Monster Raving Loonies

[93patrol]

driving Jeep wranglers

[Clunk]

That Growler wants

[BigRAWesty]

In his pants

[taslucas]

and all over

[SonOf]

his nether regions

[Punderhead]

Cause he's a

[mudnut]

sucker for punishment

[93patrol]

anda lover of

[Punderhead]

Chillies and peppers

[MEGOMONSTER]

Were needed on

[SonOf]

the old girls

[93patrol]

tea cosy to

[SonOf]

cover the bald

[Clunk]

christmas lights suck

[MEGOMONSTER]

On Clunks caboose

[SonOf]

now its time

[mudnut]

to smash the

[MEGOMONSTER]

Front end of

[93patrol]

Volkswagen kombi van

[MEGOMONSTER]

And the back

[MEGOMONSTER]

end fully alight

[Punderhead]

With red-hot flame

[93patrol]

coming from 54psi

[liftlid]

Made me smell

[SonOf]

my left armpit

[Gecko17]

And then my

[liftlid]

Big fat hairy

[Clunk]

Dangly nut sack

[mudnut]

ready for squirrels

[liftlid]

To live in

[Bush Ranger]

comfort in retirement

[93patrol]

With water pilates

[MEGOMONSTER]

Wearing Borat's mankini

[SonOf]

flossing my wide

[Clunk]

mouth frog smile

[MEGOMONSTER]

showing off your

[Punderhead]

Awesome man boobs

[GUtsy ute]

with grease nipples

[mudnut]

connected to a

[93patrol]

3 phase main

[MEGOMONSTER]

Just in case

[BigRAWesty]

A slippery little

[growler2058]

piece of turd

[BigRAWesty]

Shows Its head

[93patrol]

It'll get zapped

[MEGOMONSTER]

But won't hurt

[Punderhead]

The little puppy

[mudnut]

jumping up and

[Clunk]

nipping at your

[MEGOMONSTER]

Now bleeding nuts

[SonOf]

from rapid waxing

[93patrol]

And furious plucking

[Bush Ranger]

of nostril hairs

[Punderhead]

Growing longer than

[MEGOMONSTER]

A wooly mammoth

[SonOf]

in high heels

[mudnut]

walking on your

[93patrol]

Fresh manured potplants

[SonOf]

growing funny weeds

[Punderhead]

With little things

[MEGOMONSTER]

In bags slready

[93patrol]

To serve'n protect

[Dhuck]

those little aliens

[93patrol]

That run around

[MEGOMONSTER]

Dancing on tables

[SonOf]

for the pleasure

[MEGOMONSTER]

And the pain

[Bush Ranger]

in the arse

[SonOf]

of the poodle

[93patrol]

Tie-dying hot pants

[Punderhead]

Making my arrrrr's

[SonOf]

rattle the undies

[Avo]

of a fat...

[SonOf]

politician in suspenders

[Bush Ranger]

phwoar, I like

[93patrol]

to open cartons

[Bush Ranger]

of baked beans

[Punderhead]

Eat, fart, repeat

[93patrol]

just getting started

[AB]

Bring the lube

[Bush Ranger]

tube along for

[93patrol]

a slippery slimy

[Punderhead]

ride ofa lifetime

[SonOf]

along the path

[MEGOMONSTER]

Of fellow Patrologists

[SonOf]

making their pilgimage

[growler2058]

to nissheads canberra

[MEGOMONSTER]

And trek to

[Punderhead]

Abs house / church

[MEGOMONSTER]

Sermon for brindabella

[93patrol]

To sacrifice the

[growler2058]

poor sacrificial Growler

[taslucas]

That loves every

[Bush Ranger]

nipple erecting moment

[growler2058]

watching Winnie tied

[growler2058]

On top nisshead

[Bush Ranger]

lice riddled toupee`

[Punderhead]

too many Kris's

[MEGOMONSTER]

Not enough goats38277

[SonOf]

and no gerbals

[rafa]

Yet he still

[MEGOMONSTER]

Loves to drink

[taslucas]

lame rrrs corona's

[Punderhead]

I prefer rum

[Clunk]

Up your bum

[MEGOMONSTER]

With a suppository

[SonOf]

of chewing gum

[Bush Ranger]

wedged tightly in

[liftlid]

With a stick

[MEGOMONSTER]

Fromer Rose bush

[GroundCrawler]

grown in a

[Punderhead]

Garden of steak

[Clunk]

and mushy peas

[mudnut]

topped with cheese

[Avo]

mayonnaise will only

[Punderhead]

Serve to fill

[SonOf]

the hole created

[Clunk]

by a rooted

[93patrol]

wheeping willow that

[Bush Ranger]

moans with displeasure

[MEGOMONSTER]

As it sticks

[GroundCrawler]

shoots and leaves

[mudnut]

into that big

[growler2058]

old mud hole

[GroundCrawler]

alive with creepy

[mudnut]

old men that

[growler2058]

drive toymota landcrabbers

[GroundCrawler]

which fail to

[SonOf]

pull the skin

[growler2058]

from rice pudding

[GroundCrawler]

mixed with jelly

[growler2058]

and bunyip turd

[GroundCrawler]

stirred not shaken

[growler2058]

with alien snot

[GroundCrawler]

and organic eggs

[AB]

Roasted with virgin

[growler2058]

squeezed and pressed

[AB]

But slightly beaten

[GroundCrawler]

between the inner

[AB]

And outer region

[growler2058]

with a stick

[GroundCrawler]

of pulsing warm

[AB]

Apple pie. But...

[GroundCrawler]

baked in green

[93patrol]

Guinness AGB(after grog bog) that

[GroundCrawler]

sipped not gulped

[growler2058]

its way around

[93patrol]

The martini glass