The 3 word game!

[snicko]

peas upthe nose

[wildgu6]

straight fromthe freezer

[nowoolies]

with cabbage ontop

[snicko]

and sliced carrots

[nowoolies]

and mung beans

[nowoolies]

From my iphone

[timbar]

sending phonne viruses

[growler2058]

Stupid damn virus

[nowoolies]

damn stupid iphone

[Bob]

that causes Cancer

[nowoolies]

my ear felloff

[Timbo]

doesn't make sense

[Bob]

your not wrong

[snicko]

doesn't ring when

[nowoolies]

your wheels turn

[snicko]

inthe sloppy mud

[Bob]

engage the locker

[Timbo]

thread has gone

[Bob]

to the dogs

[Timbo]

. Let's restart with

[Bob]

Forum has grown

[Timbo]

very large, very

[Bob]

informative and friendly

[snicko]

boys and girls

[Timbo]

come together and

[Bob]

share a common

[growler2058]

thing............calleda baby

[Timbo]

In breaking news:

[Bob]

there's a meetup

[Timbo]

starting Friday at

[Bob]

waterguage camping area

[Timbo]

where the Nissan

[Bob]

patrol forum gather

[Timbo]

and drink much

[Bob]

tea and coffee

[GUtsy ute]

telling tall tales

[Timbo]

around the fire.

[growler2058]

withA fine china

[Bob]

cup for tea

[growler2058]

on the bank

[Bob]

of the river

[growler2058]

with rod and

[Bob]

reel at hand

[growler2058]

ready to land

[Bob]

Large rainbow trout

[growler2058]

big enough to

[Bob]

Feed the camp

[growler2058]

of hungry forum

[Bob]

An entree for

[Bob]

Roofy's camp roast

[growler2058]

now im drooling

[Bob]

Covered in gravy

[growler2058]

all over everything

[Bob]

Including roast vegetables

[growler2058]

Including roast vegetables

absolutely everything swimming

[growler2058]

In thick rich

[snicko]

gravy, glorious gravy

[Bob]

Good for waistline

[snicko]

and bigger butt

[GUtsy ute]

cheek dents in

[snicko]

bigger butt as

[GUtsy ute]

seat starts groaning

[snicko]

and seatbelt complains

[growler2058]

It's too short

[GUtsy ute]

to restrain the

[snicko]

larger, bigger, greater

[GUtsy ute]

huger bodily mass

[growler2058]

That comes with

[snicko]

eating too much

[growler2058]

Balfours piesN pastys

[GUtsy ute]

And apple turnovers

[snicko]

with glorious whippedcream

[growler2058]

And cold lard

[snicko]

that turns into

[GUtsy ute]

even greater butt

[snicko]

stretching the fabric

[GUtsy ute]

sagging the springs

[snicko]

buckling the shockers

[GUtsy ute]

blowing the tyres

[snicko]

spread eagle thewheels

[GUtsy ute]

drag the diffs

[snicko]

squash the fueltank

[GUtsy ute]

gravel rashed butt

[wildgu6]

and whata rash

[GUtsy ute]

thing to do

[Silver]

with full moon

[timbar]

pull ya pantsup

[Silver]

after girlie anklesplash

[growler2058]

bogged the landcrapper

[GUtsy ute]

ina wee puddle

[nowoolies]

no bigger than

[GUtsy ute]

a nappy full

[nowoolies]

of toymota *&^%$

[growler2058]

and blown diffs

[nowoolies]

full of water

[Bob]

breather too low

[nowoolies]

said ina sqeekyvoice

[GUtsy ute]

tighten yah nuts

[nowoolies]

with marmalaid jelly

[GUtsy ute]

lubing the threads

[snicko]

for easy access

[Bob]

To the transmission

[GUtsy ute]

diff muffler bearings

[nowoolies]

of a old...

[GUtsy ute]

automatic push bike

[nowoolies]

without wheels on

[growler2058]

Or a seat!!!

[TUR7LE]

But it has

[nowoolies]

got a big...

[GUtsy ute]

landcrab gear stick

[growler2058]

For their drivers

[GUtsy ute]

with trainer wheels

[growler2058]

And cotton wool

[GUtsy ute]

from reel sheep

[growler2058]

Mmmmm lamb shanks

[nowoolies]

food glorious food

[snicko]

on the barby

[GUtsy ute]

cooking for Ken

[snicko]

no divorced him

[GUtsy ute]

got a Patrol

[snicko]

much better reliability

[GUtsy ute]

no nervous breakdowns

[snicko]

or tension problems

[GUtsy ute]

goes where wanted

[snicko]

the best price

[GUtsy ute]

costs lessto run

[snicko]

smell of oily

[GUtsy ute]

hair no more

[snicko]

waxed on waxedoff

[GUtsy ute]

Patrol outshines Ken

[snicko]

in any competition

[Bob]

not the newone

[growler2058]

It looks $&@"

[Bob]

like a greatwall

[growler2058]

Just as bad

[GUtsy ute]

growley gutsey bigrig

[nowoolies]

full of jelly

[GUtsy ute]

babys going gooey

[nowoolies]

and big squished

[growler2058]

elephant turd underfoot

[nowoolies]

of a small

[growler2058]

dwarf like crabber

[nowoolies]

stuck in a

[growler2058]

shallow bog hole

[timbar]

with a longdrop

[nowoolies]

full of big

[growler2058]

bad land crappers

[nowoolies]

guess what happened

[GUtsy ute]

when skidmarks appeared

[nowoolies]

you wont beleive

[GUtsy ute]

burnt brown rubber

[timbar]

all over the

[GUtsy ute]

the landcrapper's seat

[nowoolies]

and the bonnet

[snicko]

and the roof

[nowoolies]

and the stickers

[snicko]

all over the

[nowoolies]

underside on top

[snicko]

underneath and sideways

[GUtsy ute]

inside the gearbox

[snicko]

up the snorkel

[timbar]

and all round

[GUtsy ute]

the fluffy dice

[snicko]

on the dash

[timbar]

under the seats

[snicko]

in the glovebox

[GUtsy ute]

on high beam

[snicko]

while indicating left

[GUtsy ute]

under the table

[nowoolies]

thats my spot

[timbar]

crawl back in

[nowoolies]

to my 4x4......

[timbar]

open them tracks

[nowoolies]

for timbar tofollow

[timbar]

then over take

[nowoolies]

a turtle inmud

[timbar]

making it through .....

[nowoolies]

ateaspoon of mud

[timbar]

came off yours ...

[nowoolies]

cause it was

[timbar]

still endedup clean

[nowoolies]

after i washedit

[timbar]

for no reason

[nowoolies]

a troll slid

[timbar]

into Abig mudhole

[growler2058]

then powered out

[snicko]

up the hill

[nowoolies]

and over a

[snicko]

big bad boulder

[nowoolies]

and crushed it

[snicko]

flat as apancake

[nowoolies]

without maple syrup

[Bob]

but with icecream

[timbar]

and chocolate syrup

[Bob]

washed down with

[timbar]

glass of coke

[Bob]

was thinking something

[nowoolies]

a little stronger

[Bob]

like a Bourbon

[snicko]

or a scotch

[Bob]

with no Ice

[snicko]

went downa treat

[Bob]

now for a......

[timbar]

cigarette to finsh

[snicko]

need to giveup

[timbar]

all ready have

[Bob]

but still have

[timbar]

the occasional one

[Bob]

i dont but

[timbar]

some do icant

[Bob]

its bloody hard

[timbar]

would startall over

[snicko]

except lungs would

[timbar]

completely blockup ndie

[growler2058]

like a cruiser

[GUtsy ute]

wheezing it's last

[snicko]

blocked filter breath

[growler2058]

as it sinks

[timbar]

to the bottom

[GUtsy ute]

ofits tar filled

[snicko]

block and exhaust

[wildgu6]

with melted pistons

[GUtsy ute]

tearing their rings

[wildgu6]

Oouch thatsgotta hurt

[GUtsy ute]

losing their skirts

[timbar]

and flashing their

[nowoolies]

pearly white teeth

[growler2058]

Girlie under garments

[snicko]

with white frilly

[nowoolies]

boot laces tied

[snicko]

loose for easy

[nowoolies]

removal of boots

[snicko]

in an emergency

[nowoolies]

"n" wheels felloff

[snicko]

opps, too loose

[Bob]

with their morals

[snicko]

got more than

[Bob]

they bargained for

[snicko]

itchy and scratchy

[Bob]

coarse woollen jumper

[snicko]

bit tight around

[Bob]

big beer gut

[snicko]

seams coming apart

[Bob]

with gravy stains

[snicko]

on camp chair

[Timbo]

makes no sense

[Bob]

not supposed to

[Bob]

lets start again

[snicko]

As sand through

[Bob]

a hour glass