The 3 word game!

[Bigrig]

very little, so

[NissanGQ4.2]

the mighty GQ

[molongmick]

huffed and puffed

[nowoolies]

and the alien

[MQ MAD]

in the toyota

[molongmick]

snorted and grunted

[Bigrig]

and cleared the

[Sir Roofy]

The deep ravine

[molongmick]

with a thunderous

[MQ MAD]

huge bloody fart

[AB]

which swepped through

[Bob]

that bloody alien again

[Sir Roofy]

The heavans above

[Bigrig]

opened and let

[MQ MAD]

out a yaris

[AB]

which zoomed around

[Sir Roofy]

In a flood

[molongmick]

and squealed with

[Sir Roofy]

Delight and quivering

[molongmick]

with jealousy when

[MQ MAD]

beating that GU

[nowoolies]

with dead aliens

[MQ MAD]

in centrelinks carpark,

[Sir Roofy]

Another knock back

[molongmick]

from Julia, then

[Bigrig]

luck at last

[Sir Roofy]

The gq was

[Dhuck]

slamming landcruiser aliens

[nowoolies]

and not getting

[Sir Roofy]

Very far until

[Sir Roofy]

From the gu,s

[Sir Roofy]

Latch is lifted

[nowoolies]

and the aliens

[Sir Roofy]

duck for cover

[DX grunt]

where no-one goes

[DX grunt]

,and all die.

[DX grunt]

End of aliens!

[Sir Roofy]

hooray for that

[Bigrig]

and hooray for

[Sir Roofy]

the flood planes of aus

[nowoolies]

thats five words hahahahah

[nowoolies]

ill find more

[patch697]

fish net stockings

[nowoolies]

to wear here

[DX grunt]

And here's more..................

Wow, this thread just keeps on going and going, with all sorts of little aliens and witter banter, filling the bowl with utter disgust to feed aliens with old humans and left over creamy wine trifle.

Bangers and Mash had a threesome with two martians. The dirty B^^%$^$ds had rubber gloves on their wallies to keep their hands clean while rubbing oil all over their bonnet. Rossco was running to keep them on their toes, while Scotty got the hot prodder ready for Todd to sear his leak in his ooohh la la.

“Ooiiiii” cried Todd. “Man that’s cool”, in excruciating pain. Touching his toes, the alien bit its ding aling.
“Oh that’s nice”, he said with a smile. “Can you bite. Can you hold? Oh please, please just squeeze it and get the rest of the big fat t*rd out of your an@l passageway”, which disgusted Todd because it hurt his poor feelings towards the alien, who probed him vigourously, and then laughed until the leader joined in.

His name was andy…bluey…something, or maybe Ross. But then Wayne pulled out his spare CV joint and inserted it into his hip replacement which made him say “why can’t I have my head shaved and inserted into the alien’s b------t?”. He can’t because Ross is already stuck in there, fighting for his life 2 live, because the alien wanted to go back to rehab because he couldn’t get clunk to remove Ross from his hot prodder, with plenty of warm baby oil.

In the meantime, Todd was having second thoughts about calling Scotty, ‘The Big Girl’s Blouse’,
Because MR said, “I’ll get the Newton’s over if you pick my …….. and Finly won’t be upset if Rossco says “stuff the aliens.”

The brute g.u got flogged by very little, so the mighty GQ huffed and puffed and the alien in the toyota snorted and grunted and cleared the deep ravine with a huge bloody f@rt, which swept through that bloody alien again.

The heavens above opened, and let out a yaris, which zoomed around in a flood, and squealed with delight, and quivering with jealousy when beating that GU with dead aliens, in centrelink’s carpark.
Another knockback from Julia, then luck at last. The GQ was slamming landcruiser aliens and not getting very far. Until, from the GU’s, latch is fitted, and the aliens duck for cover, where no one goes, and all die. End of aliens.

Hooray for that and hooray for the flood plains. I’ll find more fish net stockings to wear here

[Dhuck]

with pink nickers

[MQ MAD]

plus cowboy hat,

[Dhuck]

and frilly skirt

[MQ MAD]

and boob tube,

[DX grunt]

and aussie thongs ( ......I said thongs - with an S )

[wildgu6]

for my trip

[big_fletch]

Into dusty Egypt

[molongmick]

ontop of those

[MQ MAD]

nut crunching camels

[molongmick]

with big hairy

[patch697]

men leading them

[Pete's GU3]

into the night

[MQ MAD]

. President Obama said,

[nowoolies]

oh my god!!!!!!

[nowoolies]

look over there

[molongmick]

it's, Kevin, he

[nowoolies]

is a ALIEN ..........

[molongmick]

with big juicy

[Dhuck]

date palm nuts

[Woof]

that Bunyips love

[AB]

to munch on (what is it with you guys and Aliens....What the????)

[big_fletch]

while running into

[Woof]

a Pollywaffle that,,,,( yeah down with Aliens, long live the Bunyips)

[molongmick]

was floating in

[nowoolies]

to munch on (what is it with you guys and Aliens....What the????)

this story is off this planet so.........

[nowoolies]

in the aliens (aliens eat bunyips for tea)

[patch697]

communal bath tub

[nowoolies]

being stirred with

[molongmick]

a great big

[patch697]

Finly by Burt Newton

[nowoolies]

the alien said

[patch697]

where's Patty? Burt

[molongmick]

removed his toupe

[nowoolies]

and guess what

[patch697]

It was "Big Fletch"

[nowoolies]

in his skirt

[patch697]

must have bet Andy

[Clunk]

Pandy and Jemima

[molongmick]

to do the........

[MQ MAD]

wild love making

[Bigrig]

, Geronimo he cried

[molongmick]

please, oh please

[Bigrig]

stop AB, you're

[nowoolies]

your in the

[Bigrig]

wrong superhero outfit

[molongmick]

you're not WonderWoman

[Bigrig]

so put your

[MQ MAD]

lycra suit on,

[molongmick]

and don't forget

[patch697]

to grab some

[Dhuck]

a sexy ballerina

[Clunk]

tu-tu an slippers

[Bigrig]

and some jelly

[Clunk]

down your stockings

[nowoolies]

wheres my ALIEN

[patch697]

in your bed

[Bigrig]

, and looking good

[patch697]

but be careful

[Bigrig]

of the probing

[nowoolies]

in your bed

im gunna tell her hahahahahahahaha

[Clunk]

do it harder

[nowoolies]

with the jelly

[patch697]

that tastes so

[Clunk]

fruity and delicious

[molongmick]

yet so firm

[patch697]

to the touch

[Bigrig]

, how about we

[Clunk]

rub it all

[nowoolies]

over the alien

[Clunk]

. That damn alien

[MQ MAD]

shoot the bastard !!!

[Clunk]

Must get rid

[MQ MAD]

of 4 words

[molongmick]

the alien is

[Clunk]

defunct and hopefully

[molongmick]

dead and burried!!!!!!

[DX grunt]

forever and ever!!!

[molongmick]

rest his soul.

[Sir Roofy]

and about time

[Sir Roofy]

and cremated to

[Clunk]

...So far so

[patch697]

owe my lord

[Sir Roofy]

yep there dead

[molongmick]

But wait, suddenly

[Sir Roofy]

the bunyups arrived

[patch697]

with Burt Newton

[nowoolies]

ill be back............

[patch697]

said a distant voice

[nowoolies]

with more ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!

[patch697]

No theirs not

[DX grunt]

Their's definitely not!

[nowoolies]

and the bunyips

[DX grunt]

say thank you

[nowoolies]

but are terrified !!!!!!!!!!

[DX grunt]

"Toughen up Princess"

[DX grunt]

was mumbled to

[DX grunt]

the lost bunyups

[Dark 1]

from the mighty

[nowoolies]

bunyip eating aliens

[patch697]

who are now bloody dead, well & truely dead dead dead bloody dead

[DX grunt]

who are now bloody dead, well & truely dead dead dead bloody dead

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LIKE HE SAID ....to the power of 1,000,000,000,000,000

[patch697]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LIKE HE SAID ....to the power of 1,000,000,000,000,000

LOLOLOLOLOL..............Thats a lot of power Rossco......LMAO

[patch697]

Meanwhile AB had

[DX grunt]

moved right along

[nowoolies]

finally i got a BITE hahahahah rotflmao

[Bigrig]

"bite this" yelled

[patch697]

roofy & while your

[DX grunt]

at it, don't

[nowoolies]

cry for bunyips

[patch697]

Bigrig & Tony played

[Bigrig]

with their tools (think screwdrivers you clowns!!! LOL)

[patch697]

While fixing Tank

[Bigrig]

with a defibrillator

[patch697]

not really, thay

[Bigrig]

made him stronger

[nowoolies]

than any toyota

[Bigrig]

which wasn't hard

[patch697]

to rescue Finly

[Dark 1]

from the crapota

[patch697]

clan from WA

[Bigrig]

although it seemed

[Dark 1]

unlikely it could

[patch697]

be given thay

[nowoolies]

clan from WA

gunna go and lock the gates hahahahahaha

[Sir Roofy]

But along came (whoops to many words nowoolies)

[Bob]

the alien again

[Sir Roofy]

Noway he died

[Sir Roofy]

Here comes hopalong

[MQ MAD]

casidy and the

[DX grunt]

knee high grasshopper

[Bigrig]

which was lucky

[DX grunt]

and bungeeeeee Bob

[nowoolies]

because the snow

[Bigrig]

chains didn't fit

[MQ MAD]

on the 180B

[Bigrig]

due to it's

[DX grunt]

little skinny wheels

[Bigrig]

, not to mention

[nowoolies]

under the bonnet

[MQ MAD]

.The Horsepower was

[DX grunt]

well, just not

[Bigrig]

what was expected

[Sir Roofy]

4 cylenders only

[nowoolies]

and held together

[Bigrig]

with sticky tape

[Sir Roofy]

and bungy straps

[Bigrig]

still, it seemed

[MQ MAD]

to outpower toyotas

[Sir Roofy]

with fats on

[MQ MAD]

and fluffy dice

[Bigrig]

as they have

[Sir Roofy]

The bat mobile

[nowoolies]

on bungeeeee cords

[Bigrig]

which works well

[Sir Roofy]

When calling robin

[Bigrig]

into the fray

[MQ MAD]

my little princess

[Bigrig]

, go get your

[MQ MAD]

wonder woman suit

[Bigrig]

and the lube (for getting into the suit you dirty minded creatures!! LOL)

[Sir Roofy]

To help slip

[MQ MAD]

it on obviously,

[Sir Roofy]

Below the job

[Bigrig]

questions were asked

[nowoolies]

under the table

[AB]

about Scottys new

[Bigrig]

bits and bobs

[nowoolies]

little thingy dangling

[Sir Roofy]

Ahh a button

[Bigrig]

don't press it!

[AB]

otherwise it will

[nowoolies]

omg dont touch!!!!

[MQ MAD]

Between his legs

[AB]

an awful odor

[nowoolies]

arose from .......what?????????

[MQ MAD]

rotten bloody eggs

[Bigrig]

repeating on me

[Sir Roofy]

bubbling gut and

[nowoolies]

beer beer and ..................beer!!!!!!!!

[Sir Roofy]

the toxic mix

[MQ MAD]

all swishing around

[Pete's GU3]

MMMMMM gimmmme more

[nowoolies]

in his guts

[Sir Roofy]

yes be wary

[nowoolies]

as it rumbled

[DX grunt]

"Stop spinning, bed"

[DX grunt]

was the cry.

[Sir Roofy]

It went faster

[DX grunt]

and faster, until

[DX grunt]

I projectiled everywhere

[Sir Roofy]

Yuk yuk yuk

[DX grunt]

Never, ever again

[Sir Roofy]

Will he mix

[molongmick]

raspberry and vodka

[DX grunt]

When ya stand

[Clunk]

that close to

[Sir Roofy]

To cisco kid

[Clunk]

you're gonna get

[Sir Roofy]

Get caught by

[Sir Roofy]

The lone ranger

[Woof]

Fo*d Ranger that

[Dhuck]

should die quick

[Woof]

in the mud

[nowoolies]

with my aliens :(

[Clunk]

.............. the bloody aliens !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!