The 3 word game!

[MEGOMONSTER]

And squeezed, moments

[GUtsy ute]

of air brushing

[MEGOMONSTER]

On toilet bowls

[growler2058]

punishing the porcelain


Tap someone who cares

[93patrol]

whilst the other

[growler2058]

cheek is turned


Tap someone who cares

[93patrol]

and the burning

[MEGOMONSTER]

Sensation in the

[growler2058]

ring is severe


Tap someone who cares

[MEGOMONSTER]

That I'm scared

[MEGOMONSTER]

To let one

[MEGOMONSTER]

Rip in case

[93patrol]

i follow through

[growler2058]

sharting not good


Tap someone who cares

[93patrol]

and the righteousness

[MEGOMONSTER]

Of shitting yourself

[Drew]

Leaves one feeling

[MEGOMONSTER]

Dirty and smelly

[GUtsy ute]

nice warm feeling

[Drew]

Wondering if one

[GUtsy ute]

hasn't damaged something

[93patrol]

In the plumbing

[Drew]

Coz that leads

[MEGOMONSTER]

To overflowing sewerage

[93patrol]

That cause severe

[MEGOMONSTER]

Vomiting when cleaning

[93patrol]

The dirty windshield

[lorrieandjas]

and leads to

[93patrol]

seeing inflatable objects

[lorrieandjas]

pop up everywhere!

[93patrol]

For that we

[lorrieandjas]

really all should

[93patrol]

open up to

[Drew]

Clearing the pipes

[lorrieandjas]

so they don't

[93patrol]

get a blockage

[MEGOMONSTER]

In the bowels

[93patrol]

of dispair, but

[Drew]

A waste of

[93patrol]

time and money

[MEGOMONSTER]

To look this

[GUtsy ute]

crappy after spending

[growler2058]

so much coin

[GUtsy ute]

decorating porcelain bus

[lorrieandjas]

but perhaps we

[93patrol]

should look into

[growler2058]

a healthier lifestyle


Tap someone who cares

[growler2058]

that'd be fun


Tap someone who cares

[my third 256]

stay in bed

[my third 256]

dont get up

[my third 256]

you got up

[my third 256]

going to bed

[growler2058]

got a cold


Tap someone who cares

[growler2058]

heading for bed


Tap someone who cares

[growler2058]

again right now


Tap someone who cares

[93patrol]

cracking a beer

[MEGOMONSTER]

In three days

[MEGOMONSTER]

Is when I.

[MEGOMONSTER]

Breakup for Christmas

[93patrol]

throwing inna line

[MEGOMONSTER]

Holidays, can't wait

[MEGOMONSTER]

To wet aline

[93patrol]

catch a few

[MEGOMONSTER]

Fish fora feed

[Drew]

With some chups

[MEGOMONSTER]

And tartare sauce

[93patrol]

follow by a

[Bob]

half dozen stubbies

[93patrol]

and great mates

[lorrieandjas]

only half dozen?

[Bob]

thats before lunch

[lorrieandjas]

phew that's ok

[MEGOMONSTER]

Now danext six

[lorrieandjas]

would be great

[Drew]

Do beer run

[MEGOMONSTER]

With bourbon shooters

[lorrieandjas]

and some tequila!!

[MEGOMONSTER]

Howbout a Martini

[AB]

in Rossco's bikini

[Drew]

I just pewked

[lorrieandjas]

and I'm out!

[MEGOMONSTER]

For more drinks

[lorrieandjas]

to erase visions

[MEGOMONSTER]

Of Rossco in

[lorrieandjas]

all his glory

[MEGOMONSTER]

What without bikini's

[Drew]

Or a mankini

[growler2058]

just his sluggos


Tap someone who cares

[MEGOMONSTER]

Good old fashioned

[lorrieandjas]

early 1950's like

[MEGOMONSTER]

Rock n rollin

[lorrieandjas]

rockin' and reelin'

[MEGOMONSTER]

Reeling ana spooling

[lorrieandjas]

Barbara Anne! Bar...bar...bar

[MEGOMONSTER]

Barbara aaaaaaaanne, you

[lorrieandjas]

take my hand

[Jodaniels]

while you can

[lorrieandjas]

now another song

[Drew]

Tiptoe thru datulips

[MEGOMONSTER]

Doesn't take long

[growler2058]

for the yarn


Tap someone who cares

[MEGOMONSTER]

To get dirty

[growler2058]

Better get soap


Tap someone who cares

[MEGOMONSTER]

On a string

[The BigFella]

"G" strings away

[Drew]

Ahoy me 'harties

[AB]

I am captain

[Bob]

of this forum

[Bob]

we blindly follow

[Bob]

through the mud

[Bob]

much damage occur

[lorrieandjas]

just don't stop

[boots]

keep on truckin

[lorrieandjas]

and rocking and

[growler2058]

using low range


Tap someone who cares

[lorrieandjas]

don't forget lockers

[KL570]

attach a snatch

[lorrieandjas]

and never forget

[The BigFella]

latch the latch

[lorrieandjas]

and leave gates

[AB]

Wide open so....

[The BigFella]

not the sheep

[lorrieandjas]

can run away

[KL570]

hiluxes and defenders

[lorrieandjas]

what are they

[cruizerbitz]

and who made

[KL570]

apple pies tasty?

[lorrieandjas]

How did we

[MEGOMONSTER]

Know to make

[93patrol]

Bubbles into beer

[MEGOMONSTER]

Beer in batter

[KL570]

batter is awesome

[lorrieandjas]

but not when

[GUtsy ute]

butter is better

[MEGOMONSTER]

Battered buttered bread

[93patrol]

Battered sandy sausage

[lorrieandjas]

that leaves blisters

[93patrol]

And nasty sores

[lorrieandjas]

which take ages

[nissannewby]

to rub off

[lorrieandjas]

with coarse grade

[nissannewby]

60 grit sandpaper

[lorrieandjas]

which leaves scars

[KL570]

blood went everywhere

[lorrieandjas]

and couldn't stop

[93patrol]

Had to finish

[lorrieandjas]

sanding it back

[93patrol]

To polish the

[lorrieandjas]

dirt and grime

[MEGOMONSTER]

It ain't nocrime

[93patrol]

To choke the

[MEGOMONSTER]

Chicken, with my

[Drew]

Limp right wrist

[lorrieandjas]

ooooh - that's not

[93patrol]

Howzat for cricket

[lorrieandjas]

speaking of bats

[MEGOMONSTER]

And of Robins

[Drew]

Maybe round robins

[MEGOMONSTER]

Why not square

[93patrol]

or obtuse maybe

[lorrieandjas]

or maybe oblique

[93patrol]

How we roll

[MEGOMONSTER]

A fine cigar

[The BigFella]

Is that'a gun

[growler2058]

no a cigar


Tap someone who cares

[Drew]

Monica's fav cigar

[93patrol]

she smokes alot

[lorrieandjas]

in a little

[93patrol]

Shorty patrol that

[lorrieandjas]

is party central

[93patrol]

Goes lika rocket

[lorrieandjas]

and we all

[AB]

join in on

[93patrol]

Clap hands together

[lorrieandjas]

but if you

[red_spider]

fall down the

[lorrieandjas]

big bog hole

[KL570]

pajero's get stuck

[lorrieandjas]

in there all

[93patrol]

Silk suits and

[lorrieandjas]

louis vuitton manbags

[93patrol]

With a frappacino

[93patrol]

With tassels everywhere

[lorrieandjas]

and a whole

[wildgu6]

Lot of nasty


TAP TAP TAP MERRY XMAS TO ALL AND A SAFE NEW YEAR TO COME

[93patrol]

Smelly nappy rash

[mudnut]

causing road rage

[red_spider]

as he parted

[MEGOMONSTER]

His three hairs

[lorrieandjas]

and one fell

[93patrol]

into the cryochamber

[wildgu6]

And became a


TAP TAP TAP MERRY XMAS TO ALL AND A SAFE NEW YEAR TO COME

[MEGOMONSTER]

Cryochamber lost soul

[red_spider]

in jesus name

[93patrol]

Thy kingdom cometh

[lorrieandjas]

On the seventh

[MEGOMONSTER]

Door to the

[93patrol]

left of screen

[MEGOMONSTER]

Push button twice

[93patrol]

and rollup sleeves

[MEGOMONSTER]

Up to elbow

[lorrieandjas]

just in case

[wildgu6]

desert eagle jams

[Drew]

I hate that

[93patrol]

Eject clip reload

[GUtsy ute]

when firing pooshooter

[red_spider]

and shat in

[MEGOMONSTER]

Shitting again arewe

[Drew]

Nope a shart

[93patrol]

Minor pants explosion

[lorrieandjas]

all this talk

[red_spider]

while on the

[lorrieandjas]

highway to hell

[red_spider]

old man rivers

[lorrieandjas]

will flow on

[93patrol]

While the tension

[BigRAWesty]

And the pressure

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[Drew]

Is slowly building

[MEGOMONSTER]

Before bursting liker

[MEGOMONSTER]

Tyre being stabbed

[93patrol]

In the dodgy

[MEGOMONSTER]

Backstreets of Japan

[Drew]

With chop sticks

[93patrol]

Eating suimin noodles

[MEGOMONSTER]

Then catch flies

[MEGOMONSTER]

No telling lies

[The BigFella]

Ganman Style Rules

[lorrieandjas]

do the gangnam!

[The BigFella]

ooh ooh ooh

[MEGOMONSTER]

The right stuff

[The BigFella]

your so tuff

[growler2058]

wearing pink jocks


Tap someone who cares

[MEGOMONSTER]

And spandex leggings

[BigRAWesty]

Dancing like a

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[MEGOMONSTER]

David LeeRoth impersonator.

[BigRAWesty]

On good crack

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[MEGOMONSTER]

Smashing up piñata's ( pinyatas)

[MC97GQ]

getting goodies out

[MEGOMONSTER]

Like lockers and

[MC97GQ]

winches,lift kits

[BigRAWesty]

And big turbos

Kallen Westbrook
Owner of
Westy's Accessories (http://www.nissanpatrol.com.au/forums/showthread.php?15134-Westy-s-Accessories.-A-small-back-yard-builder.)

[MC97GQ]

and new intercoolers

[MEGOMONSTER]

With big scoops

[growler2058]

of chocolate icecream


Tap someone who cares

[93patrol]

Dipped in nuts

[MEGOMONSTER]

And coloured sprinkles

[93patrol]

tarred and feathered

[MEGOMONSTER]

Tied and tethered.

[93patrol]

whipped and paddled

[MEGOMONSTER]

Lashed and leashed