The 3 word game!

[growler2058]

like a t*rd

[snicko]

up and down

[growler2058]

the "S" bend

[snicko]

with other stuff

[growler2058]

leading the way

[snicko]

for a cleanout

[nowoolies]

of all their

[snicko]

pipes and tubes

[nowoolies]

and their big

[snicko]

round white thingie

[nowoolies]

hanging off their

[snicko]

small thin brown

[Silver]

Tojo exhaust pipe

[snicko]

bent into weird

[nowoolies]

crab like things

[wildgu6]

all with defective

[nowoolies]

strewth there alldefective

[growler2058]

operator athe controls

[nowoolies]

now its totally

[Bob]

stuffed and broken

[nowoolies]

and bits falling

[growler2058]

from the sky

[Bob]

covered in slime

[growler2058]

and frog eggs

[big_fletch]

Just like caviar

[Bob]

that is salty

[growler2058]

and very yummo

[Bob]

and very expensive

[growler2058]

milk em yourself

[GUtsy ute]

before they're tadpoles

[nowoolies]

turned into very

[GUtsy ute]

handsome Patrol Princes

[nowoolies]

just like us

[growler2058]

Speakin to Aliens

[growler2058]

the other day

[Bob]

when along came

[growler2058]

a big bunyip

[Bob]

from foggy gippsland

[nowoolies]

covered in frost

[snicko]

all white and

[Bob]

crunchy under foot

[snicko]

behaving all funny

[Budjen98]

Death Star back

[snicko]

Darth tothe rescue

[growler2058]

of princess leah

[snicko]

Gotto stick together

[growler2058]

like super glue

[snicko]

1.. 2... 1

[growler2058]

and oneN all

[snicko]

all together now

[growler2058]

no secrets here!!

[snicko]

Thats the secret

[Bob]

to being succesful

[nowoolies]

eat afrog aday

[growler2058]

keeps aliens away

[nowoolies]

then a big

[growler2058]

tummy rumble occured

[snicko]

grumble......gurgle..........rumble.........

[growler2058]

and then....:blowup:

[growler2058]

an almighty stanch

[snicko]

cough, splutter and

[big_fletch]

Hurl caused people

[growler2058]

burnt nostril hairs

[snicko]

that smell like

[big_fletch]

Mouldy coffee that's

[snicko]

been inthe camper

[big_fletch]

For years and

[snicko]

years and years

[growler2058]

totally forgotten about

[big_fletch]

Till the camper

[snicko]

spat it out

[big_fletch]

And caused everyone

[growler2058]

to dryreach violently

[big_fletch]

And feel sick

[wildgu6]

like smelling baby

[big_fletch]

Nappies full of

[growler2058]

boiled cabbage poop

[wildgu6]

oooohhhh thats not

[snicko]

good at teatime

[growler2058]

cause it smells

[snicko]

nearly taste........... gag

[growler2058]

like a busted

[snicko]

bagof kitty litter

[growler2058]

nice n gritty

[snicko]

with gooey centers

[big_fletch]

That are yummy

[snicko]

wrapped in the

[growler2058]

entrails of yak

[snicko]

that taste like

[growler2058]

Meat flavoured jelly

[timbar]

NBeer flavoured Beer

[growler2058]

With red cordial

[timbar]

and crazy kids

[growler2058]

Bouncing off walls

[nowoolies]

thisas gone downhill

[Bob]

your not wrong

[nowoolies]

and on theupside

[Bob]

we start again

[nowoolies]

into the mire

[Bob]

the rascals run

[nowoolies]

full of those

[growler2058]

pesky do gooders

[nowoolies]

and very large

[growler2058]

balls of snot

[nowoolies]

from bunyips alians

[GUtsy ute]

on booger toast

[timbar]

with shmoo juice

[nowoolies]

and dipped in

[timbar]

muddy river tracks

[Bob]

along the murray

[timbar]

where fish dont

[Bob]

jump into frypan

[timbar]

or bite hooks

[snicko]

that are placed

[GUtsy ute]

with baited breath

[Bob]

on set lines

[snicko]

with worms wriggling

[growler2058]

Better than gents

[snicko]

that get stuck

[growler2058]

Between your teeth

[snicko]

when eating bymistake

[growler2058]

With bad pilchards

[snicko]

and off fish

[growler2058]

With oyster icecream

[snicko]

with bacon and

[growler2058]

Devil ham spread

[wildgu6]

smuthered with braised

[snicko]

steak and onions

[growler2058]

And pickled brains

[snicko]

with cracker biscuits

[wildgu6]

and pat'e with

[snicko]

olives, caviar and

[GUtsy ute]

garlic prawns with

[snicko]

butter and crusty bread

[Silver]

butter and crusty bread

three word game?

[GUtsy ute]

washed down with

[Silver]

crisp sparkling ale

[dukesta83]

And whisky chaser!

[Silver]

then looked for

[timbar]

a beer bottle

[Bob]

of vic bitter

[Silver]

and five more

[nowoolies]

butter and crusty bread

can`t count hahahahahahah

[nowoolies]

picked onions and

[growler2058]

cane toad brains

[nowoolies]

and dont forget

[Bob]

the sheep balls

[nowoolies]

with very big

[growler2058]

serves of eggplant

[Bob]

covered in chutney

[nowoolies]

Made from sloppy

[Bob]

green rotten tomatoes

[nowoolies]

With bunyip poo

[timbar]

on the side

[Bob]

of the hill

[timbar]

covered in mud

[growler2058]

wasa stuck cruiser

[Bob]

with busted sump

[growler2058]

and stuffed diffs

[timbar]

a rolling wreck

[growler2058]

of nuts and

[GUtsy ute]

other queer folk

[Silver]

driving Pampas Cats (Pajeros)

[GUtsy ute]

smoking Pampas grass

[growler2058]

and wacky tabaccy

[GUtsy ute]

making them think

[snicko]

they can do

[growler2058]

same asa troll

[snicko]

but they were

[growler2058]

very sadly mistaken

[GUtsy ute]

because tojo's can't

[snicko]

do what Trolls

[GUtsy ute]

do without breaking

[snicko]

crack, splinter, crunch

[GUtsy ute]

there goes transfer

[growler2058]

gearbox and driver

[GUtsy ute]

onto the scrap

[snicko]

metal mans ute

[GUtsy ute]

and good riddance

[snicko]

then he bought

[GUtsy ute]

a real car

[growler2058]

-ton of coopers

[snicko]

to keep him

[GUtsy ute]

lubricated and running

[growler2058]

from getNda blues

[snicko]

quick or the

[nowoolies]

dead came first

[snicko]

then second comes

[nowoolies]

snicko running last

[snicko]

all unko and

[nowoolies]

fluffy onthe tail

[snicko]

after been chased

[nowoolies]

by very large

[snicko]

man flu viruses

[nowoolies]

stronger than anything

[snicko]

but only men

[nowoolies]

could handle that

[snicko]

snif, cough,moan..................(hahahahah)

[Clunk]

Chew on it

[snicko]

spit it out

[Clunk]

of your bum

[snicko]

only when your

[timbar]

mouth is full

[Clunk]

to the brim

[snicko]

of warm cordial

[timbar]

or scotch cola

[snicko]

or cold beer

[Clunk]

up your nose

[timbar]

with some coke

[growler2058]

Causing fizzy nostrils

[nowoolies]

to flap yerears

[Bob]

like an alien

[nowoolies]

or a large

[GUtsy ute]

JooliaG taking off

[nowoolies]

with her croonies

[Bob]

to political oblivian

[nowoolies]

witha bita luck

[Bob]

red headed B(*&%h

[nowoolies]

will begone sooooooon

[Bob]

can only hope

[nowoolies]

maybe the aliens

[GUtsy ute]

can zap her

[nowoolies]

into oblivion forever

[growler2058]

With the greens

[nowoolies]

and fried lemons

[growler2058]

Sautéed in tequila

[dukesta83]

With macadamia barramundi

[timbar]

deep fried chips

[dukesta83]

And an ale.

[timbar]

three to four

[big_fletch]

Times a day

[nowoolies]

will cause the

[snicko]

head to spin

[GUtsy ute]

off the block

[snicko]

round and round

[nowoolies]

the mullberry bush

[GUtsy ute]

the Patrol chased

[nowoolies]

the little pink

[GUtsy ute]

running scared landcrab

[nowoolies]

all the way

[GUtsy ute]

back to mummy

[timbar]

and his Daddy

[GUtsy ute]

quietly rusting away

[timbar]

into a heap

[GUtsy ute]

of Tojo crapola

[snicko]

by the seaside

[timbar]

just rusting away

[snicko]

upto the eyeballs

[timbar]

of toymota crap

[snicko]

badges and all