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Finly Owner
7th February 2011, 09:42 PM
stole the children
nowoolies
7th February 2011, 09:56 PM
and put them
Woof
7th February 2011, 09:57 PM
with the Bunyips
nowoolies
7th February 2011, 10:02 PM
ready for lunch
Woof
7th February 2011, 10:10 PM
but who arrives
nowoolies
7th February 2011, 10:28 PM
My alien ?????????????????????????????
Dark 1
7th February 2011, 10:39 PM
I'm sick of
Bigrig
7th February 2011, 10:43 PM
all their probing
nowoolies
7th February 2011, 10:43 PM
just beer and chips
nowoolies
7th February 2011, 10:44 PM
will do fine
Clunk
7th February 2011, 10:53 PM
along with chilli
nowoolies
7th February 2011, 11:08 PM
frogs in lemon
Dark 1
7th February 2011, 11:08 PM
deep fried aliens.
nowoolies
7th February 2011, 11:11 PM
my poor aliens!!!!!!!!!
Clunk
7th February 2011, 11:15 PM
They deserve it
Dark 1
7th February 2011, 11:18 PM
x2 on that
nowoolies
7th February 2011, 11:22 PM
they got rayguns .......
Clunk
7th February 2011, 11:39 PM
up their ar#$s
Bigrig
7th February 2011, 11:43 PM
which they enjoy
Clunk
7th February 2011, 11:50 PM
and wouldn't have
Dhuck
8th February 2011, 08:07 AM
any hassles about
Bigrig
8th February 2011, 08:21 AM
recommending to friends
patch697
8th February 2011, 08:26 AM
& you'll find one
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 08:39 AM
at coles supermarket
patch697
8th February 2011, 08:41 AM
in the chuck
Bob
8th February 2011, 08:41 AM
out stale bin
AB
8th February 2011, 08:42 AM
What's a chuck?
Bob
8th February 2011, 08:44 AM
What's a chuck?
as in muri
AB
8th February 2011, 08:49 AM
said Bob, but
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 08:49 AM
out the back
AB
8th February 2011, 08:51 AM
Roofy was making
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 08:56 AM
hot coffee for
patch697
8th February 2011, 08:56 AM
his mate Burt Newton
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 08:57 AM
and all those
patch697
8th February 2011, 08:58 AM
Who were plotting
AB
8th February 2011, 09:15 AM
the alien invasion
MQ MAD
8th February 2011, 09:22 AM
"Alien For PM" !!!
Bob
8th February 2011, 09:24 AM
better than julia
AB
8th February 2011, 09:24 AM
and more attractive
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 09:27 AM
a suductive voice
Bigrig
8th February 2011, 09:28 AM
could be heard
AB
8th February 2011, 09:30 AM
from the back
Bigrig
8th February 2011, 09:35 AM
of AB's patrol
DX grunt
8th February 2011, 09:46 AM
"Christened at last!!!!"
AB
8th February 2011, 09:48 AM
But it wasn't
DX grunt
8th February 2011, 09:49 AM
And here's more of the story.........................
I’ll find more fish net stockings to wear here, with pink knickers plus cowboy hat and frilly skirt and boob tube and aussie thongs for my trip into dusty Egypt ontop of those nut crunching camels with big hairy men leading them into the night.
President 0b@m@ said, Oh my god, look over there, it’s Kevin. He is an alien with big juicy date palm nuts, that bunyups love to munch on while running into a pollywaffle that was floating in the aliens’ communal bath tub, being stirred with a great big Finly by Burt”, the alien said. Where’s Patty?
Burt removed his toupe, and guess what? It was Big Fletch in his skirt. Must have bet Andy Pandy and Jemima to do the wild love making. “Geronimo”, he cried. “Please, oh please, stop AB, you’re in the wrong super hero outfit. You’re not WonderWoman, so put your lycra suit on and don’t forget to grab a sexy ballerina tu-tu and slippers and some jelly down your stockings”.
“Where’s my alien?” In your bed and looking good. But be careful of the probing. Do it harder with the jelly that tastes so fruity and delicious, yet so firm to the touch. “How about we rub it all over the alien?” That damn alien – shoot the b@stard. Must get rid of 4 words. The alien is defunct and hopefully dead and buried – forever and ever!!!! Rest his soul. And about time….and cremated too. So far so, “Oh my lord, yep, they’re dead.
But wait. Suddenly the bunyups arrived with Burt Newton. “I’ll be back”, said a distant voice – with more aliens !!!!! No their’s not!! And the bunyips said “Thank you” – but are terrified. “Toughen up Princess” was mumbled to the lost bunyups from the mighty bunyup eating aliens.
Meanwhile, AB had moved right along. “Bite this,” yelled roofy, and while you’re at it, don’t cry for bunyups”. Bigrig and Tony played with their tools while fixing Tank with a defibrillator – not really – they made him stronger than any Toyota – which wasn’t hard to rescue finly from the crapota clan from WA. Although it seemed unlikely it could be given. But along came the alien again. “No way, he died”
Here comes Hopalong Cassidy and the knee high grasshopper, which was Lucky, and Bungeeee Bob, because the snow chains on the 180B, due to its little skinny wheels, not to mention, under the bonnet. The horse power was, well, just not what was expected – 4 cylinders only, and held together with sticky tape and bungy straps.
Still, it seemed to outpower Toyotas with fats on, and fluffy dice, as they have the Bat Mobile on bungee cords – which works well, while calling Robin into the fray.
“My little Princess, go get your Wonder Woman suit and the lube, to help slip it on – obviously”.
Below the job, questions were asked under the table about Scotty’s new bits and bobs, little thing dangling. “Ahh, a button. Don’t press it, otherwise it will….. OMG, don’t touch between his legs – an awful odor arose from….What? Rotten bloody eggs repeating on me, bubbling gut and beer, beer and….beer.
The toxic mix, all swishing around. Mmmmm gimmmee more in his guts. Yes, be wary as it mumbled. “Stop spinning bed”, was the cry. It went faster and faster until I projectile everywhere. Yuk, yuk, yuk. Never again will he mix raspberry and vodka.
When ya stand that close to Cisco Kid, you’re gunna get caught by the Lone Ranger – F*rd Ranger, that should die quick in the mud – with my aliens. “The bloody aliens stole the children and put them with the bunyups. “Ready for lunch?”- but who arrived ? My alien. “I’m sick of all their probing.
Just beer and chips will do fine, along with chilli frogs in lemon. Deep fried aliens. My poor aliens – they deserve it – x2 on that. They got rayguns up their @rs3s – which they enjoy and wouldn’t have any hassles about recommending to friends and you’ll find one at Coles supermarket in the chuck out stale bin.
“What’s a chuck”? “As in muri”, said Bob. But out the back, roofy was making hot coffee for his mate Burt Newton and all those who were plotting the alien invasion. “Alien for PM”, better than Jool!a, and more attractive.
A seductive voice could be heard from the back of AB’s patrol. “Christened at last!!!!
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DX grunt
8th February 2011, 09:50 AM
what you think.
AB
8th February 2011, 09:54 AM
The sound was
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 09:56 AM
this story should be published .................rotflmao
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 10:05 AM
sounding more like
Bob
8th February 2011, 10:28 AM
timbo's gearbox whine
Bigrig
8th February 2011, 10:28 AM
or the missus'
TUFF_GU
8th February 2011, 10:33 AM
bananas all over
Bigrig
8th February 2011, 10:34 AM
the back seats
MQ MAD
8th February 2011, 10:37 AM
in the mighty
Bob
8th February 2011, 10:38 AM
tuff GU Patrol
AB
8th February 2011, 10:39 AM
which was bogged
Bob
8th February 2011, 10:39 AM
ha bloody ha
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 10:40 AM
the ruddy table
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 10:42 AM
drain was deep
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 10:43 AM
she clawed her
(wayout)
DX grunt
8th February 2011, 10:44 AM
for winching practice, ( can't believe I wrote this - set myself right up - you're too quick AB. lol)
Bob
8th February 2011, 10:45 AM
on ab's GQ
AB
8th February 2011, 10:47 AM
but winch broke
DX grunt
8th February 2011, 10:51 AM
Luckily had damper
DX grunt
8th February 2011, 10:53 AM
on wire cable
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 10:54 AM
yep but bearing
Bigrig
8th February 2011, 11:00 AM
in mind our
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 11:11 AM
Mate was so
Bob
8th February 2011, 11:30 AM
protective about his
Bob
8th February 2011, 11:30 AM
might GQ Patrol
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 11:32 AM
That he didnt
Bob
8th February 2011, 11:33 AM
fit new tyres
AB
8th February 2011, 11:34 AM
but the powerful
Bob
8th February 2011, 11:35 AM
you are kidding
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 11:39 AM
mighty G U RESCUED
AB
8th February 2011, 11:42 AM
a tennis ball
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 11:46 AM
hardy hardy ha
DX grunt
8th February 2011, 12:24 PM
but the GQ
DX grunt
8th February 2011, 12:24 PM
rescued a yoyo
AB
8th February 2011, 12:28 PM
stuck up high
Dhuck
8th February 2011, 12:58 PM
so it launched
Bigrig
8th February 2011, 01:19 PM
a spacely sprocket (remember the jetsons?? LoL)
MQ MAD
8th February 2011, 02:15 PM
out for assistance
Clunk
8th February 2011, 03:40 PM
Along came bigrig
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 03:48 PM
with a new
Clunk
8th February 2011, 03:50 PM
Politically correct black
Bob
8th February 2011, 03:51 PM
powder coated bullbar
Clunk
8th February 2011, 03:52 PM
with matching Ebony
Bob
8th February 2011, 03:57 PM
Nissan Patrol Rims
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 04:00 PM
wich fit perfectly
Clunk
8th February 2011, 04:01 PM
on to clunks
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 04:03 PM
No roofys truck
Clunk
8th February 2011, 04:08 PM
Bloody thieving Victorians
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 04:16 PM
Bloody sandgroper lol
Bob
8th February 2011, 04:18 PM
now now boys
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 04:19 PM
Meanwhile back at
AB
8th February 2011, 04:19 PM
the old ranch
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 04:21 PM
The boys were
Bob
8th February 2011, 04:26 PM
getting ready for
Clunk
8th February 2011, 04:30 PM
their manicure and
Bob
8th February 2011, 04:36 PM
full body rub
Dhuck
8th February 2011, 05:00 PM
with gear oil
Clunk
8th February 2011, 05:00 PM
wearing nuffink but (got that from the Bigrig Coreected English dikshunary)
Bob
8th February 2011, 05:21 PM
hob nail boots
Clunk
8th February 2011, 05:54 PM
and a shammy
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 06:32 PM
Hideing things below
big_fletch
8th February 2011, 06:38 PM
in the nether-regions
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 06:40 PM
Of nomans land
Clunk
8th February 2011, 06:42 PM
or no woman
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 06:48 PM
To forge away
MQ MAD
8th February 2011, 06:58 PM
in their g-strings
Clunk
8th February 2011, 06:58 PM
through the mystic
MQ MAD
8th February 2011, 07:02 PM
sounds of music
Clunk
8th February 2011, 07:06 PM
where the hills
MQ MAD
8th February 2011, 07:16 PM
r bald like them
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 07:20 PM
Valleys run deep
Clunk
8th February 2011, 07:27 PM
dark and dreary
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 07:29 PM
Small steams run
MS29431
8th February 2011, 07:33 PM
...Rev It Up
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 07:36 PM
Its hopalong again
Clunk
8th February 2011, 07:36 PM
and he's gonna
Sir Roofy
8th February 2011, 07:37 PM
A higher plain
MS29431
8th February 2011, 07:40 PM
To Check Out.
Clunk
8th February 2011, 07:43 PM
all the women
Dark 1
8th February 2011, 07:59 PM
frolicking in the
Dhuck
8th February 2011, 09:13 PM
slop of sewage
Bigrig
8th February 2011, 09:31 PM
and getting their
wildgu6
8th February 2011, 09:36 PM
thongs wet because
Bigrig
8th February 2011, 09:39 PM
it looks good
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 10:15 PM
with snorkels and
Clunk
8th February 2011, 10:17 PM
yellow polka dot
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 10:20 PM
FROGS and al al al ...............................................bee r ...........................................thought i was gunna say aliens huh!!!lol
sorry 4x4x4x4x4x4x4ing instead of 3x3x3x3x3x3ing
Clunk
8th February 2011, 10:25 PM
which nowoolies drank
wildgu6
8th February 2011, 10:38 PM
Through a straw
Clunk
8th February 2011, 11:03 PM
then barfffffed everywhere
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 11:07 PM
i feel CROooooooooooook
Dhuck
8th February 2011, 11:21 PM
said bigrig gasping
Clunk
8th February 2011, 11:23 PM
whilst going for
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 11:39 PM
a six pack
Clunk
8th February 2011, 11:44 PM
of bourban and
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 11:49 PM
barfffffffffff ..................need beer
Clunk
8th February 2011, 11:51 PM
makes me bloated
nowoolies
8th February 2011, 11:53 PM
what barrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffff does??????
Clunk
9th February 2011, 12:07 AM
beer ya plonka
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 12:10 AM
said the tojodriver
Clunk
9th February 2011, 12:22 AM
to the vicar
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 12:45 AM
who was doing
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 01:08 AM
his morning constitutional
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 01:31 AM
2191
i keeeellllll you
molongmick
9th February 2011, 07:27 AM
then Daffy squealed
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 07:40 AM
Who dares wins
MQ MAD
9th February 2011, 08:49 AM
its peter pan
Bob
9th February 2011, 08:53 AM
No Captain Hook
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 08:53 AM
And wendy to
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 09:40 AM
lost her marbles
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 10:15 AM
while watching muppets
Bob
9th February 2011, 10:16 AM
eat their Porridge
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 10:19 AM
before the three
Bob
9th February 2011, 10:20 AM
midday news service
( I must of had a Brain fade with that reply)
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 10:23 AM
and weather presenters
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 10:24 AM
rode dirt bikes
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 10:25 AM
Since the last time...................
A seductive voice could be heard from the back of AB’s patrol. “Christened at last!!!!”
But it wasn’t what you think. The sound was sounding more like Timbo’s gearbox whine, or the missus’ bananas all over the back seats in the mighty tuff GU patrol – which was bogged. Ha bloody ha.
The ruddy table drain was deep. She clawed her, for winching practice, on AB’s GQ, but winch broke. Luckily, had damper on wire cable. Yep, but bearing in mind, our mate was so protective about his mighty GQ Patrol, that he didn’t fit new tyres. But the powerful, “you are kidding”, mighty GU, rescued a tennis ball. Hardy ha ha.
But the GQ rescued a yoyo, stuck up high. So it launched a Spacely Sprocket out for assistance. Long came Bigrig with a new, politically correct, black powder coated bulbar, with matching ebony Nissan Patrol rims – which fit perfectly onto Clunk’s - No Roofy’s, truck. “Bloody thieving Victorians!”
Bloody Sandgroper, lol. Now now boys. Mean while back at the old ranch, the boys were getting ready for their manicure and full body rub, with gear oil, wearing nuffink but hob nail boots and a shammy – hiding things below in their nether regions of nomans land, or no woman to forge away. To forge away in their g-strings through the mystic sound of music where the hills r bald, like them, valleys run deep, dark and dreary, small streams run. Rev it up. It’s Hopalong again, and he’s gonna a higher plain to check out all the women frolicking in the slop of sewage and getting their thongs wet because it looks good with snorkels and yellow polka dot frogs and al, which Nowoolies drank through a straw then barffffed everywhere.
“I feel crook,” said Bigrig, gasping, whilst going for a six pack of bourbon and barffff, “need beer – makes me bloated.” “What barrrffff, does?” “Beer, ya plonka”, said the tojodriver, to the vicar who was doing his morning constitutional. “I keeelll you”.
Then Daffy squealed, “who dares wins’. It’s Peter Pan, No, Captain Hook, and Wendy too, lost her marbles, while watching muppets eat their porridge before the three midday news service and weather presenters rode dirt bikes.
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Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 10:31 AM
on the yellow
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 10:32 AM
edge line of
Bob
9th February 2011, 10:33 AM
the double lines
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 10:34 AM
of brick road
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 10:35 AM
near ice-cream factory
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 10:36 AM
outside of town
Bob
9th February 2011, 10:46 AM
In the forest
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 11:05 AM
of the murry
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 11:13 AM
,displaying their skills
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 11:14 AM
on one wheel
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 11:17 AM
across 5 tojos
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 11:18 AM
When in Rome,
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 11:19 AM
eating pasta and
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 11:20 AM
chips and cream
TUFF_GU
9th February 2011, 11:49 AM
which made a
Bob
9th February 2011, 11:59 AM
a horrible meal
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 01:41 PM
for the crapotas
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 02:29 PM
and the bears
DX grunt
9th February 2011, 02:49 PM
,but yummy 4me
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 02:53 PM
on your own
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 03:42 PM
you sick puppy lamo
Bob
9th February 2011, 05:12 PM
more than three
Woof
9th February 2011, 05:24 PM
bears are a
Bob
9th February 2011, 05:53 PM
pain in arse
Dhuck
9th February 2011, 06:12 PM
when cold lubricant
Bigrig
9th February 2011, 06:37 PM
isn't applied properly
wildgu6
9th February 2011, 06:48 PM
around the right
Bigrig
9th February 2011, 06:50 PM
orifice, so try
Bob
9th February 2011, 07:02 PM
to apply gently
patch697
9th February 2011, 07:06 PM
and don't slip
Bigrig
9th February 2011, 07:11 PM
coz you might
Woof
9th February 2011, 07:35 PM
end up Bear
AB
9th February 2011, 07:44 PM
bummed with a
Clunk
9th February 2011, 07:48 PM
broom up your
AB
9th February 2011, 07:51 PM
seriously fungus infested
Clunk
9th February 2011, 07:54 PM
bungholio. No that's
Woof
9th February 2011, 07:57 PM
not how to ( how are we going to get this published if you lot keep on going down this track every-time)
Clunk
9th February 2011, 08:06 PM
not how to ( how are we going to get this published if you lot keep on going down this track every-time)
make it M-Rated
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 08:48 PM
For a paperback
Woof
9th February 2011, 08:53 PM
Mills and Boon
Bigrig
9th February 2011, 09:03 PM
, People magazine might
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 09:16 PM
pick it up
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 09:29 PM
and use it
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 09:35 PM
Against oz magazine
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 09:36 PM
To create competion
Woof
9th February 2011, 09:41 PM
between the Bunyips
Sir Roofy
9th February 2011, 09:43 PM
And the bears
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 10:07 PM
bears WHAT!!!!!!! bears
Woof
9th February 2011, 10:35 PM
being looked into
wildgu6
9th February 2011, 10:47 PM
bythe bear commission
nowoolies
9th February 2011, 11:15 PM
for doing that
Bob
10th February 2011, 07:19 AM
for 200 pages
Bigrig
10th February 2011, 08:10 AM
, so where to
MQ MAD
10th February 2011, 08:24 AM
from here now
Bob
10th February 2011, 08:27 AM
we start again
Bob
10th February 2011, 08:28 AM
so here goes
Bob
10th February 2011, 08:28 AM
which is better
TUFF_GU
10th February 2011, 03:36 PM
at eating chips
Sir Roofy
10th February 2011, 03:54 PM
The chip monks
rkinsey
10th February 2011, 04:03 PM
or seagulls? Maybe
patch697
10th February 2011, 04:52 PM
I'd go Bigrig
Bigrig
10th February 2011, 04:57 PM
, he loves chips (just not in my beer glass !! LOL!!!)
patch697
10th February 2011, 05:00 PM
amongst other oddity's
Dhuck
10th February 2011, 05:00 PM
of this forum
Sir Roofy
10th February 2011, 05:01 PM
such as mmmmmmmmmmmm
Bigrig
10th February 2011, 05:01 PM
, he's awesome though (lmfao!)
Dhuck
10th February 2011, 05:02 PM
talking about Dhuck
Woof
10th February 2011, 05:05 PM
he has just
Bigrig
10th February 2011, 05:06 PM
stolen the limelight (lol)
Sir Roofy
10th February 2011, 05:06 PM
opened another bottle
patch697
10th February 2011, 05:07 PM
& rightly so
Bigrig
10th February 2011, 05:11 PM
as it's time
Bob
10th February 2011, 05:13 PM
to call it
Dhuck
10th February 2011, 05:14 PM
more beer time
Bob
10th February 2011, 05:32 PM
no way hosay
Sir Roofy
10th February 2011, 05:32 PM
with more chips
patch697
10th February 2011, 05:33 PM
amongst other things
Dhuck
10th February 2011, 05:35 PM
bundy ok then?
Bob
10th February 2011, 05:36 PM
no just coke
Sir Roofy
10th February 2011, 05:40 PM
coke would be
RustyNails
10th February 2011, 05:46 PM
Liz Hurley's favourite ..
Sir Roofy
10th February 2011, 05:48 PM
noway is warnie
Bob
10th February 2011, 05:50 PM
to be celibate
Sir Roofy
10th February 2011, 05:54 PM
he will be
Bob
10th February 2011, 06:12 PM
pigs will fly
MQ MAD
10th February 2011, 06:52 PM
maybe anal retentive
Bob
10th February 2011, 06:54 PM
not touching that
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