The 3 word game!

[Bob]

what no vegemite

[nowoolies]

under the toast

[snicko]

just peanut butter

[growler2058]

Callout for vegemite

[Warnie]

to put onto

[Bob]

stale sao biscuits

[snicko]

dipped into hot

[growler2058]

Chilli By Me

[Warnie]

Then I get

[Sir Roofy]

burnt lips ouch

[big_fletch]

And cry like

[growler2058]

a little girl

[growler2058]

Dryur eyes princess

[Warnie]

Honey, can you

[big_fletch]

Bring mea tissue

[Sir Roofy]

bring another beer

[big_fletch]

So I'm happy

[Warnie]

now. Your excused.

[big_fletch]

We then all

[Warnie]

went wheeling and

[Sir Roofy]

drank more beer

[big_fletch]

Which topped the

[Warnie]

other option of

[mrcrazydude]

studying for the

[big_fletch]

Next 4wd meeting

[Sir Roofy]

at toolangie yipee

[growler2058]

and drinking water

[big_fletch]

That's actually beer

[growler2058]

mixed with scotch

[Sir Roofy]

Beer beer more beer

[Sir Roofy]

whoops thats four

[Sir Roofy]

its the beer

[growler2058]

four flavoured beers (MMM)

[Sir Roofy]

good enough to

[Warnie]

Beer does not

[Rogue]

raise post count

[AussieRoadHammer]

it makes us

[Clunk]

go to toilet

[growler2058]

on land cruisers

[big_fletch]

Front windscreens while

[growler2058]

laughin me ar5e

[nowoolies]

off on clowns

[growler2058]

in the circus

[Warnie]

Then the lion

[nowoolies]

got ate by

[growler2058]

the bearded woman

[nowoolies]

who was riding

[growler2058]

a midget clown

[nowoolies]

your coffeee is

[nowoolies]

still very active (hahahaah)

[Bob]

black and strong

[nowoolies]

in fine china

[Bob]

thats for tea

[growler2058]

i'll giveit ago

[nowoolies]

ina paper cup?????

[growler2058]

for drug test

[Warnie]

which I failed

[growler2058]

damn uni cigarettes

[nowoolies]

what a lie

[Warnie]

, they were cookies

[Bob]

with chocolate chips

[growler2058]

and magical bits

[Warnie]

mmm magical bits

[growler2058]

that aliens eat

[Bob]

with tomato sauce

[growler2058]

and bunyip toejam

[Bob]

Safe Easter everyone

[snicko]

Yes ditto that

[growler2058]

And ANZAC DAY

[growler2058]

Lest we forget

[big_fletch]

For the soldiers

[Sir Roofy]

for the boys

[Sir Roofy]

who didnt come

[Sir Roofy]

Home lest we forget

[big_fletch]

It was then

[growler2058]

the ultimate 4wd

[snicko]

a shiny new

[timbar]

Nissan Patrol Roared

[growler2058]

over the giant

[GUtsy ute]

barrier of Landcrabs

[growler2058]

stuck ina bog

[GUtsy ute]

where they belong

[big_fletch]

Wearinga pink dress

[GUtsy ute]

and purple manbag

[big_fletch]

Just cause they

[growler2058]

ArA bit nancy

[big_fletch]

And like it

[growler2058]

nice and soft

[big_fletch]

When they all

[growler2058]

fall arse up

[GUtsy ute]

over the first

[growler2058]

shallow little puddle

[Sir Roofy]

with mud about

[GUtsy ute]

their high heels

[Sir Roofy]

and frilly frock

[Bob]

and silly hat

[Sir Roofy]

with handbag dangling

[Bob]

and wobbly heels

[Sir Roofy]

about to fall

[growler2058]

in fishnet stockings

[timbar]

on the corner

[growler2058]

of kings cross

[GUtsy ute]

dressing night club

[timbar]

transvestites and gay

[big_fletch]

Happy times we

[growler2058]

we roostertail crabbers

[big_fletch]

All enjoy and

[GUtsy ute]

share with our

[big_fletch]

Closest friends that

[growler2058]

spray of mud

[big_fletch]

From the latest

[Warnie]

outback trip. There

[big_fletch]

Was alota ruts

[GUtsy ute]

and lumpy butts

[big_fletch]

Which are gross

[GUtsy ute]

in bike pants

[growler2058]

dirty ciggie butts

[big_fletch]

And yellow teeth

[GUtsy ute]

with lotsa gaps

[big_fletch]

So you look

[GUtsy ute]

at their grotty

[growler2058]

Snotty face instead

[GUtsy ute]

with no enthusiasm

[nowoolies]

then all ofasuddun

[Bob]

turned into frog

[Sir Roofy]

big and ugly

[Bob]

Prince Charming to

[Sir Roofy]

to the rescue

[GUtsy ute]

in his Nissan

[nowoolies]

with spaghetti ontop

[Sir Roofy]

mixed with mushrooms

[nowoolies]

and battered bunyip`s

[big_fletch]

To create the

[nowoolies]

biggest one there

[big_fletch]

That's for sure

[nowoolies]

the size ofit

[big_fletch]

Was worth the

[nowoolies]

wait for it

[GUtsy ute]

to suddenly pounce

[Bob]

on unsuspecting Alien

[GUtsy ute]

slurping landcrab soup

[nowoolies]

with toymota wheelnuts

[nowoolies]

then it happened !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bob]

It meant sense

[nowoolies]

what on here ????

[Bob]

Dont think so

[GUtsy ute]

because everyone here

[nowoolies]

dont make sence (hahahahahahaah)

[Bob]

Little bit crazy

[nowoolies]

and a lot ........

[Bob]

With the lot

[GUtsy ute]

and some with

[Bob]

Not the lot

[GUtsy ute]

of the lot

[big_fletch]

of people that

[nowoolies]

not got lots

[GUtsy ute]

and lots of

[nowoolies]

nots to lots

[Bob]

rhymes with trots

[growler2058]

makes you hot

[GUtsy ute]

for Bundy shots

[Bob]

you drunken bums

[big_fletch]

And that's the

[moo_r32]

first time I

[GUtsy ute]

got stuck into

[big_fletch]

Some yummy bourbon

[GUtsy ute]

my Patrol said

[big_fletch]

And then laughed

[timbar]

Give me scotch

[GUtsy ute]

with iced coolant

[timbar]

warm diff oils

[GUtsy ute]

a diesel chaser

[timbar]

gave me Gas

[growler2058]

Damn baked beans

[timbar]

blew my head

[GUtsy ute]

with hot exhaust

[growler2058]

beans means fartz

[nowoolies]

and very runny

[timbar]

diarea dripping from

[nowoolies]

their exhaust pipes

[timbar]

ready to splatter

[nowoolies]

all their pancakes

[timbar]

with runny diarea

[nowoolies]

then came frogs...........

[growler2058]

The chocolate variety

[nowoolies]

without morning coffeeeee

[growler2058]

Just not right

[growler2058]

gotta start the

[nowoolies]

the frog witha

[growler2058]

big electric shock

[nowoolies]

that`ll melt him

[growler2058]

He'llb hoppin mad

[nowoolies]

into chocolate buttons

[growler2058]

on chocolate cardigan

[GUtsy ute]

worn by someone

[nowoolies]

ina rusty toymota

[Clunk]

eating melted easter

[growler2058]

island residents and

[big_fletch]

They tasted awful

[growler2058]

like bunyip sweat

[big_fletch]

That is green

[growler2058]

and terribly curdled

[big_fletch]

Like off milk

[growler2058]

thick as yogurt

[big_fletch]

But not as

[growler2058]

totally freakin vile

[GUtsy ute]

as rhino toejam

[growler2058]

dipped in crocodile

[big_fletch]

Saliva running out

[growler2058]

of its nose

[big_fletch]

While it had

[growler2058]

wildebeast intestines hangin

[timbar]

bunyips and aliens

[big_fletch]

All mixed together

[growler2058]

ina beautiful pavlova

[GUtsy ute]

served with horses

[timbar]

and sheep for

[big_fletch]

An entree which

[growler2058]

was fit for

[big_fletch]

A midget and

[growler2058]

Red Riding Hood

[big_fletch]

Until the wolf

[timbar]

three little pigs

[growler2058]

all blown away

[GUtsy ute]

by Fletch's Patrol

[growler2058]

and a mighty

[Clunk]

bean induced fart

[timbar]

created by Nowoolies

[Clunk]

talking too much

[timbar]

and beer drinking

[growler2058]

and verbal diarrhea

[big_fletch]

Which made the

[growler2058]

biggest mud pit

[nowoolies]

for 4x4x4x4ing in

[growler2058]

and drowning toymotas

[timbar]

never tobe recovered

[Bob]

that is good

[growler2058]

usem as packing

[timbar]

or mud trackers

[timbar]

i dislike toymotas

[growler2058]

glad your happy

[timbar]

very happy mate

[timbar]

not that happy

[growler2058]

runnin circles around

[Bob]

to see it.....

[growler2058]

happen again and

[timbar]

break some legs

[Bob]

tripping over logs

[growler2058]

placed by kids

[Bob]

beside camp fire