The 3 word game!

[snicko]

GU pulled out

[growler2058]

of the race

[patch697]

not made forit

[snicko]

up until now

[patch697]

Patrols were tough

[Bob]

only the gu

[patch697]

is found wanting

[growler2058]

to be aGQ......

[snicko]

hahahahahahahahahha not likely

[growler2058]

GQhas no equal

[snicko]

at that level

[patch697]

of 4x4 excellence

[snicko]

exactually my point

[growler2058]

Unlike toymota crabbers

[patch697]

Patrol owner are

[growler2058]

much more capable

[snicko]

and better looking

[patch697]

which goes without

[snicko]

a doubt because

[GUtsy ute]

look at us

[patch697]

we drive superior

[snicko]

thin and beautiful

[patch697]

fat and voluptuous

[snicko]

short and tall

[growler2058]

inA nice shirt

[snicko]

tight designer jeans

[patch697]

are we ponces

[GUtsy ute]

oooh! hello boys!

[growler2058]

and lady snicko

[snicko]

in a dress

[NissanGQ4.2]

2nites the night

[growler2058]

before we go

[Woof]

and chase Bunyips

[NissanGQ4.2]

in the patrol

[snicko]

we all must

[GUtsy ute]

go forth and

[snicko]

chase them down

[GUtsy ute]

with great gusto

[snicko]

and wheels spinning

[GUtsy ute]

on flattened bunyips

[snicko]

engaging both lockers

[GUtsy ute]

in intellegent conversation

[snicko]

that they understand

[GUtsy ute]

the importance of

[snicko]

but for why?

[patch697]

there already dead

[snicko]

squashed under wheels

[patch697]

guts hanging everywhere

[GUtsy ute]

good bunyip lube

[nowoolies]

she`s killing again

[snicko]

teddy not involved

[nowoolies]

at the moment

[snicko]

he is asleep

[nowoolies]

no drinking burbon

[snicko]

send him toAA

[nowoolies]

and another = aa

[patch697]

Hmmmm next please

[snicko]

Dive Ollie Dive

[growler2058]

into the mud

[patch697]

and sand hills

[growler2058]

in search of

[patch697]

a hidden airbase

[growler2058]

stashed by theUSA

[GUtsy ute]

weaponsof mass destruction

[fixer982]

and alien spaceships

[patch697]

what... in Oz

[fixer982]

well Victoria anyway

[growler2058]

orrrr.......pine gap

[fixer982]

hole in forest?

[growler2058]

secret womens business (i mean US business hahahaha)

[fixer982]

sounds like victorharbour

[nowoolies]

then it happened

[timbar]

the aliens came

[nowoolies]

in bunyip spacecraft

[timbar]

to obduct patrols

[patch697]

rather then Tojo's

[nowoolies]

cause their thebest

[patch697]

even aliens have

[timbar]

Seen on this

[patch697]

forum how tough

[nowoolies]

the GU patrolsare

[timbar]

not astough asGQthough

[nowoolies]

no second prize

[timbar]

for the GU's

[timbar]

they came fourth

[growler2058]

and multiplied quickly

[patch697]

with our bunyips

[snicko]

one on one

[patch697]

until the bunyips

[snicko]

had had enough

[patch697]

and started eating

[snicko]

all the cheesecake

[Bob]

And leaving none

[patch697]

Bugger. Gun please

[Bob]

run teddy run

[snicko]

get the bunyips

[patch697]

shoot them bastards

[fixer982]

before they hide

[snicko]

and nomore cheesecake

[patch697]

Now thats upsetting

[fixer982]

if it's true

[patch697]

someones holding out?

[fixer982]

snicko took it

[snicko]

mmmmmmmmmm yummy mmmmmmmmm

[patch697]

truth be told.......................(Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

[snicko]

lip smacking gooooood!

[patch697]

Lip smacking????? imin

[fixer982]

the cheesecake youmean?

[snicko]

hahahahaha what else???

[fixer982]

the teddy's ears?

[nowoolies]

Leave Teddy alone

[Bob]

shoot the mongrel

[nowoolies]

Teddys after bob

[Bob]

get in line

[patch697]

Yaeh teddy yatool

[snicko]

where does hestand?

[nowoolies]

Teddys pushed in

[snicko]

to the front

[nowoolies]

Gets first go

[patch697]

of the haybailer

[nowoolies]

No header here (lol)

[patch697]

wrong machine dopey....PML

[growler2058]

combine harvester maybe

[nowoolies]

thats whatit is hahahaha

[growler2058]

Acombine alien bunyip

[growler2058]

A strange creature

[nowoolies]

look atits teeth

[snicko]

chews things up

[nowoolies]

"n" spits emout

[snicko]

green and gooie

[nowoolies]

with mashed canetoads

[growler2058]

and mudcrab brains

[snicko]

up the tynes

[nowoolies]

and on the

[snicko]

comb to throw

[nowoolies]

the driver outta

[snicko]

the cabin onto

[patch697]

a fluffy pillow

[snicko]

what? Where from

[patch697]

three word game

[snicko]

OK then and

[patch697]

he fell asleep?

[snicko]

snoring very loudly

[patch697]

as farmer do

[snicko]

late at night

[patch697]

but up at5

[snicko]

poor ole buggers

[patch697]

your telling me......................(LMFAO)

[snicko]

leaving wifey alone

[patch697]

there useto it

[patch697]

probably like it

[snicko]

what more could

[nowoolies]

a mashmallow taste

[patch697]

like? Cheesecake maybe?

[nowoolies]

thinking rotton canetoads

[patch697]

you sick man

[nowoolies]

does it notice

[patch697]

yeah couldn't miss

[nowoolies]

shame to waste

[nowoolies]

my wonderful talent

[patch697]

hahhahahaha Ya tool

[nowoolies]

that as well

[patch697]

if we keep

[nowoolies]

standing onour heads

[patch697]

our nose'll bleed

[nowoolies]

and boots falloff

[patch697]

whack our kneecaps

[snicko]

and other bits

[growler2058]

with raspberry jelly

[snicko]

from hot scones

[patch697]

with whipped cream

[snicko]

hard like rocks

[Bob]

with a cappucino

[snicko]

to soften but

[growler2058]

not tame the

[GUtsy ute]

beast in Teddy

[growler2058]

But awaken it

[GUtsy ute]

and do terrible

[growler2058]

unspeakable things to

[GUtsy ute]

those shooting at

[growler2058]

him with buckshot

[GUtsy ute]

and underdesk snipers

[growler2058]

tried cuddling him

[GUtsy ute]

but those claws

[growler2058]

just aint4 cuddles

[GUtsy ute]

and nose pickin'

[growler2058]

is made easy

[GUtsy ute]

so everyone can

[growler2058]

get into it

[GUtsy ute]

n snot get shot

[growler2058]

by bunyip booger

[snicko]

hide under his

[growler2058]

desk for protection

[snicko]

from the splatter

[GUtsy ute]

of nose matter

[growler2058]

missed byda hankey

[GUtsy ute]

decorating the desk

[snicko]

all over the

[growler2058]

kitchen and sink

[GUtsy ute]

and nowoolies cup

[snicko]

and the beer

[growler2058]

didn't escape the

[snicko]

the sticky mess

[timbar]

from nose splatter

[GUtsy ute]

beer with dags

[snicko]

hanging, dripping, drop

[patch697]

in snicko's mouth

[Clunk]

while Paul licks

[patch697]

the cheesecake dish

[Clunk]

for what seems

[patch697]

like an eternity

[Clunk]

but gets nothing

[patch697]

licked it clean

[Clunk]

as a whistle

[patch697]

& onto another

[Clunk]

far far greater

[timbar]

Subject i think

[patch697]

true that brother

[timbar]

so what now

[patch697]

up to clunk

[Clunk]

Old man slippers

[timbar]

keep feet warm

[patch697]

there comfy too

[timbar]

Here come TheAliens

[Clunk]

with vacuum hoses

[patch697]

who's gonna getit

[timbar]

to suck yabrainsout

[Clunk]

through your nose

[patch697]

oh happy days..(hahahahahahaha)

[Clunk]

surely it should

[patch697]

do sweet FA

[Clunk]

buts sends Timbar

[patch697]

to bel's house

[Clunk]

to warm her

[patch697]

in the dark

[Clunk]

asits now called

[patch697]

interesting that hay

[Clunk]

shhhh its secret

[patch697]

hmmm got it

[timbar]

so dont tell

[patch697]

no fear mate

[timbar]

if it getsout

[patch697]

oh the pain

[Clunk]

she''l kill ya

[growler2058]

roses with kindness

[patch697]

nah she's mean

[snicko]

taught by Patch

[patch697]

Who, nice patch?

[snicko]

no the otherone

[patch697]

oh theirs two