The 3 word game!

[93patrol]

Rosscos budgie smugglers

[MEGOMONSTER]

With no bulge

[BigRAWesty]

But a camel

[MEGOMONSTER]

Spitting little stumpy

[BigRAWesty]

Canary sitting on

[MEGOMONSTER]

Two glass marbles

[mudnut]

being cracked by

[MEGOMONSTER]

The nut cracker

[Bush Ranger]

suite by Tchaichovsky

[MEGOMONSTER]

Playing melodious music

[BigRAWesty]

Into bleeding ears

[MEGOMONSTER]

All while trying

[BigRAWesty]

To tippy-toe around

[MEGOMONSTER]

A field of

[93patrol]

red tulips, drinking

[MEGOMONSTER]

Daiquiri's with dykes

[93patrol]

on the back

[MEGOMONSTER]

Of trike bikes

[93patrol]

wheel-standing main street

[MEGOMONSTER]

Half naked drag

[Drewboyaus]

Queen, sucking on


Tip tip tip......tap tap tap....

[MEGOMONSTER]

Pop Lollies lollipop

[BigRAWesty]

Chocolate coated salted

[93patrol]

figs whistling dixie

[MEGOMONSTER]

Through missing teeth

[93patrol]

trying to put

[MEGOMONSTER]

on short skirts

[BigRAWesty]

And budgie smugglers

[MEGOMONSTER]

With their buddies

[BigRAWesty]

All posing the

[rafa]

Questions, What the ......

[MEGOMONSTER]

Hell are we

[rafa]

Going to tell

[Clunk]

Eating Winnies polishedpoo

[MEGOMONSTER]

And breaking teeth

[rafa]

Which still leaves

[BigRAWesty]

Sore aching gums

[MEGOMONSTER]

After long blow

[BigRAWesty]

Out, rear left

[93patrol]

On run-flat tires

[rafa]

That somehow went

[93patrol]

over inflated due

[GUtsy ute]

torunning flat out

[MEGOMONSTER]

Then hitter goat
35882

[trekster]

slapped megomonster on

[Clunk]

his huge noggin

[Warwick89]

(Tried and couldn't read that many pages of 3 word post lol)

With a massive

[trekster]

piece of muddy

[BigRAWesty]

Hot steaming pie

[mudnut]

made from ducksguts

[trekster]

and then macgyver

http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/images/imported/2013/10/124.jpg

[MEGOMONSTER]

Experimented with goats
35912

[BigRAWesty]

But not that

[MEGOMONSTER]

There's anything wrong

[GUtsy ute]

with a macgoatver

[MEGOMONSTER]

Things need to

[mudnut]

be slapped around

[MEGOMONSTER]

With tabletennis paddles

[rafa]

To soften up

[LachDiggityDog]

mans best friend

[Bloodyaussie]

Wags his tail

[Dazzalco]

Jumps with joy

[GUtsy ute]

humps your leg

[BigRAWesty]

Ruins ya lawn

[93patrol]

Digs up bones

[mudnut]

chews brake lines

[MEGOMONSTER]

And trailer plugs

[93patrol]

While wagging its

[Clunk]

Ding a ling

[growler2058]

And lays lots

[growler2058]

of dog eggs

[Drewboyaus]

To surf on

[growler2058]

with the lawnmower

[Bloodyaussie]

Is no longer

[growler2058]

fun in summer

[Bloodyaussie]

for it has

[growler2058]

no nasty texture

[BigRAWesty]

Just more of

[growler2058]

that poo dust

[93patrol]

That smells weird

[mudnut]

and tastes worse

[BigRAWesty]

Than a fly

[MEGOMONSTER]

With no wings

[93patrol]

Bathing in faeces

[BigRAWesty]

Flies straight into

[mudnut]

your gaping mouth

[BigRAWesty]

As your breathing

[Dazzalco]

Coughing and spluttering

[Clunk]

from your arse

[Dazzalco]

Through your shorts

[Clunk]

staining the with

[Warwick89]

Dark patches of

[BigRAWesty]

A cargo pattern

[93patrol]

On the new

[Warwick89]

Custom leather seats

[MEGOMONSTER]

Like Mego Monsters
37002

[Punderhead]

Fake internet picture


Cheers

[MEGOMONSTER]

Fake internet picture


37003
Not fake mate

[Warwick89]

Back to the

[growler2058]

start of another

[growler2058]

ripping yarn by

[mudnut]

someone who has

[growler2058]

no storytelling skill

[Warwick89]

Yet still tries

[growler2058]

to amuse others

[Punderhead]

By singing songs


Cheers

[growler2058]

about sad toyotas

[Punderhead]

And broken landrovers

Cheers

[growler2058]

leaking oil everywhere

[GUtsy ute]

on growler's lawn

[Clunk]

And the missus

[growler2058]

cut crook again

[Punderhead]

Because the lawnmower

[growler2058]

is a rover

[Punderhead]

That remains unused

[mudnut]

because Growler is

[growler2058]

over mowing dog-eggs

[growler2058]

in the summer

[BigRAWesty]

Slow roasting sunny

[Warwick89]

Side up chicken

[MEGOMONSTER]

With honey/soy

[BigRAWesty]

Peanut butter celery

[growler2058]

is bloody disgusting

[BigRAWesty]

When eaten by

[93patrol]

Seamen aboard tha-Adelaide

[Punderhead]

Cruiseliner with inbuilt

[MEGOMONSTER]

Yoga mats to

[Punderhead]

Relax and enjoy

[MEGOMONSTER]

Bending and stretching

[93patrol]

Doing reach around

[Warwick89]

Two person exercises

[MEGOMONSTER]

Horizontal honky tonky

[BigRAWesty]

And then bang

[MEGOMONSTER]

Our heads on

[Punderhead]

Some stupid little

[MEGOMONSTER]

Bed post before

[Warwick89]

The big finale

[MEGOMONSTER]

Of fire and

[Punderhead]

Ice and stuff

[MEGOMONSTER]

Made of white

[Punderhead]

Ribbons with blue

[MEGOMONSTER]

Flashing bright lights

[Punderhead]

Belonging to cops

[BigRAWesty]

Hanging from the

[MEGOMONSTER]

Ceiling with only

[BigRAWesty]

Their two left

[Clunk]

Nut sacks dangling

[Dazzalco]

In the air

[MEGOMONSTER]

Open and exposed

[growler2058]

to the world

[Dazzalco]

All to see

[MEGOMONSTER]

For all to

[growler2058]

have a laugh

[BigRAWesty]

Kick poke'n prod

[growler2058]

three words nob

[growler2058]

like my rhyme

[growler2058]

three ata time

[Bob]

now that's cheating

[Punderhead]

Growler used nine

[taslucas]

Teen year olds

[growler2058]

for his pleasure

[BigRAWesty]

Dirty old man

[BigRAWesty]

With his walkin-frame

[mudnut]

Should get fined

[MEGOMONSTER]

For not having

[growler2058]

five nineteen year

[growler2058]

old playboy bunnies

[BigRAWesty]

Little white fluffy

[Punderhead]

Balls of fur

[93patrol]

On their chests

[mudnut]

looks really good

[93patrol]

When gelled appropriately

[mudnut]

like a mohawk

[93patrol]

Spiked like arocker

[Punderhead]

Jamming on his

[93patrol]

Tally whacker adjoining

[Punderhead]

Pieces of bamboo

[MEGOMONSTER]

To make large

[Punderhead]

Kites to fly

[MEGOMONSTER]

Through overhead powerlines

[my third 256]

and disturb the

[Punderhead]

Birds and bats

[Dazzalco]

Catch on fire

[DAV30]

but luckily they

[93patrol]

A good zapping

[Punderhead]

Away from certain

[93patrol]

Side swiping robins

[Punderhead]

With huge beaks

[93patrol]

Drinking from ravines

[Punderhead]

Filled with blood

[mudnut]

From drivers of

[93patrol]

Slow moving pajeros

[MEGOMONSTER]

Of particular nationalities

[mudnut]

like the Biddalonians

[Punderhead]

Who conquered the

[Warwick89]

The isles of

[93patrol]

White Christmas mountain

[MEGOMONSTER]

Where the speckled

[BigRAWesty]

Pink and White

[growler2058]

fairyfloss is made

[BigRAWesty]

Coming from the

[93patrol]

Ears of atroll

[BigRAWesty]

Playing under a

[93patrol]

Lemon tree raining

[BigRAWesty]

Skittles, a rainbow

[93patrol]

Of ale flows

[mudnut]

onto page 2000

[93patrol]

And onto more

[mudnut]

fun and butterflies
YMN

[Punderhead]

Playing laser skirmish

[Avo]

with a packet

[Punderhead]

Of brown goo

[rafa]

And a tazer

[BigRAWesty]

charged and ready

[MEGOMONSTER]

To shock anyone

[Punderhead]

Stupid enough to

[93patrol]

Hack another's account

[my third 256]

for his money

[MEGOMONSTER]

And rose petals

[93patrol]

To spread over

[SonOf]

the hackers grave

[Punderhead]

In the darkest

[fxst78]

Corner of the

[Kwarte]

KFC car park

[MEGOMONSTER]

Mmmmmmmm I'm hungry

[Dazzalco]

And very thirsty

[Bush Ranger]

camel with a

[93patrol]

Pizza delivery sign

[taslucas]

Tech screwed on

[mudnut]

to its forehead

[SonOf]

and ridden by

[BigRAWesty]

Gepedo, the irish

[93patrol]

Backpacker from Russia

[growler2058]

wearing high stillettos

[Punderhead]

Dropping piles ofcash

[Kwarte]

And smoking the

[growler2058]

hippies wacky tabaccy

[taslucas]

And then walking

[AB]

to Lucas's house

[93patrol]

To see cuppa

[AB]

and Winnie holding

[SonOf]

a toyota drivers

[AB]

pair of nappies

[growler2058]

and sniffing it

[AB]

but then Winnie

[growler2058]

started to chew

[AB]

on the skidmarks

[SonOf]

on bellybutton cheese

[BigRAWesty]

Left behind by

[fxst78]

One too many