The 3 word game!

[big_fletch]

In the right

[growler2058]

of the left

[Bob]

no politics please

[growler2058]

straight down the

[Bob]

road to hell

[big_fletch]

That we love

[growler2058]

cause its rocky

[GUtsy ute]

when you're stoned

[Bob]

on green GingerWine

[growler2058]

MMMMM stones mac

[Bob]

keeps out Cold

[growler2058]

and flu wogs

[snicko]

not man flu

[growler2058]

too tuff for

[GUtsy ute]

the mad cow

[snicko]

with big feet

[GUtsy ute]

and small pats

[snicko]

that smell sweet

[GUtsy ute]

between your toes

[big_fletch]

Which is disgusting

[GUtsy ute]

and sticks to

[big_fletch]

Every last bit

[snicko]

of soft stuff

[big_fletch]

That is also

[snicko]

good to handle

[growler2058]

another bottl of

[snicko]

jonny walker with

[big_fletch]

Delicious bourbon that

[growler2058]

was mixed with

[growler2058]

Sambucca and chilli

[snicko]

,hot peri-peri, limes

[growler2058]

and bunyip testes

[snicko]

soakedin peach schnapps

[growler2058]

i feel pi55ed

[snicko]

thats the idea!!!! (hahaha)

[growler2058]

i had allalong

[snicko]

my best part

[growler2058]

are yet to

[snicko]

use it or.....

[timbar]

lose it is

[snicko]

not an option

[big_fletch]

One of those

[snicko]

big things really

[the ferret]

furry things that

[snicko]

make you laugh

[timbar]

make YOU sad ahahahahahaha

[big_fletch]

At the sametime

[snicko]

all in arow

[big_fletch]

Which is bad

[snicko]

when you tryto

[timbar]

run them over

[the ferret]

While pi55ed and

[AB]

loaded up on

[snicko]

peach schnapps soakedin

[Clunk]

big hairy balls

[snicko]

too old to

[Clunk]

be of use.....

[snicko]

chuck them out

[Clunk]

but they're attached

[timbar]

to his body

[growler2058]

doesnt matter.........married

[GUtsy ute]

got you by

[timbar]

short and curlies

[Bob]

god that hurts

[timbar]

myoath it does

[big_fletch]

Soooo bloody bad

[Bob]

tears to eyes

[timbar]

but dont shave

[growler2058]

had to wax

[growler2058]

crack backN sack

[GUtsy ute]

to be allowed

[timbar]

into the mudpit

[GUtsy ute]

for abit of

[timbar]

mud action with

[GUtsy ute]

yuh beast in

[timbar]

the mudd slipping

[Bob]

and sliding into

[timbar]

the crappy toymotas

[GUtsy ute]

with manbag tyres

[timbar]

and bublewrapped bullbars

[Bob]

that fall off

[GUtsy ute]

on leaving bitumen

[timbar]

before the kerb

[GUtsy ute]

side cleanup takes

[Bob]

place in autumn

[timbar]

after the rain

[GUtsy ute]

hath cleansed thy

[timbar]

Growlers shed now

[GUtsy ute]

forum club house

[snicko]

lets move in

[growler2058]

smooth waxin action

[timbar]

tearing panels off

[big_fletch]

For a rebuild

[timbar]

and new bars

[big_fletch]

To make the

[timbar]

the new bumpers

[big_fletch]

Which will look

[timbar]

Bl@@dy Fantastic on

[big_fletch]

My newish GU

[Bob]

the mighty GU

[timbar]

better ona GQ

[snicko]

only a GU...

[timbar]

would fall apart

[GUtsy ute]

laughing ata GirlyQ

[big_fletch]

Hahahaha they would-say

[snicko]

finger held high

[Bob]

one finger salute

[timbar]

to the GU's

[Bob]

Haha i agree

[growler2058]

the big salute

[big_fletch]

That we all

[snicko]

both hands up

[Bob]

are patrol owners

[growler2058]

No1 again and

[timbar]

and again Patrols

[GUtsy ute]

rule the world

[big_fletch]

Which was going

[timbar]

towards the GQ's

[growler2058]

cause they tuffest

[GUtsy ute]

asa paper bag

[growler2058]

thats kevlar wrapped

[GUtsy ute]

to holdem together

[snicko]

for bumpy roads

[big_fletch]

And highway travels

[Bob]

to easter meet

[GUtsy ute]

leave tojos 4dead

[snicko]

happily singing roll...

[Bob]

along easter 2012

[big_fletch]

Rolling down the-highway

[growler2058]

......rollin rollin rawhide

[GUtsy ute]

from a waxing

[growler2058]

ofthe nose hair

[big_fletch]

And eyebrows that

[timbar]

dangle in myeyes

[big_fletch]

Just like a

[timbar]

mustache on my

[big_fletch]

Upper lip that's

[nowoolies]

caught inthe door

[big_fletch]

That hurts more

[nowoolies]

than my thingy

[big_fletch]

In the whatsyamacallit

[nowoolies]

without any fur

[big_fletch]

But very smooth

[nowoolies]

apart from stubble

[big_fletch]

And thats because

[nowoolies]

it got hot

[big_fletch]

With friction burns

[nowoolies]

caused by that.......

[timbar]

rubbing it together

[snicko]

with both hands

[timbar]

causes blisters and

[nowoolies]

long and thin

[big_fletch]

Nails that were

[snicko]

blind eyes hahahahahahahahahha

[timbar]

to fix the

[nowoolies]

plug in the

[big_fletch]

Bottom ofthe sink

[nowoolies]

cause the bunyips

[nowoolies]

and the martians

[timbar]

to drive toymotas

[nowoolies]

into the big

[Clunk]

gaping black hole

[nowoolies]

full of very

[timbar]

hungry toymota eating

[nowoolies]

space slime slugs

[Clunk]

Kat like people

[nowoolies]

with very big

[timbar]

mouths eating toymotas

[nowoolies]

with toymota sauce

[timbar]

and cold beer

[nowoolies]

then it happened

[timbar]

he spewed toymotas

[growler2058]

out his nose

[GUtsy ute]

with booger all

[growler2058]

over the place

[nowoolies]

this showed just

[GUtsy ute]

how snotty landcrabs

[nowoolies]

dont go`in soup

[growler2058]

waiter theres acrab

[GUtsy ute]

in the crapper

[timbar]

feed it to

[growler2058]

the hungry bunyip

[GUtsy ute]

who's got crabs

[growler2058]

for dinner tonight

[GUtsy ute]

with Claude Balls

[AB]

and Kangawallafox stew

[Bob]

and Kangawallafox stew

more than three

[GUtsy ute]

greedy bunyips tucked

[growler2058]

in a billabong

[GUtsy ute]

gnawing swagmans bones

[growler2058]

and jolly jumbucks

[GUtsy ute]

tasty little giblets

[growler2058]

you have em!!

[growler2058]

idont do guts

[GUtsy ute]

without chilli peppers

[snicko]

and hot sauce

[growler2058]

on your tounge

[snicko]

blistering up into

[growler2058]

a raging inferno

[snicko]

blowing fire rings

[growler2058]

out ya ar5e

[snicko]

burning the undies

[growler2058]

called ring sting

[snicko]

needing soothing cream

[growler2058]

or an icepak

[GUtsy ute]

in yuh crack

[big_fletch]

To use with

[growler2058]

extreme care to

[big_fletch]

Avoid frostbite in

[snicko]

puttingon the G

[growler2058]

to avoid chaffing

[big_fletch]

Of that area

[growler2058]

where toyotas belong

[big_fletch]

And nissans don't

[growler2058]

they handle the

[big_fletch]

Rough stuff better

[GUtsy ute]

riding over cracks

[growler2058]

burnt by chilli

[GUtsy ute]

flaming exhaust gases

[growler2058]

lighting the night

[big_fletch]

Likea Christmas tree

[growler2058]

witha electrical fault

[GUtsy ute]

not a shorty

[big_fletch]

But a bitsamissin

[GUtsy ute]

outa the carby

[snicko]

into the manifold

[big_fletch]

And that caused

[GUtsy ute]

bad ring burn

[snicko]

that needed much

[timbar]

attention and rubbing

[growler2058]

with rawleighs ointment (for man or beast)

[big_fletch]

That soothed the

[growler2058]

hurt pride and

[Bob]

and savage breast

[big_fletch]

All for the

[growler2058]

fellow patrol owners

[Bob]

nissanpatrol forum members

[nowoolies]

are the best

[Bob]

and the friendliest

[nowoolies]

bunch of people

[Bob]

you could meet

[nowoolies]

on the net

[Bob]

or at meetups

[growler2058]

and soon2b thinnest

[Bob]

bunch of people

[Silver]

anywhere near or

[timbar]

even close to

[growler2058]

their correct B.M.I

[Bob]

lets hope so

[growler2058]

then we can