The 3 word game!

[growler2058]

all get pi55ed

[Bob]

pay them money

[growler2058]

for the kids

[GUtsy ute]

who really need

[Silver]

a helping hand

[big_fletch]

To get themselves

[timbar]

clean water nfood

[big_fletch]

For their trip

[timbar]

to the outback

[snicko]

to tell others

[big_fletch]

About their experiences

[GUtsy ute]

and how they

[big_fletch]

Managed to find

[nowoolies]

all us here

[GUtsy ute]

to help with

[snicko]

making camp fires

[Silver]

burn safely, yet

[snicko]

with lotsof wood

[GUtsy ute]

to keep WARM

[snicko]

cook marshmellows soft

[timbar]

and goowe middles

[snicko]

sliding off thestick

[timbar]

into the coals

[nowoolies]

more chocies please

[snicko]

only tim-tams left

[nowoolies]

and not sharing ???????

[snicko]

only if you

[nowoolies]

open the packet

[snicko]

ahhh thats theproblem

[nowoolies]

i see said

[big_fletch]

Bigrig as he

[Bob]

pushed packet aside

[big_fletch]

And went for

[Bob]

bottle mineral water

[growler2058]

a diet coke

[big_fletch]

That's low sugar

[growler2058]

and tastes SH1t

[nowoolies]

have a beer

[growler2058]

and be happy

[Bob]

watch the waistline

[growler2058]

if on beer

[growler2058]

will need2 run

[Bob]

and exercise daily

[growler2058]

or drink scotch

[Bob]

that is fattening

[growler2058]

on the rocks??

[Bob]

who running from

[timbar]

the toymota drivers

[nowoolies]

Who drink runny

[timbar]

poo from their

[timbar]

oversized skidded jocks

[snicko]

cleaned in the

[timbar]

kitchen sink with

[Bob]

lots of disinfectant

[GUtsy ute]

making them shrink

[snicko]

into a small

[big_fletch]

Pile of lint

[snicko]

unwearable so maybe

[big_fletch]

It wasn't a

[GUtsy ute]

nut crushing event

[big_fletch]

But was instead

[growler2058]

justa G banger

[big_fletch]

Wearing his top

[growler2058]

inside out and

[big_fletch]

Upside down all

[snicko]

in a flash

[big_fletch]

The floor squirming

[growler2058]

with dance moves

[big_fletch]

That could kill

[growler2058]

murderon the dancefloor

[big_fletch]

You better not

[snicko]

might breaka toe

[big_fletch]

And realli hurt

[snicko]

make you cry

[growler2058]

your toe nail

[GUtsy ute]

peeled right back

[snicko]

showing the bone

[growler2058]

itll grow back

[snicko]

short and stubby

[big_fletch]

After the pain

[snicko]

of realising that

[GUtsy ute]

the bleeding wont

[big_fletch]

Ever stop because

[GUtsy ute]

it broke off

[big_fletch]

And made us

[GUtsy ute]

delicious toejam spread

[big_fletch]

For-our morning toast

[snicko]

with coffee and

[Bob]

plate baked beans

[big_fletch]

For the perfect

[timbar]

fart togo up

[big_fletch]

To make people

[timbar]

smell alot better

[Bob]

rotten egg gas

[timbar]

makes ugo faster

[big_fletch]

As the smell

[timbar]

gets much worse

[big_fletch]

The closer you

[timbar]

get to someone

[Bob]

eating baked beans

[timbar]

increasing back pressure

[Bob]

until all hell

[timbar]

breaks loose and

[Andee]

then the seal

[timbar]

blows out and

[Bob]

cooks the motor

[timbar]

only ona Toymota

[big_fletch]

Which is funny

[timbar]

cause toymotas arent

[big_fletch]

built for anything

[GUtsy ute]

except for rubbishing

[big_fletch]

and sealed roads

[GUtsy ute]

leading to wreckers

[big_fletch]

where they scrap

[GUtsy ute]

the toyo crap

[snicko]

into tiny little

[big_fletch]

bits of metal

[snicko]

that can be

[GUtsy ute]

turned into dunny

[growler2058]

water to drink

[GUtsy ute]

with landcrab sammitches

[growler2058]

and curried eggs

[big_fletch]

That are yummy

[growler2058]

in my tummy

[big_fletch]

So its full

[growler2058]

of toymota bits

[big_fletch]

That's like junk

[growler2058]

from Mc SH1T

[big_fletch]

Witha large fries

[Silver]

with side of

[growler2058]

alien intestines and

[big_fletch]

A large shake

[growler2058]

rattle n roll

[timbar]

got the rattles

[growler2058]

from toymota suspension

[snicko]

with stuffed shockers

[growler2058]

that come standard

[snicko]

on all toymotas

[growler2058]

thats their quality!!

[snicko]

Oh yeah baby

[timbar]

do it again

[growler2058]

hit that puddle

[snicko]

Oh yeah baby....

[timbar]

do it again !!!!

[snicko]

again and again

[timbar]

yeah baby more

[snicko]

faster, faster, faster............

[timbar]

I love mud

[snicko]

great big splashes

[timbar]

In big mudpuddles

[snicko]

all day long

[timbar]

We can play

[snicko]

making mud cakes

[growler2058]

and mud shakes

[timbar]

then running overem

[growler2058]

just for fun

[timbar]

and the splash

[snicko]

sliding out sideways

[growler2058]

four wheel roostertails

[timbar]

flying air borne

[growler2058]

over lesser 4wd's

[big_fletch]

While laughing at

[growler2058]

Their silly faces

[timbar]

and stuck toymotas

[big_fletch]

Which is when

[growler2058]

we start giggling

[big_fletch]

Till we hurt

[growler2058]

rollin onthe ground

[timbar]

not puling out

[big_fletch]

Any more tears

[timbar]

toymotas will flood

[big_fletch]

At the sight

[timbar]

of any moisture

[big_fletch]

Even sweat from

[growler2058]

their stinky armpits

[Silver]

is revolting enough

[timbar]

they need deoderant

[big_fletch]

And a bath

[timbar]

with some soap

[big_fletch]

And alot of

[timbar]

bubbly soapy water

[big_fletch]

As the smell

[GUtsy ute]

of rotten landcrabs

[timbar]

will never goaway

[big_fletch]

And that sucks

[timbar]

for Toymota drivers

[big_fletch]

As-they should have

[GUtsy ute]

a Patrol anyway

[timbar]

for all occasions

[snicko]

to drive inthe

[timbar]

mud for fun

[big_fletch]

And get stuck

[growler2058]

into ameat pie

[big_fletch]

With curry sauce

[Bob]

smothered all over

[snicko]

with tomato sauce

[Bob]

home made sauce

[big_fletch]

To create the

[Sir Roofy]

The most mystious

[big_fletch]

And delicious feast

[Bob]

you could have

[big_fletch]

Ever dreamed of

[Sir Roofy]

As sweet as

[Bob]

one to go......

[big_fletch]

Said Bob as-Fletcha

[Sir Roofy]

As fletch crossed

[Bob]

and became hard

[Sir Roofy]

Core with help

[Bob]

all his mates

[Sir Roofy]

Congrats to fletcha

[Bob]

from the crew

[Sir Roofy]

OF NISSAN PATROL .com.au

[big_fletch]

To which Fletcha

[Sir Roofy]

wasmost greatfull

[snicko]

Hip Hip Horray........

[Bob]

Carlton beat Geelong

[big_fletch]

Hip hip hooray

[Sir Roofy]

maybe ,maybe,maybe

[Bob]

there's no doubt

[Sir Roofy]

Yes there is

[Bob]

only beaten Collingwood

[Sir Roofy]

Now thats doutfull

[Bob]

fair and square

[Sir Roofy]

We will see

[growler2058]

the blue ocean

[big_fletch]

From our vehicles

[timbar]

exhaust pipes bubbling

[big_fletch]

As we take

[snicko]

the best track

[Bob]

up high country

[growler2058]

to see the

[snicko]

green tree frogs

[timbar]

and bluetounged lizards

[timbar]

squashed onthe road

[snicko]

lots of roadkill

[Clunk]

for the bbq

[snicko]

grilled with cheese

[Clunk]

marintated in toilets

[timbar]

and lotsa beer

[snicko]

toget a good

[Clunk]

all round flavour

[timbar]

of the cr@p

[Clunk]

that floats in

[growler2058]

The torrens river (Adelaide)

[timbar]

forall to see

[Silver]

brown with wee

[timbar]

little people swimming

[growler2058]

in a world

[timbar]

all of thereown

[snicko]

floating, floating, floating