The 3 word game!

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into the wheeliebin

[nowoolies]

you wouldnt believe

[timbar]

how much room

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boxer shorts have

[growler2058]

Compared to sluggos

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and budgie smugglers

[growler2058]

ThatR too tight

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giving squeaky voice

[snicko]

tucked up tight

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as damper nuts

[growler2058]

Poppin inda fire

[snicko]

hard to get

[growler2058]

Ya head around

[snicko]

fixed witha hammer

[GUtsy ute]

them crushed nuts

[growler2058]

The ol persuader

[snicko]

burred the end

[growler2058]

By chewin it

[snicko]

with a chisel

[GUtsy ute]

shaped bash o'meter

[growler2058]

For toymota landcrappers

[snicko]

with no steering

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dampers or scones

[growler2058]

For their tea

[snicko]

with jamncream

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where it hurts

[snicko]

on the head

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of landcrab owners

[snicko]

who can only

[growler2058]

Dream of driving

[snicko]

Dream of driving

a morris minor

[growler2058]

Too much power

[snicko]

need a Valium

[growler2058]

Anda littl laydown

[snicko]

to get strength

[growler2058]

To
Drivea crab

[snicko]

sideways over the

[growler2058]

Biggest steepest hill

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tothe wreckers below

[growler2058]

In the flames

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that cremate Tojos

[snicko]

all glowing red

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and never seen

[snicko]

again or again

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only Nissans now

[snicko]

leading the way

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no Tojos anywhere

[snicko]

in any garage

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or offroad track

[snicko]

or dealership floor

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nobody wants one

[snicko]

more room for

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real 4X4 grunt

[snicko]

grunt......grunt.......grunt

[GUtsy ute]

sty agree with

[snicko]

all that happens

[GUtsy ute]

in this pigpen

[growler2058]

and mud hole

[nowoolies]

all mixed with

[snicko]

4x4's+ bacon+eggs

[growler2058]

and bbq sauce

[nowoolies]

and lotsa MUD

[snicko]

splashing over everyone

[growler2058]

forA special facial

[snicko]

on white paint

[nowoolies]

no white paint

[nowoolies]

its all MUD

[growler2058]

its all brown

[snicko]

and some more

[growler2058]

mud on top

[snicko]

mixed with mud

[growler2058]

underneath as well

[snicko]

and inside too

[Bob]

on the carpet

[growler2058]

and the roof

[snicko]

and the damper

[growler2058]

mmmmmm yummy damper

[growler2058]

on hot coals

[Bob]

from the campfire

[growler2058]

with real butter

[Bob]

and strawberry jam

[growler2058]

........nice cuppa tea

[growler2058]

and river view

[snicko]

too good to

[growler2058]

swim in tho

[Col.T]

because large fish

[GUtsy ute]

live in mud

[Col.T]

and make love

[growler2058]

in hotel spas

[timbar]

and mess the

[GUtsy ute]

tub with scales

[Col.T]

and make drinking

[snicko]

water hardto swallow

[Bob]

without whiskey shot

[growler2058]

on the rocks

[snicko]

need more whiskey

[growler2058]

to sleep soundly

[snicko]

snoring through the

[growler2058]

evening quite happily

[snicko]

not to others

[nowoolies]

who have big

[growler2058]

hangover head aches

[snicko]

from too good

[growler2058]

abottle of plonk

[snicko]

red wouldbe good

[growler2058]

settle on port

[snicko]

just had one!! (hahahahaha)

[nowoolies]

and a good

[growler2058]

26 year old

[snicko]

one it was

[nowoolies]

and the cheese

[growler2058]

very potent sh!t

[wildgu6]

with pickled scorpion

[nowoolies]

an frog legs

[GUtsy ute]

in fishnet stockings

[nowoolies]

with mashmallow toadstools

[GUtsy ute]

poor toolless toads

[nowoolies]

no red wine

[GUtsy ute]

only diff whine

[snicko]

hot and noisy

[nowoolies]

untill cooled off

[Clunk]

in bad books

[nowoolies]

deep as possible

[timbar]

always in the

[growler2058]

only depth varies

[snicko]

have to explain

[nowoolies]

the size ofit

[snicko]

extra large with

[growler2058]

salt and vinegar

[Bob]

lots of chips

[Dhuck]

on your shoulder

[growler2058]

and the duco

[Bob]

from gravel roads

[snicko]

and spanners with

[Bob]

blood on them

[snicko]

from bark off

[Bob]

fitting harris hardcore

[snicko]

ouch, @#$#,cry

[Bob]

your a girl

[snicko]

hahahah hahahaha hahahaha

[Bob]

tough one though

[snicko]

will man up

[Bob]

and remove hardcase

[snicko]

and put backon

[Bob]

with knuckles intact

[snicko]

covered in grease

[Bob]

but very happy

[snicko]

looking goooooooooood mate

[growler2058]

towing another toymota

[GUtsy ute]

bit ofa softcase

[growler2058]

anda head case

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anda sad case

[Silver]

take a teaspoon

[growler2058]

of brown vinegar

[GUtsy ute]

to eliminate skidmarks

[growler2058]

and the hiccups

[GUtsy ute]

caused by clenching

[growler2058]

butt cheeks tightly

[GUtsy ute]

and letting rip

[growler2058]

a toxic cloud

[GUtsy ute]

of tojo bulldust

[growler2058]

from busted exhausts

[nowoolies]

with a free

[snicko]

hand to grab

[nowoolies]

hold of your

[snicko]

spanner when blood

[nowoolies]

oranges taste lousy

[snicko]

all woody with

[GUtsy ute]

grit and grease

[growler2058]

and grasshopper guts

[GUtsy ute]

picked from grille

[growler2058]

warm and crunchy

[snicko]

dipped in sauce

[growler2058]

made from guts

[GUtsy ute]

of old roadkill

[growler2058]

and abbotoir leftovers

[snicko]

no one wanted

[growler2058]

to eat raw

[snicko]

or with dipping

[nowoolies]

unless its got

[GUtsy ute]

the ducks guts

[growler2058]

will do eggs

[snicko]

plenty of port

[nowoolies]

onthe starboard side

[growler2058]

and abit left

[snicko]

with flashing lights

[nowoolies]

right outa here

[snicko]

to over there

[GUtsy ute]

and back again

[nowoolies]

on the upside

[GUtsy ute]

of the flipside

[MikeM]

and then we

[snicko]

spun around to

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the dark side

[Silver]

Pink Floyd sang

[nowoolies]

comfortably numb on

[snicko]

money ching ching

[nowoolies]

i gotta bike

[growler2058]

With flat tyres

[nowoolies]

and bent handlebars

[growler2058]

with streamer handgrips

[snicko]

little white basket

[Bob]

With training wheels

[snicko]

all painted pink

[nowoolies]

n red pokerdots

[snicko]

with shiny chrome

[nowoolies]

wheel nuts on

[Bob]

The spare wheel

[nowoolies]

was on the

[Bob]

Spare wheel holder

[snicko]

holding onthe wheel

[nowoolies]

under the toymota

[snicko]

the rear wheel

[Bob]

Starts to spin

[nowoolies]

and fell off

[Bob]

Causing considerable angst

[growler2058]

for the toymota

[Bob]

F&^%k the toymota (they are banned)

[nowoolies]

just like aliens???????hahahahahahahahaha

[growler2058]

What about bunyips

[Bob]

There all banned

[growler2058]

Toymotas, AliensN Bunyips

[snicko]

all banned because

[Bob]

Of grumpy bob

[snicko]

can't have that

[Bob]

Of course not

[snicko]

need happy bob

[Bob]

Happy with abeer (cheated a bit there)

[snicko]

or red wine

[Bob]

Around camp fire

[big_fletch]

Witha camp roast

[Silver]

without slowed bigpond

[Dhuck]

full of frogs

[big_fletch]

And fishies swimming

[growler2058]

In the dunny

[snicko]

where things happen

[growler2058]

That smell rosy

[snicko]

after camp roast

[Bob]

Drool drool drool

[growler2058]

Of roast lamb

[Silver]

with all trimmings

[growler2058]

Except white carrots

[Silver]

don't lick bowl

[GUtsy ute]

just flush it

[Silver]

Goodbye Tom Cruise

[growler2058]

Lick the bowl

[Silver]

Where TopB*m passed (he wasn't called Maverick in that movie was he :-/)

[GUtsy ute]

his daily bread

[Silver]

..... take my breathaway

[GUtsy ute]

sniffing too deeply