The 3 word game!

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right on cue

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till they hit

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the rock bottom

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of the pit

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full of dirty

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muddy skid marks

[big_fletch]

that smelt really

[snicko]

and bounce onto

[Clunk]

nowoolies hairy chin

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And his waxed

[nowoolies]

purple people eater

[Bob]

thats an oldun

[nowoolies]

readit on thenet hahahahaha

[Bob]

was good song

[nowoolies]

untill it got

[Bob]

Played too much

[snicko]

made a sore

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pair short shorts

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too short to

[Bob]

Cover all parts

[nowoolies]

of the short

[Bob]

Wheel base patrol

[nowoolies]

left rear wheel

[Bob]

Stuck in mud

[nowoolies]

up to its..

[Bob]

Wheel nuts and

[nowoolies]

breather tubes hanging

[Bob]

In the mud

[nowoolies]

just above the

[growler2058]

window openings and

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Gu's tothe rescue

[Bob]

the mighty gu's

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nearly's a GQ

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But not quite

[Bob]

Better than landcruiser

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even a Lada

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beats a GQ

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to 4wd graveyard

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GQ's just rockON

[GUtsy ute]

falling to bits

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laughin at gu's

[Bob]

there both tough

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cause theyre NISSANS

[Bob]

mighty tough nissans

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burying soft yotas

[nowoolies]

unlike lada GQ

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which were awesome

[growler2058]

snatching out rovers

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and victas from

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under briggsN stratton

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under powered landcrabs

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need superchargers just

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to operate wipers

[growler2058]

on intermittent setting

[big_fletch]

for the wipers

[timbar]

to wipe the

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toymota BS off

[timbar]

the Recovery Hook

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and their lips

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Witha mud pie

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in their faces

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Which tasted better

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than my cooking

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Which I'm sure

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gave me gastro

[nowoolies]

from eating canetoads

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and colour hallucinations

[snicko]

that turned blue

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like the sky

[nowoolies]

whilst standing onhead

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ow that hurts

[nowoolies]

and holding your

[growler2058]

foot on my

[snicko]

round soft tummy

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not for long

[snicko]

tight hard sixpack

[Bob]

packed in Ice

[growler2058]

of pale ale (mmmm)

[snicko]

ready for the

[Bob]

horde to devour

[growler2058]

and get pi55ed

[Bob]

now thats good

[growler2058]

for the soul

[Bob]

And the gut

[snicko]

to get bigger

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until it bursts

[snicko]

all over the

[growler2058]

place like a

[growler2058]

mad womans sh1t

[snicko]

at blue moon

[timbar]

Bar and Grill

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down by the

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Local pub that

[snicko]

sells beer and

[the ferret]

different coloured condoms

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and also flavoured

[nowoolies]

wine gums and

[growler2058]

tiny teddies biscuits

[big_fletch]

That are tasty

[Bob]

Dipped in coffee

[big_fletch]

For morning smoko

[Bob]

With a fag

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If you smoke

[Bob]

Which i dont

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And that's good

[nowoolies]

cause ifya did

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the FAGS would

[hekarewe]

say what da

[growler2058]

hellya suckin on

[nowoolies]

thats nota fag

[growler2058]

thats a durry

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To-which I yelled

[snicko]

go home with

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your nasty fag

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And crack a

[growler2058]

coldie at home

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In front of

[timbar]

the fire place

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And really relax

[timbar]

without screaming children

[growler2058]

making me hostile

[big_fletch]

And going insane

[growler2058]

playing the banjo

[big_fletch]

That's outa tune

[timbar]

smash the banjo !!!

[growler2058]

bring outda harmonica

[timbar]

and the recorder

[growler2058]

and the kazoo

[big_fletch]

For a song

[growler2058]

about mud driving

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And hill climbs

[growler2058]

and toymota recoveries

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Which made the

[growler2058]

day mre fun

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than scrap booking

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And that's pretty

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sad in anyones

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Opinion. Today I

[GUtsy ute]

started knitting a

[big_fletch]

Pair of pants

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to wear when

[snicko]

I type words

[GUtsy ute]

of sheer wisdom

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On this forum

[snicko]

to inform others

[big_fletch]

Of my progress

[snicko]

with the rebuild

[timbar]

is always good

[snicko]

for restless natives

[big_fletch]

Who want more

[Clunk]

lovely chocolatey TIMTAMS

[snicko]

yummy in my

[Clunk]

luvly jubbly tummy

[snicko]

swishin ana sloppin

[Clunk]

down the toilet

[snicko]

with asplish anda

[Clunk]

ploppety plop plop

[snicko]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

[Clunk]

Glad that's out

[growler2058]

now the cleanup

[big_fletch]

Begins and what

[snicko]

a mess itis

[Bob]

lets go fishing

[snicko]

down by the

[Bob]

old mill stream

[snicko]

where horses run

[Bob]

over three miles

[growler2058]

very very slowly

[timbar]

over three days

[growler2058]

of painstaking effort

[Bob]

Climbing mount stirling

[growler2058]

in search of

[Bob]

The craigs hut

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Where craig lives

[Bob]

Which was burnt

[growler2058]

by the sun

[Bob]

No the bushfire

[Warnie]

that raged and

[timbar]

burnt Bl@@dy everything

[growler2058]

String up pyro's

[timbar]

fuel tanks with

[big_fletch]

Avgas causing it

[growler2058]

erupt in a

[timbar]

ball of flames

[growler2058]

of burnin toymotas

[snicko]

always the toymotas

[growler2058]

Rin the POOP

[timbar]

toymotas burn better

[growler2058]

than land rovers

[snicko]

than dry grass

[big_fletch]

In the desert

[snicko]

in the wet

[growler2058]

theyre good kindling

[timbar]

and burn easyly

[growler2058]

covered in diesel

[snicko]

rolled in seaweed

[big_fletch]

That would create

[growler2058]

an aliens meal

[big_fletch]

Fit fora king

[snicko]

sushi special rolls

[growler2058]

with alien snot

[big_fletch]

Witha tall glass

[snicko]

good for smoking

[big_fletch]

All kinds of

[snicko]

Alien toast spread

[big_fletch]

That they eat

[snicko]

with several mouths

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all leading down

[rfrom7inoz]

where there is

[timbar]

cats onthe menu

[snicko]

NO not cats

[Clunk]

just little uns

[snicko]

NOOOOOOOOOOO yummy timtams

[timbar]

like chinese food

[Clunk]

with pork balls

[timbar]

yummi honey cat

[Clunk]

and stewed furballs

[snicko]

Honey Tim Tams!!

[timbar]

yummo cuppa catjuice

[snicko]

NO beetle juice

[timbar]

mixed with cats

[Giggidy]

. Regardless, the menu

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Was a ripper

[growler2058]

especially fried cat

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To make the

[Bob]

Katwoman very nasty

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To the members

[snicko]

who deserve it

[growler2058]

even if not

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There fault to

[snicko]

the members who

[Silver]

love fried cat

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and feline good

[big_fletch]

All night long

[GUtsy ute]

the purrfect meal

[big_fletch]

After a long

[GUtsy ute]

paws between drinks

[timbar]

and more drinks

[GUtsy ute]

fur the members

[snicko]

who get clawed

[GUtsy ute]

by a moggy

[timbar]

running over cats

[GUtsy ute]

and telling tails

[timbar]

of flattened cats

[snicko]

scratching out eyes

[growler2058]

and nine lives

[timbar]

that just ranout !!

[growler2058]

needs five spice

[timbar]

and a treadpicker

[nowoolies]

thats purrrrrfectly placed