The 3 word game!

[nowoolies]

tequelia supprise amigo

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dancing around sunbrearo

[Clunk]

with naked senioretas

[timbar]

passing out drinks

[nowoolies]

of tabasco sauce

[timbar]

and milk shots

[big_fletch]

In a blender

[Clunk]

lots of ice

[nowoolies]

i feel sick

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the room spinning?

[Clunk]

toughen up princess

[nowoolies]

its all good

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chuckie is coming ......hahahha

[Clunk]

driving porcelain bus

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picking up hitchhikers

[nowoolies]

fell asleep here

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on the floor

[GUtsy ute]

in technicolour soup

[timbar]

doing breaststroke accross

[Clunk]

spew sodden ground

[nowoolies]

crawling creepy cockroaches

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under the fridge

[Clunk]

thats now empty

[timbar]

too the beershop !!

[Clunk]

but they're shut

[timbar]

wait till theyre

[growler2058]

open or go

[growler2058]

to a mates

[wildgu6]

for bacon &eggs

[growler2058]

laid by bunyips

[GUtsy ute]

crossbred with emus

[growler2058]

Whata good mate

[timbar]

im tagging along !!

[growler2058]

fora free feed

[timbar]

4wd run after

[growler2058]

emptying his fridge

[timbar]

time to find

[growler2058]

another good mate

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and find MUD

[growler2058]

to play in

[big_fletch]

And get all

[timbar]

dirty and muddy

[growler2058]

and retrieve cruisers

[big_fletch]

Because the mighty

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Patrol is Built

[big_fletch]

For such things

[timbar]

as toymota recovery

[big_fletch]

Is a common

[Bob]

occurance for them

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we dont like

[growler2058]

to brag but

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we got balls

[Bob]

just lets anyway

[timbar]

because we can

[big_fletch]

Do whatever we

[wildgu6]

want in trols

[Clunk]

like pick noses

[nowoolies]

"n" chew gum

[growler2058]

An spit tobacco (yuk)

[nowoolies]

and drink shine

[growler2058]

and get crook

[wildgu6]

enough to chuck

[growler2058]

a technicoloured yawn

[wildgu6]

down the front

[growler2058]

of a landy

[nowoolies]

feeling really crook

[growler2058]

thinkin of rovers

[big_fletch]

And the prices

[growler2058]

Over the top

[big_fletch]

Just Because of

[timbar]

central diff lock

[big_fletch]

That doesn't work

[timbar]

and safty features

[Bob]

like crawler gears

[timbar]

that are noisy

[Bob]

just like bigrig's (Sorry mate)

[timbar]

damn the mods

[Bob]

time to reflect

[Bob]

with another stubby

[growler2058]

of the finest

[timbar]

and to plan

[growler2058]

Coopers Pale Ale

[growler2058]

to drinkem all

[timbar]

gotta fix mod

[timbar]

drinking caps off

[growler2058]

dancing boots on

[Bob]

then ask ynot

[growler2058]

how to dance

[timbar]

and the toolkit

[Bob]

is getting rusty

[timbar]

from the mud

[Silver]

mud again, yuk!

[growler2058]

from alien snot

[GUtsy ute]

nosed Toyota drivers

[timbar]

with the bunyips

[big_fletch]

All playing games

[Bob]

Of russian roulette

[growler2058]

on planet uranus

[timbar]

in the nude

[Bob]

Dirty little buggars

[timbar]

tails hanging out

[GUtsy ute]

shading planet uranus

[timbar]

with toilet paper

[big_fletch]

While forgetting to

[growler2058]

actually wipe their

[timbar]

brush his teeth

[big_fletch]

So they sparkle

[timbar]

like anew GQ

[big_fletch]

Full of shine

[timbar]

and polished chrome

[growler2058]

no gu plastic

[wildgu6]

anywhere on GU's

[timbar]

battle has begun

[growler2058]

go mighty Q

[wildgu6]

full of flowers

[timbar]

in the garden

[wildgu6]

under the seats

[growler2058]

Laughed the aliens

[wildgu6]

from galaxy x

[big_fletch]

While they hovered

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over planet earth

[big_fletch]

Scouting for bitsamissins

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and tomota drivers

[big_fletch]

To take them

[Silver]

away, Lovely Lady

[timbar]

to get burried

[big_fletch]

Into a deep

[timbar]

mud hole never

[wildgu6]

without probing them

[big_fletch]

And calling them

[Bob]

home away from

[big_fletch]

Home ina awkward

[timbar]

position and naked

[big_fletch]

Rolling around on

[timbar]

the mud wrestling

[Bob]

in pink tights

[timbar]

covered in mud

[growler2058]

that aint mud!!!!!!!!

[timbar]

ohhhh no poooo

[growler2058]

from a landpooper

[timbar]

in toymota land

[growler2058]

Inhabited by aliens

[Bob]

not those aliens

[growler2058]

Yep damn alienotas

[big_fletch]

Eating our pudding

[Bob]

covered in custard

[big_fletch]

warm and delicious

[growler2058]

and glazed cherries

[big_fletch]

All to create

[growler2058]

A new obstacle

[big_fletch]

For all patrols

[growler2058]

to conquer easily

[big_fletch]

Which is why

[growler2058]

All trolls rule

[big_fletch]

This world and

[growler2058]

bunyip alien worlds

[big_fletch]

Where their gods

[growler2058]

sacrifice land cruisers

[big_fletch]

To ensure the

[growler2058]

lesser quality doesnt

[big_fletch]

Ever mix with

[GUtsy ute]

unbeatable Patrol Toughness

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and our Pride

[big_fletch]

To which we

[timbar]

work rest nplay

[big_fletch]

And we love

[timbar]

more than life

[big_fletch]

But not anywhere

[timbar]

as much as

[big_fletch]

Our familys and

[timbar]

safety of others

[big_fletch]

At all times

[timbar]

is most important

[growler2058]

Lets go wheelin

[wildgu6]

in our great

[growler2058]

big back yard

[Bob]

filled with flies

[growler2058]

and desert dust

[Bob]

and mountain ranges

[growler2058]

and great ocean

[nowoolies]

fries with that ????

[growler2058]

Nah potato fritter

[nowoolies]

sauce with that

[growler2058]

salt and vinegar

[Bob]

on your chips

[growler2058]

won athe casino

[nowoolies]

with a broken

[growler2058]

hearted landcrabber next

[Bob]

to a patrol

[growler2058]

whos owner laughed

[Bob]

At there pathetic

[growler2058]

attempt at creating

[timbar]

a useless comparison

[growler2058]

For there can

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be no comparison

[growler2058]

of 4wd perfection

[timbar]

as the PATROL

[growler2058]

and alien moonwalkers

[big_fletch]

Traveled around the

[HippoNZ]

bowls of soup

[big_fletch]

Filled with croutons

[Bob]

And lumps bacon

[growler2058]

and dog eggs

[Bob]

You are sick

[big_fletch]

All boiled together

[nowoolies]

to form arunny

[HippoNZ]

with added dogegg

[nowoolies]

meal fit for

[Bob]

Those bloody aliens

[growler2058]

And Tojo drivers

[timbar]

stuck inthe mudd

[growler2058]

eatin dog eggs

[big_fletch]

And lemon kebabs

[growler2058]

perfect summer snack

[big_fletch]

For those hungry

[growler2058]

fora salmonella sambo

[big_fletch]

Where we sing

[growler2058]

along to slim

[Bob]

dusty's latest album

[growler2058]

Just say gday

[big_fletch]

But it realli

[GUtsy ute]

is the redback

[big_fletch]

That no1 realli

[wildgu6]

understands until they

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play along inthe

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three word game

[growler2058]

which totally ruins

[Sir Roofy]

your daily thinking

[growler2058]

whilst tryin2 work

[Sir Roofy]

the next line

[growler2058]

of my excuse

[Sir Roofy]

for playing this

[growler2058]

during work hours

[Sir Roofy]

you naughty boy

[growler2058]

very very baaaaaaaad

[Sir Roofy]

yes yes yes

[growler2058]

home time now

[Sir Roofy]

off and running

[Bob]

to catch train

[growler2058]

itis POETS day (Pi55 Off Early Tomoros Saturday)

[Sir Roofy]

beers getting warm

[Pete's GU3]

better drink quick

[nowoolies]

where`s this going

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through other end

[nowoolies]

fast as canbe

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and that canbe

[nowoolies]

absoluty fast as

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like a tap

[nowoolies]

"n" quicker thana

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sprinkler installed by