The 3 word game!

[nowoolies]

not me hahahahaha

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ok your son

[nowoolies]

then it happened !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the aliens came

[Clunk]

and farted loudly

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and blew the

[Clunk]

roof of Kats

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katrol and then

[Clunk]

picked it's nose

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and ate it

[Clunk]

tasted so yummy

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so it picked

[nowoolies]

it`s hairy nose

[Clunk]

again and again

[nowoolies]

untill a big

[timbar]

Huge clump of

[Clunk]

Kats red Katrol

[timbar]

and ate it

[nowoolies]

then threw up

[Clunk]

was allergic to

[nowoolies]

the red paint

[growler2058]

So flew back

[nowoolies]

to Melbourne ona

[Sir Roofy]

jumbo437 jet

[Bob]

which lost motor

[nowoolies]

oh not again

[Bob]

and plunges downwards

[Sir Roofy]

to the bottom

[Sir Roofy]

of lake colac

[timbar]

with another toymota

[nowoolies]

sunk verrrrrryyyyyyyy deeeeeep

[Sir Roofy]

Bottomless deep aye

[timbar]

never to return

[nowoolies]

untill averrrrry big

[timbar]

GQ Patrol comes

[Sir Roofy]

With winch cable

[timbar]

tarzan swinging over

[growler2058]

Jane inhis sluggos

[growler2058]

obtained from Rossco

[Sir Roofy]

And sprayed on

[growler2058]

in hot pink

[nowoolies]

leotards and frilly

[Sir Roofy]

Lace and pumps

[growler2058]

flashin the plumbs

[nowoolies]

they turned blue

[growler2058]

coza the cold

[Sir Roofy]

Very icey cold

[nowoolies]

they snapped off

[growler2058]

tingle tingle tingle

[nowoolies]

strewth thats unreal

[Clunk]

Where's the mankini?

[growler2058]

nothin to support

[nowoolies]

thats frozen toooooooo

[Sir Roofy]

Just a camel

[nowoolies]

toe in the

[Sir Roofy]

The sand dune

[growler2058]

needs balls to

[Sir Roofy]

But there blue

[big_fletch]

And black from

[growler2058]

tearin up the

[growler2058]

last big dune

[big_fletch]

In the Simpson

[growler2058]

also needs balls

[big_fletch]

If not setup

[Sir Roofy]

To play pocket

[growler2058]

rocket pin ball

[big_fletch]

In their truck

[nowoolies]

and catch abig

[big_fletch]

Ball to the

[nowoolies]

left of right

[timbar]

of the pocket

[nowoolies]

in the middle

[rfrom7inoz]

of the night

[nowoolies]

stalker gunna getya

[timbar]

and the bunyips

[rfrom7inoz]

beware the bunyips!

[timbar]

They will eatyou

[growler2058]

with landcrab sauce

[nowoolies]

cooked by aliens

[growler2058]

With BIGRIGS Chicken

[GUtsy ute]

flavoured crawler gears

[timbar]

like steel twisties

[growler2058]

marinated in coke

[nowoolies]

"n" canetoad juice

[timbar]

and beer mixed

[timbar]

chips and nuts

[snicko]

into a pancake

[timbar]

chopped into peices

[Sir Roofy]

With syrup cream

[nowoolies]

of horse sh@t

[timbar]

and Nowoolies Beef

[snicko]

rolled in breadcrumbs

[timbar]

coolant, trany fluid

[growler2058]

LSD diff oil

[nowoolies]

given to`a toymota......(experamental of course hahahah)

[snicko]

which threw a

[nowoolies]

spark plug into

[snicko]

the ECU and

[Bob]

the ECU and

and b*&&%^$d it

[Bob]

cant get another

[nowoolies]

alien to fixit?????

[snicko]

So misses bought

[Bob]

there all dead

[snicko]

some tissues and

[Bob]

a bloody nose

[growler2058]

a bloody mary

[Bob]

a whiskey sour

[nowoolies]

For me thankyou

[Bob]

you drunken bum

[nowoolies]

i resemble that

[growler2058]

back onto port

[nowoolies]

space port thatis

[Bob]

port or starboard

[nowoolies]

just more will

[growler2058]

need be consumed

[Bob]

by the campfire

[snicko]

with a beer

[Bob]

and tall stories

[growler2058]

about big fish

[Bob]

That got away

[HippoNZ]

With my beer

[Bob]

Fell into river

[snicko]

nibbled on by

[Bob]

Big black yabbies

[growler2058]

with blue claws

[HippoNZ]

wearing soft gloves

[growler2058]

to protect against

[HippoNZ]

hurting toyota ladies! lmao

[growler2058]

cause theyre soft

[HippoNZ]

tender and breakable

[growler2058]

precious litl petals

[Bob]

Oh im sick

[HippoNZ]

cries toyota ladies!

[growler2058]

lets soft road

[Bob]

Go all hard

[growler2058]

core ya girls

[snicko]

yeaha whoya daddy

[growler2058]

get into it

[snicko]

boots and all

[growler2058]

for mud trekking

[big_fletch]

Through the bush

[snicko]

In the rain

[wildgu6]

to a sucluded

[big_fletch]

Cave where he

[growler2058]

scary dark forest

[snicko]

Can have his

[big_fletch]

Tea in private

[snicko]

with the flies

[Pete's GU3]

in his eyes

[growler2058]

and hungry bunyips

[wildgu6]

snapping at his

[big_fletch]

Heels because they

[growler2058]

Also eat crabber

[wildgu6]

seats that smell

[growler2058]

Like cheap rexona

[growler2058]

Or blue stratos

[snicko]

or old spice

[wildgu6]

and burnt matches

[big_fletch]

From around the

[growler2058]

long drop dunny

[Bob]

with bloody flies

[growler2058]

gettin inya mouth

[big_fletch]

And dirty seat

[growler2058]

to deal with

[big_fletch]

All while sucking

[growler2058]

inda putrid stench

[big_fletch]

Almost passing out

[growler2058]

but then relief

[big_fletch]

As you finish

[growler2058]

desecrating the longdrop

[snicko]

without toilet paper

[growler2058]

got gum leafs

[snicko]

and s***ty fingers

[growler2058]

damn thin leaf

[HippoNZ]

she slipt thru

[growler2058]

the crack and

[Bob]

easter is nigh (just my way of changing direction of posts)

[growler2058]

Good ol easterbunny

[Sir Roofy]

visits loveday 2012

[growler2058]

droppin bunny eggs

[Bob]

for the children

[growler2058]

togo crazy on

[HippoNZ]

and not shutup

[growler2058]

bring more SUGAR

[HippoNZ]

yelled the big

[Bob]

fat bald man

[snicko]

holding empty bag

[growler2058]

of egg wrappers

[Bob]

where are eggs

[growler2058]

damn bunyips gotem

[Bob]

they dont eat

[growler2058]

fruit and veg

[Bob]

bad for bloodpressure

[growler2058]

as-is drivin acruiser

[big_fletch]

Which are no

[growler2058]

good for heart

[big_fletch]

Or for looks

[snicko]

or for snatchin

[big_fletch]

As they break

[snicko]

in half and

[growler2058]

Embarass their operators

[big_fletch]

Who then cry

[Sir Roofy]

the troll gotme

[big_fletch]

And feel silly

[Sir Roofy]

for saying troll

[big_fletch]

When they could

[growler2058]

have bought one

[Bob]

for a song

[growler2058]

then joined the

[Bob]

Nissan Patrol Forum

[growler2058]

where all real

[Bob]

men are men

[big_fletch]

. On the forum

[growler2058]

and Kats are

[Bob]

a rare thing

[big_fletch]

But everyone likes

[Bob]

a coeducational Forum

[growler2058]

with BIG words

[Bob]

and both sexes

[Sir Roofy]

Tell there side

[growler2058]

of how itis

[Bob]

in nissan world

[Sir Roofy]

Of scarring landcrabs

[growler2058]

into deep mud

[Sir Roofy]

Sinking below bonnets

[growler2058]

with no hope

[Bob]

of patrol rescue

[big_fletch]

As we sit'n laugh

[Bob]

at their plight

[big_fletch]

And their sillyness

[Sir Roofy]

As they slowly

[Bob]

realise their problem

[growler2058]

and reach for

[Bob]

their mobile phone

[snicko]

the scotch bottle

[growler2058]

and drown their

[Sir Roofy]

sorrows while calling

[snicko]

anyone who"ll listen

[Sir Roofy]

but alas knowone

[Bob]

will help them

[snicko]

but wait....... along

[growler2058]

because they chose

[Bob]

not to call

[growler2058]

Patrol rescue team

[rfrom7inoz]

because their pride

[Bob]

wouldnt let them

[growler2058]

move to more

[snicko]

desirable jam festival

[big_fletch]

With lotsa toast

[snicko]

and hot butter