View Full Version : The 3 word game!
growler2058
22nd March 2011, 07:51 PM
not tuffest GQ's
DX grunt
22nd March 2011, 07:52 PM
Another update.......
Definitely not Ni$$an$ and l@da sump oil to put into prospective the issues for tissues. Tissues for snot being broken down for l@d@ drivers and their snot boxes and toy motas, cause they to smell really bad next to Grunt, which is hard, because of the aromatic odour emitted from the shampoo and other products, which are unknown as biochemical waste.
But crabbers luv’em a lot, because they catch crabs – and then we lassoe their tails and fry them to the point of no return and eat them bloody toy mota drivers with barbeque sauce and sweet chilli to make’m taste like squashed from eaten by R^$$!@n$.
Drink voldaaaaa iceee from slurpee machines that they stole from the kernel while on holidays in las vegas, travelling with elvis showgirls fluffy knickers and sequined jumpsuits that split right through your head like an axe and down your stinky axxe crack. Man, that stinks. Needs a wash with carby cleaner once a year with a loofer and steel brush and @j@x powder. Scrub it hard with bleach and plenty of elbow HTB grease in the old toolbox in the shed full of cr@p.
And rusty bearings has plenty of mud to lubricate the old bones of any bunyip in the mud bath. They enjoy a roll in the clover in dover, ndover like a toy mota loosing the hillclimb 2a mighty troll – a GU Patrol, 2005 DX ute. That will do - with lotsa DXgrunt. But actually, aGQ tried’n tried but just didn’t cutit – It ripped it clean outa damud into the orbit international space station to patrol the realms of outerspace with other trucks.
growler2058
22nd March 2011, 08:57 PM
GQ's rule supreme
Bob
22nd March 2011, 09:21 PM
in the 1980's
nowoolies
22nd March 2011, 09:48 PM
orbiting around uranas
timbar
23rd March 2011, 12:10 AM
smelt like a
nowoolies
23rd March 2011, 12:12 AM
big pile of
Clunk
23rd March 2011, 12:13 AM
very soiled nappies
nowoolies
23rd March 2011, 12:16 AM
left from toymotas
ambition
23rd March 2011, 12:19 AM
damn unleaded petrol
nowoolies
23rd March 2011, 12:23 AM
mixed with bbqsauce
timbar
23rd March 2011, 12:44 AM
conrods pistons , panels
growler2058
23rd March 2011, 05:42 AM
solid ona GQ
timbar
23rd March 2011, 01:13 PM
for resqueing toymotos
Bob
23rd March 2011, 01:21 PM
Leave them there
timbar
23rd March 2011, 01:24 PM
to rust away
Bob
23rd March 2011, 01:30 PM
Wont take long
timbar
23rd March 2011, 01:36 PM
to biodegrade away
timbar
23rd March 2011, 01:37 PM
quicker than plastic
nowoolies
23rd March 2011, 04:42 PM
strechier than elastic
Bob
23rd March 2011, 04:44 PM
Made in japan
growler2058
23rd March 2011, 04:57 PM
happy GQ man
timbar
23rd March 2011, 05:03 PM
riding the waves
Bob
23rd March 2011, 05:07 PM
Of continued success
timbar
23rd March 2011, 05:10 PM
to become the
Bob
23rd March 2011, 05:11 PM
Top dog of
Dhuck
23rd March 2011, 05:15 PM
nothing at all
growler2058
23rd March 2011, 05:26 PM
the GQ success
Dhuck
23rd March 2011, 05:54 PM
. But dreams always
growler2058
23rd March 2011, 06:44 PM
about cape york
timbar
23rd March 2011, 06:56 PM
and the west
growler2058
23rd March 2011, 06:59 PM
track at loveday
timbar
23rd March 2011, 07:26 PM
in the scrub
growler2058
23rd March 2011, 07:31 PM
with deep mud
Pete's GU3
23rd March 2011, 08:42 PM
up his bum
timbar
23rd March 2011, 09:13 PM
as she slides
molongmick
23rd March 2011, 09:14 PM
into bed with
timbar
23rd March 2011, 09:15 PM
nowoolies and clunk71
molongmick
23rd March 2011, 09:24 PM
Oh what a ..........
timbar
23rd March 2011, 10:25 PM
ballz up whoops
Silver
23rd March 2011, 11:09 PM
Troll won't fit
timbar
23rd March 2011, 11:13 PM
between the banks
Caspar
24th March 2011, 01:45 AM
so he then
timbar
24th March 2011, 02:06 AM
went upnova the
growler2058
24th March 2011, 07:15 AM
big muddy mound
nowoolies
24th March 2011, 08:01 AM
full of marshmallows
Bob
24th March 2011, 08:02 AM
And sticky treacle
nowoolies
24th March 2011, 08:11 AM
all dripping from
growler2058
24th March 2011, 09:14 AM
the top down
nowoolies
24th March 2011, 09:17 AM
the back of
growler2058
24th March 2011, 09:25 AM
a wooly place
Clunk
24th March 2011, 08:12 PM
on nowoolies back
growler2058
24th March 2011, 08:19 PM
Back sackN crack
Clunk
24th March 2011, 08:39 PM
bl**dy hairy ape
growler2058
24th March 2011, 08:43 PM
needs xxx waxing
Clunk
24th March 2011, 08:48 PM
a nice brazilian
Dhuck
24th March 2011, 08:50 PM
back crack'n sack
growler2058
24th March 2011, 08:55 PM
but noone dares
Dhuck
24th March 2011, 08:56 PM
wax the wrinkles
growler2058
24th March 2011, 09:02 PM
on the mangin@
Clunk
24th March 2011, 11:19 PM
use some tweezers
timbar
25th March 2011, 12:50 AM
To find the
Clunk
25th March 2011, 12:55 AM
boil to pop
timbar
25th March 2011, 12:57 AM
with a pin
Clunk
25th March 2011, 01:03 AM
until it splatters
timbar
25th March 2011, 01:05 AM
on the wall
Clunk
25th March 2011, 01:11 AM
covering in puss
timbar
25th March 2011, 01:28 AM
and other stuff
Clunk
25th March 2011, 01:49 AM
which kat licks
timbar
25th March 2011, 01:50 AM
off the floor
Clunk
25th March 2011, 02:04 AM
then purrs in
timbar
25th March 2011, 02:16 AM
and goes 2sleep
growler2058
25th March 2011, 06:29 AM
But awakes screaming
Bigrig
25th March 2011, 10:06 AM
only to find
Bob
25th March 2011, 10:08 AM
richmond got beaten
growler2058
25th March 2011, 10:22 AM
bya lesser team (HAHA)
Bob
25th March 2011, 11:39 AM
hey be careful
growler2058
25th March 2011, 12:02 PM
of the spoon (wooden)
timbar
25th March 2011, 12:27 PM
of wooden spoons
Bob
25th March 2011, 12:31 PM
hopefully be Collingwood
timbar
25th March 2011, 12:34 PM
geelong for sure
growler2058
25th March 2011, 12:37 PM
GO THE CROWS (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha)
Bob
25th March 2011, 12:43 PM
Nissan's rule supreme (just getting it back on track)
growler2058
25th March 2011, 01:00 PM
pizza withda lot
AB
25th March 2011, 01:29 PM
with extra bunyips
growler2058
25th March 2011, 01:57 PM
and mushed millipedes
Bob
25th March 2011, 01:59 PM
ground up snake
timbar
25th March 2011, 02:35 PM
in a bowl !!
Bob
25th March 2011, 02:36 PM
with tomato sauce
AB
25th March 2011, 02:37 PM
and a glass
Bob
25th March 2011, 02:40 PM
of sheeps blood
growler2058
25th March 2011, 03:11 PM
and curdled milk
AB
25th March 2011, 03:18 PM
Skull skull skull
Bob
25th March 2011, 03:20 PM
and dont spew
growler2058
25th March 2011, 03:29 PM
spew, n eatit
timbar
25th March 2011, 05:15 PM
will make you
Bob
25th March 2011, 05:17 PM
Bloody horribly sick
growler2058
25th March 2011, 05:23 PM
mmmm sickly sweet
molongmick
25th March 2011, 05:32 PM
Oh, that treacle
growler2058
25th March 2011, 05:36 PM
on a crumpet
molongmick
25th March 2011, 06:01 PM
with hot cocoa
growler2058
25th March 2011, 06:02 PM
and lizard gizzard
Maxhead
25th March 2011, 07:37 PM
which was green
molongmick
25th March 2011, 07:40 PM
and slightly smelly
Maxhead
25th March 2011, 07:43 PM
also fly blown
growler2058
25th March 2011, 07:43 PM
like dead snake
Dhuck
25th March 2011, 07:50 PM
and rotten fish
growler2058
25th March 2011, 07:54 PM
and my steelies
timbar
25th March 2011, 08:48 PM
in the shed
Dhuck
25th March 2011, 08:59 PM
with smooth rubbers
timbar
25th March 2011, 10:40 PM
along with the
timbar
26th March 2011, 01:14 AM
rods and bait
Clunk
26th March 2011, 04:33 AM
thats never used
nowoolies
26th March 2011, 05:20 AM
fishing for crapolas
Clunk
26th March 2011, 05:29 AM
throw them back
nowoolies
26th March 2011, 05:32 AM
not good anyway
Clunk
26th March 2011, 05:36 AM
bloomin useless things
growler2058
26th March 2011, 06:01 AM
Lets fish for
nowoolies
26th March 2011, 06:11 AM
aliens thats what
growler2058
26th March 2011, 06:17 AM
theyre there for
nowoolies
26th March 2011, 07:03 AM
deep space fishing
growler2058
26th March 2011, 07:29 AM
in upper uranus
molongmick
26th March 2011, 07:56 AM
with some klingons
Bob
26th March 2011, 07:58 AM
beam them up
Bigrig
26th March 2011, 08:11 AM
so they can't
molongmick
26th March 2011, 09:03 AM
Engine-room warp 9
growler2058
26th March 2011, 10:23 AM
And blast off
Bob
26th March 2011, 10:28 AM
to around universe
growler2058
26th March 2011, 10:40 AM
in 80 days
Bob
26th March 2011, 10:43 AM
by the enterprise
growler2058
26th March 2011, 10:46 AM
with daleks onboard
Clunk
26th March 2011, 11:29 AM
and the Cybermen
growler2058
26th March 2011, 11:32 AM
to planet patrol
timbar
26th March 2011, 04:40 PM
best inform Nissan
growler2058
26th March 2011, 05:29 PM
To conquer It
molongmick
26th March 2011, 06:38 PM
and protect it
growler2058
26th March 2011, 06:48 PM
from land crabs
molongmick
26th March 2011, 07:05 PM
wearing pink lycra
growler2058
26th March 2011, 07:06 PM
and man bags
molongmick
26th March 2011, 07:16 PM
with silver sequeans
growler2058
26th March 2011, 07:34 PM
Like doggys got
AB
26th March 2011, 07:37 PM
he loves it!
timbar
26th March 2011, 09:08 PM
to peices really
growler2058
26th March 2011, 09:18 PM
cause its shiny
timbar
26th March 2011, 09:21 PM
but its time
Maxhead
26th March 2011, 09:32 PM
to destroy them
AB
26th March 2011, 09:33 PM
because men don't
Clunk
26th March 2011, 09:40 PM
like Rosscos shorts
growler2058
26th March 2011, 09:52 PM
Or his plumbs
timbar
27th March 2011, 01:28 AM
A$$ so now
growler2058
27th March 2011, 05:11 AM
Thout shall wear
molongmick
27th March 2011, 11:32 AM
tight leather chaps
Bob
27th March 2011, 01:29 PM
and silver spurs
timbar
27th March 2011, 02:30 PM
where his son
blake_gq4.2
27th March 2011, 05:36 PM
shot a goat
molongmick
27th March 2011, 05:37 PM
that was mounting
blake_gq4.2
27th March 2011, 05:40 PM
his prize rooster
molongmick
27th March 2011, 05:48 PM
in the hen-house
blake_gq4.2
27th March 2011, 05:54 PM
but then a
molongmick
27th March 2011, 06:24 PM
sneaky fox spied
Bob
27th March 2011, 06:29 PM
farmer with gun
growler2058
27th March 2011, 06:34 PM
and huntin dogs
timbar
27th March 2011, 06:34 PM
shot matthew newton
blake_gq4.2
27th March 2011, 06:38 PM
in the eye
growler2058
27th March 2011, 06:40 PM
His brown eye
timbar
27th March 2011, 06:41 PM
and in his ,,,
blake_gq4.2
27th March 2011, 06:42 PM
panic he found
growler2058
27th March 2011, 06:44 PM
A big bandaid
blake_gq4.2
27th March 2011, 06:54 PM
covered in worms
molongmick
27th March 2011, 06:58 PM
and green fungus
timbar
27th March 2011, 07:06 PM
covered his head
molongmick
27th March 2011, 07:13 PM
and his private
blake_gq4.2
27th March 2011, 07:24 PM
freakish double nipple
growler2058
27th March 2011, 07:27 PM
With hairs hanging
molongmick
27th March 2011, 07:33 PM
down to his
growler2058
27th March 2011, 07:54 PM
Sweaty bony knees
nowoolies
27th March 2011, 07:58 PM
then bert said
growler2058
27th March 2011, 08:03 PM
Mind ya manners
nowoolies
27th March 2011, 08:09 PM
to patty who`s
molongmick
28th March 2011, 06:28 AM
sitting watching everything
growler2058
28th March 2011, 07:04 AM
from the shadows
Bob
28th March 2011, 08:50 AM
of birt's toupee
growler2058
28th March 2011, 09:15 AM
whata horrible piece
Bob
28th March 2011, 09:16 AM
Of dog hair
nowoolies
28th March 2011, 09:16 AM
of roasted canetoad
growler2058
28th March 2011, 09:23 AM
Just not cool
Bob
28th March 2011, 12:57 PM
enough to freeze
timbar
28th March 2011, 01:20 PM
your ballz off
Bob
28th March 2011, 01:37 PM
nogood for sex
growler2058
28th March 2011, 02:01 PM
except for eskimos
Bob
28th March 2011, 02:17 PM
makes it small
growler2058
28th March 2011, 02:23 PM
Brass monkey like
timbar
28th March 2011, 04:46 PM
bannanas and peachie
growler2058
28th March 2011, 04:47 PM
and whipped cream
big_fletch
28th March 2011, 05:11 PM
covered all over
growler2058
28th March 2011, 05:29 PM
land crab bonnet
molongmick
28th March 2011, 05:53 PM
with a squirt
growler2058
28th March 2011, 06:01 PM
of lemon juice
Bob
28th March 2011, 06:08 PM
spread over Pancakes
nowoolies
28th March 2011, 06:11 PM
and sump oil
big_fletch
28th March 2011, 06:14 PM
all ready for
nowoolies
28th March 2011, 06:15 PM
an alien feast (hahahahahahaah their back )
molongmick
28th March 2011, 06:18 PM
with Buzz Lightyear
timbar
28th March 2011, 06:21 PM
woody and mr potatohead
nowoolies
28th March 2011, 06:22 PM
anda chook raffle
Bob
28th March 2011, 06:23 PM
in local pub
blake_gq4.2
28th March 2011, 06:23 PM
played spin dabottle
molongmick
28th March 2011, 06:26 PM
with little miss
Bob
28th March 2011, 06:26 PM
muffet and spider
blake_gq4.2
28th March 2011, 06:27 PM
woody was excited
molongmick
28th March 2011, 06:38 PM
that he spilt
blake_gq4.2
28th March 2011, 06:43 PM
rum allover muffet
molongmick
28th March 2011, 06:44 PM
which he quickly
big_fletch
28th March 2011, 06:45 PM
hid from her
blake_gq4.2
28th March 2011, 06:48 PM
befor she did
molongmick
28th March 2011, 06:49 PM
the splits infront
Bob
28th March 2011, 06:49 PM
untold damage to
big_fletch
28th March 2011, 06:53 PM
her nether-regions
growler2058
28th March 2011, 07:19 PM
owww visualised it
big_fletch
28th March 2011, 07:22 PM
did it hurt
growler2058
28th March 2011, 07:31 PM
oh sh1t yeah
molongmick
28th March 2011, 07:55 PM
it hurt like
blair
28th March 2011, 08:01 PM
burning your finger
growler2058
28th March 2011, 08:29 PM
Witha gas axe
Woof
28th March 2011, 08:31 PM
running on NOS
wildgu6
28th March 2011, 08:46 PM
rippin through even
blake_gq4.2
28th March 2011, 09:23 PM
adirty old landcruiser
wildgu6
28th March 2011, 10:15 PM
stolen by ewoks
DX grunt
28th March 2011, 10:16 PM
, restolen by turdles
wildgu6
28th March 2011, 10:19 PM
then sold to
big_fletch
28th March 2011, 10:20 PM
The master jedi
timbar
28th March 2011, 10:33 PM
yoda destroyed it
Clunk
29th March 2011, 12:41 AM
resurrected by Vader
timbar
29th March 2011, 12:44 AM
eaten by jabba
Clunk
29th March 2011, 12:46 AM
teased by Layah
timbar
29th March 2011, 01:34 AM
for kissing hansolo
Clunk
29th March 2011, 01:50 AM
Skywalker was jealous
timbar
29th March 2011, 01:59 AM
thats her brother ??
Clunk
29th March 2011, 02:05 AM
He doesn't care
timbar
29th March 2011, 02:10 AM
darth done layah2
Clunk
29th March 2011, 02:21 AM
Nothing like keeping
timbar
29th March 2011, 02:50 AM
in the family
growler2058
29th March 2011, 02:54 AM
of dark forces
Bob
29th March 2011, 09:33 AM
not the klingons
growler2058
29th March 2011, 11:08 AM
twas the dingleberries
Bob
29th March 2011, 11:09 AM
Whoever they are
growler2058
29th March 2011, 11:10 AM
Hang on sheepsbums
Bob
29th March 2011, 11:11 AM
You mean dags
growler2058
29th March 2011, 11:13 AM
yep nasty dags
Bob
29th March 2011, 11:52 AM
They need crutching
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